Time to bring Sirken back

[Tunabros]

He will fix the shitty raid scene on both servers

thoughts?

[Allishia]

Voted yes /nod

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/amWw65l.jpg

[Scalem]

He will fix the shitty raid scene on both servers

thoughts?

sorry daddy vanquish couldnt carry your guild to an easy vulak on green

[PlsNoBan]

He will fix the shitty raid scene on both servers

thoughts?

Yes because P99 raid scene wasn't shitty at all during Sirken's tenure


/s

[Evia]

You know it must be rock bottom when we're begging for shady GMs to return to work.

Not gonna lie I think Sirken did a great job with handling the raid scene and I'm not trying to take anything away from that....
But the dude blatantly abused his GM powers for titties....so it's hard to get behind bringing someone back that is guilty of that. How could you ever trust him to do the right thing?

[Allishia]

You know it must be rock bottom when we're begging for shady GMs to return to work.

Not gonna lie I think Sirken did a great job with handling the raid scene and I'm not trying to take anything away from that....
But the dude blatantly abused his GM powers for titties....so it's hard to get behind bringing someone back that is guilty of that. How could you ever trust him to do the right thing?

I don't think he would fall for the same thing twice so probably would be even better now with awareness of pixel ho's lol /nod.

[starkind]

I voted for sirken.

A simulation of him would be cool to. Incase he's not doing so well. I hope he's doing great tho 🙏

A Sirksim! Sirksims! We could clone Sirken!

QStYFU-6IXA

Imagine like a million robotic Sirkens!

I couldn't find a really great gif of a crowd of sims. Hope you get the idea tho!
:o

[Jibartik]

can he just start a p99 talk show on twitch

[Twochain]

Yes because P99 raid scene wasn't shitty at all during Sirken's tenure


/s

Galach does a good job. It's not easy dealing with all of you bozos.

[Twochain]

https://i.imgur.com/amWw65l.jpg

i dwopped a mwanastwone for you m'lady


Women have too much power tbh. god damn tits.

[Twochain]

plz nerf tits/ass thanks GMs

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/J5EEDo5.jpg

[starkind]

Galach p gud.. sure.

Sirk funny and enabled laughters.

[unroot]

plz nerf tits/ass thanks GMs

ok spencer

[Ravager]

I've got a Manastone. I'll let you click it for tit pics.

[Mblake1981]

plz nerf tits/ass thanks GMs

Really fey, buff your self restraint.

[Gustoo]

I vote yes for any changes. I am sure Galach is doing an awesome job tho I don't interact with him at all.

Voting yes for Red

[Chortles Snortles]

imagine thinking sirken isnt already piloting multiple GM accts
(lol)

[Valura]

unban redwjamz

[Tunabros]

i miss his streams

[Tunabros]

I vote yes for any changes. I am sure Galach is doing an awesome job tho I don't interact with him at all.

Voting yes for Red

by both servers i meant blue and green

fuck out of here with your cringe red server

[Bardp1999]

We need Derubael back, at least with him you knew the price (United States Currency)

[unsunghero]

We need Derubael back, at least with him you knew the price (United States Currency)

Yeah I woulda thought the other GM would just RMT the items and use the money to hire a RL escort. She probably woulda looked better…

[Twochain]

unban redwjamz

this

[Croco]

Galach does a good job. It's not easy dealing with all of you bozos.

Hell yeah dude. Plays the hell out of Path of Exile.

[fable_kid]

100 percent need sirken back

need to fix green raiding

[Jimjam]

Galach does a good job. It's not easy dealing with all of you bozos.

I think it is shady to trash talk past/present GMs because it is too easy to set impeccable standards, which are nigh impossible to consistently meet.

Instead I think mr. Chains has the right idea, so I’m going to voice my appreciation for the staff. Cheers!

[DMN]

join date 2018



hrmmmmmmm

[A Knight]

What he do?

[A Knight]

What he do RMT?

Classic EQ Mmorpg is the only way to not sell out. But to keep classic Eq around, if it requires selling out, I'd rather a kinda corrupt GM, than someone making Wow.

Still don't know what he did though. /shrugs

Did you know Crested Mistmoore Shield does 10 sv magic?

[Trexller]

you people have the memory of a fly

someone needs to link, "The Document"

I know someone still has it on google drive

[Chortles Snortles]

why hello mi’lady tee hee

[Allishia]

What he do RMT?

Classic EQ Mmorpg is the only way to not sell out. But to keep classic Eq around, if it requires selling out, I'd rather a kinda corrupt GM, than someone making Wow.

Still don't know what he did though. /shrugs

Did you know Crested Mistmoore Shield does 10 sv magic?

He got manipulated by a pixel ho :)

[starkind]

Majority overwhelmingly in favor of bringing Sirk & Derupal back.

[Tann]

I don't think he would fall for the same thing twice so probably would be even better now with awareness of pixel ho's lol /nod.

I don't know, titties are in fact titties.

[nilzark]

You know it must be rock bottom when we're begging for shady GMs to return to work.

Not gonna lie I think Sirken did a great job with handling the raid scene and I'm not trying to take anything away from that....
But the dude blatantly abused his GM powers for titties....so it's hard to get behind bringing someone back that is guilty of that. How could you ever trust him to do the right thing?

[Bardp1999]

I think it is shady to trash talk past/present GMs because it is too easy to set impeccable standards, which are nigh impossible to consistently meet.

Instead I think mr. Chains has the right idea, so I’m going to voice my appreciation for the staff. Cheers!

One GM was the head of RMT ring (and also granting levels via GM commands), and the other was literally giving one of the two raid guilds exact spawn timer in exchange for tit pics. These don't seem like impeccable standards to live up too.

[Jimjam]

I pray that one day you’ll be able to see with your own eyes the kind of impeccable titties which will make your manastones drop.

[Allishia]

I pray that one day you’ll be able to see with your own eyes the kind of impeccable titties which will make your manastones drop.

Rofl

[Snagglepuss]

can he just start a p99 talk show on twitch

I'd tune in. The supercasts were cool.

[Twochain]

Hell yeah dude. Plays the hell out of Path of Exile.

damn i didn't realize that by accepting the GM position, you had to dedicate all of your free time to it, including, not playing other games.

weirdo

[PlsNoBan]

To be fair I would also give e-girls manastones in exchange for titties if I was a GM and thought I could do it and never get caught

[Tunabros]

Sirken was the best and most based GM p99 ever had

[Chortles Snortles]

you will never have elf tiddies in your mouth
(lol)

[Tunabros]

you too bro

keep stalking the ladies on forums and I'm sure something will happen (lol)

[Chortles Snortles]

y-y-y-you t-t-too!!! Tunabros furiously typed and smashed the enter key
(lol)

[Tunabros]

ok incel/manlet/pervert/creep

mad/cope/hope this helps

[Chortles Snortles]

mad/upset/furious
(lol)

[Tunabros]

careful snortles

the ladies on here will think you are a bad person!

[Bardp1999]

RIPiss TunaHoe

[Flexin]

anything is better than the current

[Croco]

damn i didn't realize that by accepting the GM position, you had to dedicate all of your free time to it, including, not playing other games.

weirdo

If you're not up to the job and you don't have time to go through petitions step aside and let someone else fill the role.

[Chortles Snortles]

i demand free volunteers cater to my elf pixel demands, NOW!!!!
(lol)

[Ravager]

i demand free volunteers cater to my elf pixel demands, NOW!!!!
(lol)

This statement was meant as satire, but sadly it's the reality here. It's insane they answer any petitions at all. If I were a GM anyone who petitions anything raid related would be summarily suspended for wasting everyone's time. Then banned when they cry about it on the forums.

Also, I'd ban anyone I still hold petty grudges for, unless they could tell a really, really good Aristocrats joke.

Ravager for GM 2022.

[Croco]

This statement was meant as satire, but sadly it's the reality here. It's insane they answer any petitions at all. If I were a GM anyone who petitions anything raid related would be summarily suspended for wasting everyone's time. Then banned when they cry about it on the forums.

Also, I'd ban anyone I still hold petty grudges for, unless they could tell a really, really good Aristocrats joke.

Ravager for GM 2022.

The petition system was set up by the gm's. If they don't like it they could institute another system. Many people have suggested an elf council like on green. They could do that if they wanted. There are a number of options to alter it from the current system if they want, or if they don't have time for the current system and they don't/won't change it they can move on and let someone in that does have time.

[Vianna]

We need Derubael back, at least with him you knew the price (United States Currency)

You do know he would ban accounts just to sell their items right ?

[PlsNoBan]

You do know he would ban accounts just to sell their items right ?

I sometimes wonder if my shaman with AoN/Beads.etc still exists in the database somewhere or if it "disappeared"

[AenorVZ]

Pras Brad.

[Arvan]

i demand free volunteers cater to my elf pixel demands, NOW!!!!
(lol)

If not now maybe sometime before next year. 6-8 months is the current approx turnaround so it should theoretically be before next year.

[Ravager]

The petition system was set up by the gm's. If they don't like it they could institute another system. Many people have suggested an elf council like on green. They could do that if they wanted. There are a number of options to alter it from the current system if they want, or if they don't have time for the current system and they don't/won't change it they can move on and let someone in that does have time.

That's not a funny Aristocrats joke at all.

[Chortles Snortles]

So – Is that all ya' got?

[Ratchet51]

Would Sirken let Ryan and Sean play?

[Jibartik]

Id like to do a truman show server for Ryan and Sean, wher ethey think everything that theyre doing is their own design, but really we just corral them into situations that make them berg out and do insane crimes and shit we entrap them into and stuff, just for our entertainment.

[Jibartik]

I think I just described the game of EART and the creatures that 'play' us get off on our sadness and fear and anger.

[Reiwa]

Is Ryan the guy with face tattoos that was streaming Crushbone yesterday?

[Jibartik]

he was the kid that played here that got on ellen degeneris show.

[Bardp1999]

he was the kid that played here that got on ellen degeneris show.

There's a great youtube video of him on BDA comms screaming the N word also. The guy is a total psycho

[Jibartik]

p99 has had some wild characters

[Chortles Snortles]

i love the kooky 60 year olds that discovered YouTube embedding thinking anyone ever clicks play
(lol)

[eisley]

Sirken is the one who ruined the raid scene by wanting to implement a rotation, teaming up with Braknar (a guy who literally never reached level 60) and brought great shame upon us fellow Vallon Zekkers.

This is the guy who wanted to root dragons. What is he going to fix?

Also, voted yes.

[starkind]

you were terrible at the meta if ur mad about sirken and deruabaels lol

[Jimjam]

i love the kooky 60 year olds that discovered YouTube embedding thinking anyone ever clicks play
(lol)

YTxhK6KYFfg

[TomisFeline]

sirken never left, he's been here the whole time.

at the time of his "scandal" several new and effective gms were onboarded.

rogbog pulled a classic zuck fb -> meta rebrand switcheroo and you ate it up.

if that is too much of a stretch, what I'm saying is that sirken simply got rebranded.

use your smooth brains, in what world could sirken actually divorce from P99?

rogbog simply got way too much value out of that guy.

[TomisFeline]

(and historic messaging on the subject from rogbog supports this)

[starkind]

I bet like 3 or 4 losers made multiple accounts to vote twice against sirken in this poll wile the majority of kewl and normal ppl just voted yes once on their main accounts lawl

[starkind]

YTxhK6KYFfg

I'm guessing chortles is in his 40s tho.

Falling quickly into the abyss.

⚠️⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️

[Disease]

Sirken hands down best GM to ever bless p99. Would trade most if not all the current gms for him.

[Jimjam]

Sirken hands down best GM to ever bless p99. Would trade most if not all the current gms for him.

But would you trade bewb shots for lewt pops?

[starkind]

I would.

[Strifer]

he can give me a manastone, impliment rap battles for FTE and wipe it clean 2017 and i will welcome him back with open arms.

[A Knight]

Selling out to elf boobies, is a very masculine thing, and not understandable. Everything masculine must be routed out, and changed to feminine. No more masculinity in the world, everyone is now female.

Just kidding obviously. I would vote yes, if I knew the guy. I don't know enough, also.

[starkind]

Bush 9/11s cancel out the no's bring Sirk & Deruabael bax.

[Nexii]

At least Sirken loved being a GM. I have the sense that none of the current staff really enjoy being guides or GMs at all.

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/rPOfKc3.gif

[DMN]

At least Sirken loved being a GM. I have the sense that none of the current staff really enjoy being guides or GMs at all.

Can't say i'd blame em'.

[Croco]

At least Sirken loved being a GM. I have the sense that none of the current staff really enjoy being guides or GMs at all.

Did you watch the stream today? It made most Bellringer petition review streams look like an analysis of a peer reviewed thesis paper by a tenured professor. The amount of "I'm not gonna click that", "yeah I'm not reading that", "what I guess happened here", was absurd.

[Ssarkachu]

Whoever the absolute worst GM was ever, bring them back, to see how much worse things could be.

[starkind]

The only alternative to bring sirken back is to merge all servers into red. Enable pvp. And no rules at all.

[BlackBellamy]

I play to make friends and have fun doing things together. That's why I never want Green to merge or anything. Just stay Green for another 10 years and become like Blue. I'm totally fine with it. Doesn't matter if everyone in EC tunnel is wearing ToV gear, there's always a new monk looking for help with Trunt and another cleric looking to take down Ragefire and someone is going to need help at the Orc Fort for their ring 8.

[MrSparkle001]

Making friend and having fun doing things together won't change if Green is merged with Blue.

And they should merge. There's no point in having two separate PvE servers with the same content. It just splits the playerbase.

What happens if there is a Green 2.0? We wind up with a third PvE server further splitting the playerbase?

[PlsNoBan]

Makes literally zero sense to not merge. As has been said by several people both servers are on the same timeline with mostly the same exact mechanics. Couple differences on green but nothing all THAT major. Why split the playerbase? Just merge green into blue ruleset and be done with it whether or not green 2.0 is ready.

[Supreme]

I don't think he would fall for the same thing twice so probably would be even better now with awareness of pixel ho's lol /nod.

If he is a guy...he will.

Just be more careful to not get caught.

[starkind]

I play to make friends and have fun doing things together. That's why I never want Green to merge or anything. Just stay Green for another 10 years and become like Blue. I'm totally fine with it. Doesn't matter if everyone in EC tunnel is wearing ToV gear, there's always a new monk looking for help with Trunt and another cleric looking to take down Ragefire and someone is going to need help at the Orc Fort for their ring 8.

Making friend and having fun doing things together won't change if Green is merged with Blue.

And they should merge. There's no point in having two separate PvE servers with the same content. It just splits the playerbase.

What happens if there is a Green 2.0? We wind up with a third PvE server further splitting the playerbase?

Won't change if both are merged to red with pvp enabled either.

[Swish]

Makes literally zero sense to not merge. As has been said by several people both servers are on the same timeline with mostly the same exact mechanics. Couple differences on green but nothing all THAT major. Why split the playerbase? Just merge green into blue ruleset and be done with it whether or not green 2.0 is ready.

REEEE my economy! :mad:

[PlsNoBan]

REEEE my economy! :mad:

https://i.imgur.com/EZlxqVd.gif

It's gotta merge eventually. Unless P99 plans on just making new color servers every new launch and running them all simultaneously until there's 100 ppl on each server. I'm sure your economy will be in fantastic shape in that scenario.

[evilwizard]

It's gotta merge eventually. Unless P99 plans on just making new color servers every new launch and running them all simultaneously until there's 100 ppl on each server. I'm sure your economy will be in fantastic shape in that scenario.

It would be the same 100 people living off of red bull and pizza rolls, boxing 8 clients - 1 for each shard, until they die of a heart attack. Example: Sweeni

[Bardp1999]

Playing a sub 1k pop server is boring for everyone involved. I did not like the idea of a merge but the fun thing about P99 has always been the leveling zones are populated, and that simply hasn't been the case for some time now.

Dont really care if it ruffles the "raid scene", it will certainly help make the server more fun everywhere else.

[starkind]

Ships blow up in Eve.

Characters must die in EQ.

It's the only way forward towards a brighter future.

[Fammaden]

Playing a sub 1k pop server is boring for everyone involved. I did not like the idea of a merge but the fun thing about P99 has always been the leveling zones are populated, and that simply hasn't been the case for some time now.

Dont really care if it ruffles the "raid scene", it will certainly help make the server more fun everywhere else.

I raid a lot and still totally agree. A lot of the charm of this place is you could have the good old fashioned Everquest pickup group experience. That's suffered greatly, even on green since Velious and the majority getting mains up to 60.

I've enjoyed the green experience overall (some things are kinda shit), but I sort of mourn for P99 before the population was broken in half.

[PlsNoBan]

Easy solution: Wipe Blue & Green and start 2 brand new servers simultaneously (ala Green/Teal) to deal with initial massive population at launch. Eventually merge to 1 server once pop dies off a bit. No split population and fresh starts for everyone. Wipes out obnoxiously topheavy servers with completely broken economies that have been generating way more plat than is removed for 10+ years. Ditch the dumb green rules like bad UI and no pet window. Might weed out some over immersed elves in the process cause they'll rage over losing the raid pixels they pooped into socks for 80 hrs a week to get.

Win/Win/Win

[Allishia]

Easy solution: Wipe Blue & Green and start 2 brand new servers simultaneously (ala Green/Teal) to deal with initial massive population at launch. Eventually merge to 1 server once pop dies off a bit. No split population and fresh starts for everyone. Wipes out obnoxiously topheavy servers with completely broken economies that have been generating way more plat than is removed for 10+ years. Ditch the dumb green rules like bad UI and no pet window. Might weed out some over immersed elves in the process cause they'll rage over losing the raid pixels they pooped into socks for 80 hrs a week to get.

Win/Win/Win

No no no, I worked hard for my things and I still need a ruby tear to win eq ! :p

[Chortles Snortles]

>worked
(LOL)

[Allishia]

>worked
(LOL)

What's so funny Mr? You think it is easy to be alert and ready to tank the dragons and pop clickys and all the warrior things! :p

[Chortles Snortles]

got em

[Kaitainz]

I sometimes wonder if my shaman with AoN/Beads.etc still exists in the database somewhere or if it "disappeared"

Send me the username and PW and I will find out for you, no charge!!

[Bardp1999]

I believe Deru was outed/disgraced before Velious release, so if you had beads id reckon you're fine. Also, Chortles is a fat loser IRL and has a small ween.

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/jSGlQr2.jpg

[Gustoo]

Easy solution: Wipe Blue & Green and start 2 brand new servers simultaneously (ala Green/Teal) to deal with initial massive population at launch. Eventually merge to 1 server once pop dies off a bit. No split population and fresh starts for everyone. Wipes out obnoxiously topheavy servers with completely broken economies that have been generating way more plat than is removed for 10+ years. Ditch the dumb green rules like bad UI and no pet window. Might weed out some over immersed elves in the process cause they'll rage over losing the raid pixels they pooped into socks for 80 hrs a week to get.

Win/Win/Win

Wiping a long term museum server goes against the nature of this project. The reliability of the pixels is a big selling point.

I like to be vindictive too but it would only erode confidence in the project, and make it more like other lesser emu servers.

Merging and moving forward makes sense and I dunno why this isn’t spoken of and discussed by nilbog and Rogean to the masses outside of early promises of the blue green merge

[Bardp1999]

How was your bike ride home from the office today

*grins slightly and chuckles softly*

[Fammaden]

How was your bike ride home from the office today

*grins slightly and chuckles softly*

You seem very jealous of robust walkable bikeable infrastructure and public transportation. Sorry about the price of diesel for your F350 dually these days.

[k9quaint]

Staff is profiting from RMT on the server. Wipe it and prove me wrong.

Merge blue into green.
Wipe Blue.
Wipe Red
Bring Sirken back.
Start Red, Green, Blue servers fresh.

No more RMT though, so odds of this happening are low.

[starkind]

if sirken posted on the forums regularly it would make the project fun again probably

hope he is doing well

[Ravager]

if sirken posted on the forums regularly it would make the project fun again probably

hope he is doing well

If you're not having fun, what are you doing?

[Sirken]

hope he is doing well

don't worry about him, he's doing alright

also, voted bush 9/11

<3

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/YKQTlfN.gif

[Chortles Snortles]

http://i.imgur.com/zgi1MIk.jpg

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/yMmzenz.jpg

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/ywPtrvM.jpg

[starkind]

If you're not having fun, what are you doing?

don't worry about him, he's doing alright

also, voted bush 9/11

<3

https://i.imgur.com/YKQTlfN.gif

http://i.imgur.com/zgi1MIk.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/yMmzenz.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/ywPtrvM.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Q0a2T8u.gif

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/r5Vz9QT.gif

[Ravager]

Someone describe those gifs for me. I don't have your stupid pictures enabled on this forum.

[Gustoo]

They are video footage of rogean plugging in the red 1.0 box with a message below that says "I love pvp forever and will definitely make another box" the images were stamped on debossed east coast county letterhead paper from rogeans home town and verify that red 2 is coming guaranteed.

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/lsNi9jT.jpg

[Shac]

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_3IKuooIK54/VO0VzSYvsgI/AAAAAAAAAYo/T0niFPEn2mkPXgbezTy-BM8w7cVyS89yACPcBGAYYCw/s579/gmpvp.jpg

[Shac]

https://i.imgur.com/Ty33ZJc.jpg

[Gustoo]

The last image from Shac and Chortles are the best posts this week. Way to wrap it up strong.