Why do the project 1999 administrators allow chortles snortles to exist here?

[layhousehours]

why i ask ? ????? ?

[Jibartik]

Show me ITT where he touched you.

[Rethalis]

he is funny

[Twochain]

I am a psychic.

A meme will be posted. It will be the joker trying to buy animal crossing. The anime girl cashier will say he’s so hot.

It’s a really disappointing meme, as this guy usually has good ones. But he’s kind of stuck on this one right now. So that’s what we will get.

[Ripqozko]

sorry you got

[Magaman]

Animal crossing meme please

[Nibblewitz]

I remember the first time I got upset at an internet troll.

[Swish]

https://i.imgur.com/wDNKy0o.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/wDNKy0o.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/wDNKy0o.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/wDNKy0o.jpg

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/dNd0bG5.png

[Reiwa]

he is funny

[bomaroast]

P99 was a special kind of toxic well ahead of its time. Its just the way it is.

[Tethler]

lol

[Croco]

he is funny

False

[Twochain]

P99 was a special kind of toxic well ahead of its time. Its just the way it is.

And I would go as far to say as original EQ had a lot more toxhic shit going on than here.


I knew like, 4 people who had divorces because of people e-cheating. And I was young as shit and knew this.

[Rager and Quitter]

fuckin cat pix

Dude, kittens are cute, but cats suck and are assholes. Dogs rule, cats drool.

[Trexller]

layhousehours


Join Date: Apr 2022
Posts: 11

so, who's alt account are you?

this isnt...no, it couldn't be snortles chortles trolling himself, or maybe he just grew jelly of all the threads about starkind/tuna and had to make it look like someone else cares about him.

[Tunabros]

there are a lot more worst trolls on p99

they just all left

[unsunghero]

I knew like, 4 people who had divorces because of people e-cheating. And I was young as shit and knew this.

I had a friend who was incredibly addicted to EQ. Raider, epic, all that stuff. Basically passed on a chance to play baseball in college because he’d rather play EQ

Anyway, he met some girl (apparently a real girl, not a dude playing a girl char) and they started some kinda online relationship. He’d tell me he was in love with her and I’d be like “bro you never met her”. And he’d be like “we have phone sex, we are in a serious long distance relationship”. I think it was like his first “girlfriend”

He proposed to her and they had an in-game wedding. He proposed to her IRL and she said yes, having never met him. Then when it came time, she got cold feet and told him she had cancer and was going to die and lost all her hair to chemo and couldn’t meet him. I tried to tell him it was probably a lie because she got cold feet but he didn’t believe me. He knew she was in Utah or something, and he actually flew to Utah and then drove around random streets trying to find her. Borderline stalker-ish shit…

It crushed him. Hopefully he learned a lesson to meet the girl in person before you propose :/

[Rager and Quitter]

I had a friend who was incredibly addicted to EQ.

Sounds like my buddy's dad. He and 3 of his boys (ages 9 - 14) played EQ together and of course I joined in. I remember his dad played a female druid and he was getting in-game married to another female druid (very roleplay-y, very cringe, but I was 12 at the time and thought it was cool) that happened to be a lady IRL.

Anyway, they used to stay up super late, til like 5am roleplay cybering out in Gfay, and he was going to leave his wife and kids to go live with this lady, but his wife found out and basically kicked him out of the house for a few weeks. I guess it woke him up and he decided to cut ties, so we all moved to Prexus server and started over. 20 years later they're still together, but it almost fucked everything up. All for an ugly pixel bitch probably looked a lot like Chortl(ol)es.

[MrSparkle001]

I had a friend who was incredibly addicted to EQ. Raider, epic, all that stuff. Basically passed on a chance to play baseball in college because he’d rather play EQ

Anyway, he met some girl (apparently a real girl, not a dude playing a girl char) and they started some kinda online relationship. He’d tell me he was in love with her and I’d be like “bro you never met her”. And he’d be like “we have phone sex, we are in a serious long distance relationship”. I think it was like his first “girlfriend”

He proposed to her and they had an in-game wedding. He proposed to her IRL and she said yes, having never met him. Then when it came time, she got cold feet and told him she had cancer and was going to die and lost all her hair to chemo and couldn’t meet him. I tried to tell him it was probably a lie because she got cold feet but he didn’t believe me. He knew she was in Utah or something, and he actually flew to Utah and then drove around random streets trying to find her. Borderline stalker-ish shit…

It crushed him. Hopefully he learned a lesson to meet the girl in person before you propose :/

Yikes wow. I mean I was addicted to EQ and other MMORPGs and loved to call out of work frequently for them but I was never that pathetic.

That's something kids do, 13 year olds that think they're in a "serious relationship" with some girl they met online that lives thousands of miles away.

[MrSparkle001]

All of a sudden I'm getting a fuzzy memory here: Was there ever someone on these forums named Secrets that would post crossdressing pictures?

[layhousehours]

that guy was a hot chick

[Gatordash]

And I would go as far to say as original EQ had a lot more toxhic shit going on than here.


I knew like, 4 people who had divorces because of people e-cheating. And I was young as shit and knew this.

lol Twochain what the fuck is e-cheating?

[Tewaz]

This would be the forum without Chortles

http://www.eqclassic.org/forums/

[Skarne]

This would be the forum without Chortles

http://www.eqclassic.org/forums/

[Tethler]

I had a friend who was incredibly addicted to EQ. Raider, epic, all that stuff. Basically passed on a chance to play baseball in college because he’d rather play EQ

Anyway, he met some girl (apparently a real girl, not a dude playing a girl char) and they started some kinda online relationship. He’d tell me he was in love with her and I’d be like “bro you never met her”. And he’d be like “we have phone sex, we are in a serious long distance relationship”. I think it was like his first “girlfriend”

He proposed to her and they had an in-game wedding. He proposed to her IRL and she said yes, having never met him. Then when it came time, she got cold feet and told him she had cancer and was going to die and lost all her hair to chemo and couldn’t meet him. I tried to tell him it was probably a lie because she got cold feet but he didn’t believe me. He knew she was in Utah or something, and he actually flew to Utah and then drove around random streets trying to find her. Borderline stalker-ish shit…

It crushed him. Hopefully he learned a lesson to meet the girl in person before you propose :/

Oof, I remember a guildie back in the day posting a thread on the guild forum looking for a girlfriend, listing his income/assets etc. Suuuuper cringy. He got called out in the thread by a bunch of people. Never saw him in-game again. I thought that was bad, but this..... yeesh.

[starkind]

Better question is why not?

https://i.imgur.com/bbVJnrr.gif

[Jibartik]

Secrets is a big time contributor to the project, to this day.

[reznor_]

he is funny

[Ravager]

Can I join this big gay troll hog pile too?

[MrSparkle001]

Secrets is a big time contributor to the project, to this day.

So he’s still around? I haven’t seen a post by him.

[starkind]

Posted like once a year. Not this year if I can remember. Last year maybe once 2020 replied to one of my threads about stamina.

[layhousehours]

Was just told by greengrocer that there are dozens of extremely creepy voicemails that chortle left for KAYTE back when he was stalking her. I was told to expect a rap remix to come out soon

[bomaroast]

Was just told by greengrocer that there are dozens of extremely creepy voicemails that chortle left for KAYTE back when he was stalking her. I was told to expect a rap remix to come out soon

heresay. proof or gtfo

[starkind]

Chortles is why the forum exists. That's why.

[Tyrant82]

Oof, I remember a guildie back in the day posting a thread on the guild forum looking for a girlfriend, listing his income/assets etc. Suuuuper cringy. He got called out in the thread by a bunch of people. Never saw him in-game again. I thought that was bad, but this..... yeesh.

Hmm was this guy named Ryan or something? Posted photos with piles of cash and cars all the time.

[Jimjam]

Chortles is why the forum exists. That's why.

Pretty sure he is the player of p1999/rnf/forumquest and we are NPCs for his entertainment.

[nilzark]

Highly likely he is Hasbinbad, Ryan, and Black Jesus. He could also be OP and that one guy with the selfie holding the mace.

[Skarne]

Ryantwin 20 was a fucking train wreck. I saw their MTV episode or w/e about gambling. They are very very sad.

[Trexller]

Secrets is a big time contributor to the project, to this day.

and also TAKP

at least, there is also a Dev named secrets on TAKP

[Tunabros]

Was just told by greengrocer that there are dozens of extremely creepy voicemails that chortle left for KAYTE back when he was stalking her. I was told to expect a rap remix to come out soon

i remember that rofl

[Bardp1999]

When the troll becomes the trolled, please dont rope snortles

[Tunabros]

snortles stalks girls on forums and in-game all the time

doesn't eliminate the fact that he probably does it in real life too

he hasnt posted for a few days

he's probably in county jail right now

[layhousehours]

he hasnt posted for a few days

he's probably in county jail right now

bIgSiPs of shower stall hooch

[Jibartik]

I dont get all the elon hate.

[Gustoo]

I thought Chortles WAS rogean?

[Chortles Snortles]

haha no

[Tunabros]

https://i.imgur.com/GQJRhfa.png

[nilzark]

Chortles made bail, apparently.

[Bardp1999]

https://i.imgur.com/F9024er.png

[Tunabros]

#green grocer did nothing wrong

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/Liqro6i.jpg

[Tunabros]

K-k-k-aytte can i have your phone number?

(lol)

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/Liqro6i.jpg

[Jibartik]

Spoiler for OP rogean is elon musk.

[Twochain]

I had a friend who was incredibly addicted to EQ. Raider, epic, all that stuff. Basically passed on a chance to play baseball in college because he’d rather play EQ

Anyway, he met some girl (apparently a real girl, not a dude playing a girl char) and they started some kinda online relationship. He’d tell me he was in love with her and I’d be like “bro you never met her”. And he’d be like “we have phone sex, we are in a serious long distance relationship”. I think it was like his first “girlfriend”

He proposed to her and they had an in-game wedding. He proposed to her IRL and she said yes, having never met him. Then when it came time, she got cold feet and told him she had cancer and was going to die and lost all her hair to chemo and couldn’t meet him. I tried to tell him it was probably a lie because she got cold feet but he didn’t believe me. He knew she was in Utah or something, and he actually flew to Utah and then drove around random streets trying to find her. Borderline stalker-ish shit…

It crushed him. Hopefully he learned a lesson to meet the girl in person before you propose :/

Jesus.....

This is why we don't date e-girls

[Twochain]

lol Twochain what the fuck is e-cheating?

(not kidding)

People having cyber sex was gigantic in that time period. It's why Blood Ninja exists. Well people got busted either having cyber sex with other people (I'm licking and sucking on your nipples, you love this) OR, they would decide that the person sucking their cock through the internet was doing it a lot better than their IRL spouse and leave them.

Happened to the leader of my guild back then :( lmao not kidding. Busted his wife having cyber sex. Divorce. She was an officer in the guild too. Really kinda just sad.


Bonus story: While looking for my dads weed one time when I was like 19, I found his Cache of E-bitches who sent him naked pictures. like a third of them were literally mailed to his house LOL. The days before snapchat.........

[PlsNoBan]

Spoiler for OP rogean is elon musk.

Could you imagine this plot twist?

[layhousehours]

#green grocer did nothing wrong

Green grocer leaving was the death of the last actual fun era of p99. I mean look at this place… you all don’t deserve him anyway

[Chortles Snortles]

G-g-g-g-g-g-guys!!!! a staff doxxer, harasser & stalker of an ex GMs wife was truly the last the last fun era of p1999

(lol)

https://i.imgur.com/I8dHDRi.jpg

[starkind]

G-g-g-g-g-g-guys!!!! a staff doxxer, harasser & stalker of an ex GMs wife was truly the last the last fun era of p1999

(lol)

https://i.imgur.com/I8dHDRi.jpg

Never thought I would see the day Chortles white knighted for the staff.

G-d bless 🙏🧕🥖

[Jimjam]

Never thought I would see the day Chortles white knighted for the staff.

G-d bless 🙏🧕🥖

The reality check he gave ain’t wrong.

[starkind]

No it's not! 🌌

[layhousehours]

i have just been sent the voicemails. wow this is some real, well hahaha lets just say you will all hear soon enough

[Chortles Snortles]

oh no some drunken alleged voicemails from a random hook up 7 years ago how will i ever recover

(lol)

[layhousehours]

oh no some drunken alleged voicemails from a random hook up 7 years ago how will i ever recover

(lol)

replies within 30 minutes fingers trembling

the troll has become the trolled

[Chortles Snortles]

g-g-g-g-g-g-uys he posted to my response look i owned him
(lol)

[Bardp1999]

Kkkk-a-a-ayte I l-l-lllove you (pity reply)

[Reiwa]

replies within 30 minutes fingers trembling

the troll has become the trolled

Did either the recipient person or the Lulz person give you them?

New York makes it a crime to record to record or eavesdrop on an in-person or telephone conversation unless one party to the conversation consents.

[starkind]

That is a dumb law lol.

[Tunabros]

i have just been sent the voicemails. wow this is some real, well hahaha lets just say you will all hear soon enough

SEND PLS

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/hxiKBRS.gif

[layhousehours]

Did either the recipient person or the Lulz person give you them?

These are extremely cringey voicemails left willingly by chort

and libtards defunded the police so ain’t nothin happenin ha

[starkind]

Dude u would be flattered if anyone left u a cringe vmail.

[Tunabros]

I was d-d-d-drunk when I-I-I sent it

(lol)

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/hxiKBRS.gif

[Reiwa]

These are extremely cringey voicemails left willingly by chort

and libtards defunded the police so ain’t nothin happenin ha

https://i.imgur.com/bj9BWUf.png

[Chortles Snortles]

wb big j

[MrSparkle001]

Well this forum just became NSFW

[starkind]

Bug J

Lost big status after snipps.

[Chortles Snortles]

*big* RiP

[christmas_ham69]

Clean it up jannies, (LOL)

[Tethler]

Lol, what I miss? Big J post some penises again?

[starkind]

Lol, what I miss? Big J post some penises again?

Her favorite one.

[Chortles Snortles]

His