Can Gugg handle the truth?

[magnetaress]

Poll inc. :cool:

[goblinmob]

Gugg comes across as the type who would complain about how McDonald's value menu is no longer a value, to the cashier, as they paying, every. day. And the cashier is like, "We know, Jerry. You said this yesterday"

I never got to play back in the day. I was completely heartbroken (until I got the Might and Magic 6-pack at Fleet Farm) so this is my Classic and I don't give a fuck. You fuckin up my vibes and making me spontaneously laugh at my phone at work while I'm creeping on these threads.

[goblinmob]

I voted the 3rd one. For flavor.

[magnetaress]

I messed up on third one tho it should have been

Well yeah, eventually goblin drool, will, like, melt *fine* steel beams, man.

sorry if i let u down

Gugg comes across as the type who would complain about how McDonald's value menu is no longer a value, to the cashier, as they paying, every. day. And the cashier is like, "We know, Jerry. You said this yesterday"

well it still has value to ppl on basic income today just different value than gugg remembers


I never got to play back in the day. I was completely heartbroken (until I got the Might and Magic 6-pack at Fleet Farm) so this is my Classic and I don't give a fuck. You fuckin up my vibes and making me spontaneously laugh at my phone at work while I'm creeping on these threads.

heck ya eq is a good game and p99 is the greatest emulator

a lot of us like to talk trash butt we still love it and the devs and the guides (especially menden) v much

if i had to go to heaven

i would pick red99

[Gugg]

Have you heard of the saying "Don't do things in half measures"?

Well, if you want to create an evil world and to exist in that evill world, you have no choice but to create that evil world in half measures because if you created an evil world in full measure you would create nothing and you can't live in nothing....you can't live in a fantasy.

So if you think about it, we all have the ability to create fantasy worlds in full measure, or to put it another way we all have the ability to create nothing of value.

But the fact a half-hearted world exists means somebody did actually create something real, in a half-hearted way, which is uncharacteristic of that person because the sun, another creation from the same person, is completely round not a half circle.

[magnetaress]

Have you heard of the saying "Don't do things in half measures"?

Well, if you want to create an evil world and to exist in that evill world, you have no choice but to create that evil world in half measures because if you created an evil world in full measure you would create nothing and you can't live in nothing....you can't live in a fantasy.

So if you think about it, we all have the ability to create fantasy worlds in full measure, or to put it another way we all have the ability to create nothing of value.

But the fact a half-hearted world exists means somebody did actually create something real, in a half-hearted way, which is uncharacteristic of that person because the sun, another creation from the same person, is completely round not a half circle.

I'm proud of you. This is good progress.

[aussenseiter]

Gugg comes across as the type who would complain about how McDonald's value menu is no longer a value, to the cashier, as they paying, every. day. And the cashier is like, "We know, Jerry. You said this yesterday"

I never got to play back in the day. I was completely heartbroken (until I got the Might and Magic 6-pack at Fleet Farm) so this is my Classic and I don't give a fuck. You fuckin up my vibes and making me spontaneously laugh at my phone at work while I'm creeping on these threads.

This country has gone straight to hell since McDonalds changed their frying oil the second time.

[goblinmob]

Wait now, is this about something not EverQuest cuz I totally thought the thread was referring to p99 not being classic.

[reznor_]

cringe tier post and OP

[goblinmob]

I used to look up to you, dawg

[Encroaching Death]

The 9/11 Vowe Conspiwacy awgues that the twin towews wewe not hit by pwanes extewnawwy. Instead, pwanes wewe buiwt inside the towews, and continuawwy infwated which eventuawwy caused a cowwapse.

The anonymous theowist, weviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numewous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a wesponse to the incweasing weight of the intewnaw aiwcwaft.

He highwights aweas in the footage that powtway peopwe and objects being viowentwy thwown out of the windows with fowce, as weww as smaww biwwows of steam and fiwe, happening at the wowew fwoow wevews of one of the towews.

"Wook at this shit. You'we tewwing me thewe's just wandom ass expwosions going on? Down hewe? We ain't even wemotewy cwose to whewe the pwane cowwided. Buww fucking howse shit.'

The theowist expwains that the pwanes wewe buiwt by "cwazed U.S. govewnment scientists who watched too much Doctow Who, it was wike that of a weaw wife TAWDIS expewiment".

"They buiwt these massive towews, fow what? Business? Heww nah, have you seen the economy pwe-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money now enewgy fow no goddamn towew of that size, and definitewy not two."

We asked why the expewiment wouwd take pwace in the middwe of a city as cwowded as NYC. The theowist wesponded:

"It's hidden in pwain sight. NYC's got aww the wesouwces in the wowwd, wight at youw disposaw. Nah, sewiouswy man, wook at these stweets, thewe's a fuckin' gawbage piwe up just down the woad. You know what kind of technowogy you can find in these piwes? Thewe's some fuckin' money to be made. Pwus you get to make a nationwide scawe if youw expewiment fucks up, and pubwicity means mowe money. They had aww to gain and nothing to wose."

The theowist expwains that any and aww footage taken inside the Twin Towews pwe-9/11 was simpwy simuwated, pwops, ow iwwusion. Footage of NYC wecowded in a position wespective to which the twin towews ovewwooked, was cweated via a cwevew sewies of miwwows owiginawwy souwcing fwom the "432 Pawk Avenue" buiwding.

The theowist cwaims that any and aww footage of the pwanes awe "so fake, it's waughabwe", he states: "Nobody saw any pwanes... not in weaw wife. Outside of what the TV stations wouwd teww you, not a singwe souw saw an actuaw, physicaw pwane hit the buiwdings. Heww, you couwd ask evewyone in New Yowk today, you won't find a singwe pewson who saw a pwane."

[reznor_]

I used to look up to you, dawg

that was your first mistake

[goblinmob]

The 9/11 Vowe Conspiwacy ...saw a pwane."

The way you typed that all reminded me of this friend I had back in the day. We all use to party and basically just play Risk like back to back to back together. But he couldn't say his Rs right he'd say them like Ws. But anyways one night we were doin the uzhe (idk how to slangify "usual") and a ways through the game he's like, "I'm attacking you all" and I glanced over like "hahahaha- yeah me too" and just continue on and he's like "Hey- I'm attacking you all!" Looking at me. I'm like "kbro.." and he's just looking at me
...
..."you all"
And he just kinda rolls his eyes and points to the board and he's pointing to URAL and I've had enough of the night to dismiss all restraint and I like can't. Stop. Myself from laughing! And the whole time we're rolling dice all I can sputter out between breaths from laughing so hard is "I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry" I can hardly stop laughing as I'm typing this

[goblinmob]

that was your first mistake

I'm just fuckin with ya, dude

[magnetaress]

This country has gone straight to hell since McDonalds changed their frying oil the second time.

100 :eek:

[Jobaber]

You guys ever take long braek away from Miky D's?

Then go back, and have a meal.

And the next day, you're like, god damn I want some Miky D's!

I think they have tommacco in their katchup.

[Crawdad]

He reminds me of the boomer who wants to shop at the mall but its closed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFSFw0gAu9Y

[Crawdad]

He reminds me of the boomer who wants to shop at the mall but its closed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFSFw0gAu9Y

Tell us why rangers can't bow. Why why tell us the reason why

[magnetaress]

You guys ever take long braek away from Miky D's?

Then go back, and have a meal.

And the next day, you're like, god damn I want some Miky D's!

I think they have tommacco in their katchup.

I got the mad shits from the nanoprobes in all their food from this.