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WokeCat
01-13-2023, 07:09 AM
It sounds like a joke, but I'm actually not kidding. My girlfriend has played WoW for over 10 years now. She's not exactly new to MMOs. She recently started playing P99 and is already addicted to it and more excited to play it than I am, but I've noticed that she's so mentally exhausted after about 3 hours of playing it that she physically cannot go any further. She literally goes to bed and collapses.

What are your thoughts on this? I've seen the same girl play WoW for 12 hours at a time day in and day out.

Encroaching Death
01-13-2023, 07:57 AM
I don't mean to sound offensive, but women are weak and stupid.

Again, with all due respect, their tiny little bird brains can't handle the ongoing pressure of classic MMOs.

It's just science.

Evolution has primed men to endure the chaotic pressures of combat and survival, which makes us so good at EQ. You ever notice how you can twitch move the mouse faster than your slow cow of a wife?

That's because you were born to bleed. While the ol ball and chain was born to breed (sucks to be her lol)

But seriously, women are retarded.

Allishia
01-13-2023, 09:37 AM
I don't mean to sound offensive, but women are weak and stupid.

Again, with all due respect, their tiny little bird brains can't handle the ongoing pressure of classic MMOs.

It's just science.

Evolution has primed men to endure the chaotic pressures of combat and survival, which makes us so good at EQ. You ever notice how you can twitch move the mouse faster than your slow cow of a wife?

That's because you were born to bleed. While the ol ball and chain was born to breed (sucks to be her lol)

But seriously, women are retarded.

You are fired :mad:

magnetaress
01-13-2023, 09:39 AM
In general probably. This may just be because your girlfriend is both fat lazy and eats an American diet. And doesn't have the testosterone to buffer her. Doesn't workout so doesn't have the stamina.

I don't have testicles. Or take testosterone. And for three years while on the drug buproprion I was able to play EQ and go days without eating. I still worked out twice a day. Jogged every day and did hard marathon type training twice a week.

Encroaching Death
01-13-2023, 09:41 AM
You are fired :mad:

Sorry, my cat walked across my keyboard and typed that.

Cecily
01-13-2023, 09:41 AM
You are fired :mad:
/nod

mwahaha
01-13-2023, 09:50 AM
Sorry, my cat walked across my keyboard and typed that.

This man lies.


He’s never seen a pussy in his life.

Encroaching Death
01-13-2023, 09:51 AM
This man lies.


He’s never seen a pussy in his life.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/877/238/65e.jpg

paisley
01-13-2023, 10:21 AM
ngl I am the same exact way, ppl I group with (sweagen) rage at me for this all the time
Is there any science to back this up— encroaching death may be A Bigoted Man, but he Kinda make a Good Point, what the fuck even is twitch moving a mouse? (Sry yall im new to gaming and internet)

Encroaching Death
01-13-2023, 10:28 AM
what the fuck even is twitch moving a mouse?

https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/peepshow/S01E04/gif/0gM21e78RVWC.gif

Encroaching Death
01-13-2023, 10:30 AM
Women were made to be quiet and held down at the back of their neck while smooshing their face into the pillow.

Again, with all due respect.

magnetaress
01-13-2023, 10:33 AM
yeah what is twitch moving and why would u do it

Encroaching Death
01-13-2023, 10:44 AM
yeah what is twitch moving and why would u do it

We don't divulge our secrets in the He-man Woman-Haters Club

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/510OGb53Y2L._AC_SY580_.jpg

paisley
01-13-2023, 10:59 AM
Women were made to be quiet and held down at the back of their neck while smooshing their face into the pillow.

Again, with all due respect.

Ngl I bet Wokecat agree with this post—I don’t care how woke he is! 😂😂😂

paisley
01-13-2023, 11:00 AM
yeah what is twitch moving and why would u do it

Me and Tess deserve to know,
As the only two females on this site, we deserve to twitch mice too

Toxigen
01-13-2023, 11:13 AM
yikes

magnetaress
01-13-2023, 01:13 PM
it probably has something to do with males unique ability to masterbate with jerking motions

unsunghero
01-13-2023, 01:36 PM
“Men and women are equal. They have the same interests both in careers and hobbies, perform the exact same at those, and neither should receive any special treatment. A man offering to pay for a women’s meal on a date is patronizing”

The same people (keep in mind she slapped Dana first):

unsunghero
01-13-2023, 01:41 PM
^
Before anyone clutches pearls I’m not condoning hitting a girl and there’s not even a level of drunk that would make me retaliate slap my gf, so Dana and I are not alike

But I like how the idea of chivalry is still not dead, nor should it ever die

magnetaress
01-13-2023, 01:50 PM
Dueling pistols are a force equalizer so if the female and male where to duel with pistols I feel like that would be relativly fair.

If you have bad eyesight and slow reflexes and poor eye hand coordination that is ur problem.

Lune
01-13-2023, 03:36 PM
I don't mean to sound offensive, but women are weak and stupid.

Again, with all due respect, their tiny little bird brains can't handle the ongoing pressure of classic MMOs.

It's just science.

Evolution has primed men to endure the chaotic pressures of combat and survival, which makes us so good at EQ. You ever notice how you can twitch move the mouse faster than your slow cow of a wife?

That's because you were born to bleed. While the ol ball and chain was born to breed (sucks to be her lol)

But seriously, women are retarded.

Can't tell if trolling or just incel

Encroaching Death
01-13-2023, 03:37 PM
Can't tell if trolling or just incel

Why not both?

Duality of Man and all that, etc

Encroaching Death
01-13-2023, 03:38 PM
I’m not condoning hitting a girl

I am :cool:

Ratchet51
01-13-2023, 04:09 PM
3882 posts and you joined in September? Man has a lot to say, and so far I agree. Keep it up.

Encroaching Death
01-13-2023, 04:11 PM
3882 posts and you joined in September? Man has a lot to say, and so far I agree. Keep it up.

https://media.tenor.com/7pp1EXuXVysAAAAd/cheers-drinking.gif

Rager and Quitter
01-13-2023, 04:43 PM
Dueling pistols are a force equalizer so if the female and male where to duel with pistols I feel like that would be relativly fair.

If you have bad eyesight and slow reflexes and poor eye hand coordination that is ur problem.

I've actually been told by someone on these forums (I think his name was In Crotching Depth or something), that women are shown to have better hand-eye coordination than men, for things such as sewing, flipping pancakes, and jacking off two dudes at once without breaking stride or rhythm. But, since that isn't coming from me, I can't confirm.

Encroaching Death
01-13-2023, 04:53 PM
I've actually been told by someone on these forums (I think his name was In Crotching Depth or something), that women are shown to have better hand-eye coordination than men, for things such as sewing, flipping pancakes, and jacking off two dudes at once without breaking stride or rhythm. But, since that isn't coming from me, I can't confirm.

Definitely wasn't me.

Because I would have said women are so functionally retarded that they need to be assisted to breathe, like a deformed Pug.

Evolution gave them breasts to catch all their mouth-breathing drool.

Toxigen
01-13-2023, 05:00 PM
everquest. strenuous.

pick one

magnetaress
01-13-2023, 05:20 PM
I actually got sick while trying to read a book today. It's time to close my eyes.

Lune
01-13-2023, 08:01 PM
Definitely wasn't me.

Because I would have said women are so functionally retarded that they need to be assisted to breathe, like a deformed Pug.

Evolution gave them breasts to catch all their mouth-breathing drool.

If you haven't met a woman smarter than you, you haven't met very many women at all.

Encroaching Death
01-13-2023, 08:07 PM
If you haven't met a woman smarter than you, you haven't met very many women at all.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/877/238/65e.jpg

Lune
01-13-2023, 08:14 PM
I'm genuinely sorry so few women have had anything to do with you that you don't really know what they're like.

That's gotta be painful.

Encroaching Death
01-13-2023, 08:16 PM
I'm genuinely sorry so few women have had anything to do with you that you don't really know what they're like.

That's gotta be painful.

That would hurt me if it were true, but I feel nothing when you say that because I've had multiple lick mayonaise out of my asshole on a Tuesday night.

That's one area you can't attack me on.

You should aim for my Daddy Issues. Now there's a sore spot :cool:

Lune
01-13-2023, 08:25 PM
That would hurt me if it were true, but I feel nothing when you say that because I've had multiple lick mayonaise out of my asshole on a Tuesday night.

That's one area you can't attack me on.

You should aim for my Daddy Issues. Now there's a sore spot :cool:

Nah if you genuinely think women are retarded, you either haven't met many of them or have only associated with the absolutely bottom of the barrel.

A loving relationship with an equal is such an incredible thing. What a life experience to miss :(

Encroaching Death
01-13-2023, 08:27 PM
Nah if you genuinely think women are retarded, you either haven't met many of them or have only associated with the absolutely bottom of the barrel.

A loving relationship with an equal is such an incredible thing. What a life experience to miss :(

Dude, I'm obviously fucking around.

How thick do I have to lay it on?

Do I have to say "We must enslave women and steal their milk!"...huh? Is this not translating?

Encroaching Death
01-13-2023, 08:30 PM
And for the record, I've never had a woman eat mayonaise out of my ass.

That sounds horrible for both involved.

But who knows? Maybe it'll make it on my bucket list.

Jobaber
01-13-2023, 08:40 PM
haha eq ive seen pussy thread

Jobaber
01-13-2023, 08:40 PM
Dude, I'm obviously fucking around.

lol GOTEM

Lune
01-13-2023, 08:43 PM
I guess I'll never understand this style of trolling. Like who are you even trolling except yourself lol

"Gotcha! Made you think I was retarded!"

Jobaber
01-13-2023, 08:45 PM
it's a 30 year old everquset forum :o

what are we supposed to be doing

Encroaching Death
01-13-2023, 09:03 PM
I guess I'll never understand this style of trolling. Like who are you even trolling except yourself lol

"Gotcha! Made you think I was retarded!"

But...I AM retarded

Jobaber
01-13-2023, 09:05 PM
p99 forums:

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magnetaress
01-13-2023, 09:21 PM
p99 forums:

jq5ulYaH_pg

This is a nice movie)

aussenseiter
01-13-2023, 09:32 PM
This is a nice movie)

Santa has a bag of holding 🤓

Gugg
01-13-2023, 10:23 PM
It sounds like a joke, but I'm actually not kidding. My girlfriend has played WoW for over 10 years now. She's not exactly new to MMOs. She recently started playing P99 and is already addicted to it and more excited to play it than I am, but I've noticed that she's so mentally exhausted after about 3 hours of playing it that she physically cannot go any further. She literally goes to bed and collapses.

What are your thoughts on this? I've seen the same girl play WoW for 12 hours at a time day in and day out.

You play 1999 EQ together instead of smoking cannabis and havng sex?

Sounds like an amazing relationship you got there.

/s

What a cucked generation of soyboys.

Jobaber
01-13-2023, 10:26 PM
What a cucked generation of soyboys.

fix is in place (enjoy your flight!)

https://i.imgur.com/4VwEhXj.png

Gugg
01-13-2023, 10:31 PM
fix is in place (enjoy your flight!)

https://i.imgur.com/4VwEhXj.png

Running across a muddy field towards bullets is a cuckfest.

Jobaber
01-13-2023, 10:36 PM
Running across a muddy field towards bullets is a cuckfest.

In you go.

https://i.imgur.com/z9Dt83Q.png

aussenseiter
01-13-2023, 10:49 PM
You play 1999 EQ together instead of smoking cannabis and havng sex?

Sounds like an amazing relationship you got there.

/s

What a cucked generation of soyboys.

Interesting data point. Gugg yelling at Wokecat.

https://i.imgflip.com/3pqyo3.jpg?a464592

Gugg
01-13-2023, 10:58 PM
In you go.

https://i.imgur.com/z9Dt83Q.png

3 meals a day, somebody to talk to, medical attention, can refuse visitors, hot water, heating, clean laundry, flushing toilet.

Where do I sign up for a cosy police cell?

magnetaress
01-13-2023, 11:01 PM
3 meals a day, somebody to talk to, medical attention, can refuse visitors, hot water, heating, clean laundry, flushing toilet.

Where do I sign up for a cosy police cell?

Well the accuracy of this statement varies from jurisdiction to jurisdiction.

aussenseiter
01-13-2023, 11:03 PM
3 meals a day, somebody to talk to, medical attention, can refuse visitors, hot water, heating, clean laundry, flushing toilet.

Where do I sign up for a cosy police cell?

D04wb7P_v-4

Gugg
01-13-2023, 11:03 PM
Well the accuracy of this statement varies from jurisdiction to jurisdiction.

And how would you know?

Spidey sense again?

magnetaress
01-14-2023, 12:25 AM
And how would you know?

Spidey sense again?

I invite you to do your own research :p

Gugg
01-14-2023, 12:28 AM
I invite you to do your own research :p

Do your research...more advice.

magnetaress
01-14-2023, 12:51 AM
Do your research...more advice.

Have you ever been incarcerated? Especially in a poor or crime ridden presinct? Or private prison?

D04wb7P_v-4

A+ vid btw

Duik
01-14-2023, 04:29 AM
Some women ARE retarded, some men too, its just genetics.
Some men love that they are smrater (typo on purpose) than them. Makes them (us?) feel better about them(our?) selves.
So can we just agree that life is genetics and some of us lose at genetics?
Also, Encroaching Death is technically correct...
Also also, why are men better than women?
There is no "Y".
Badum tish.

Jobaber
01-14-2023, 04:45 AM
Our beef is with the establishment.

It matters not if its man, or woman, chrisitan or athiest, the establishment is the enemy of people like us.

The thing about the establishment is they are afraid of things that are different, want to look up to other people, and want to look down on others.

Right now the establishment men are like douchey little kids.

And the establishment women are preditors.

So they are just eating them alive.

Ghost of Starman
01-14-2023, 04:50 AM
Typical IQ distributions for women tend to cluster around the average (meaning less low IQ and less geniuses).

Male IQ distribution has larger tails (i.e. more low IQ men but also more geniuses).

TLDR idiots are more likely to be men, normies women, and geniuses men.

The evolutionary biological theory around this is that you want the genetic variability to be with the men as women are the bottleneck for proceation.

Duik
01-14-2023, 06:20 AM
Ha. I said stuff on the interwebs, so its correct. And imma man.
Someone earlier mentioned OP mustnta met many clever girls. Same goes for the above posters.
Women folk have less dumbarses and geniuses my arse. Get out more, tails.

Garnaak
01-14-2023, 06:36 AM
Some real f-ing winners here in this thread.

magnetaress
01-14-2023, 09:43 AM
more men are priests and buddhists i don't know if that means anything

the key is that ppl can smell just as bad regardless of their chromosomal anomalies or perfection

what it comes down to in the modern erra more often is conditioning and acceptance and most people aren't willing or able to break free, though it basically comes down to individual willpower and desire for freedom and perfection

I would say intillegence certainly isn't the end all be all stat too. That is a particualarly 50's masculine centric view when everyone was striving to become a white collar or rocket scientist or administrator

magnetaress
01-14-2023, 09:56 AM
appareently farting can be too strenous for biological women tho

here's my citation

https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/wtf/woman-selling-farts-hospitalised-for-trying-to-fart-too-much-558517.html#:~:text=A%20US%20reality%20star%20who, pain%2C%20New%20York%20Post%20reported.

https://i.imgur.com/aIRUKIV.png

i fart a lot butt i dont intentially load insane amounts of fibre

maybe i should get in on this just not go for the 200k mark

goblinmob
01-14-2023, 10:02 AM
Style points to Jose for double posting lol

Encroaching Death
01-14-2023, 11:40 AM
Men don't have buttholes

#science

Rager and Quitter
01-14-2023, 11:44 AM
Men don't have buttholes

#science

This is awkward. I'm a man and I have 2 buttholes. Well, more like 1 and a half, since the 2nd one is shaped like a crescent moon.

goblinmob
01-14-2023, 11:51 AM
Find all three and win a prize! Anything from this shelf except this row, this row, and this row and anything on the bottom two rows from this shelf..

magnetaress
01-14-2023, 12:00 PM
Those are the avatars of dead g-ds waiting for their chosen ones to reawaken them

Encroaching Death
01-14-2023, 12:02 PM
I'm definitely choosing the baked Jamaican penguin

Arvan
01-14-2023, 12:04 PM
Tell me you are a virgin without telling me you are a virgin

Encroaching Death
01-14-2023, 12:12 PM
Tell me you are a virgin without telling me you are a virgin

Aww poor baby :( Are you mad at something?

Have some warm milk, hun.

magnetaress
01-14-2023, 12:22 PM
I'm definitely choosing the baked Jamaican penguin

My #1 choice 2

Lune
01-14-2023, 01:19 PM
Ha. I said stuff on the interwebs, so its correct. And imma man.
Someone earlier mentioned OP mustnta met many clever girls. Same goes for the above posters.
Women folk have less dumbarses and geniuses my arse. Get out more, tails.

btw I'm the guy who said the bit about OP not meeting clever girls, but what was said about IQ distribution was true. Women are more clustered around the mean, while with men the tails are larger, both high and low. More idiots but more geniuses. There is very strong evidence for this (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Variability_hypothesis), however it is controversial to talk about for whatever reason.

Evolutionarily, risk-taking also pays off more for men than women (mitochondrial DNA evidence shows that before we settled down into agriculture, very few men had offspring, but most women did), which is thought to be one reason young men engage in more risk-taking behavior.

There is no basis to say men are smarter than women, we have the same average IQ as well as performance on other assessments.

magnetaress
01-14-2023, 01:24 PM
https://i.imgur.com/eTIbCJF.jpeg

Rager and Quitter
01-14-2023, 01:29 PM
There is no basis to say men are women

I've been told men can now get pregnant and women have penises, so the "data" you share is irrelevant now.

Lune
01-14-2023, 01:47 PM
I've been told men can now get pregnant and women have penises, so the "data" you share is irrelevant now.

bruh the only people who believe that are powerless nothingburgers on college campuses

However if Big Bubba down at the construction site wants to put on a dress, coif his moustache, and ask to be called ma'am, I'm happy to make Bubba happy. Be nice to people.

unsunghero
01-14-2023, 02:17 PM
Some women ARE retarded, some men too, its just genetics.
Some men love that they are smrater (typo on purpose) than them. Makes them (us?) feel better about them(our?) selves.
So can we just agree that life is genetics and some of us lose at genetics?
Also, Encroaching Death is technically correct...
Also also, why are men better than women?
There is no "Y".
Badum tish.

I always felt like a relationship is best when fairly even both on looks and intelligence, in terms of partner selection

With a big disparity in looks, there may be a higher likelihood of cheating

With a big disparity in intelligence, there may be a higher likelihood of a bit of manipulation

Neither is even close to guaranteed. It’s just more likely…more possible, so to speak

Encroaching Death
01-14-2023, 02:20 PM
bruh the only people who believe that are powerless nothingburgers on college campuses


Nice take from 2016.

Encroaching Death
01-14-2023, 02:21 PM
Wake me up when women can do a backflip while shitting themselves

unsunghero
01-14-2023, 02:27 PM
When I think about why I tend to reject women who seem to be significantly smarter than me, I tell myself it’s because I don’t want to be condescended or manipulated

Then I think to myself that I prefer a girl much dumber than me and I think uh oh, that’s probably not for a good reason either. So I’ve settled on around my level of intelligence ;)

magnetaress
01-14-2023, 02:28 PM
I always felt like a relationship is best when fairly even both on looks and intelligence, in terms of partner selection

With a big disparity in looks, there may be a higher likelihood of cheating

With a big disparity in intelligence, there may be a higher likelihood of a bit of manipulation

Neither is even close to guaranteed. It’s just more likely…more possible, so to speak

Your conflicting the natural states of existence between the strong and the weak with some kind of malice or ideology.

This is just the way that it is.

unsunghero
01-14-2023, 02:30 PM
Your conflicting the natural states of existence between the strong and the weak with some kind of malice or ideology.

This is just the way that it is.

I like to surround myself with people smarter than me in my personal life, just not in relationships ;)

unsunghero
01-14-2023, 02:32 PM
^
I’m biased though, every single person I’ve known who is clearly smarter than me has been smug. So the trade off of the knowledge I soak from them is it comes with smugness. I accept that though

I’ve never met a super smart humble person though tbh, not that I can recall

Encroaching Death
01-14-2023, 02:39 PM
The Latest Evolution of Woman is here ☆

Introducing:

The Femboy.


Doesn't have a lame period

Can't get pregnant

Can play Super Smash Bros together ;)

Wants to please Daddy

Knows all the racist 4 Chan memes

Built-in lube dispenser

magnetaress
01-14-2023, 02:43 PM
^
I’m biased though, every single person I’ve known who is clearly smarter than me has been smug. So the trade off of the knowledge I soak from them is it comes with smugness. I accept that though

I’ve never met a super smart humble person though tbh, not that I can recall

One person could provide security. The other comfort. Or inspiration. Relationships aren't a zero sum game :p

I know people more intelligent. More mechanically apt. They could benefit from my wisdom or intuition or creativity. Even tho I'm outclassed in every way computationally.

I'm just saying its an easy trap to fall into. The left conveniently loves to point out when the strong takes advantage of the week. This isn't necessarily true by default. Butt then equanimity shows us this isn't necessarily true.

Ghost of Starman
01-14-2023, 03:41 PM
btw I'm the guy who said the bit about OP not meeting clever girls, but what was said about IQ distribution was true. Women are more clustered around the mean, while with men the tails are larger, both high and low. More idiots but more geniuses. There is very strong evidence for this (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Variability_hypothesis), however it is controversial to talk about for whatever reason.

Evolutionarily, risk-taking also pays off more for men than women (mitochondrial DNA evidence shows that before we settled down into agriculture, very few men had offspring, but most women did), which is thought to be one reason young men engage in more risk-taking behavior.

There is no basis to say men are smarter than women, we have the same average IQ as well as performance on other assessments.

Truth is offensive now, everything I said was backed up by evolutionary biology, I usually don't say anything because most people are ruled by their emotions and anything that doesn't exactly align with their world view is shut down as either "snowflake" or "incel" depending on if they're leftists or rightists. It's an annoying time to be a non-emotional thinker.

paisley
01-14-2023, 05:37 PM
And for the record, I've never had a woman eat mayonaise out of my ass.

That sounds horrible for both involved.

But who knows? Maybe it'll make it on my bucket list.

Made me so sick to read, glad the mayonnaise thing was just a joke. Like damn, use whipped cream or something.

Smoofers
01-14-2023, 05:38 PM
biased or based?

reznor_
01-14-2023, 05:52 PM
Being bad at MMOs isnt a women thing lol, its a human thing. The behavior I have seen on blue and green over the last 6 years makes me cringe for humanity. I often find myself wondering "how are you even breathing" if you can't have any semblance of situational awareness in a 20 year old game.

Jobaber
01-14-2023, 06:27 PM
Girls:

https://i.imgur.com/0lICbhp.gif

Boys:

https://i.imgur.com/dJt7bk3.gif

Girls:

https://i.imgur.com/F4bDXUu.gif

Boys:

https://i.imgur.com/JVkfTpW.gif

Girls:

https://i.imgur.com/ZjLePCz.gif

Encroaching Death
01-14-2023, 06:36 PM
Made me so sick to read, glad the mayonnaise thing was just a joke. Like damn, use whipped cream or something.

I was seeing this girl who went all out on making stuff romantic one night.

She fed me chocolate covered strawberries.

I HATE Strawberries. So much that it completely ruined the mood but I played it off (or at least tried to)...I was probably grimacing in pure disgust the entire time.

paisley
01-14-2023, 07:14 PM
I was seeing this girl who went all out on making stuff romantic one night.

She fed me chocolate covered strawberries.

I HATE Strawberries. So much that it completely ruined the mood but I played it off (or at least tried to)...I was probably grimacing in pure disgust the entire time.

Seems legit
I hate strawberries so much, I think it’s the texture/seeds.

Gugg
01-14-2023, 08:01 PM
Dude, I'm obviously fucking around.


I'm disappointed.

You fell for the emotional manipulation from the boo-ing crowd of libtards holding pitchforks and ended up making excuses, explaining yourself to them, backtracking, apologising, and putting yourself down....for absolutley nothing in return other than "libtard respect" which has the same value as a tin of dehydrated water.

Hold the line, son.

aussenseiter
01-14-2023, 08:14 PM
wtf strawberries are the best berries

blackberries taste like they got sticks in them

magnetaress
01-14-2023, 08:57 PM
Seems legit
I hate strawberries so much, I think it’s the texture/seeds.

The seeds are definitely trying.

However a good strawberry is amazing.

A bad strawberry is horror.

Jobaber
01-14-2023, 10:24 PM
Real gamers only eat brown.

mcoy
01-14-2023, 11:49 PM
I think some of these threads are clickbait to generate content for the bots that write buzzfeed.

-Mcoy

Jobaber
01-15-2023, 12:45 AM
thats just what a bot would say... isnt it.. BOT?!

Jobaber
01-15-2023, 12:46 AM
I think some of these threads are clickbait to generate content for the bots that write buzzfeed.

-Mcoy

It is like a buzzfeed article though isnt it

Encroaching Death
01-15-2023, 01:16 AM
I'm disappointed.

You fell for the emotional manipulation from the boo-ing crowd of libtards holding pitchforks and ended up making excuses, explaining yourself to them, backtracking, apologising, and putting yourself down....for absolutley nothing in return other than "libtard respect" which has the same value as a tin of dehydrated water.

Hold the line, son.

I don't apologize, especially to retarded Leftists.

I was truly fucking around.

unsunghero
01-15-2023, 02:18 AM
I was seeing this girl who went all out on making stuff romantic one night.

She fed me chocolate covered strawberries.

I HATE Strawberries. So much that it completely ruined the mood but I played it off (or at least tried to)...I was probably grimacing in pure disgust the entire time.

Was a nice gesture, and was a nice move to choke them down when you could have said something like “I don’t like strawberries, sorry” which could be at best as disappointing and at worst, rude. I woulda choked down whatever crap also, although I don’t have the same sort of strange aversion to that particular fruit that you do. Blackberries are worse and I eat those daily. The best kind of berry are of course blueberries not strawberries and everyone knows this, and cherries don’t count - I don’t know or care if they are berries or not

So she made a nice gesture and you did one back. Wholesome story IMO

Trexller
01-15-2023, 02:21 AM
Allergic.

You're allergic to strawberries. she'll never try that shit again.

best thing about allergies? They can come and go naturally.

one day, if you eat a strawberry and she's like WTF, all you gotta say is that the last skin prick test at the Allergist said you weren't allergic anymore.

unsunghero
01-15-2023, 02:27 AM
Allergic.

You're allergic to strawberries. she'll never try that shit again.

best thing about allergies? They can come and go naturally.

one day, if you eat a strawberry and she's like WTF, all you gotta say is that the last skin prick test at the Allergist said you weren't allergic anymore.

The gal I’m dating dropped on me a week ago that she’s been taking Zyrtec (that the allergy one?) daily for… 4 straight years. She said she’s pretty sure she has an allergy or intolerance to gluten, or maybe that celiac disease thing….I dunno, it’s all just inferior genetics to me, I have none of these silly food weaknesses

So I ask what happens if you forget and she says she sometimes breaks out in hives. I’m wondering if it’s even possible to eat something you are allergic to for years and just power through with an OTC allergy med. I’m like “that’s crazy, you gotta just give up the gluten”, and she’s now 6 days in….

Trexller
01-15-2023, 02:31 AM
The gal I’m dating dropped on me a week ago that she’s been taking Zyrtec (that the allergy one?) daily for… 4 straight years. She said she’s pretty sure she has an allergy or intolerance to gluten, or maybe that celiac disease thing….I dunno, it’s all just inferior genetics to me, I have none of these silly food weaknesses

So I ask what happens if you forget and she says she sometimes breaks out in hives. I’m wondering if it’s even possible to eat something you are allergic to for years and just power through with an OTC allergy med. I’m like “that’s crazy, you gotta just give up the gluten”, and she’s now 6 days in….

well I'm sure she's a nice gal, funny too. or maybe hot and a maniac in bed.

aussenseiter
01-15-2023, 02:32 AM
The gal I’m dating dropped on me a week ago that she’s been taking Zyrtec (that the allergy one?) daily for… 4 straight years. She said she’s pretty sure she has an allergy or intolerance to gluten, or maybe that celiac disease thing….I dunno, it’s all just inferior genetics to me, I have none of these silly food weaknesses

So I ask what happens if you forget and she says she sometimes breaks out in hives. I’m wondering if it’s even possible to eat something you are allergic to for years and just power through with an OTC allergy med. I’m like “that’s crazy, you gotta just give up the gluten”, and she’s now 6 days in….

Celiac isn't an allergy

unsunghero
01-15-2023, 02:34 AM
well I'm sure she's a nice gal, funny too. or maybe hot and a maniac in bed.

I’m not judging her on that though, I told her I take a cocktail of stuff to sleep including Benadryl, unisom, etc, because I stupidly drink pre-workout way too late, and have for years

It’s so inspiring to see her make a healthy change, but I’m not gonna stop my late pre-workout drink, so yea

Trexller
01-15-2023, 02:36 AM
I’m not judging her on that though, I told her I take a cocktail of stuff to sleep including Benadryl, unisom, etc, because I stupidly drink pre-workout way too late, and have for years

It’s so inspiring to see her make a healthy change, but I’m not gonna stop my late pre-workout drink, so yea

oh of course you aren't judging her

I am tho. she's dense.

unsunghero
01-15-2023, 02:41 AM
oh of course you aren't judging her

I am tho. she's dense.

Well that I thought was a dense move bout I wouldn’t say she dense. Especially not compared to some of the different poisons I have put into my own body over the years

But then again, superior genetics ;)

Trexller
01-15-2023, 02:47 AM
Well that I thought was a dense move bout I wouldn’t say she dense. Especially not compared to some of the different poisons I have put into my own body over the years

But then again, superior genetics ;)

oh absolutely, just make sure you stop short of Zerstöre den Untermenschen, reinige die Rasse kind of stuff

its been tried, never ends well

unsunghero
01-15-2023, 02:53 AM
oh absolutely, just make sure you stop short of Zerstöre den Untermenschen, reinige die Rasse kind of stuff

its been tried, never ends well

Naw I kidding, although the fam has been pretty blessed in terms of vulnerabilities, a minimal amount of cancer, no heart issues, no Alzheimer’s…but I can’t really be proud of that because I picture Dwight Shrute from the office when he brags about his stout family lineage

Not truly superior because having a bald ass head is very genetic on dad’s side :/

Duik
01-15-2023, 02:53 AM
I always felt like a relationship is best when fairly even both on looks and intelligence, in terms of partner selection

With a big disparity in looks, there may be a higher likelihood of cheating

With a big disparity in intelligence, there may be a higher likelihood of a bit of manipulation

Neither is even close to guaranteed. It’s just more likely…more possible, so to speak

Excellent take. I need more time to mull it over though
Initial thoughts though...
Im achool smarteran my partner, and 22 years older. I guess that means im smart enough to allow myself to be manipulated by her young bits, knowing im runnin outta time fasteran she is.
More to come.
In before, its all lies!#!
Deal wiff it knobs, some stuff is true on the interwebs, its up to us to discern the wheat from the chaff.
TL;DR Im not the chaff. Still could be manipulated or stupid.

unsunghero
01-15-2023, 02:54 AM
^
Dating for bald guys

Duik
01-15-2023, 03:04 AM
I said, in before.

unsunghero
01-15-2023, 03:08 AM
I said, in before.

I meant the bald guy thing about me, pardon if you also bald

Duik
01-15-2023, 03:42 AM
Ha, i just assumed old = bald.
Told ya i could still be stupid.

Duik
01-15-2023, 03:44 AM
Btw, i have an eighties metal hairdo. Gray as fuck, takes me about 7hrs a night to attain the correct style.

Encroaching Death
01-15-2023, 11:36 AM
Don't use a condom on the first date.

She won't have the patience of waiting for you to put it on.

Besides, that's when they sexual tension is the highest, you will want to feel 100% of that sliding it.

paisley
01-16-2023, 02:03 PM
Don't use a condom on the first date.

She won't have the patience of waiting for you to put it on.

Besides, that's when they sexual tension is the highest, you will want to feel 100% of that sliding it.

magnetaress
01-16-2023, 02:55 PM
All this said it takes a ton of physical stamina for me to do the dishes even tho I really enjoy that.

Trexller
01-16-2023, 11:43 PM
https://i.imgur.com/A0uqdHK.jpeg

Encroaching Death
01-17-2023, 12:01 AM
Is that a penis?

Trexller
01-17-2023, 12:03 AM
Is that a penis?

yeah it probably grew from the testosterone therapy but then shrank from the steroids