Would u rather retire in Freeport or Qeynos?

[magnetaress]

Title says it allm

[Reiwa]

Hmm Freeport is a corrupt autocracy under Lucan and Qeynos is a literal monarchy.

Tough call cuz they're the same thing.

[Naethyn]

Qeynos because Freeport is a shithole.

[Encroaching Death]

Qeynos.

Clean city, green pastures outside, interesting seedy underground scene where you can cheat on your wife and partake in kinky gay orgies.

[Gustoo]

Qeynos a million percent. It’s like a resort town.

Freeport is for business

[Gustoo]

I’d retire in rivervale tho

[Encroaching Death]

I honestly can't tell a difference between Freeport and Baghdad.

[Jibartik]

Freeport bank run on red

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[Bardp1999]

Mansion in Qeynos, a summer home in Surefall Glade, and a vacation cruise ride to Odus occasionally. Spend my free time smashing Gnolls in Blackburrow. Glorious

[Bardp1999]

Not to mention skiing in Halas

[Gustoo]

Freeport bank run on red

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2014

[Gustoo]

It’s fully realistic cuz the tactical guilty that knows WTf is going on grabs that ar on the way out to get to work and the other dude is programming his macros and switching from buff spells to combat spells

[Jibartik]

Im moving to freeport to have good coffee and listen to the best music gentrifying the abandoned freeport, while all the yuppies and nimbies go fight over their 3 square foot apartments and dodge toxulla worshiping homeless sewer dwellers on their way to work overtime to pay for the insane rents in qeynos.

[Encroaching Death]

It’s fully realistic cuz the tactical guilty that knows WTf is going on grabs that ar on the way out to get to work and the other dude is programming his macros and switching from buff spells to combat spells

South Africa has some wild combat videos. Everything from SWAT style, Mercenaries, or Cash Trucks like this one.

They may not be Brazil, but they have a good amount of crazy vids.

[magnetaress]

Personally I favor FP.

Warm waters. Neriak bar scene a short hop away. Island Resorts. Gators. Tons of bone chips. N no one really cares if u kill the pallies around NFP bank. Real healthcare at the Erollisi temple. Vs some weird thunder bush karana medicine. Big Arcane sciences building ready for interdimensional travels. Rebby & Janam to door dash 4u. Can get anything from imports & exports EC and the Docks. No stinking gnolls. Am I missing anything?

[Encroaching Death]

Neriak bar scene

I'm glad I'm not the only one who felt that vibe.

[magnetaress]

Yeah fp = beaches and palm trees.

Qeynos = grizzlies and holy windstalker.

[magnetaress]

Qeynos = HIV and Umbrella corp.
FP = Apature corp and Xhelha Labratories.

[Jimjam]

Personally I favor FP.

Warm waters. Neriak bar scene a short hop away. Island Resorts. Gators. Tons of bone chips. N no one really cares if u kill the pallies around NFP bank. Real healthcare at the Erollisi temple. Vs some weird thunder bush karana medicine. Big Arcane sciences building ready for interdimensional travels. Rebby & Janam to door dash 4u. Can get anything from imports & exports EC and the Docks. No stinking gnolls. Am I missing anything?

Freeport offers some of the best fishing and is a truly nautical nation.

[magnetaress]

yeah i bet big tuna or tarpons or something like that

swordfishies

good shark fishin

[Encroaching Death]

Sounds too much like my RL home...gonna need something different

[Jibartik]

A quick walk through Freeport.

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[Encroaching Death]

Definitely East Freeport.

The rich live in North Freeport.

[magnetaress]

A quick walk through Freeport.

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imagine if drugs, litering, and smoking was actually illegal :o

[magnetaress]

imagine if drugs, litering, and smoking was actually illegal :o

maybe drinking too :o

[magnetaress]

on the upside these ppl are easy prey for sir lucan and not armed insurrectionists!

[Jibartik]

People of freeport are a "not my problem" type of people.

You can tell because that piece of poop has been in the middle of the road for 20 years.

[Kohedron]

North FP > Qeynos >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> West FP >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> East FP

[magnetaress]

https://youtu.be/A8CSeHwa8I8
vs mass shootings lel

[magnetaress]

People of freeport are a "not my problem" type of people.

You can tell because that piece of poop has been in the middle of the road for 20 years.

lol its fertalizing new growth there will be a tree there one day just wait and see

[Encroaching Death]

You can tell because that piece of poop has been in the middle of the road for 20 years.

I forgot about that thing!

It's official: Freeport is San Francisco

[Jibartik]

https://youtu.be/A8CSeHwa8I8
vs mass shootings lel

*invests 40 billion in another country

[Jibartik]

(i mean in faydwer outposts)

[magnetaress]

Notice both dark and light elven cities are spotless and impeccable

wood elfs tho...

[Encroaching Death]

Notice both dark and light elven cities are spotless and impeccable

wood elfs tho...

I always equate High Elves to the Japanese.

I know it's racist, but it's accurate.

[Jibartik]

Meanwhile in rivervale

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[Arakash]

Qeynos.

interesting seedy underground scene where you can cheat on your wife and partake in kinky gay orgies.

I've always sort of gotten this vibe from the bloodsaber/unseen hands lair. I've just never heard it worded so eloquently.

[Encroaching Death]

Meanwhile in rivervale

They never mention the Brownies that steal your JumJum Stalks

[unsunghero]

Neriak all the way. As a Forgotten Realms fan I get Menzoberranzan vibes from there. And you know their parties would be off the chain. If they’re anything like Menzoberranzan their parties would involve summoning demons, sacrificing some people, and everyone banging each other. I guess similar to Hollywood as well

What’s that one in the trees, Felwithe? Yeah F that. Tree forts are fun and all, but I’d be just as splat as my char has on multiple occasions. They should have a skull and crossbones notches on their buildings for all the falling deaths, it’s gotta be in the hundreds

I get equally lost in FP and queynos, so they both are meh. I think FP is a shithole but it’s prime real estate next to that EC tunnel. What is queynos near? Jack shit. The housing market is all about location these days