TMO/Ascension Merger... LOL!

[Bazzt_Zzzt]

Hello, To all my friends in Ascension/TMO that don't know it yet, you're going to be merging with each other! I'm sure you'll all have great "chemistry" while trying to go head to head with the big boys! Durison as co-leader has never been a wrong choice.. Oh, and the Geared BDA Kids get a free ride too. Just a friendly heads up if you're tired of riding on Durison's failboat all the time~ It doesn't get any better.

[metax]

The funny thing is they will actually succeed. TR look out.

[Skope]

well, it's not like TR hasn't merged...

Like i said, easiest way to succeed on p99 as a raiding guild is to have a butt-ton of people (preferably available at all hours of the day).

[Seaweedpimp]

Hello, To all my friends in Ascension/TMO that don't know it yet, you're going to be merging with each other! I'm sure you'll all have great "chemistry" while trying to go head to head with the big boys! Durison as co-leader has never been a wrong choice.. Oh, and the Geared BDA Kids get a free ride too. Just a friendly heads up if you're tired of riding on Durison's failboat all the time~ It doesn't get any better.




Lol you sound a little scared? Intimidated?


Its a video game bro~

[azeth]

http://www.project1999.org/forums/search.php?searchid=774305

at least you're consistent.

[metax]

Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.

[azeth]

also, i suggest "Friends with Benefits" for a new guild name. serious.

[Tiggles]

I heard I get to be an officer!

[metax]

I heard I get to be an officer!

This alone would kill any chance of a successful guild.

[Loly Taa]

This alone would kill any chance of a successful guild.

If you knew anything about Tiggles, you'd know- he's trollin' ;p

[karsten]

dude the name "friends with benefits" sounds awesome, seriously!


also i hope it goes through, i really wanna see harder competition --


come at me brews!

[metax]

I know he was trolling, I was also trolling. Not really though. I'm serious actually.

[baalzy]

They see me trollin', they hatin', tryin' to catch me raidin' dirty.

[azeth]

http://i52.tinypic.com/2hciz6h.jpg

[Seaweedpimp]

http://i52.tinypic.com/2hciz6h.jpg

Man what the hell is that

[azeth]

^ has a nice blowout haircut actually. jersey troll

[Seaweedpimp]

Haha

[Dantes]

Guild mergers are like marriages here on P99. There's a high divorce rate.

[baalzy]

Guild mergers are like marriages here on P99. There's a high divorce rate.

It's also a great way to get free gifts. Imagine all of those tradable raid-items that fall through the cracks and the people currently holding them get to keep em.

[Supaskillz]

phisting will not escape

[Eyeke]

It's also a great way to get free gifts. Imagine all of those tradable raid-items that fall through the cracks and the people currently holding them get to keep em.

I'm buying them
PST

[Tiggles]

The Mystical Ascension Order
The Dark Order Fusion
The Mystical Fusion Ascension
Dark Fusion
TMDA
DAMO
TMAO

[ElanoraBryght]

With Aadill and Marley from Lost Souls in there we get
Lost Mystical Ascension Order.
(LMAO)

[Tiggles]

With Aadill and Marley from Lost Souls in there we get
Lost Mystical Ascension Order.
(LMAO)

This.

Very much this.

[Versus]

phisting clan hopper



oh wait...

[Supaskillz]

I personally think that TMO just wanted phisting back so much they suggested a merge

[Versus]

It's no where near flame-y enough in here atm

[azeth]

It's no where near flame-y enough in here atm

agree, i was hoping for some 3-530 entertainment to wrap this monday up.

[Loly Taa]

It's no where near flame-y enough in here atm

That's all concentrated in the tags and most of them have been reserved.

[Versus]

I vote for:

<Downsyndrome Herpes Mutants>
<Older Nerds>
<Not Classic>
<Phisting>
<Mcbard mcbard retard>

[Versus]

I vote for:

.<Downsyndrome Herpes Mutants>
.<Older Nerds>
.<Not Classic>
.<Phisting>
.<Mcbard mcbard retard>

[Versus]

I vote for:

.Downsyndrome Herpes Mutants>
.Older Nerds>
.Not Classic>
.Phisting Urani>
.Mcbard mcbard retard>

[Fourthmeal]

Can I join? Lvl 60 Forum Troll

[Seaweedpimp]

Can I join? Lvl 60 Forum Troll

Lol is that your rl pic bro or is that just somebody you wish you were, because dude looks pretty COOL.

[Artah]

TMO is a legend resurrected into P99, you will know soon enough.

[azeth]

TMO is a legend resurrected into P99, you will know soon enough.

dun dun dun

[Ektar]

Lol you sound a little scared? Intimidated?


Its a video game bro~





http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/The-Joker.gif

[Seaweedpimp]

Ektar youre probably the only kid on here i havent laughed at once in RnF.

keke

[Ektar]

you've got a broken funny bone then!

[azeth]

you've got a broken funny bone then!

can we hash this out now and determine if "the funny bone" is indeed the boner?

[jarshale]

How does one break a boner?

[Ektar]

I mean... it's not like it's indestructible. I'm sure enough force would... ya know.. break it.

[azeth]

essteedeez
large women with poor riding technique
intentionally

off the top of my head i'd say those are the most common ways.

[metax]

cock pushups is a good way to break a boner

[Fourthmeal]

Lol is that your rl pic bro or is that just somebody you wish you were, because dude looks pretty COOL.

RL pic. Don't hate, congratulate.

[azeth]

4thmeal is absolutely lighting up the boards right now.

kid just drained a 2 pack of crunchwraps & a quarter gallon of Crush is READY TO TROLL.

[Tiggles]

I vote for


<Phisting N' Phriends>

[Tiggles]

Phisting N' Phriends

[Aadill]

4thmeal is absolutely lighting up the boards right now.

kid just drained a 2 pack of crunchwraps & a quarter gallon of Crush is READY TO TROLL.

Why not Baja Blast?

[azeth]

Why not Baja Blast?

lol spoken like a true Taco Bell patron.

[Aadill]

I haven't been to Taco Bell in 5 years, but that doesn't mean I don't know about the best fucking soft drink ever concocted by an intelligent species.

[azeth]

the only things i remember about Taco bell are
1. baja blast
2. the counter had a quarter flipping gimmick thing to win free food
3. my 3rd roommate from freshman year worked there, i nicknamed him "Bipe" for reasons i cant remember.

fact about Bipe: in an effort to make friends with my group of friends, he proceeded to tell a party/room full of people (15-20) how he could fit both of his entire hands in his obese girlfriend's coot.

[Aadill]

fact about Bipe: in an effort to make friends with my group of friends, he proceeded to tell a party/room full of people (15-20) how he could fit both of his entire hands in his obese girlfriend's coot.

A volume equivalent to that of the XXL Grilled Stuffed Burrito.

[azeth]

also he'd usually wear a wife beater with a collared, silky, dragon themed shirt over it.

[Aadill]

Sounds like every college nerd ever.








Not impressed with your friends.

[azeth]

Not impressed with your friends.

3rd roommate.

[Aadill]

*slurps on Baja Blast and strokes beard*








*double posts*

[Aadill]

*is thwarted*


friends/roommate whatever.. you know of this man.

[azeth]

my phones ringing right now, and its my bosses secretary who is 65 and somehow still a smokeshow.

it's weird.

[Versus]

less T-Bell, more real talk. I'm bored @ work over here camping this dumb bitch @ NK spires on my necro

[azeth]

^ work phone. we haven't exchanged cell phone numbers, yet.

[Slave]

As long as Durison is still letting his brothers and their irl friends run the guild into the ground by being rejects from the Darkfall forums, Lost Mystical Ascension Order [LMAO] has no chance.

[karsten]

could also of course let your wife have dibs on raid loot because one item looks prettier than another one

[Skope]

could also of course let your wife have dibs on raid loot because one item looks prettier than another one

don't forget selling the items in EC after they're slapped on an alt!

[Tiggles]

could also of course let your wife have dibs on raid loot because one item looks prettier than another one

If any officers are looking for a wife

Then I'm your man.

[soup]

could also of course let your wife have dibs on raid loot because one item looks prettier than another one

lol, does that actually happen?

[Zereh]

... patron

In spite of the context (and thus it's pronunciation) is it bad that I instantly think tequila!?

[Yinaltin]

tila tequila ??

http://cannemma.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/tila_tequila_.jpg

[Yinaltin]

oh phuk . isnt she a shemale or such ? i forgot ...

[Zereh]

No, not some hootchie girl.

Don Camilo Reposado ~ mmmm tequila

[Slathar]

It is shredded wheat. Not frosted. A big block of it in a plain white bowl, half full of milk. It is on a table, where a man sits. There is no other food on the table.

The man is dressed in a white shirt and black slacks, and he'll put on a tie when he's finished. Maybe he's not alone, it's just very early and his family is still asleep. He takes his spoon and turns the block of shredded wheat over in its bowl, so that the other side can soak. He feels his hunger, but he waits anyway. After a period of time, of a length roughly the same as yesterday, and the day before (this time-period has become instinctual for him), he picks up his spoon and begins to break the block up. Not completely of course, just into chunks that fit squarely onto the spoon. The chunks usually have one side that's soggy and one side that's still a little bit crunchy. The way he spoons each into his mouth, along with an appropriate quantity of milk, puts the crunchy side at his teeth and the soggy side on his tongue.

As he chews, the crunchy side gets pulverized while the soggy side is mashed up by the natural motion of the tongue while chewing. When he has eaten all the chunks, there is still milk left in the bowl, and in it the crumbs that resulted from breaking the initial block. He does not raise the bowl to his lips to drink the remainder; even though no one is there to see, he sticks to his etiquette and dutifully drains the bowl spoonful by spoonful. When he is finished, there are still crumbs in the bowl. He gets up from the table, takes the bowl to the sink, and quickly rinses it out. He leaves the bowl in the sink; it will be dealt with later. He walks away to get his things, and then he leaves. The sun has not yet risen.

[Ektar]

what just happened

[xshayla701]

One thing TMO taught me is to always, always camp steal from them. Oh, and...

<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yXUF8GdD_0E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[xshayla701]

One thing TMO taught me is to always, always camp steal from them.

except Knuckle

[Tiggles]

except Knuckle

Shut up

[Fourthmeal]

Azeth... a true Hero of teh SHell

[Knuckle]

Let me be the first to say I am very fucking excited about this merger and look forward to all my new friends. I think the obvious name for this guild is New World Acension

[Fourthmeal]

Oceans 11

[baub]

<Tap Dat Ascension>

do it up

[baub]

well it appears my guild name suggestion will remain a mystery to all but the most clever of posters

[JenJen]

how on earth has this thread failed to deliver?

[Fourthmeal]

Derailed by Taco Bell related posts

[Knuckle]

well it appears my guild name suggestion will remain a mystery to all but the most clever of posters

no one GIVES A FUCK

[JenJen]

DA > Fusion > Ascension > LMAO?

what happens after TR continue to dominate and LMAO break up?

(just to get the thread back on track, ahem)

[Knuckle]

how on earth has this thread failed to deliver?

your mom should of failed to deliver

[JenJen]

actually made me laugh, well done sir :)

[xshayla701]

your mom should of failed to deliver

inb4 should have, but it was still pretty good

[Knuckle]

I try my best, thats why im in TMO

[Phallax]

your mom should of failed to deliver

clever clever
havnt laughed at any of your posts and havent laughed at a mom joke in a long long time

you, sir, just pulled a double play tho...well played

[Versus]

promising thread fails

[xshayla701]

Shut up

love u too :)

[Knuckle]

I fucking hate myself i just killed a tub of sherbert, the edges of it start to melt and ur like ok ive ate enough, then you get that creamy half melted scoop of the orange sherbert and its like OH FUCK CANT STOP NOW.

There was a point to this story, Guild name:

Tropical Sherbert Blend

TSB

[Versus]

promising thread fails

edit: but tags kind of deliver?

[Skope]

I fucking hate myself i just killed a tub of sherbert, the edges of it start to melt and ur like ok ive ate enough, then you get that creamy half melted scoop of the orange sherbert and its like OH FUCK CANT STOP NOW.

There was a point to this story, Guild name:

Tropical Sherbert Blend

TSB

same exact thing happened to me last week. what's with the edges melting faster than the rest of the sherbert? fucking magnets, how do they work?

[baalzy]

Hey! Who deleted all the reserved tags?

[Humerox]

your mom should of failed to deliver

win.

[Badmartigan]

i may have to make my glorious return.. i know slippery cant wait for me to come back.. we are bffs

[Susanbanthony]

It is shredded wheat. Not frosted. A big block of it in a plain white bowl, half full of milk. It is on a table, where a man sits. There is no other food on the table.

The man is dressed in a white shirt and black slacks, and he'll put on a tie when he's finished. Maybe he's not alone, it's just very early and his family is still asleep. He takes his spoon and turns the block of shredded wheat over in its bowl, so that the other side can soak. He feels his hunger, but he waits anyway. After a period of time, of a length roughly the same as yesterday, and the day before (this time-period has become instinctual for him), he picks up his spoon and begins to break the block up. Not completely of course, just into chunks that fit squarely onto the spoon. The chunks usually have one side that's soggy and one side that's still a little bit crunchy. The way he spoons each into his mouth, along with an appropriate quantity of milk, puts the crunchy side at his teeth and the soggy side on his tongue.

As he chews, the crunchy side gets pulverized while the soggy side is mashed up by the natural motion of the tongue while chewing. When he has eaten all the chunks, there is still milk left in the bowl, and in it the crumbs that resulted from breaking the initial block. He does not raise the bowl to his lips to drink the remainder; even though no one is there to see, he sticks to his etiquette and dutifully drains the bowl spoonful by spoonful. When he is finished, there are still crumbs in the bowl. He gets up from the table, takes the bowl to the sink, and quickly rinses it out. He leaves the bowl in the sink; it will be dealt with later. He walks away to get his things, and then he leaves. The sun has not yet risen.

[Ektar]

^

WHAT IS THIS

[Slathar]

get on my level ho

[YendorLootmonkey]

New guildname should be < TransatIantic Rampage > (note the uppercase I instead of the lowercase l) so when they're racing to a mob, no one knows who the fuck is winning or what is going on, and even the GMs won't even be able to sort it out.

[Slathar]

i may have to make my glorious return.. i know slippery cant wait for me to come back.. we are bffs

no one cares about a level 47 necro who sounds like bubbles

[soup]

New guildname should be < TransatIantic Rampage > (note the uppercase I instead of the lowercase l) so when they're racing to a mob, no one knows who the fuck is winning or what is going on, and even the GMs won't even be able to sort it out.

Now this is an idea everyone can enjoy.

[Loly Taa]

We just killed Bzzat, what does OP have to say about that? ;p

[Glitch]

Do people still brag about sky? ;p

[Glitch]

Besides, no guild will ever really win except <Dangerous Glitch> $

[Loly Taa]

Do people still brag about sky? ;p

Glitch, my dear Glitch, I <3 you so much...

Do you even play anymore?

They kinda, changed shit that made sky ez. You know, like pets, and DA Tanking, and pets? and pets?

[xshayla701]

We just killed Bzzat, what does OP have to say about that? ;p

http://i55.tinypic.com/8x62wp.jpg

you forgot to add that he also killed you. luv u loly :)

[Glitch]

Err... Dangerous Glitch.

[Glitch]

Do you even play anymore?


One day I might decide to take a break from my nonstop awesome IRL and install dumb everquest again. ;p

[Loly Taa]

http://i55.tinypic.com/8x62wp.jpg

you forgot to add that he also killed you. luv u loly :)

I killed me cause I fell off the island, LOL.

http://www.themysticalorder.org/NEWEST/GL.png

[Shiftin]

We just killed Bzzat, what does OP have to say about that? ;p

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wAxDMfEGhoY/TOx8QXZnYeI/AAAAAAAAAXI/YoRTFUzlA68/s1600/Not%2BSure%2Bif%2Bserious.jpg

[Aadill]

Is that post-processing lens flare?

[Nivar Quartz]

Many TMO about to be stolen wut?

[Bzzzazzztttt]

We just killed Bzzat, what does OP have to say about that? ;p

Omgosh according to my calculations, you girls will have to kill me 473 times to key all 72 of your raiders to the next isle....
Zerging =/= impressive.

[Loly Taa]

Omgosh according to my calculations, you girls will have to kill me 473 times to key all 72 of your raiders to the next isle....
Zerging =/= impressive.

LOL

Nothing else to say to that.

[Tiggles]

Omgosh according to my calculations, you girls will have to kill me 473 times to key all 72 of your raiders to the next isle....
Zerging =/= impressive.

Your name is Diggle you are a wizard in TR

[Bzzzazzztttt]

I am bazzaaazt and I have been slain!


I dropped 3 loots, so after 24 kills all 72 people will get one item.


They were good though, really good. This golden warrior with a neat blue hat died alot though. I think he gave all the loot to his wife bc it was cute.

[Slathar]

I am bazzaaazt and I have been slain!


I dropped 3 loots, so after 24 kills all 72 people will get one item.


They were good though, really good. This golden warrior with a neat blue hat died alot though. I think he gave all the loot to his wife bc it was cute.


someone cares a lot about everquest. poor little guy. ;)

[Bzzzazzztttt]

someone cares a lot about everquest. poor little guy. ;)

Just a little perspective buddy!

70 people to kill a raid mob is /yawn, you know it, i know it, everyone knows it.

Oh and lol @ the guy who claimed TMO will rise and surprise people, allying w/ DA isnt surprising, its what every other guild on the server below ascension does.

[Ronas]

^^ sounds worries or left out i am not too sure.

[Kuriin]

How many people did the first guild who killed Bzazt Zazt and the subsequent guilds need? I'm talking pre Kunark and very early Kunark.

[Dravingar]

Guild should be called <Fresh Outta Socks> .

[Marley]

With Aadill and Marley from Lost Souls in there we get
Lost Mystical Ascension Order.
(LMAO)

Epic?!

[Dravingar]

Oh, I got owned but Fresh Outta Socks. Ffucking brackets.

[Happyfeet]

We're gonna wake the sleeper, in Kunark... that'll surprise your bee ass

[Versus]

Happened to me too Drav.

As far as #'s go. It was the first date. Attendance will fall out of the stratosphere sooner than later.

[Bzzzazzztttt]

We're gonna wake the sleeper, in Kunark... that'll surprise your bee ass

hahahahaahahahahahaha when? in 2014? Gonna take you that lock to poopsock and key your 70 raiders

[Happyfeet]

hahahahaahahahahahaha when? in 2014? Gonna take you that lock to poopsock and key your 70 raiders

It's that pop n lock poopsock you've had all those wet dreams about. I'm hard.

[Seaweedpimp]

hahahahaahahahahahaha when? in 2014? Gonna take you that lock to poopsock and key your 70 raiders



Few days ago i watched TR run past our guild of 35 with 50 men, trait from the inzone just bum rush talendor.

We match your 50 with our 80! Cya soon buds!

<3 big slippery

[Chanur]

I'm not sure I want to inflict our guild on Ascension. If we do might I suggest The Mystical Fail.

[quido]

I personally think both guilds should be absorbed into <The Medulla Oblongata>...

[Slathar]

Just a little perspective buddy!

70 people to kill a raid mob is /yawn, you know it, i know it, everyone knows it.

Oh and lol @ the guy who claimed TMO will rise and surprise people, allying w/ DA isnt surprising, its what every other guild on the server below ascension does.

i have no idea what you're talking about. eq is serious stuff.

[quido]

Hooray for greater than and less than not working lol... I was saying both guilds should be absorbed into The Medulla Oblongata, the real TMO!

[Slathar]

hahahahaahahahahahaha when? in 2014? Gonna take you that lock to poopsock and key your 70 raiders

further evidence of someone taking a 500 person server very seriously.

[Harrison]

I am so glad I don't play anymore right now. I missed 13 pages of this, but let me tell you I would rather delete my character than be absorbed into the failure that is DA.

[Hobby]

13 pages? It's only on page 7. Learn to view 20 posts a page, involves less clicking.

[karsten]

4 pages for me, WUT

[Seaweedpimp]

I am so glad I don't play anymore right now. I missed 13 pages of this, but let me tell you I would rather delete my character than be absorbed into the failure that is DA.

Here comes harrison..... To shoot more shit whilst upon a large warm rock , heated by the big mean sun, which also contributes to his sweatyness, and possibly baldness.

[Eccezan]

weakest 14 page R&F post ive ever read...so much weak, uncontroversial shit in this thread it makes me sick...should be moved to off topic =P

[Messianic]

weakest 14 page R&F post ive ever read...so much weak, uncontroversial shit in this thread it makes me sick...should be moved to off topic =P

I hear your sister started drinking again

[Heartbeats]

<My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't>

should be our new guild name.

Uh..."My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't"

Will it be edited out again?

Success!

All Hail MCPO,BID!

Server first fifth in a row?

fuck, I'm drunk and out of cigarettes 8 /

[Skope]

I don't understand how a person from a guild who's merged 3x(?) is bitching about another guild who's merging the third or fourth time.

http://www.papatodd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Pot_Meet_Kettle.jpg

if you're gonna whine about ascension and TMO merging it shouldn't be because they're merging... it's not like there's not much to talk about, either. sort of how karsten and I did it. keep it classy and truthful.

[Knuckle]

id rather keep it a classless lie you fucking knee high poopdressock

[Koota]

Just a little perspective buddy!

70 people to kill a raid mob is /yawn, you know it, i know it, everyone knows it.

Oh and lol @ the guy who claimed TMO will rise and surprise people, allying w/ DA isnt surprising, its what every other guild on the server below ascension does.


Really?


This shit is so over played. One guild merges, and a fail thread erupts. The opposing guild merges, and another fail thread erupts. IB zergs with mage pets, and a fail thread erupts. DA/VD zerg with actual people, instead of pets, and a fail thread erupts.


BORING SHIT IS BORING. Diggle, you that bored?

[zeakile]

waste of time reading this... everyone delete their posts and try again.. more dots, more dots.. k stop dots

[JenJen]

i tried, obviously not enough :(

tmo break fear yet? or is that soooo 2010?

[guineapig]

Omgosh according to my calculations, you girls will have to kill me 473 times to key all 72 of your raiders to the next isle....
Zerging =/= impressive.

I love seeing which members here don't have the spine to say what they feel without having to hide behind anon troll accounts.

[JenJen]

spill the beans just this once? this thread needs igniting.

[Tiggles]

This thread turned out bad for Diggle and TR in general

[Nedala]

This thread turned out bad for Diggle and TR in general

wishful thinking ;)

[metax]

trystych you need to put a leash on some of your members. they are making you look like idiots.

[Dravingar]

Atleast with the merger, TMO can get those sweet sweet beats with Derpison on the 1s and 2s.

[Slathar]

wishful thinking ;)

fat

[metax]

fat

aye indeed

[booter]

I love seeing which members here don't have the spine to say what they feel without having to hide behind anon troll accounts.

Or, you know, maybe instead of fear it's just called trolling and it's just for fun.

[metax]

Or, you know, maybe instead of fear it's just called trolling and it's just for fun.

isn't that what he just said?

[M.Bison]

Yeah because it takes some serious sack to post on a forum using your main account.

[guineapig]

Or, you know, maybe instead of fear it's just called trolling and it's just for fun.

You don't have to be anonymous to troll. You troll anonymously when you worry about repercussions.

[Nedala]

aye indeed

slathar found a friend. im happy for you two!

[Bodeanicus]

Nerds care. LOL!

[Tiggles]

slathar found a friend. im happy for you two!

Fat

[Yinaltin]

i dont care . really . :)

[Nedala]

Fat

[Artah]

isn't that what he just said?

That's how I read it...

[Artah]

Just a little perspective buddy!

70 people to kill a raid mob is /yawn, you know it, i know it, everyone knows it.

Oh and lol @ the guy who claimed TMO will rise and surprise people, allying w/ DA isnt surprising, its what every other guild on the server below ascension does.

You try to read a post and fizzle!, you don't even know who said what. Your opinion means nothing without a spine to use your main user name. Actually your opinion means nothing either way lol.

[Knuckle]

Its Diggles from TR

[Trisun]

Unrelated..
http://www.lolcatpics.com/images/wherethe.jpg

[Snapple]

This is how I sum up the TMO Ascension merger

http://i52.tinypic.com/2r724q9.jpg

GL on the next Trak

p.s. HODOR

????????????????/

[metax]

GL on the next Trak



alright man hopefully this time they won't have trystych train jumpy and his friends on their raid.

[Loke]

I don't understand how a person from a guild who's merged 3x(?) is bitching about another guild who's merging the third or fourth time.


Not to get involved, but just to clear things up. IB merged once unsuccessfully with trans, then allied with darkwind and finally merged with darkwind. Remedy merged with darkwind and then darkwind with IB. Fish Bait merged with a few smaller guilds to make Dark Ascension, Dark Ascension then merged with Mostly Harmless, Eminence, Wrathful Inquisition, allied with VD, merged with Dozekar to become Fusion, broke off of fusion to make ascension and now is apparently considering a merger with TMO.

[Loly Taa]

alright man hopefully this time they won't have trystych train jumpy and his friends on their raid.

Yeah I heard about that. We all know it takes a fraps to get Tryst suspended though. Maybe next time eh?

To be honest I'm surprised they guilded Daltheb when he was the last one to get Trys suspended with fraps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bymvX6bn1k&feature=related

[Kinsawt]

Nope Tseven. This was the last time Trystych was caught on fraps and suspended. True story.

http://rockettothesun.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/nathan-kotylak1.jpg

[cole229]

Its funny because he's canadian.

[Anger]

This is how I sum up the TMO Ascension merger

http://i52.tinypic.com/2r724q9.jpg

GL on the next Trak

p.s. HODOR

Trying too hard. Find a more appropriate meme.

[Lazortag]

Not to get involved, but just to clear things up. IB merged once unsuccessfully with trans, then allied with darkwind and finally merged with darkwind. Remedy merged with darkwind and then darkwind with IB. Fish Bait merged with a few smaller guilds to make Dark Ascension, Dark Ascension then merged with Mostly Harmless, Eminence, Wrathful Inquisition, allied with VD, merged with Dozekar to become Fusion, broke off of fusion to make ascension and now is apparently considering a merger with TMO.

What about Pantheon?

[Skope]

Not to get involved, but just to clear things up. IB merged once unsuccessfully with trans, then allied with darkwind and finally merged with darkwind. Remedy merged with darkwind and then darkwind with IB. Fish Bait merged with a few smaller guilds to make Dark Ascension, Dark Ascension then merged with Mostly Harmless, Eminence, Wrathful Inquisition, allied with VD, merged with Dozekar to become Fusion, broke off of fusion to make ascension and now is apparently considering a merger with TMO.

i actually thought about typing up a history, but i quickly realized i don't give 2 shits. It's the same shit, just one guild does it more often... whatever.

[Skope]

IB also merged with that one guild before trans. wth was the name... or attempted to merge, or something. apparently i care more than i first thought.

[Samuel]

Lol at the pussies who can't post in RnF with their real accounts... I didn't read the whole thread cause its the same dribble thats always here. Yeah guilds merging is funny, oh wait IB had to merge with Zergwind to compete ...

[JenJen]

this is more like it, good work Samuel.

[Hobby]

So have we decided on a name yet for the A Team and TMO? Im a fan of Rampaging Atlanticians




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And Sammy L is just making fun of TR for the exact same thing they are doing now :/ and even so, mergers are perfectly fine. I love seeing guilds who are on the same page take it another step forward in order to compete and knock TR down a step.

[Samuel]

Hobby can edit posts, totally jealous!





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I wish i could be that cool!




<3~ From Hobby

[Massive Marc]

Zzzzzzz you guys are still boring as fuck.

[Slathar]

This is how I sum up the TMO Ascension merger

http://i52.tinypic.com/2r724q9.jpg

GL on the next Trak

p.s. HODOR

you sound like a fat nerd

[Harrison]

I rofl at people calling others fat. I can picture that greasy ball of uselessness now smashing their hamfists on the keyboard in spittle-flying rage.

[baub]

I rofl at people calling others fat. I can picture that greasy ball of uselessness now smashing their hamfists on the keyboard in spittle-flying rage.

sounds like you have much experience with being fat


fatty

[Nedala]

Maybe they all came from a WoW server where calling random people fat is serious business .

[Zenlina]

wow 10 pages. To Loke, invite 5-10 people from different guilds doesn't mean its a merge. But if you want to take it like that then DA has also merged with TR. And Ascension is a break off of fusion, just as IB broke into three Dozekar, Darkwater, IB back in the days. But yah, just wanted to correct you there for kicks

[Hobby]

DA acquired a few older guilds months ago...Eclipse was one of em? Or E-something....

Just like Transcendence merged with IB for a week :O

[Snapple]

Diggle you are fucking spineless

[booter]

I hate Diggle.

[mimixownzall]

Just a little perspective buddy!

70 people to kill a raid mob is /yawn, you know it, i know it, everyone knows it.

Oh and lol @ the guy who claimed TMO will rise and surprise people, allying w/ DA isnt surprising, its what every other guild on the server below ascension does.

About as surprising as a TR member making an alt forum account to talk shit.

Instead of 'Decaying Skeleton' it should read 'Probably a TR Forum Alt'

[Seaweedpimp]

About as surprising as a TR member making an alt forum account to talk shit.

Instead of 'Decaying Skeleton' it should read 'Probably a TR Forum Alt'

I approve.

TR gettin so fuckin' sweaty. Oh man.

[Dravingar]

TMO also merged with Evil Empire.

As a TR member Ill admit it is rather lame to make an alt account to flame another guild, if it truely is diggle.

[Alarti0001]

you sound like a fat nerd

He is a fat nerd

http://www.facebook.com/Chrisgeraci1

[Harrison]

I doubt a guild doubling the collective skill of DA alone would give a shit what they did with another guild. Numbers alone don't make for a successful guild, hence why the zerg keeps growing and is still behind.

[Harrison]

He is a fat nerd

http://www.facebook.com/Chrisgeraci1

Oh please tell me that's really him, lmfao.

[Alarti0001]

Oh please tell me that's really him, lmfao.
Not sure on the front pic but the other pics are lol

[Harrison]

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/262307_2165259497602_1430086692_32575461_1114108_n .jpg

The reason behind his calling everyone fat is made very apparent suddenly.

[Seaweedpimp]

I doubt a guild doubling the collective skill of DA alone would give a shit what they did with another guild. Numbers alone don't make for a successful guild, hence why the zerg keeps growing and is still behind.

Lol, what are you talking about?

[Harrison]

Sorry, I've been informed this is Eashan, not fatslathar.

My apologies to Eashan.

[Seaweedpimp]

Too bad this aint the good ol days where being fat meant you were rich as fuck.

[mimixownzall]

Too bad this aint the good ol days where being fat meant you were rich as fuck.

I would never have to work another day in my life!

Eashan is a douche.

Eashan tells you, "I am the most honest person on the server, you can ask anyone"

[Slathar]

Sorry, I've been informed this is Eashan, not fatslathar.

My apologies to Eashan.

creepy stalker

[Harrison]

Clicking a link in a thread is stalking? Okay fattie.

[Slathar]

Clicking a link in a thread is stalking? Okay fattie.

k

[Hasbinbad]

k
u mad?

[Seaweedpimp]

Get to trakanon man they need you.

[Hasbinbad]

Get to trakanon man they need you.
http://operatorchan.org/k/src/k290019_u-mad-cuz-im-stylin-on-u.jpg

[Aadill]

Holy shit I want that. Hasbinbad would you buy that for me please? :3

[Hasbinbad]

Only if you treat me like you treated Tralina brew. I'm so jelly.

[Knuckle]

that kid is evil, his eyes have infinite depth.

[Snapple]

that kid is evil, his eyes have infinite depth.

Infinite Depth? How did Hasbinbads mother's vagina get dragged into this!

[Snapple]

KEKEKE

[Tiggles]

Trak down

2 manarobes

[JenJen]

thread picked up for a cpl pages, not enough rage currently.

get it back on track for the neutrals please.

[Harrison]

It was originally said that it was Slathar. I retracted my statements since you've never talked shit to me before, and as such, didn't deserve any of it.

[Skope]

line up ladies. he's got an escalade, a boat AND he plays p99.

was that a rolex on your wrist too? if it is you may want to throw that in there as well.

[Slathar]

Also i don't understand why a pic of me in in Rants and Flames ..... how do you make fun of me while I am relaxing in my Jacuzzi bathtub, what next a pic of me Driving my Escalade or wait.....or wait better yet, me driving my boat.

hahahahahhaahhahahahahahah

[Seaweedpimp]

TR why so mad? I was sitting there spinning for you but you gave no bus fare?

What the fuck?

And yar, Traks dead. See ya next week homies.

[Skope]

Harrison, you ever ride in an escalade? No? you're about have your fucking mind BLOWN!

[Hasbinbad]

TR why so mad? I was sitting there spinning for you but you gave no bus fare?

What the fuck?

And yar, Traks dead. See ya next week homies.
Trak is a 3 day spawn brew.

Also, nobody is mad. You guys did an awesome job with 70? 80 people? I salute your skillz! It was awesomely fun watching everyone die over and over again on your cr too.

How many people did not die? I counted Chief.

But seriously, gratz, and cya "next week!"

[Seaweedpimp]

Lol i didnt die big homie. I thought today was wednesday which would put trak at next week damn near!

See you sunday? lol

[Stibe]

Trak is a 3 day spawn brew.

Also, nobody is mad. You guys did an awesome job with 70? 80 people? I salute your skillz! It was awesomely fun watching everyone die over and over again on your cr too.

How many people did not die? I counted Chief.

But seriously, gratz, and cya "next week!"

Who so mad bro?

[Skope]

i swear the god i would point and laugh at you for hours. i'm not kidding, hahahaha.

[Skope]

swear to god! inb4 grammar nazi. also there should be a period instead of comma before the hahas

[Hasbinbad]

i swear the god i would point and laugh at you for hours. i'm not kidding, hahahaha.
better make sure there are witnesses 1st

[Seaweedpimp]

better make sure there are witnesses 1st

So you really wanna pull gooch hairs over 12 hours?

keke here have some.

[Eccezan]

In an effort to improve this degenerate of a thread...

Eashan:

#1) There is no pic.

#2) You are a dope.

#3) Good timing on your "good luck on trak" post. I guess we had good luck on trak since we just killed it? THATS GOOD LUCK RIGHT? I THINK IT IS!

Eashan crai's as flashes of Realm of Ages move through his head.

[Stibe]

Yeah come on down man you can laugh in my face all you want just come here. I wish I could meet more of you people in real life we could have so much fun together seriously :)

All I hear out of you is:

"Since I know you believe it's just a video game, Im going to totally challenge you on the internet to come meet me, when I know you never will, because it makes my e-peen feel big."

[Versus]

Came here to say be humble. Too late.

[Lorastine]

How many people in this thread are on drugs?

[Tiggles]

I think this thread will pick up

[Stibe]

I think this thread will pick up

Hopefully.

[metax]

eashan seems angry/

[Seaweedpimp]

How many people in this thread are on drugs?

How do you celebrate my fine sea wench?


Its the drugs or the cattle prod (i like a lil every now and then) and my heart cant take much more electicity.

[Morlaeth]

Trak is a 3 day spawn brew.

Also, nobody is mad. You guys did an awesome job with 70? 80 people? I salute your skillz! It was awesomely fun watching everyone die over and over again on your cr too.

How many people did not die? I counted Chief.

But seriously, gratz, and cya "next week!"

ROFL beat to me to it Hasbin

[Tiggles]

ROFL beat to me to it Hasbin

Fat

[Hasbinbad]

Fat
http://www.reece-eu.net/gallery/var/albums/funny/you_re-fat.jpg?m=1272637639

[Seaweedpimp]

ROFL beat to me to it Hasbin

LOL GOOD ONE GUYS <3

Except hel prolly pop with 5 hours left in the "week" but mmmkay!

What ever you sweaty guys can grab ahold of.

[Hasbinbad]

LOL GOOD ONE GUYS <3

Except hel prolly pop with 5 hours left in the "week" but mmmkay!

What ever you sweaty guys can grab ahold of.
dude.. it's tuesday.

[Taslion]

You guys can say whatever you want but the fact that for the first time on this server Trakanon was killed by a guild that isn't TR is kind of a big deal.

And if this sets a precedent, even with 70 people to take "your" dragons, you're still losing to the competition.

[Kruel]

And if this sets a precedent, even with 70 people to take "your" dragons, you're still losing one trak spawn to the competition.

[Seaweedpimp]

dude.. it's tuesday.

Theres two hours left in tuesday for me. so WED THURS FRI + variance puts me very close to monday. I will admit i thought it was wednesday but its doesnt matter to me really.

Take me to school bro.

[Morlaeth]

LOL GOOD ONE GUYS <3

Except hel prolly pop with 5 hours left in the "week" but mmmkay!

What ever you sweaty guys can grab ahold of.

Try studying a calendar and counting bro.

[Taslion]

rabble rabble

Pretty sure I wrote "if this sets a precedent", and not "ITS GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN AGAIN NUBS". Nice try, though.

[Eccezan]

never seen so many MMORPGer's arguing about the days of the week? U guys med breh?

[Eccezan]

Try studying a calendar and counting bro.

I happen to have my PhD in calendar study.

[Morlaeth]

I happen to have my PhD in calendar study.

Should probably teach that guy then =[

[Taslion]

Also, if TR was really on their game they'd realize the importance of crushing the moral of our early pre-merger groups so that we'd think the merger was a bad idea. Us killing any raid mobs is going to give us experience in dealing with that encounter and the belief that we can continue to do so.

Just saying. TOODLES.