My cock is, like, two inches

[Heartbeats]

from the ground.

[shdwdrake8]

That sounds very uncomfortable.

[Hoggen]

Can't enjoy sex when you black out before you even obtain a full erection. I suggest surgery.

[Hoggen]

Sorry. I failed to think of the obvious that you are suspended in a sex harness or six inches tall. Would need more info to know if this is something that a doctor could help. Perhaps a young doctor...

[shdwdrake8]

Or has no legs and, in fact, has a very tiny penis.

[Uthgaard]

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/syam/syam0802/syam080200177/2873554-a-chicken-can-t-fly.jpg

This cock is about 2 inches from the ground.

[Neno]

As Bilbo flees from goblin town the one ring attempts to escape from him by resizing its self so that it falls off his finger right as Bilbo is about to run into a troupe of goblins. However Bilbo realizes that the ring had "slipped" off before it was to late.

[purist]

It wasn't funny when Ron Jeremy said it on Kassem G's going deep and it certainly isn't when you do

[Ostros]

And yet you still don't know how to use it.

[Pico]

my cock is roughly 2 inches from my pelvic floor when erect, i tried doing kegel's to attain 3 inches with no luck please advise

[Ostros]

my cock is roughly 2 inches from my pelvic floor when erect, i tried doing kegel's to attain 3 inches with no luck please advise

Jelquing is pretty pro I hear.

[Heartbeats]

Who's Ron Jeremy?

[bluejam]

Jelquing is pretty pro I hear.
You'll do a lot more damage than good. Trust me, I'm a young doctor. :eek:

[Excision Rottun]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtrYU6vWdiE

[Ostros]

You'll do a lot more damage than good. Trust me, I'm a young doctor. :eek:

ShhhhhhHHHHHH. I know, jesus. I want him to turn himself into a hookdick.