tell em why you're mad

[Tumdumm]

local radio station lets you call in and "tell em why you're mad".
I know this isn't the radio but i'll start it off and tell you all why Im mad:

1- sign up for some bullshit school, whatever it happens.
2- later find out that theres no diploma or even certificate for completing. start gettin a little angry.
3- 11 months later and i have 1 day left of school... supposed to start an "externship" (i think its like an internship but elsewhere), but now i have to pass background checks and a piss test!

so yeah, im mad. i spent 300 on a nice new vaporizer (with the bag n everything) and now i have to spend some more money just to undo all my hard work polluting my body. Aaaand, im supposed to take that test in about 2 hours.

so yeah, im mad!






tl:dr version - im in peace pipe and im angry that i need to pass a drug test to 'succeed' in life. fuck

[azeth]

http://www.commonthreadz.org/shop/index.html

Ordered $248 worth of shirts April 24th 2011. Since then, due to lack of an email regarding tracking info etc I've had to contact them at 2 different phone numbers and 4 different email addresses (no exaggeration). My only response thus far has been from a guy named "A.J" who speaks extremely broken english, and really has made this whole process impossible.

I was informed on ~may 10th that they didn't have the colors I wanted in 3-4 shirts. So they asked me to pick new colors, I do so, then receive a reply identifying they don't have those either. This time, though, they've included a website for a different company selling the same T Shirts (commonthreadz sells them with "art" on them though) and ask me to pick from there.

It's been over a month now since my second selection. I've recontacted "A.J" 2-3 times with no response, and both of their phone #s go straight to a message telling customers to email them.

Did I get scammed? I'm thinking yes.

[Huggie]

http://www.passdrugtest.com/

[naez]

so ez to pass just put some water in it duh

or pill bottle with clean friend piss

[Huggie]

^^ works 100% i tried it also for an Internship at a law firm.

[Kuriin]

local radio station lets you call in and "tell em why you're mad".
I know this isn't the radio but i'll start it off and tell you all why Im mad:

1- sign up for some bullshit school, whatever it happens.
2- later find out that theres no diploma or even certificate for completing. start gettin a little angry.
3- 11 months later and i have 1 day left of school... supposed to start an "externship" (i think its like an internship but elsewhere), but now i have to pass background checks and a piss test!

so yeah, im mad. i spent 300 on a nice new vaporizer (with the bag n everything) and now i have to spend some more money just to undo all my hard work polluting my body. Aaaand, im supposed to take that test in about 2 hours.

so yeah, im mad!


1) Research school first before investing
2) See #1
3) Uhm, you have to have a drug test and background check for every job. Have you never had a job?




tl:dr version - im in peace pipe and im angry that i need to pass a drug test to 'succeed' in life. fuck

[Huggie]

They use synthetic urine to calibrate the machines so its a guarantee 100% pass.

[azeth]

or pill bottle with clean friend piss

I've been patted down really intensely twice so far for piss tests. I think you may be able to get away with a bladder taped to your leg or something, but the pill bottle won't fly unless you're getting your test done by someone who doesn't follow the protocol.

Also, by "patted down really intensely" i mean they literally cupped my junk through my pants and rubbed me like a new puppy.

[Aadill]

rubbed me like a new puppy.

:3


they literally cupped my junk through my pants

!

[naez]

I've been patted down really intensely twice so far for piss tests. I think you may be able to get away with a bladder taped to your leg or something, but the pill bottle won't fly unless you're getting your test done by someone who doesn't follow the protocol.

Also, by "patted down really intensely" i mean they literally cupped my junk through my pants and rubbed me like a new puppy.

use your prison wallet bro

[azeth]

1. prison wallet

The anal cavity of an inmate, so named for its ability to smuggle valuables into a prision or stash them for safe keeping. Due to "recreational activity" prisoners often leave with a larger prison wallets than when they arrive.

Prison life bound to be dull, but due to years of fisting the convict managed to bring 3 kilos of smack and a boombox in his prison wallet. heroin asshole boombox prison smuggling cavity search

2. prison wallet

where prisoners gang members keep things they want to keep safe IE up there butt
i keep my money in my prison wallet. i got to get it out of my prison wallet
bunghole bunghole basket poop-shoot turd tunnel fannypack

[Kassel]

I am a huge Vancouver Canucks fan, I lived in Van for 8 years they have been my team for 30 painful years. Game 7 of the Stanley Cup final is tonight. I have a meeting with a supplier that has been planed for 3 weeks , I try to back out of it and the president of my company called me to ask why i was not able to come, he really needs me to go to the meeting then dinner afterwords as he can no longer make it due to the fact yet he has to fly to Vancouver to watch the game because he just got tickets...

FMHL

[xnolanx]

my girlfriend left me at a high school graduation party passed out, wasted, throwing up, out of it drunk.. in the bed. (not a racist in any sense just using to clarify the situation) left the party with a black drug dealer to go back to the hood to have sex with him for drugs and or alcohol. and i just found out about 2 weeks ago.

this happened over a month ago. yeah im mad bro

[azeth]

my girlfriend left me at a high school graduation party passed out, wasted, throwing up, out of it drunk.. in the bed. (not a racist in any sense just using to clarify the situation) left the party with a black drug dealer to go back to the hood to have sex with him for drugs and or alcohol. and i just found out about 2 weeks ago.

this happened over a month ago. yeah im mad bro

these kind of cheating stories really tug on my empathy for whatever reason..

really, really sorry if this is true man... that's just awful. However, aren't you happy that slut cheated on you sooner than later? I mean, looks like it was bound to happen if this all went down as effortlessly as you're saying.

[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

my girlfriend left me at a high school graduation party passed out, wasted, throwing up, out of it drunk.. in the bed. (not a racist in any sense just using to clarify the situation) left the party with a black drug dealer to go back to the hood to have sex with him for drugs and or alcohol. and i just found out about 2 weeks ago.

this happened over a month ago. yeah im mad bro

Told you I was sorry bro :(

[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

But nah your ex I assume at this point, is going to be by the time she's 26 one of those 180 lb hambeasts that posts on craigslist:

"SWF looking 4 BBC"

You know one of those fat white whores that exclusively fucks ghetto ass black men just for posterity sake even though she knows well enough that she'll just get knocked up and he'll flee just like the previous six.

[xnolanx]

she's text book definition man. literally.
whore.

[xshayla701]

high school graduation party

lol wat

[xnolanx]

<- isn't a 30 year old basement dwelling 220 moms boy like the standard user.

actually just turned 22 last month... and i have friends i frequently associate with that are younger than me.. aka around the graduating class of this year and the previous years.

[azeth]

220 moms boy

i like this stereotype. it's concisely accurate.

[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

actually just turned 22 last month... and i have friends i frequently associate with that are younger than me..

AKA contributing to minors


Just be honest with me Nolan, you went there brought like a case of Natty and attempted to score with those fresh 18 year old scene bitches

[azeth]

score with those fresh 18 year old scene bitches

true of all of us.

[Tumdumm]

daaaamn now that i found out that i actually have a couple days to study for my test and i've calmed down..... xnolanxs story sounds shitty, sorry dude thats a bummer. round here i'd refer to what she did as "tooting" cause having sex for booze/drugs is pretty much goin pro, just a couple letters shy

[YendorLootmonkey]

Also, by "patted down really intensely" i mean they literally cupped my junk through my pants and rubbed me like a new puppy.

Bypass the homeless guy out front next time. He has nothing to do with the piss test.

[xnolanx]

Just be honest with me Nolan, you went there brought like a case of Natty and attempted to score with those fresh 18 year old scene bitches

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2634771/2/istockphoto_2634771_hitting_a_nail_on_the_head.jpg

pretty much with abacabb just did there...

[Tumdumm]

Bypass the homeless guy out front next time. He has nothing to do with the piss test.

omg i just almost died choking on a hot pocket

[Slathar]

my girlfriend left me at a high school graduation party passed out, wasted, throwing up, out of it drunk.. in the bed. (not a racist in any sense just using to clarify the situation) left the party with a black drug dealer to go back to the hood to have sex with him for drugs and or alcohol. and i just found out about 2 weeks ago.

this happened over a month ago. yeah im mad bro

does she look like a horse too?

[Koota]

AKA contributing to minors





Weren't you fucking a girl who was also your girlfriend, that was 15 or 16? I mean, based on the fact that the chick in the Tyra Banks interview was what, 16 back in 2009? That means she's just now 18.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3QzhoSCp4s&feature=related






KETTLE BLACK?!

[Comapavik]

Try dating girls your own age. Fucking 22 year old messing with high school kids.

[fishingme]

Try dating girls your own age. Fucking 22 year old messing with high school kids.

Fuck you bitch, I'm the 18year old highschool student fucking a 24 year old

[notahipster]

AKA contributing to minors


Just be honest with me Nolan, you went there brought like a case of Natty and attempted to score with those fresh 18 year old scene bitches

HAHAHA sounds like the man to me!
most of you trolls could learn from this cat!

[fishingme]

im mad because Comapavik's daughter who goes to my highschool is on her period.

[fishingme]

AKA contributing to minors


Just be honest with me Nolan, you went there brought like a case of Natty and attempted to score with those fresh 18 year old scene bitches

depresses me that bitches aint your game

[Seaweedpimp]

Too bad most tests are gas.

GL passing that shit with a bottle of piss tucked under your nuts. ( Ive tried)

All you can do is 1st burn all the old fat you can, then drink water, then eat a shit ton of fatty food. ( it replaces your dirtay fat cells with fresh non thc polluted fat.

And thc has a half life.

Its not that hard.

[Seaweedpimp]

PS



B B B B BALD TO THE BONE

[Falisaty]

Well me the wife and our friend went to the Awful Waffle this morning to grab a quick bite to eat. The plan was, we were gana go back to the house after breakfast, do some skinny dipping then Fuck for 3 hours.... well because the cooks at the Waffle house ( i know u ask y waffle house. i love waffles and i burned my maker up 3 days ago also pissed about that) cant make a fucking order right, so it took an hour and 45 min to get our food. So we had to go back to the house skip the skinny dip and only got to bone the wife and our friend for 45 min. EXTREMELY PISSED!!!!!

[xnolanx]

troll me i cry in front of my mom and try to commit suicide off my balcony built onto my room .. yeah im upset not mad more like.... idk depressed

[xnolanx]

lets jump off balconys like all the cool kids these days

[Heartbeats]

This guy outside Starbucks one time asked me to do him a favor. So I was like "uhh, that depends on what it is." So he pulls out a little foam Starbucks cup and asks me to go around the corner and piss in it. I laughed. In retrospect I wish I had done it for him, he would've been in for a hell of a surprise.

[Akim]

This guy outside Starbucks one time asked me to do him a favor. So I was like "uhh, that depends on what it is." So he pulls out a little foam Starbucks cup and asks me to go around the corner and piss in it. I laughed. In retrospect I wish I had done it for him, he would've been in for a hell of a surprise.

DRUGS

[azeth]

In retrospect I wish I had done it for him, he would've been in for a hell of a surprise.

go on... moar.

[Chanur]

<- isn't a 30 year old basement dwelling 220 moms boy like the standard user.

actually just turned 22 last month... and i have friends i frequently associate with that are younger than me.. aka around the graduating class of this year and the previous years.

So you're 22 and getting drunk with minors. You have no room to talk about anyone tiny dick . Are you in TMO tiny?

[Knuckle]

So you're 22 and getting drunk with minors. You have no room to talk about anyone tiny dick . Are you in TMO tiny?

hi im in TMO

[Koota]

know what im taln bawt

[Shannacore]

know what im taln bawt

omfg quit that

[xnolanx]

hell no i'm not in TMO.. or if you knew me in game you'd know my guild and that i don't act anywhere close to how i act on the forums haha...

[Koota]

omfg quit that

you just mad for no reason know what im taln bawt

[xshayla701]

hell no i'm not in TMO.. or if you knew me in game you'd know my guild and that i don't act anywhere close to how i act on the forums haha...

supppppp LifeAlert~

[Extunarian]

hell no i'm not in TMO.. or if you knew me in game you'd know my guild and that i don't act anywhere close to how i act on the forums haha...

True to an extent. I have observed however that 'game nolan' turns in to 'forum nolan' when alcohol is applied. The three-hour transformation is as hilarious as it is unnerving.

[Lazortag]

PS



B B B B BALD TO THE BONE

thanks, I'm glad you liked it.

[azeth]

forever alone :\

[Lazortag]

forever alone :\

On the day I was born, the nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up, and she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away, that I was bald to the bone
Bald to the bone
Bald to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bald to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bald
B-B-B-B-Bald
Bald to the bone

I broke a thousand hearts, before I met you
I'll break a thousand more baby, before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey, that I'm bald to the bone
Bald to the bone
B-B-B-Bald
B-B-B-Bald
B-B-B-Bald
Bald to the bone

I make a rich woman beg, I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush, and make a young woman squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey, that I'm bald to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bald
B-B-B-B-Bald
B-B-B-B-Bald
Bald to the bone

[Extunarian]

thanks for share. good job

[xnolanx]

True to an extent. I have observed however that 'game nolan' turns in to 'forum nolan' when alcohol is applied. The three-hour transformation is as hilarious as it is unnerving.

Hahaha.. thanks for the lol man.... I can so see what you're saying.

[Heartbeats]

go on... moar.

Weed obviously. Also that week was the one time in my life I ever did ecstasy, which I found to be incredibly fucking boring. I sat in a chair all night falling asleep and waking up. Some asshole probably put dope in it. I think I had eaten mushrooms that week too. And definitely there was some coke. I don't know what this guy was on, but there probably would have been some shit in my piss that wouldn't have been in his. Would've made for a nice argument w/ his PO.

[azeth]

Weed obviously. Also that week was the one time in my life I ever did ecstasy, which I found to be incredibly fucking boring. I sat in a chair all night falling asleep and waking up. Some asshole probably put dope in it..

We used to roll pretty often in college and it was all fine & dandy, we were getting apparently decent rolls, until we had "orange batmans" and every one of us thought our hearts were going to explode.

After that E was out and we went straight to molly, which I'm happy isn't easily available anymore b/c i love me some mdma.

[Chanur]

hell no i'm not in TMO.. or if you knew me in game you'd know my guild and that i don't act anywhere close to how i act on the forums haha...

So you're only a pedophile in real life and not in game. Good to know.

[Vladiimir]

Oh quit hatin' on the playahhhhh....

I won't lie, I went to school with a freshman (while I was a senior), graduated, still talked, and when I turned 19, decided to plow the hoe (she was 15 or 16, not that I cared.) Stayed with her for about another year or so, good lay since teens do anything you ask them to. I support Nolan's cause for bringing cheap beer and getting a quick score. HUZZAH!

And further more...

http://youtu.be/dZdQtc45pVM

[xnolanx]

bump hahahahahahahahaha at you Chanur....