View Full Version : Seasons Greetings my Fellow GOBLINoiDS!
starkind
12-25-2021, 09:34 AM
A true everquest accommplishment!
https://i.imgur.com/AoFX6lK.png
*cheers*
starkind
12-25-2021, 09:49 AM
bonus pick of me dancing at the bar!
https://i.imgur.com/FHiKXx9.png
and chillin with LoRd PickcLAw!
[Sat Dec 25 08:40:02 2021] You say, 'Hail, Lord Pickclaw'
[Sat Dec 25 08:40:02 2021] Lord Pickclaw says, 'Hail? You should be on your knees, Zurmabikiel! I suffer you in my realm for the moment, but if you and yours keep on with your attempts to destroy us, this will change. Do not think for a second that my subjects will hesitate to do what I command. I have proven myself in battle time and time again, and will do what is needed in the future. Xorbb learned this the hard way, and I am ready to teach this lesson to anyone else who challenges me.'
[Sat Dec 25 08:40:06 2021] You say, 'xorbb ?'
[Sat Dec 25 08:40:06 2021] Lord Pickclaw says, 'Surely you know of Xorbb? The leader of the evil eyes, his home is in Beholder Gorge, which he calls his own. That will soon change. We drove him out of our ancestral home here, and we will drive him out of 'his' gorge as well. We shall not forget what he subjected us to, his foul minions controlling the very thoughts of our people, enslaving us to his bidding. But he is weak now, weaker than ever before, and we will take advantage of this weakness. Mark my words, the gorge will be cleansed, and all evil eyes will learn the true meaning of revenge.'
[Sat Dec 25 08:40:27 2021] You say, 'the gorge ?'
[Sat Dec 25 08:40:30 2021] You say, 'revenge ?'
[Sat Dec 25 08:40:30 2021] Lord Pickclaw says, 'We are the Pickclaw. Once we were of Runnyeye, but when Xorbb corrupted our king and took over the citadel, we fled, risking death in the caverns of the Serpent's Spine rather than submit to Xorbb's twisted rule. We grew strong in the tunnels, learning much about warfare and survival. We honed our skills against the masters of High Keep, and we learned much about the ways of magic from those we captured. But we never forgot where we had come from, and we vowed to one day return. When I saw that Xorbb had grown careless and complacent here, while our clan had grown strong, I took back our home. The name Runnyeye it shall keep, as a reminder of who we WERE, but all who I suffer to live here must prove themselves, as Pickclaws, for this is who we ARE!'
[Sat Dec 25 08:40:52 2021] You say, 'home ?'
[Sat Dec 25 08:41:01 2021] You say, 'runnyeye ?'
[Sat Dec 25 08:41:04 2021] You say, 'picklaw ?'
[Sat Dec 25 08:41:07 2021] You say, 'Mayor Gubin ?'
[Sat Dec 25 08:41:10 2021] You say, 'Rivervale ?'
[Sat Dec 25 08:41:16 2021] You say, 'strong ?'
[Sat Dec 25 08:41:21 2021] You say, 'Pickclaws ?'
[Sat Dec 25 08:41:32 2021] You say, 'eyes ?'
[Sat Dec 25 08:41:41 2021] You say, 'I will do what you command ?'
[Sat Dec 25 08:41:53 2021] You say, 'I will do what as you command .'
[Sat Dec 25 08:41:57 2021] You say, 'I live to serve .'
[Sat Dec 25 08:42:08 2021] You kneel before Lord Pickclaw in humility and reverence.
[Sat Dec 25 08:42:21 2021] You say, 'think ?'
[Sat Dec 25 08:42:25 2021] You say, 'subjects ?'
[Sat Dec 25 08:42:28 2021] You say, 'the wall ?'
[Sat Dec 25 08:42:30 2021] You say, 'halflings ?'
[Sat Dec 25 08:42:34 2021] You say, 'deeppockets ?'
[Sat Dec 25 08:42:37 2021] You say, 'stormreapers ?'
[Sat Dec 25 08:43:23 2021] You stand on your tip-toes and do a dance of joy!
why is there no more dialoge or for /emote /kneel
plz add custom content!
starkind
12-25-2021, 09:51 AM
also someone go hail him and see if he responds to /say Challenges ?
i didn't get too forgot!
have to go do familial duties now...
have a safe and happy holidays!
Chortles Snortles
12-25-2021, 10:02 AM
merry Christmas bro
Bhairava
12-25-2021, 10:05 AM
hook me up with some of that pickold gofer
Smoofers
12-25-2021, 12:54 PM
Some real sickos in here I tell you
Jibartik
12-25-2021, 01:25 PM
Merry one of the last Christmas's left on earth :o
Whale biologist
12-25-2021, 01:39 PM
Merry one of the last Christmas's left on earth :o
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TheConsortium
12-25-2021, 02:13 PM
Lord Pickclaw says 'You invade my realm, and you kill my vassals! For that I shall strip your flesh, and wear it as tassels.'
Lord Pickclaw's corpse shouts 'I am dead, this is true. But at least my stupid rhymes are through!'
~/quests/soldunga/Lord_Picklaw.pl
sub EVENT_SAY {
if($text=~/kneel/i) {
quest::say("$name, your allegiance to the clan is legend."
}
else if($text=~/challenges/i) {
quest::say("You want a challenge, do you?!");
plugin::Whisper("Good Luck!");
quest::zone("fearplane");
}
}
Bhairava
12-25-2021, 04:51 PM
if you ever see a star kind thread with 3 stars, its because somebody voted it 1 and then i came and voted it 5. its called karmic balance. namaste
starkind
12-25-2021, 04:51 PM
quest::say("You want a challenge, do you?!");
plugin::Whisper("Good Luck!");
quest::zone("fearplane");
}
}
Rofl 🤣 😂 🤣 😂
See this is the kinds of things you hope we discover!
starkind
12-25-2021, 04:53 PM
if you ever see a star kind thread with 3 stars, its because somebody voted it 1 and then i came and voted it 5. its called karmic balance. namaste
Namaste
Mblake1981
12-25-2021, 08:33 PM
if you ever see a star kind thread with 3 stars, its because somebody voted it 1 and then i came and voted it 5. its called karmic balance. namaste
namaste these hands
https://i.imgur.com/d2FxQJQ.gif
Bhairava
12-25-2021, 09:55 PM
whats the opposite of negged? pozzed?
Mblake1981
12-25-2021, 10:33 PM
https://i.imgur.com/im21EDN.gif
unsunghero
12-26-2021, 12:15 AM
namaste these hands
https://i.imgur.com/d2FxQJQ.gif
Sign that gal up for UFC she had a granite chin
Bhairava
12-26-2021, 06:06 AM
RoKTPvd85hA
Mblake1981
12-26-2021, 06:52 AM
Sign that gal up for UFC she had a granite chin
granite cheeks, those are slaps not punches to the jaw you barbarian.
Mblake1981
12-26-2021, 06:54 AM
RoKTPvd85hA
...posting something like this might make a more uncivilized man consider the knuckles.
Jimjam
12-26-2021, 07:31 AM
whats the opposite of negged? pozzed?
Repped?
Jimjam
12-26-2021, 07:31 AM
Also grats on being tolerated by gobbos, will you push for vendor faction too?
starkind
12-26-2021, 10:03 AM
@Bhairava thanks!
This thread was not intended to antagonize mblake
Also grats on being tolerated by gobbos, will you push for vendor faction too?
Amiable ar the bar vendors!
Obviously need to get max ally!
Also still indifferent to sporali. :)
Shrek was fun when I saw it in the theatre.
Mblake1981
12-26-2021, 02:40 PM
This thread was not intended to antagonize mblake
99% of your threads and comments do though, you don't see the stack of broken keyboards and punched monitors.
AenorVZ
12-27-2021, 12:20 AM
merry Christmas bro
This is like at the end of the movie where they find out the grinch's heart grew three sizes.
Bhairava
12-27-2021, 06:06 AM
This is like at the end of the movie where they find out the grinch's heart grew three sizes.
every time Kimm is nice to somebody he grows back a few dozens hairs. Comb-over, here we come!!
Jimjam
12-27-2021, 06:19 AM
10/10 in scalp
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