somewhere out there

[Patrece]

There's an alpha nerd with a big pile of trash on his desk, watching his minions loot 80% of the ToV pixels his alts already have. He hates them all equally for one reason or another, but he knows one day he will have enough raid points in the system he's created to take his last Dozekar pixel off that prize wall.

I know he will never truly love me, but I keep asking myself... "is he crootin?"

I'll be sitting here today imagining what it's like to be terrible at EverQuest and reading the comments below.

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/qyTQtTP.gif

[Basanos]

I'll take being terrible at a video game over being a terrible person

[Bardp1999]

Just get high on bath salts and you can actually go to Norrath and slay these dragons IRL

[goblinmob]

[QUOTE=Patrece;3524282]I'll be sitting here today imagining what it's like.../QUOTE]

That doesn't seem productive or healthy

[goblinmob]

I'll be sitting here today imagining what it's like...

That doesn't seem productive or healthy

[l0053g0053]

To truly excell and surpass everyone around you in video game ability is one of the greatest highs you can experience.

To play 16+ hours, pissing in a two liter is an incredible feeling.

Unfortunately, many people are not any good at video games.
https://i.ibb.co/gRDMn2F/ns-metal0003.webp (https://ibb.co/kShgd76)

[magnetaress]

I achieved this goal while simultaneously getting into beach bod perfection. The only left to do is leave this earth with my pixels. Butt I couldn't follow thru (

[l0053g0053]

I achieved this goal while simultaneously getting into beach bod perfection. The only left to do is leave this earth with my pixels. Butt I couldn't follow thru (

You still need a full dragon dildo collection before you can even think of starting NG+

[Patrece]

Lets see.

- auto-reply from a good chum
- jab cuck
- nice comment
- rustled flailing reply
- rustled reply correcting flailed rey
- goose pal
- mutant comment hidden because ignored
- goose pal


Good so far, consider the message here.

[hobart]

I'll be sitting here today imagining what it's like...

That doesn't seem productive or healthy

That's all he has. Well, almost has.

[Patrece]

I imagine his face, half paralyzed from the jab making the above post

[hobart]

I imagine his face, half paralyzed from the jab making the above post

Jerk off on your own time, Nirgon. If you weren't such a repugnant piece of shit, you might find someone to do it for you.

[l0053g0053]

Only someone who has flown close enough to the sun to feel its burn can really tell you what it feels like. Empathy can be feigned, but they will never know the glory and pain.



https://i.ibb.co/xJ0jMxZ/v-OAYx-Zgsl3c-Zb-Clo-Uw2-BOIQOWH4s-Hm7-Br-HM5-Iy-w0-B4.webp (https://ibb.co/r4S6ZD9)

[magnetaress]

- mutant comment hidden because ignored


https://i.imgur.com/83dVkex.gif

[Patrece]

Hobart gets jabs, I get head in the morning

[Basanos]

Putting peanut butter on your dick doesn't count, weirdo

[Patrece]

All the other kids but 1 in my son's daycare class look like mongos

[magnetaress]

Mongo is a very racist term :(

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

https://i.ibb.co/xJ0jMxZ/v-OAYx-Zgsl3c-Zb-Clo-Uw2-BOIQOWH4s-Hm7-Br-HM5-Iy-w0-B4.webp (https://ibb.co/r4S6ZD9)
Typical bullshit. This is half the story. Turn the camera around to check out whose desk this is:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FEqfOaaXEAgGUyh.jpg

[unsunghero]

…

[l0053g0053]

Typical bullshit. This is half the story. Turn the camera around to check out whose desk this is:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FEqfOaaXEAgGUyh.jpg

I agree fully. Not many understands what it means to leave your mortal coil and completely involve yourself in an activity. I would play CS 1.5 for 16 hours at a time. It was an autonomic process to bunnyhop and headshot.

https://i.ibb.co/Jt7mNZf/untitled1234.webp (https://ibb.co/pwzbgqt)
indian gif (https://imgbb.com/)

[Patrece]

https://i.imgur.com/D6iWhCQ.png

If you disarm the Antonican, he is too feeble of mind or body to harm you

[Chortles Snortles]

ARGGHH...My Post!

[Patrece]

ARGGHH... My wife's son!

[l0053g0053]

https://i.ibb.co/TYCxhZ1/1666310558546336.png (https://imgbb.com/)

[Patrece]

You will live in ze pod
You will camp ze nobles

[magnetaress]

literallyh the best way to play this game at a high lvl is to have someone play it 4u lol

[Rager and Quitter]

The degeneracy of P99's hardcore player base is something both awesome and terrible to behold.

[Patrece]

You will eat ze bugs

[unsunghero]

,,.

[magnetaress]

I'm not proud of it. That was me tho. Except white guy cargos and a button up and high and tight.

[Skarne]

I'm not proud of it. That was me tho. Except white guy cargos and a button up and high and tight.

More like high and angry

[Toxigen]

You will eat ze bugs

https://i.imgur.com/cg5jwwg.jpg

[Patrece]

You will answer ze batphone
You will play ze clerics bots
You will coth mage track ze zlandicar
You will enter ze raid attendance
You will compete for ze trips dragons
You will bid on ze flurry drake loots

[Toxigen]

you vill farm ze DA idols for raid attendance

[magnetaress]

I feel bad for ppl that are essentially bots for others.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

The degeneracy of P99's hardcore player base is something both awesome and terrible to behold.
Pretty classic though, to be honest. Waves of American gutter shit, typical stuff. All that is missing, is that you got some Dutch couple that log on and talk Dutch to each other in guild chat and never want to loot anything. The Aussie who is dead certain paladins are teh best. The accidental mistells of cybers between the Irish girl (dark elf chanter) and the Nigerian dude (halfling rogue).

Then come the wordless Asian players, who don't use latinate alphabets and do not give a single fuck. Then come the Levantine players, some coked out Pakistani dudes not being degenerate, in fact very nice, but damn, log off already.

And then the Dutch couple log on again! It's a new day!

[Jibartik]

https://i.imgur.com/cg5jwwg.jpg

nothing strange going on here...

https://i.imgur.com/w88mM3B.png

[Duik]

Lizard overlord?

[Jibartik]

fo sho.

Lizards love eating ze bugs.

[unsunghero]

Looking forward to mine, only ~half a year left till 40

[Tethler]

Looking forward to mine, only ~half a year left till 40

Sheit, I just hit 40 in October. Had sex with my wife and ate some good food. It was a good day.

[hobart]

Sheit, I just hit 40 in October. Had sex with my wife and ate some good food. It was a good day.

I turned 56 in October. Same exact day. Except it was my wife. As far as you know.

[Jibartik]

I remember my midlife crisis it came out of nowhere

watchout tehtler its coming for you soon!

youre gonna wake up in the middle of the night and its game over

[unsunghero]

I remember for my dad’s he bought a pair of jet skis, got really into working out, and would quiz strangers on how old he looked and would be on cloud 9 the rest of the day when they undershot their guess. He also started calling me his brother in public

My friend’s dad’s midlife crisis was a bit more traditional: he bought a sports car and cheated on his wife. My dad cheated too but I think it was decently after 40