<Pals> is recruiting all levels! Groups, ports, and fun are available!

[Goobles]

Rule #1 about being a Pal: Don't be a funzanoon.

funzanoon
Definition
(Adult / Slang)
(Noun) 1. A guy who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk52mMfPiTk

Basically, it means don't ruin fun for others.

Basic stuff
Pals is a community. We are a cult community of people who are playing this game for fun. We will always welcome everyone of every level into our ranks; both new, and seasoned players. We are an inclusive guild where everyone is welcome. Until they're not. Don't be a funzanoon. Don't be an unreasonable cunt. Don't ruin people's funs; and you won't be kicked.

We have a relatively large Discord with lots of functionality: class-specific channels that users can select and more! we will be expanding to other games soon. On our list: Diablo 4, Ashes of Creation, Pantheon. Others will come in time.

https://i.imgur.com/x0HGwCT.jpg

Down to the nitty gritty
We recently entered the raid scene on Green99. We have a lot of new players and are not chastising people for their faults, but encouraging and coaching them so they do better in the future. No, we're not a hardcore raid guild that will yell at you for taking a quick 5 minute afk to straighten out your insubordinate child. We're adults (most of us), and want to enjoy our time spent playing games.

https://i.imgur.com/Z1zsGQp.jpg

Last but not Least
If you think you're going to be sneaky by joining us and trying to gather information to spite us, we're gonna go do something else and have fun doing it. Like your mom. :eek:

Seriously though, what's the point of 'spying'? Have fun wasting your time. We're gonna have fun anyways.

https://i.imgur.com/DLPAjFQ.png

If you're interested
Check out our website @ http://www.gaming-pals.com
You can join our Discord there. Also, Captain Bvellos is a stud.

https://i.imgur.com/raKaYNK.gif

[Lostfaction]

Huh

[Goobles]

We are in need of Wizards and Bards to join our ranks. If you're worthy, you might receive a warm welcome like:

https://i.imgur.com/DVW7Lbb.jpg

(we are not a cult)

[Goobles]

We have new members joining us daily. If you're getting back into the game, or tired of the same old thing, we might be just the guild for you ;)

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/FF53OO3.png
PpppPppPPPPpplease join my guild
(lol)

[Infectious]

https://i.imgur.com/FF53OO3.png
PpppPppPPPPpplease join my guild
(lol)

I mean the guys avatar is a nazi ss officer, what could possibly go wrong?

[Goobles]

You mean Colonel Klink? You must have had a terrible childhood

[Chortles Snortles]

in Ordnung Großvater

[Infectious]

You mean Colonel Klink? You must have had a terrible childhood

I watched Thundercats and G.I. Joe. Sorry my family weren't neo nazi's. Good luck with your guild.

[Goobles]

I watched Hogan's Heroes and the Andy Griffith show.
Thanks for your support.

[Patrece]

I spoke with who I believe is the leader of the guild.

His goal is to have guild options that aren't entirely jumping on a bandwagon to follow around an addled neckbeard who spews orders.

Most of the people I've met are nice and miss actual guilds exploring content they've not attempted before and learning it.

This is the real EQ experience and a top guild choice for like minded players.

The treatment they received from the other guilds who promote themselves as people over pixels is sickening.

[dcortez]

I watched Thundercats and G.I. Joe. Sorry my family weren't neo nazi's. Good luck with your guild.


Don't look at your own avatar, Schultz. You know nothing, nothing!

[Goobles]

We keep powering through! Pals FOREVER!

[void221]

I dont like your forum name.
i dont like your avatar.
you should take your quiet minute and think about your life so far.

[Sisythi]

Most of the toxic/childish people I've met belong to Pals. I avoid them like the plague. Sure a few are nice, but playing with someone in Pals means there's a 50/50 chance of playing with a toxic crybaby.

[Goobles]

[Thank you both for your support. We appreciate you.

Yes, we are indocrinating the server's youth with the silly concept that fun and the enjoyment of the game are more important than pixelfarms and batphones.

[Sisythi]

[Thank you both for your support. We appreciate you.

Yes, we are indocrinating the server's youth with the silly concept that fun and the enjoyment of the game are more important than pixelfarms and batphones.

fun and enjoyment = griefing new players, blatantly running over established camps while overlevel, bard pulling 5-10+ mobs over people leveling/medding, then saying "lol sorry bro" when someone gets mad.

Nearly every single person I've met since starting this server who has been toxic is 50/50 in <Pals>. There's a few good <Pals> I've met, but the bad apples have soured the entire thing. It's rotten as fuck.

[jhandor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1003589080090689586/1073206105628491776/Pals_meme_2.png



+1 for Pals

[Goobles]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1003589080090689586/1073206105628491776/Pals_meme_2.png



+1 for Pals

That meme is dope! Bring em on!

[Swish]

If I still played on green I'd probably give Pals a try.

[Patrece]

Haven't had a single issue with a Pals member yet and have seen many.

Looks like they do planars and all the in between stuff with lots of XP groups.

If you wanna get told to log on cleric bots or watch videos of people pulling drakes all over the place while using invuln clickies (and carrying on passive aggressive UN diatribes / pointing fingers all over the place) there are other options.

[Goobles]

Haven't had a single issue with a Pals member yet and have seen many.

Looks like they do planars and all the in between stuff with lots of XP groups.

If you wanna get told to log on cleric bots or watch videos of people pulling drakes all over the place while using invuln clickies (and carrying on passive aggressive UN diatribes / pointing fingers all over the place) there are other options.

https://i.imgur.com/Y909n0W.gif

It's real. Thank you <3

[Goobles]

I dont like your forum name.
i dont like your avatar.
you should take your quiet minute and think about your life so far.

Took a minute. Thought about it. It's going pretty good. Hogan's Heroes was funny.

[Hailto]

Interesting that people think you're a Nazi for having an avatar related to a show that was based around making fun of Nazis lol

[Goobles]

Interesting that people think you're a Nazi for having an avatar related to a show that was based around making fun of Nazis lol

Lololol stop it, you're killing me! I can't believe network television would air such a thing!

[Goobles]

Join a guild that's not infested with funzanoons, and start enjoying the game again!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DuLyLEnWkAANEDB?format=jpg&name=900x900

[Infectious]

Interesting that people think you're a Nazi for having an avatar related to a show that was based around making fun of Nazis lol

Because making fun of nazi themed TV shows was funny in the 70s. Like oppressing women and making fun of homosexuals? Don't even get me started, this guild should be removed and it's leader should be banished from this server.

[magnetaress]

do u guys want a loser paladin?

[Swish]

Because making fun of nazi themed TV shows was funny in the 70s. Like oppressing women and making fun of homosexuals?

Confirming if it was funny in the 70s it should be banned in 2023 whatever it was :o

[Raj]

Confirming if it was funny in the 70s it should be banned in 2023 whatever it was :o

Yeah, we had the comedy police show up here and demand guild disbanding and bannig because "Not Funny! Reeeeee :mad:" :o

[Infectious]

Yeah, we had the comedy police show up here and demand guild disbanding and bannig because "Not Funny! Reeeeee :mad:" :o

I'm here to make sure the project 1999 name isn't tarnished by nazi scum. And no man, woman or it feels uncomfortable on these forums.

[Swish]

lmao

[Basanos]

I'm here to make sure the project 1999 name isn't tarnished by nazi scum. And no man, woman or it feels uncomfortable on these forums.You're welcome to come into Off-Topic, there's plenty of fascists tarnishing the name of project 1999 in there

[Goobles]

I'm here to make sure the project 1999 name isn't tarnished by nazi scum. And no man, woman or it feels uncomfortable on these forums.

I feel uncomfortable with your posts on my thread. Does that count?

[Infectious]

I feel uncomfortable with your posts on my thread. Does that count?

A nazi feeling uncomfortable? LOL!!! What did I say to offend you other than calling you out on your nazi propaganda? I will get to the bottom of this!

[Goobles]

A nazi feeling uncomfortable? LOL!!! What did I say to offend you other than calling you out on your nazi propaganda? I will get to the bottom of this!

Where can you find any Nazi propaganda? Just curious.

[Swish]

A nazi feeling uncomfortable? LOL!!! What did I say to offend you other than calling you out on your nazi propaganda? I will get to the bottom of this!

Psst, you need to check his twitter for the last 14 years then scream loudly when you find something useable. Hope this helps your investigation.

[Infectious]

Psst, you need to check his twitter for the last 14 years then scream loudly when you find something useable. Hope this helps your investigation.

Twitter isn't my concern lady.

[Goobles]

Screams propaganda. Can't formulate an argument or provide any substantive evidence other than "look at your picture".

Just banned someone named "fuckpals" who had joined our Discord. Some of you should invest your energy into doing something productive.

Get better at trolling. I hope everyone who reads these boards can see how impervious we are to trolls. You only further our cause by proving that guilds like <Pals> are a necessary refuge.

With that being said: we are still recruiting. Raid force is nearly ready to.go!

[Swish]

I will get to the bottom of this!

Any updates? You've had some time.

[Goobles]

Any updates? You've had some time.

You can't rush art. Art is like an onion - it has layers.