< Yael Graduates >

[CancerMage]

Fellow Norrathians, we are pleased to announce by decree of the dean of admissions Skullmogger and chief diversity officer Hookrs(pronounced Hoo-karis) who has a crippled wrist and could not type it correctly< Yael Graduates > enrollment. We are officially recruiting. We strive to be one of the premier erudite roleplay guild for people with disabilitys. We are also happy to announce that we are now opening our tomes to the female erudite.

If you are interested in joining we are generally at our keyboards eating. Send us a tell anytime.

The sleeper has been awoken. Late stage velious is upon us. Seal Team is the number 1 guild tied with Kingdom, With guild alliances rife with scandal and norrath sucumbing to the pressures of scum warfare. We wish to provide this server with light erudite roleplay.

With Meters recent defection from Seal Team, the tides have turned and the retardation of kingdom has severely decreased. Dark omens have been brought into the light for all to see. With Meters recent first to engage on vulak and Anarke's steadfast raidleadership kingdom managed to sweep vulak out from under the competition Seal Team and Force of Wills grasp. Loud audible groans were heard throughout norrath that night.

We come with robe in hand to ask you all for your support for < Yael Graduates > going foward. So we can make this server a fun exciting place to enjoy ourselves !

Recruitment requirements as follows
Must be erudite(now accepting female characters)
Must have had a 3.0 or higher GPA
Must have a 6 figure job
Must be able to submit a 30 seconds video of yourself doing 30 pushups
Must not be a racist irl
Must be able to carry a roleplay conversation
Must strive for greatness irl and ingame

Yael Graduates recruitment needs:
Cleric - HIGH
Wizard -HIGH
Necro - med
Mag - med
Enchanter - med
Pal - med
SK - low

I will remind everyone that in < Yael Graduates > we have a guild leader who has a Ring of Destruction.

https://i.imgur.com/7AWhObi.jpg

We have many members already enjoying the fruits of kinship.
https://i.imgur.com/dLoaryi.png
Come meet fun and exciting new friends.
https://i.imgur.com/BIIcrZJ.png
Find fun and exciting ways to experience group content together.
https://i.imgur.com/JZdo4Nd.png
Make halflings gasp in astonishment.
https://i.imgur.com/PQKJkjO.png
Study the tomes to gain insight on the past plagues of antonican pox
https://i.imgur.com/nr3DkMK.png

[Dildy]

touch grass

[Dewbes]

No height requirement?

[Reiwa]

Erudites did the Estate of Unrest

[Ratchet51]

You see what you've done, Meters!?

[Smoofers]

What no Crystasia's?

[Patrece]

Change my name right catch a plane flight

[Arvan]

"Must not be a racist irl"

[Gatordash]

Yes hi there,

Hopeful Erudite applicant here.

Does Yael Graduates have any Norrath assistance programs or subsidized student loans to help fund my education?

I'm broke as fuck.

Thanks-

[Ratchet51]

Yes hi there,

Hopeful Erudite applicant here.

Does Yael Graduates have any Norrath assistance programs or subsidized student loans to help fund my education?

I'm broke as fuck.

Thanks-

Sorry you don't got warder loot, you peon.

[xdrcfrx]

DMO 2.0 seems like a good idea what could go wrong

[Raj]

May Father Erud bless you all in your quest for perfection

[Patrece]

DMO 2.0 seems like a good idea what could go wrong

Staff and community are in a much better place post sleeper.

Weren't any problems with 1.0, just flailing petitionquesters.

None of the changes (anti classic ones too) resulted in any meaningful change in the skill gap. There wasn't a Vulak kill outside of ST for the entire classic Velious timeline. All things changed were allegedly "the reason" for the gap, none proved out. EQ is a game that requires execution and skill in a non instanced raid environment.

The lack thereof was instead invested into harassing or defrauding CSR, including ones with a common political agenda. Hopefully that one is gone or relegated to beta box meme patrol. We could get the pop over 1500 again with a solid campaign of Crootin.

[Chortles Snortles]

pesky erudites

[xdrcfrx]

Staff and community are in a much better place post sleeper.

Weren't any problems with 1.0, just flailing petitionquesters.

None of the changes (anti classic ones too) resulted in any meaningful change in the skill gap. There wasn't a Vulak kill outside of ST for the entire classic Velious timeline. All things changed were allegedly "the reason" for the gap, none proved out. EQ is a game that requires execution and skill in a non instanced raid environment.

The lack thereof was instead invested into harassing or defrauding CSR, including ones with a common political agenda. Hopefully that one is gone or relegated to beta box meme patrol. We could get the pop over 1500 again with a solid campaign of Crootin.

yeah it was definitely all of those things and not the fact that DMO was a racist parody guild that led to it being forcibly disbanded. certainly allowing the same group of people to start another racist parody guild will not result in any drama or other problems whatsoever.

[CancerMage]

we have gained a gaggle of new members in the last few days. Things are really looking up! hope to see you all in game !

[Raj]

*hOnKs*

[Bardp1999]

Student athlete

[Tunabros]

based and epic

lv 1 requirement please

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/r6O8BIx.gif

[cd288]

yeah it was definitely all of those things and not the fact that DMO was a racist parody guild that led to it being forcibly disbanded. certainly allowing the same group of people to start another racist parody guild will not result in any drama or other problems whatsoever.

Some people say this but I’m still waiting for someone to post a screenshot of someone from DMO saying racist things. Not saying it’s never happened but I’ve never seen someone able to provide proof that it did.

If you’re calling them racist can you please provide the community with evidence in the form of screenshots of them saying racist things?

[Chortles Snortles]

You CANT role play like THHAAAAT!!!!!
(lol)

[reznor_]

Do you have a dkp package if I'm coming from Seal Team? Do you accept privileged ogres from the suburbs?

[Dewbes]

Do you have a dkp package if I'm coming from Seal Team? Do you accept privileged ogres from the suburbs?

Maybe if you had a warrior epic to go with your SoD.

[Ravager]

RnF is definitely the best place to recruit the best and the brightest! Good luck!

[reznor_]

Maybe if you had a warrior epic to go with your SoD.

That's it, I'm joining Safe Space

[CancerMage]

based and epic

lv 1 requirement please

absolutely

[Patrece]

RnF is definitely the best place to recruit the best and the brightest! Good luck!

Hey thank ya for the support

[Dewbes]

That's it, I'm joining Safe Space

I love you.

[Patrece]

Anyone else taking credit for DMO disband besides Phil is delusional. I saw it.

[Swish]

This is good news for the roleplay community.

[Patrece]

Swish and Lulz, come tag up

[adruidarkly]

vindi raid when? they seem to be great recruitment tools

[CancerMage]

vindi raid when? they seem to be great recruitment tools

we actually have vindi in the works, so we can get into the draft.

[Patrece]

I'm a star running back and got that vindi on blue

Got me a full ride

[Patrece]

https://i.imgur.com/WhWxe4j.png

[Swish]

https://i.imgur.com/WhWxe4j.png

Antonican filth 🤢🤮

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/Sog5sAT.gif

[Chortles Snortles]

https://vocaroo.com/17ek9eyenSUt

[Chortles Snortles]

https://vocaroo.com/15zGY6Xyq3BN

[Bardp1999]

Glad to see there isn't a drug shortage in NYC, seek help ect ect

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/CHOz4jw.jpg

[Bardp1999]

*Beep Bop BOP*

High BMI detected from above poster

Hair... not detected

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/CHOz4jw.jpg

[Bardp1999]

https://i.imgur.com/PUuOCjB.gif

[Superfox76]

you guys should make out and have sex already

[PieOats]

do y'all offer pixel packages for turncoats?

[Patrece]

https://i.imgur.com/L9p9T1u.png

[Gustoo]

Good guild name must be a smart man behind the guild

[Reiwa]

https://i.imgur.com/L9p9T1u.png

Upboat for boosting Amazon content.

[Patrece]

Even though rangers are worthless, we crooted one to make quota who is actually functional.

He has an SoD. Maybe next server, guys.

Pras our great Dean of Admissions.

[Dildy]

This guild is top notch. I have always wandered Norrath and self-identified as an Erudite. Everywhere I traveled, people shamed me. I abandoned my ranger outpost of Surefall Glade and traveled to live with the big brained and well endowed neighbors, the Erudites. They took me in under their wing, offered me a special purple drink and many other substances not native to my culture. I am finally at peace and at home. Thank you <Yael Graduates> for accepting me into your guild.

Artelius Longwood 60 ranger <Yael Graduates>

[Patrece]

That purple drink is called wine, you ruffian.

We serve only the finest at our palace parties.

No other Antonicans allowed, esp after that one punched the UN in classic.

[Chortles Snortles]

hi nirgon

[CancerMage]

This guild is top notch. I have always wandered Norrath and self-identified as an Erudite. Everywhere I traveled, people shamed me. I abandoned my ranger outpost of Surefall Glade and traveled to live with the big brained and well endowed neighbors, the Erudites. They took me in under their wing, offered me a special purple drink and many other substances not native to my culture. I am finally at peace and at home. Thank you <Yael Graduates> for accepting me into your guild.

Artelius Longwood 60 ranger <Yael Graduates>

i actually gave you purple rocks at the festival. not purple drank.

[Daldolma]

read entire op and never laughed

[quido]

read entire op and never laughed

typical Antonican

[Encroaching Death]

(now accepting female characters)

BASED privileges revoked

[CancerMage]

https://i.imgur.com/vDFaGwr.jpg

[reznor_]

BASED privileges revoked

Based? Based on what?

[Toxigen]

https://i.imgur.com/vDFaGwr.jpg

lol

[Encroaching Death]

Based? Based on what?

Based on the evidence, I am mentally, physically, and emotionally retarded.