Every hardcore raider on P99

[Gugg]

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"I'm better than you at 12th century tennis"
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[Cecily]

Here we have the North American Insensitive Asshole in its native environment. This creature is fiercely territorial and will respond any intrusion on its domain with loud shrieking noises.

[Smoofers]

Somebody please tell me how I should be offended by this

[magnetaress]

Here we have the North American Insensitive Asshole in its native environment. This creature is fiercely territorial and will respond any intrusion on its domain with loud shrieking noises.

So a "raider". :cool:

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[magnetaress]

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[magnetaress]

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Case in point :p

[Toxigen]

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[Encroaching Death]

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[Encroaching Death]

How do people do it though?

Are the unemployed?

A shut-in?

No Family?

No Life?

What do you eat? Cup o Noodle?

[magnetaress]

UBS4Gi1y_nc

how is this song age restricted lawl

[Gugg]

How do people do it though?

Are the unemployed?

A shut-in?

No Family?

No Life?

What do you eat? Cup o Noodle?

You need more than just spare time to become the 2023 Champion of 1999.

how is this song age restricted lawl

Well he keeps referring to having sex with his own mother so maybe that's one reason why.

Anyway, back on topic...

Image: P99 Raider

https://i.ibb.co/RPVHtCZ/force-of-will.jpg

"I just got a new cape which makes me 40% faster than you at Windows 1.01"

[Lune]

ITT: Poorly managed crippling jealousy

[Gugg]

https://i.ibb.co/cv72bty/p99-necroposter-hate.jpg

[Gugg]

https://i.ibb.co/7NyxtwZ/1050458-kid-retard-ninja.jpg

Captain Min/Max taking 1999 by storm in 2023

[Encroaching Death]

If you raid for more than 1 hour per week, there's a 96% chance you are fat and ugly.

[magnetaress]

You know what the best part of this thread is.

There's someone out there right now. Completely oblivious to this thread. Sitting there playing mahjong tabbing over to their ranger. Watching their track window. Tabbing back to their mahjong. Waiting for a vulak to spawn.

Anu know what. They're happy. They have no idea you exist. Their focus is on their vulak pixels. They're in the zone. One day they'll get their uber sword. Even if it's not today. And if they don't at least they had the opportunity to and got to enjoy some mahjong.

[Gugg]

Image: P99 Cigarette Lighter

https://i.ibb.co/v1S0w0g/p99-lighter.jpg

[Gugg]

You know what the best part of this thread is.

There's someone out there right now. Completely oblivious to this thread. Sitting there playing mahjong tabbing over to their ranger. Watching their track window. Tabbing back to their mahjong. Waiting for a vulak to spawn.

Anu know what. They're happy. They have no idea you exist. Their focus is on their vulak pixels. They're in the zone. One day they'll get their uber sword. Even if it's not today. And if they don't at least they had the opportunity to and got to enjoy some mahjong.

You have a habit of telling me what everybody is doing, thinking, feeling aswell as predicting the future, which is always a hellish future like something from a hollywood movie, and you keep suggesting I go to church and pray and on top of all that YOU are giving me the impression that there are so many humans that humans are completely ignorant of each other's existence so you're like the mass media in that regard.

I mean, think about it, it takes an artist a day to make a graphic and a programmer a few hours to input it into a database and then how many hours for one of your humans to acquire that "item"? Not a fair exchange rate by any means.

What do these fictional people of yours, who are very happy to have nothing of value in life, do after they loot their worthless pixels?

[Encroaching Death]

You know what the best part of this thread is.

There's someone out there right now. Completely oblivious to this thread. Sitting there playing mahjong tabbing over to their ranger. Watching their track window. Tabbing back to their mahjong. Waiting for a vulak to spawn.

Anu know what. They're happy. They have no idea you exist. Their focus is on their vulak pixels. They're in the zone. One day they'll get their uber sword. Even if it's not today. And if they don't at least they had the opportunity to and got to enjoy some mahjong.

They aren't happy.

That person reminds me of the unwashed homeless heroine addict doing whatever it takes to just feel a sliver of sunshine.

That person is trapped in a prison.

[Chortles Snortles]

bad at video games thread
(lol)

[Gugg]

If you raid for more than 1 hour per week, there's a 96% chance you are fat and ugly.

I dunno, raiding requires motivation and the willingness to be controlled aswell as being prepared to spend a lot of time failing and going home empty handed. You also have to put up with guild chat and be okay with treating non-raiing players like crap. To be a raider you have to be more like the Borg Collective than Starfleet. You have to be a bit like ants, clones, lacking individuality.

Image: P99 raiding gu8ild

https://i.ibb.co/gvVJVF1/borg.jpg

Of course, on P99 once you have the raid targets locked down it becomes a trivial matter and all you really need to do is log in once a weak to get the best items. It helps to be first on the server to gain a permanent control of the situation...being first is important.

[Gugg]

bad at video games thread
(lol)

Is EQ really a video game though, or a low paying job disguised as a video game?

[Chortles Snortles]

>imagine raiding for $ 00.03/hr
(lol)

[Gugg]

>imagine raiding for $ 00.03/hr
(lol)

Playing EQ is work, and if you're giving a company $15 a month to work for the company then isn't that a no paying job?

It's not like you can buy anything good with the currency you're working for. You can't buy a car or an RV or a house unless you somehow exhange MEGATONS of the stuff it for $ and to do that you need to somehow turn youself into a one man army which is where boxing software comes in.

[Encroaching Death]

Is EQ really a video game though

Raiding:

Listening for the MA to yell "Assist!" in Discord and then pushing the Auto attack key.

It's more like a interactive pixel sweat shop.

[Raj]

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Case in point :p

LOL, Classic movie! :cool:

[Gugg]

Raiding:

Listening for the MA to yell "Assist!" in Discord and then pushing the Auto attack key.

It's more like a interactive pixel sweat shop.

Ah yes, the new form of raiding.

Back in the day players did it for real but nowadays they do it on Discord while watching a Selena Gomez documentary on Netflix.

[Gugg]

Raiding:

Listening for the MA to yell "Assist!" in Discord and then pushing the Auto attack key.

It's more like a interactive pixel sweat shop.

And then the guild leaders giving all the good loot to themselves and their friends, then letting he rest of the guild fight over the breacrumbs.

While Verant flies around in a private jet drinking champagne on the way to the Bahamas.

[magnetaress]

*basks in the sliver of sunshine*

[Encroaching Death]

*basks in the sliver of sunshine*

:D

[magnetaress]

Also it's not about you gugg. That's advice I give everyone.

Sorry that you're still sad about your breakup with Paisley.

Maybe treat women better?

[Gugg]

Maybe treat women better?

Your spidey sense tingling again?

You should contribute to Wikipedia with that ability.

[magnetaress]

I just want you to be happy. Fulfilled. Self actualized. And feel safe and secure without having to hurt anyone including your self.

[aussenseiter]

Your spidey sense tingling again?

You should contribute to Wikipedia with that ability.

Mazeltov

[Gugg]

I just want you to be happy. Fulfilled. Self actualized. And feel safe and secure without having to hurt anyone including your self.

Image: magnetaress predicts the future on behalf of mankind...

https://i.ibb.co/P4qX2qf/IStock-155381041.jpg

I see humans being herded like cattle and being microchipped, widespread famine,, super volcanos, mega tsunamis, meteors crashing down to earth, flying saucers, alien invasions, and the one they call the antichrist...and...I see Commander Data too, he's standing next to Mickey Mouse. Now go, and treat women better, I wish you happiness, I wish you could fly, I wish you could be 10 feet tall, pray for these things, and go to church, stand in front of that statue of the man being tortured to death and beg him to save you. While you're doing all that I'll pretend it's 1999 and continue to help people in need. I wish everybody joy. I wish, I wish, I wish....but watch out for the aliens!

[Gugg]

I just want you to be happy. Fulfilled. Self actualized. And feel safe and secure without having to hurt anyone including your self.

I don't need you to want things for me, I'm capable of doing that myself and I'm better qualified at it than you.

I'll let you know if/when me wanting something has a positive effect.

[magnetaress]

Actually. I think the aliens are cool. I just want to join the space force on the side of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and the Nephilim.

Also only the catholics really get deep into the torture fetish thing. You could just start with the Hebrew Bible and skip all of that too.

So. In the end. I agree. And just because things are going to get bad. Doesn't mean you can't find peace. Liberation. Enlightenment. The key to ending suffering isn't to become attached to the suffering and fight it and be bound to the wheel of suffering.

It's to step off of the wheel. And to become at peace with the suffering that is there. And will always be. Sometimes avoidance becomes a need which doesn't serve a purpose or Actually stop any suffering.

I sincerely hope you find peace.

Also wonkie. I feel like you've inappropriately used the word mazeltov. It's more an exhaultaion than an exortation as far as I understand.

G-d bless. G-d speed. Be at peace. Find joy. Be Enlightened. May you experience compassion and fulfillment.

[aussenseiter]

Actually. I think the aliens are cool. I just want to join the space force on the side of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and the Nephilim.

Also only the catholics really get deep into the torture fetish thing. You could just start with the Hebrew Bible and skip all of that too.

So. In the end. I agree. And just because things are going to get bad. Doesn't mean you can't find peace. Liberation. Enlightenment. The key to ending suffering isn't to become attached to the suffering and fight it and be bound to the wheel of suffering.

It's to step off of the wheel. And to become at peace with the suffering that is there. And will always be. Sometimes avoidance becomes a need which doesn't serve a purpose or Actually stop any suffering.

I sincerely hope you find peace.

Also wonkie. I feel like you've inappropriately used the word mazeltov. It's more an exhaultaion than an exortation as far as I understand.

G-d bless. G-d speed. Be at peace. Find joy. Be Enlightened. May you experience compassion and fulfillment.

Nah my taunt skill is maxed just like my vaxxes 🤗

[magnetaress]

Nah my taunt skill is maxed just like my vaxxes 🤗

🤗

[Gugg]

Actually. I think the aliens are cool. I just want to join the space force on the side of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and the Nephilim.

Also only the catholics really get deep into the torture fetish thing. You could just start with the Hebrew Bible and skip all of that too.

So. In the end. I agree. And just because things are going to get bad. Doesn't mean you can't find peace. Liberation. Enlightenment. The key to ending suffering isn't to become attached to the suffering and fight it and be bound to the wheel of suffering.

It's to step off of the wheel. And to become at peace with the suffering that is there. And will always be. Sometimes avoidance becomes a need which doesn't serve a purpose or Actually stop any suffering.

I sincerely hope you find peace.

Also wonkie. I feel like you've inappropriately used the word mazeltov. It's more an exhaultaion than an exortation as far as I understand.

G-d bless. G-d speed. Be at peace. Find joy. Be Enlightened. May you experience compassion and fulfillment.

Talk is cheap. Anybody can say what you're saying. Your words are nothinburgers.

You're probably a script programmed to say things at certain intervals.

So I'm talking to a brick wall.

[aussenseiter]

Talk is cheap. Anybody can say what you're saying. Your words are nothinburgers.

You're probably a script programmed to say things at certain intervals.

So I'm talking to a brick wall.

If you're talking to starkind she's more like a holodeck 😎

[Jobaber]

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[Gugg]

If you're talking to starkind she's more like a holodeck 😎

Not to me she isn't, a hologram has more substance than her. She's a wall of text to me that's full of doom with a few useless "be happy"'s sprinkled in.

Not helpful at all.

I've heard it all before. It's to hide the fact she ain't got nothing useful to give.

[magnetaress]

Talk is cheap. Anybody can say what you're saying. Your words are nothinburgers.

You're probably a script programmed to say things at certain intervals.

So I'm talking to a brick wall.

You're talking to your self.

There's hope though. There are many parts of you who care. ✨

[magnetaress]

If you're going listen to anyone on these forums listen to Riewa and Jibartik :p

[magnetaress]

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Solid collage. I'm excited. Change will be good for the species. :cool:

[Gugg]

If you're going listen to anyone on these forums listen to Riewa and Jibartik :p

...go to church...go pray...go listen to Riewa...go listen to Jibartik...go be happy...go find peace...go win the lottery...go live on a private island...go do this...go do that...go be happy...go seek help...go prepare for the meteor....go prepare for the future..I wish you welll..I wish you happness...I wish you strength...I wish you peace....

[Tongpow]

they should literally delete blue tonight, i logged into Ekco to roleplay for an hour..... holy shit

[Tongpow]

also wts like 3 timers in VP if that's even a thing. idk wtf i watched for an hour but it looked like Vanq and Riot taking turns sucking each other off.

[magnetaress]

So Gugg.

What would be so bad about this simulation being real and you being a part of it?

[Raj]

also wts like 3 timers in VP if that's even a thing. idk wtf i watched for an hour but it looked like Vanq and Riot taking turns sucking each other off.

LoL :cool:

GM event to coerce cooperation? :cool:

[magnetaress]

So Gugg.

What would be so bad about this simulation being a real simulation and you being a part of it?

[magnetaress]

LoL :cool:

GM event to coerce cooperation? :cool:

GM event good!

[Gugg]

GM event good!

...go to church...go pray...go listen to Riewa...go listen to Jibartik...go be happy...go find peace...go win the lottery...go live on a private island...go do this...go do that...go be happy...go seek help...go prepare for the meteor....go prepare for the future..I wish you welll..I wish you happness...I wish you strength...I wish you peace....go to red...

Well at least the "go to red" advice is actually possible and self explanatory on how to achieve that unlike the other stuff, although it's not exactly cutting edge advice as the red server is visible in the server list and people can already decide for themselves, and going to red server isn't exactly going to achieve anything significant...it will just trap more people on the hamster wheel and get them PK'd.

[magnetaress]

...go to church...go pray...go listen to Riewa...go listen to Jibartik...go be happy...go find peace...go win the lottery...go live on a private island...go do this...go do that...go be happy...go seek help...go prepare for the meteor....go prepare for the future..I wish you welll..I wish you happness...I wish you strength...I wish you peace....go to red...

Well at least the "go to red" advice is actually possible and self explanatory on how to achieve that unlike the other stuff, although it's not exactly cutting edge advice as the red server is visible in the server list and people can already decide for themselves, and going to red server isn't exactly going to achieve anything significant...it will just trap more people on the hamster wheel and get them PK'd.

Red is, like, a really fun and cool, server, man. Especially if casual and nostalgiac and more rp or immersion focused and less endgame addicted.

[magnetaress]

Meant to say

Yeah, well,Red is, like, a really fun and cool, server, man. Especially if casual and nostalgiac and more rp or immersion focused and less endgame addicted.

[Gugg]

Red is, like, a really fun and cool, server, man. Especially if casual and nostalgiac and more rp or immersion focused and less endgame addicted.

You have all the stess you have on Blue/Green AND, on top of that, EVERYBODY can murder you.

Nah, it's alreay too well established, some players have got too big of an advantage and as a naked solo player it's suicide.

[magnetaress]

You have all the stess you have on Blue/Green AND, on top of that, EVERYBODY can murder you.

Nah, it's alreay too well established, some players have got too big of an advantage and as a naked solo player it's suicide.

Fair enough. However it's unlikely they would stay logged in chasing u for like hours let alone days. Or even know where all your alts are or find them.. And if they did.

That's something special. I would have to say, what did you do?

Making ppl spend time hunting and chasing me was some good times. It's entirely possible to enjoy pvp without killing a single soul.

[magnetaress]

It's actually more sad than anything when sorta even the most die hard pks kinda just ignore u.

If you're like lvl 34 and someone digs out an old lvl 28 to 40 alt to pk u. Runs over to where u r and pops in to fight. That is essentially like the red99 version of q fistbump. It's super sad when they just continue to sorta afk and don't even acknowledge u. Not that that ever happened to me.

[branamil]

100% of people who play p99 have a disability.

75% of those have physical disabilities, like they are disabled or had a broken leg so they needed something to do while they recover.

the other 25% have crippling social problems like anxiety or depression and virtual elf gems are the only thing within their power to trigger a dopamine release.

[Jobaber]

oh dont act like doing backflips drunk off the tailgate for dopamine is any better if you're just gonna come crawling back (literaly)

[Tongpow]

100% of people who play p99 have a disability.

75% of those have physical disabilities, like they are disabled or had a broken leg so they needed something to do while they recover.

the other 25% have crippling social problems like anxiety or depression and virtual elf gems are the only thing within their power to trigger a dopamine release.

that was a whole bunch of fucking words just to tell everyone your jealous about another mans internet pixels.

lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0KnJqWEUo8

also sorry for cyberbullying the lizard shaman, i will try to change Ekco's backstory tonight and hopefully come up with something that isn't just me posting like i do on 4chan.

[Tongpow]

Here we have the North American Insensitive Asshole in its native environment. This creature is fiercely territorial and will respond any intrusion on its domain with loud shrieking noises.

hey, do you still own the TMO tag? wtb invite. name your price.

[magnetaress]

that was a whole bunch of fucking words just to tell everyone your jealous about another mans internet pixels.

lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0KnJqWEUo8

also sorry for cyberbullying the lizard shaman, i will try to change Ekco's backstory tonight and hopefully come up with something that isn't just me posting like i do on 4chan.

this video confirms one thing

humans are like a virus this is terrifying watching these beautiful dragons get slaughtered by evil players like some hoard of ants crawling over them its like the congo

and also

the designers should never have allowed third person isometric view its evil it depersonalizes ppl and makes them monsters

[Cecily]

hey, do you still own the TMO tag? wtb invite. name your price.
Talk to Portsche maybe? He's the last officer I'm aware of.

[Tongpow]

Talk to Portsche maybe? He's the last officer I'm aware of.

fucking finally, a name i remember. thanks Cecily.