This post really merits its own thread.

[magnetaress]

If green was a restaurant it'd serve rat tartar with fresh cockroach paste. They'd bring the rat out to the table and kill it right infront of you and pour the crawling roaches into a blender.

The only thing to drink would be the cheapest Canadian whiskey cut with rainwater from a mosquito infested barrel out back nexto the dumpster.

I still highly recommend red99. ;)

:p

[Reiwa]

You forgot the Iksar Egg (https://wiki.project1999.com/Iksar_Egg) yolks for the giant rat tartar

[Encroaching Death]

Everyday I log in it brings me back to 1999, where my life still had hope, my dad hasn't beaten me yet for not taking out the trash, and before than cold hearted bitch broke my heart and turned my world grey.

That's why I play.

[magnetaress]

yeah before i was truly gay and still a virgin back when i was innocent was 1999

[Encroaching Death]

yeah before i was truly gay and still a virgin back when i was innocent was 1999

I touched my friend's dick once on a dare.

[magnetaress]

I'd suck my friends dick just to make him feel good. I like to please :p

I'm too sick to be in a relationship like that tho.

[Trexller]

you know a free case of beer, a new steering wheel cover, or oz of weed would also make a guy feel good.

don't always have to go straight for the dick suckin'

[Encroaching Death]

I'd suck my friends dick just to make him feel good. I like to please :p

I'm too sick to be in a relationship like that tho.

That's a solid friend.

A friend helps you move.

A solid friend helps you move to an orgasm.

[Trexller]

That's a solid friend.

A friend helps you move.

A solid friend helps you move to an orgasm.

dont explain this to us, explain it to women!

[Encroaching Death]

dont explain this to us, explain it to women!

You can't outsmart and convince a woman to have sex with you.

You have to lie, and lie well.

You'll only know her for a max of 8 hours. Just come up with the best lie you can.