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Lysander
10-22-2022, 06:26 PM
Hi guys, some guy is going around deleting massive chunks of the wiki like the per level hunting guide, as well as putting up some screed about classic EQ. He is also incredibly, incredibly mad about Loramin, and the great liberal conspiracy against people playing EQ the way he intended and him. Can someone stop him from continually vandalizing the wiki please?

https://wiki.project1999.com/index.php?title=Sesserdrix%27s_All_in_One_Necroman cer_Strategy_Guide&oldid=361555

https://wiki.project1999.com/Loramin

To the vandal: I'm sorry that the Sesserdrix necro guide has inspired such a hate boner inside you, but people won't stop camping Felwithe guards even if you delete them from the wiki. The reason why your edits are being reverted is not because of the thought police but it's because you deleted 90% of the article with your shitty tirade about classic. Velious has been out for 20 years now and you're fighting a losing battle here, bud. Also we know you are in love with Loramin, but maybe keep the love notes to a PM? Thanks, and don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Here is the mad from this very, very rustled individual:

Spoiler Alert

Heads up. This cheat sheet is the equivalent of the FIND button in retail EverQuest therefore this cheat sheet is NOT classic. FYI, players moved to P99 to escape non-classic gameplay features such as the FIND button. If you wish to play EverQuest using a satnav system which tells you where to go and what to do (non-classic gameplay) the recommendation is to play retail rather than P99. If you wish to play classic how it's meant to be played, and how this author played it, it's recommended you avoid reading this cheat sheet altogether as it stops you from thinking for yourself and is a major spoiler. You only play EQ for the first time once, do you really want to ruin that unique experience by being told where to go and what to do instead of learning the ropes yourself? The choice is yours to make but it's important to note that this guide can steal something from you you can't replace.

You are not obligated to read this cheat sheet. This cheat sheet is neither classic, official or necessary to play EverQuest on P99 and there is NO official Necromancer playerspokesperson on P99.

Asking fellow players in-game for advice IS classic though as is discovering things for yourself and creating your own adventure.

End of spoiler alert.



Please also be aware, the content in this cheat sheet was stolen (see credits at bottom of page) just like the game itself was stolen (emulated non-official server).


About Loramin

Loramin is a non-classic player, imposter, and infiltrator, who calls classic players childish non-classic names in public which he heard on the television (words you hear old wrinkly politicians and aging teen pop stars say such as 'racist', 'misogynist' and 'homophobic') to appear caring and intellectual when in fact Loramin is the complete opposite.

Loramin is in fact a passive aggressive dicktator who is opposed to freedom of speech and players thinking for themselves.

Loramin is your quintessential bible basher and thought police department.

Loramin is an intellectual property thief who steals content to create non-classic 'game guides' which convert players into Loramin mini-me's who can't think for themselves and miss out on unique gaming experiences because they're too busy following Loramin's unofficial guide verbatim.

Loramin is a spammer who hates choice and loves censorship.

To Loramin, lying and cheating is a way of life and so is cooking up nothingburgers and calling them double bacon cheeseburgers.
"You're islamophobic"

"You're xenophobic"

"You're transphobic"

"Beauty is a non-tangible abstract concept"

"Conventional beauty is racist"

"Ugly players are beautiful"

"Who are you to say what love is? Love can be anything we want it to be!"

"Love is a chemical reaction"

"Humans hugging each other is a throwback to when humans were apes and used to pick ticks off each other"

"You used to be a slave trader. I bet you miss those days don't you?"

"Comment, subscribe and click the bell notification icon so I can spam you with things you don't need"

"Be more like me instead of more like you"

"There's no such thing as normal"

"Whatever it is you are be proud of it"

"You're a sexist woman hater. Repent!"

"Democracy! Democracy! Democracy!"

Basanos
10-22-2022, 06:40 PM
Dang I wish there was a way to place bets on their identity, I can think of a few suspects based on the "quality" of those posts

magnetaress
10-22-2022, 06:42 PM
Budnick.

Ennewi
10-22-2022, 06:52 PM
Would be A+ if behavior like this translated to in-game punishment, assuming the player in question could be identified.

Chortles Snortles
10-22-2022, 07:08 PM
>imagine killing guards to level
(lol)

unsunghero
10-22-2022, 07:08 PM
“Humans hugging each other is a throwback to when humans were apes and used to pick ticks off each other"

— now if this doesn’t get your girl in the mood I dunno what will

l0053g0053
10-22-2022, 07:15 PM
The library of Alexandria is on fire, and why that's a good thing.

https://i.ibb.co/PMNX07y/neriakc-library.jpg (https://ibb.co/xYD9dpb)

loramin
10-22-2022, 07:24 PM
Thank you for catching this! Chorizo has been wiki-banned.

Now I get to clean up the mess he made ... :(

magnetaress
10-22-2022, 07:35 PM
Loramins Ego is so hard r now.

loramin
10-22-2022, 07:37 PM
Loramins Ego is so hard r now.

Because I got to waste some of my Saturday cleaning up after a man-child? Oh yeah, so hard :rolleyes:

magnetaress
10-22-2022, 07:40 PM
Because I got to waste some of my Saturday cleaning up after a man-child? Oh yeah, so hard :rolleyes:

You got a fan tho. You're like the center peice to this person's fantasy.

Kinda scary!

Reiwa
10-22-2022, 09:31 PM
The library of Alexandria is on fire, and why that's a good thing.

https://i.ibb.co/PMNX07y/neriakc-library.jpg (https://ibb.co/xYD9dpb)

It is tho. Brb eating berries (in EverQuest)

Ripqozko
10-22-2022, 09:56 PM
Loramin lives for this, someone started a whole ass thread about the wiki.

Bardp1999
10-22-2022, 10:10 PM
Green Grocer strikes again

Jibartik
10-23-2022, 02:24 AM
Hmm I remember there was sessedrix sig animation on the wiki for him where hes like talking on and on about how great iksar necros are, a big gif of it?

As much as the wiki spoils the secrets I admire the hard work put into it and it's a piece of eq/p99 history and Id hate to see it changed or destroyed as much as I hate to see eq changed or destroyed (with expansions)

Jibartik
10-23-2022, 02:24 AM
Loramin lives for this, someone started a whole ass thread about the wiki.

:D

Chortles Snortles
10-23-2022, 11:07 AM
i bet someone feels pretty silly right now

Reiwa
10-23-2022, 12:59 PM
i bet someone feels pretty silly right now

Elfminster.

Smoofers
10-23-2022, 01:23 PM
OP confirmed fat jelly classic hater

mycoolrausch
10-23-2022, 06:07 PM
Didn't read most of the thread but someday AI/procedural content will advance to sufficient levels that game worlds will be very dynamic and a wiki wont be much use. Then this guy can relax. Incidentally, such a game would finally dethrone EQ as the greatest MMORPG, which is a title its been wining by default as the industry has been stalled for 20+ years.

Jibartik
10-23-2022, 06:12 PM
Didn't read most of the thread but someday AI/procedural content will advance to sufficient levels that game worlds will be very dynamic and a wiki wont be much use. Then this guy can relax. Incidentally, such a game would finally dethrone EQ as the greatest MMORPG, which is a title its been wining by default as the industry has been stalled for 20+ years.

https://i.imgur.com/QxKCa0e.png

Lifebar
10-24-2022, 08:33 AM
Green Grocer strikes again

I feel bad for anyone who didn't get their meat spun before it got shut down.

Rager and Quitter
11-03-2022, 09:12 AM
Is it possible that Loramin is behind all this? Feels like Bush doing 911 so he can also then be the hero. Also, what is this wiki everyone keeps talking about?

Chortles Snortles
11-03-2022, 09:52 AM
he certainly described himself accurately
(lol)

magnetaress
11-03-2022, 10:14 AM
https://i.imgur.com/QxKCa0e.png

how do u trick the ai's into the return of jesus or aliens?

Kiithsa
11-03-2022, 12:13 PM
Loramin, Friend of the server. Keeper of the Wiki.

Just wanted to say, thank you for all you do. Really.

- Kiithsa the Gnome