thank god we have GMs like Blistiq that supervise the elf world for free

[Chortles Snortles]

i for one thank you for your service
lets give him a round of applause folks

[Swish]

Context is king...

so i logged on to my sk and handed in my tome of discord to kill some naked level 1s
wasn't going to kill our star streamer whos stream event "is the largest number of people ever watching p1999" (wow!)
so i get permanently GM mezed and can't cast spells and im invulnerable and can't be ported out of the swamp nor cast my sow potions
/q doesn't fix it
so noticing im invulnerable i head to lguk to have some fun testing my new abilities
of course this elf time out is magically turned off while i have the minotaur maze trained towards the zone out near king and die
the kind GM rez's me after scolding me for "possibly" ruining this event
i thank him for his volunteer service and comment that i forgot world interference is only cool when they do it
get banned
sip

[Swish]

https://i.imgur.com/wDNKy0o.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/wDNKy0o.jpg

[Chortles Snortles]

i committed the heinous elf crime of handing in my [tome of order and discord] and killing players foolish enough to enter my swamp

the horror

[Tongpow]

ralph pls go

[Chortles Snortles]

no

[Arvan]

Op is banned again? Mad threads are funny

[Jibartik]

there was an event?

[Chortles Snortles]

https://clips.twitch.tv/GiantRelatedPidgeonPrimeMe-LX5s90jHGrHSDr4J

[branamil]

That feel when you think you are funny but you are not funny

[Tunabros]

snortles

you are an actual retard

cant defend you on this one

[Chortles Snortles]

thank GOD he only casted a debuff on him!!!!
can you IMAGINE if he killed him!!!!????! *collective gasp*
the state of p1999 in 2021
lol

[hagglebaby]

https://imgur.com/a/Ykavpnc

Can Confirm GMs are helpful.

After trying my best to block you out with my PvE toon, Blistig gave me 100% rez when WFP guards killed me as I attempted to escort LevelUpLarry across to the finish line.

16k twitch viewers watching P99 content? That's a rare opportunity for us.

[Chortles Snortles]

yay let’s all hold hands and pretend there’s no danger in elf world
wow my pet is a unicorn
HURRAY!!!!!!
lol

[hagglebaby]

https://imgur.com/a/Ykavpnc

Can Confirm GMs are helpful.

After trying my best to block you out with my PvE toon, Blistig gave me 100% rez when WFP guards killed me as I attempted to escort LevelUpLarry across to the finish line.

16k twitch viewers watching P99 content? That's a rare opportunity for us.

gonna use this guy's thread to practice putting pictures in posts.

https://imgur.com/a/Ykavpnc.jpg

[hagglebaby]

gonna use this guy's thread to practice putting pictures in posts.

https://imgur.com/a/Ykavpnc.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/n1gtx5z.png

think i got it this time. needed the png extension. I was using jpg

[Jibartik]

haha great video

[AenorVZ]

Grats Chortles on your first P99 PvP kills! The jannies really took out the trash tonight lul

[starkind]

Event was held cuz some cool kid was streaming that day..

[Mblake1981]

https://clips.twitch.tv/GiantRelatedPidgeonPrimeMe-LX5s90jHGrHSDr4J

lol, PK leveluplarry

https://twitter.com/LevelUpLarry

[Smotr]

Trolls rule

[kwjohns]

I thought you had to be within a certain level range to PvP with other PvP flagged characters to prevent griefing?

[Whale biologist]

He plays it for free.

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/ckLzR2x.png

[Jibartik]

LULLZ gets banned for making LUL LOL to hard :)

[Whale biologist]

https://i.imgur.com/ckLzR2x.png

Apparently not!


i thank him for his volunteer service and comment that i forgot world interference is only cool when they do it
get banned
sip

[starkind]

I would make lulz the one single player that could just do whatever they wanted and be immune to bands, dont give them gm powers tho

[Tunabros]

snortles confirmed malding

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/K2mjcju.gif

[Danth]

"so i get permanently GM mezed and can't cast spells and im invulnerable and can't be ported out of the swamp nor cast my sow potions
/q doesn't fix it
so noticing im invulnerable i head to lguk to have some fun testing my new abilities"

Got a chuckle out of this type of "chaotic neutral" thinking.

[Croco]

That feel when you think you are funny but you are not funny

ie: chortles entire life

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/Kk7J0Bt.jpg

[galach]

https://i.imgur.com/Kk7J0Bt.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/CGPxNQ5.jpg

[unsunghero]

Hmm torn on which I dislike more, Chortles trolling or the concept of streamer privilege, although leveluplarry seems like a nice enough dude

Arg I can’t decide

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/kOsZpiO.gif

[Arvan]

To be fair they turned in the pvp book. That means you want to pvp right?

[hagglebaby]

To be fair they turned in the pvp book. That means you want to pvp right?

I think they had to do that to ensure nobody was sowed

[hagglebaby]

Hmm torn on which I dislike more, Chortles trolling or the concept of streamer privilege, although leveluplarry seems like a nice enough dude

Arg I can’t decide

Streamer privilege is kinda cringe but I don't think this was that. He was pretty far behind at the point that he started accumulating runners to help defend him from PvP death

[starkind]

Ya. Pretty greatful the GMs log in here at all. Also they go out of their way demonstrating more integrity than live GMs.

Mistakes happen. Sometimes they get played. They really don't try to harras the innocent tho. And do their best. They don't deserve a lot of the crap they get or the amount of exploitation rules lawyers graft over a pixel.

Id be perfectly OK if they just stopped enforcement of rotations and PnP. Let people KS. Train. Grief. And only logged in for bugs, stuck characters, item reimbursements. And to buff their own alts.

[Jimjam]

Next event they need to recruit some guards to flag themselves red and protect the participants.

Private security shouldn't be the responsibility of staff in a player event.

[Mblake1981]

"so i get permanently GM mezed and can't cast spells and im invulnerable and can't be ported out of the swamp nor cast my sow potions
/q doesn't fix it
so noticing im invulnerable i head to lguk to have some fun testing my new abilities"

Got a chuckle out of this type of "chaotic neutral" thinking.

He is one of my favorite forum personas. I met him once on blue, he was playing Kim. I was killing wood elf guards with my wizard, went afk to med. Come back and found he trained the super buff guards on me.

Had a good laugh mixed with some mild rage. That SOB reminds me of better days. :o

[Toxigen]

free chortles

biG sSIps

[Chortles Snortles]

N-N-NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SIP LIKE THAT~!!!!!!

[Bardp1999]

https://i.imgur.com/NbMvHAx.gif

[Tethler]

https://i.imgur.com/CGPxNQ5.jpg

Have you been skipping arm day again?