It's official: Vanquish is done.

[Argh]

Thoughts?

[Allishia]

lol I was waiting for someone to do this since we got the big dragon this cycle =P

[Detoxx]

We got outplayed for sure, for most of this cycle. Props to them, we need to step up.

[Lagorto]

I believe it is because Beef has been on a 24 day ban and their team is now lacking in critical leadership. They're missing an integral puller and reliable Wizard trainouts.

A source within the guild, that shall not be named, has stated that cooler heads have failed to prevail during this time without Beef's calming presence.

[Argh]

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[Ripqozko]

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[myrddraal]

win or lose, i hope everyone had fun. I really enjoyed our scrappy ass dain, hosh, pd and the vulak was great.

[rkanon]

Gratz, dudes.

Honestly really stoked for increased competition.
Makes me want to step up and do more.
Makes the pixels more intrinsically valuable.
Which, by the way, fuck bag limits.

Thanks for stepping up and keeping the sense of competition and the race alive.

Now back to the test server with me.

May we all remember;
We are an obscure-ass cadre of folks who realize the intrinsic awesomeness of a 90s pixel dragon game. We need each other more than we might realize. There aren't that many out there crazy enough to go through the shit P99 players do for their pixels.
Big love, nerds

[Drakborn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN-DXJSBEMI

[Whale biologist]

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[Grumph]

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We'll see who wins the next Ring War then

[Nuggie]

What's a Vanquish?

[Tunabros]

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[SantagarBrax]

Fuck Yeah, competition again! It was starting to get too easy..sincerely, thank you.

V/r,

UCF

[Bache]

It is high time Furor logs in Loststalker and trains Riot again

[tankh]

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Nice to see people doing there own research 😁

[tankh]

The thing to remember is when the times got tough the core stayed together, and the people with zero character left to Join VQ. I wonder how they will cope with no pixels this week?

[Bache]

https://twitter.com/Theonreek/photo

[SantagarBrax]

The thing to remember is when the times got tough the core stayed together, and the people with zero character left to Join VQ. I wonder how they will cope with no pixels this week?

Oh please. Such an over generalization and mischaracterization. Nice to know there's still the self-righteous folks over at Riot...but we already knew that. Stay over there where you belong.

[Bache]

Oh please. Such an over generalization and mischaracterization. Nice to know there's still the self-righteous folks over at Riot...but we already knew that. Stay over there where you belong.

100% agreed, we are a turncloak-free guild

[Ooloo]

Lol a guy's name is Beef? Hahaha

[Bardp1999]

Going to be funny when Seal Team comes to Blue and kills both Riot and Vanquish simultaneously.

Enjoy the free ride while it lasts pals

[druidbob]

Going to be funny when Seal Team comes to Blue and kills both Riot and Vanquish simultaneously.

Enjoy the free ride while it lasts pals

Isn't there a fair bit of overlap between Seal Team and Riot / Vanquish membership?

[Arvan]

Going to be funny when Seal Team comes to Blue and kills both Riot and Vanquish simultaneously.

Enjoy the free ride while it lasts pals

You mean the Seal Team who couldn't manage to kill Wuoshi on blue? Rofl

[Bache]

Lol a guy's name is Beef? Hahaha

yea and he ain't able to respect simple rules so he got a temporary ban.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

[Detoxx]

The thing to remember is when the times got tough the core stayed together, and the people with zero character left to Join VQ. I wonder how they will cope with no pixels this week?

You had a good week. First good one in about 6 months. Lets not get ahead of yourselves and not forget the last 2 weeks alone Riot killed about 20 mobs, 14 of which were bag limit freebies.

We were getting complacent and a wake up call is what we needed. Good work!

[Bache]

You had a good week. First good one in about 6 months. Lets not get ahead of yourselves and not forget the last 2 weeks alone Riot killed about 20 mobs, 14 of which were bag limit freebies.

We were getting complacent and a wake up call is what we needed. Good work!

It is almost cute to see you consoling yourself on your own

[Argh]

> Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance

[Boptop]

It is high time Furor logs in Loststalker and trains Riot again

Trains the Cosby room again

[Tunabros]

Going to be funny when Seal Team comes to Blue and kills both Riot and Vanquish simultaneously.

Enjoy the free ride while it lasts pals

are you kidding me? Sure, Seal Team is like 60 percent <Aftermath> normies,

but riot, vanquish, even kittens who smash them

[Solist]

Lol. 20-30 of seal team would just instant leave for their “original” vanq and riot.

[San'Drax]

Prediction: Vanquish destroys next cycle

[Prismaticshop]

Argh seems pretty chill usually, but atm he seems triggered

anyone knows why?

[Bendain]

I heard his local store quit carrying his favorite ice cream. Man loves himself some ice cream.

Argh seems pretty chill usually, but atm he seems triggered

anyone knows why?

[Argh]

I’m sorry if you can’t find the humor in this.

[Daloon]

Prediction: Vanquish destroys next cycle
According to our raid logs, that has already started.

[Boptop]

cool story bro

[Terrok]

I'm sure they will rename their guild so they don't have the loss on their record.

[Argh]

Summary
Vanquish suspended for 3 total vulaks and 1 week of North tov (Aary and beyond) effective immediately.

Scripts off, or on, or whats the haps?

[Terrok]

lol they cant even got a month without vulak pixels....

[Terrok]

" Furoar called us ‘leeches’ and accused us of being “way too immersed, and its borderlining mental sickness'"

lol says the only one in vanquish that gets them fte's, or at least 80% of them...I want to say go outside, but no telling what it would do there, and I doubt it would help the world. So thanks p99 for making the world a better place by keeping furoar glued to their computer.

[myrddraal]

lol they cant even got a month without vulak pixels....

if TSS decides they want to punish Vanquish, Riot and Kitties, they could just leave Vulak up and if GMs arent merciful with a quake, it could be months without any of them getting Vulak. If they want some new rules put in, nows their time to bargain for 'em.

[myrddraal]

(or other capable guilds of course. AEGIS could also kill big V im sure)

[ArbiterBlixen]

if TSS decides they want to punish Vanquish, Riot and Kitties, they could just leave Vulak up and if GMs arent merciful with a quake, it could be months without any of them getting Vulak. If they want some new rules put in, nows their time to bargain for 'em.

Didn’t you just get done reading you shouldn’t weaponize being trashy? Riot culture is disgusting.

[Convict]

Going to be funny when Seal Team comes to Blue and kills both Riot and Vanquish simultaneously.

Enjoy the free ride while it lasts pals

Seal Team would literally get absolutely shit on by like the 5th best guild on blue.

I hope this was a joke. If so, well done.

[myrddraal]

Didn’t you just get done reading you shouldn’t weaponize being trashy? Riot culture is disgusting.

Medice, cura te ipsum 😂

[Terrok]

Imagine saying the other guild is breaking all the rules and their players are drinking the kool aid, then receiving the most suspensions and player bans. What lies are they telling themselves now…

[hardx]

nice to see p99 hasnt changed in 10 years.

[Terrok]

I bet if vanq actually went outside, they would probably would train people and steal their Air Jordan’s. Come on now, how many vanq people still have the first pair of Air Jordan’s they stole still sitting in the top of the closet?? Mainly because they were not smart enough to steal ones that actually fit.

[Whale biologist]

I bet if vanq actually went outside, they would probably would train people and steal their Air Jordan’s. Come on now, how many vanq people still have the first pair of Air Jordan’s they stole still sitting in the top of the closet?? Mainly because they were not smart enough to steal ones that actually fit.

fresh jordans from back then would be about $2k US today.

Can buy a lot of meat for your BBQ.

[nostalgiaquest]

How do you train people in real life?

Bike around a bad neighborhood yelling “follow me for free crack!” To gather up the homeless? And then hang a bunch on raw steaks off the back to get all the stray dogs and raccoons and shit? Then when you have a nice line of hungry animals and crackheads, ghost ride the bike into someone and while they’re recovering from the hit, sprinkling some crack and bbq sauce of them to transfer agro? Maybe throw in a little bird seed?

I don’t think it’s gonna work. What happens when the raccoons accidentally eat the crack? And the shoes will definitely get ruined in the process.

[unsunghero]

fresh jordans from back then would be about $2k US today.

Can buy a lot of meat for your BBQ.

I worked at a sporting good store for years until they went out of business

We used to have so many teens and young adults ask to try on expensive basketball shoes like Jordans and then go running out the store wearing them that we stopped allowing people to try them on lol

[MaCtastic]

if TSS decides they want to punish Vanquish, Riot and Kitties, they could just leave Vulak up and if GMs arent merciful with a quake, it could be months without any of them getting Vulak. If they want some new rules put in, nows their time to bargain for 'em.

@khall

[MaCtastic]

if TSS decides they want to punish Vanquish, Riot and Kitties, they could just leave Vulak up and if GMs arent merciful with a quake, it could be months without any of them getting Vulak. If they want some new rules put in, nows their time to bargain for 'em.

If TSS/AEGIS did this, wonder how long until addendum #2: Vanq is no longer suspended, riot and Kittens concede 3 Vulaks, Knights who say ni gets Nay Vulak, TSS and AEGIS concedes next two NTOV spawns, Dial A Port concedes 2 Vulaks + KT

[MaCtastic]

if TSS decides they want to punish Vanquish, Riot and Kitties, they could just leave Vulak up and if GMs arent merciful with a quake, it could be months without any of them getting Vulak. If they want some new rules put in, nows their time to bargain for 'em.

If TSS/AEGIS did this, wonder how long until addendum #2: Vanq is no longer suspended, riot and Kittens concede 3 Vulaks, Knights who say ni gets Nay Vulak, TSS and AEGIS concedes next two NTOV spawns, Dial A Port concedes 2 Vulaks + KT

[ArbiterBlixen]

If TSS/AEGIS did this, wonder how long until addendum #2: Vanq is no longer suspended, riot and Kittens concede 3 Vulaks, Knights who say ni gets Nay Vulak, TSS and AEGIS concedes next two NTOV spawns, Dial A Port concedes 2 Vulaks + KT

Accept the punishment for your misdeeds with some dignity.

[remen]

If TSS/AEGIS did this, wonder how long until addendum #2: Vanq is no longer suspended, riot and Kittens concede 3 Vulaks, Knights who say ni gets Nay Vulak, TSS and AEGIS concedes next two NTOV spawns, Dial A Port concedes 2 Vulaks + KT

Sorry you ended up getting less free mobs than you thought you were gonna get.

Actually who are we kidding, Criot was gonna cuck you guys and take all the welfare pixels anyways. It'll still be funny though when Criot solo kills the two free Vulaks, while y'all just meow at them.

[sydbarrett25]

How do you train people in real life?

Bike around a bad neighborhood yelling “follow me for free crack!” To gather up the homeless? And then hang a bunch on raw steaks off the back to get all the stray dogs and raccoons and shit? Then when you have a nice line of hungry animals and crackheads, ghost ride the bike into someone and while they’re recovering from the hit, sprinkling some crack and bbq sauce of them to transfer agro? Maybe throw in a little bird seed?

I don’t think it’s gonna work. What happens when the raccoons accidentally eat the crack? And the shoes will definitely get ruined in the process.

L M A O

[Arvan]

Accept the punishment for your misdeeds with some dignity.

Getting trained by vanquish is a very grave offense.

[Ripqozko]

Getting trained by vanquish is a very grave offense.

Congrats on your first suspension, you only make it when you start getting them.

[Arvan]

Congrats on your first suspension, you only make it when you start getting them.

Were not suspended, hope this helps

[cd288]

As a non raider this was a pretty funny result after all the ranting posts vanquish made about riot after vanquish got caught cheating lol

[dinker]

<Safe Space> on green if you need a new home

[Shinko]

<Safe Space> on green if you need a new home

non assholes, we have enough of them k <3

[Maitresse]

Seems if you bash staff hard enough all your dreams will come true!

[Tunabros]

how the table turns

[Supreme]

Seems if you bash staff hard enough all your dreams will come true!

So the new meta is to use private messages between players, run to GMs, and try to get players/guilds raid suspended.

Careful what you wish for.

[Toxigen]

Barks in "I'm Offended"

[slard271]

Let's start a gofundme to see if we can raise enough money to have Judge Judy preside over elf court even for just one petition.

[Tunabros]

cringing real hard for vanquish right now

[Toxigen]

cringing real hard for vanquish right now

Its really just the opposite.

Cringing real hard for individuals that bitch and moan to GMs over literally nothing while getting away with holocaust jokes.

P99 is warmly embracing cancel culture.

[Allishia]

No idea what I missed but I did see the raid ruling...which leader was it? I saw 3 leaders in the thing, obviously not valick so I guess it was either furoar or detox? Guess I'll find out when I get home from work /nod

[Ripqozko]

No idea what I missed but I did see the raid ruling...which leader was it? I saw 3 leaders in the thing, obviously not valick so I guess it was either furoar or detox? Guess I'll find out when I get home from work /nod

I miss the old alli

[KorafRN]

I miss the old alli

What’s wrong with the new Alli?!?

[Clearmind]

That has to be fake Alli... Alli doesn't work!! =P

[Allishia]

That has to be fake Alli... Alli doesn't work!! =P

Rofl I wish, I need to hit lotto asap /nod :)

[Tunabros]

allishya joining riot

....vanquish proceeds to get raid ban

lol?

[Tsunami21k]

I miss the old alli

I think this alli is pretty cool. The Dark Elf Warrior union in Vanq grows in power!!!

[Tunabros]

i cant type lol

[Supreme]

Rofl I wish, I need to hit lotto asap /nod :)

Hitting Powerball changes little.

Just one less thing.

[punkbythebook12]

glad to see raiding on p99 is at its finest... lol

[punkbythebook12]

still at its finest*** lol

[radda]

i think p99 is going just swimmingly

[Boptop]

Imagine still coveting p99 loot in 2021

[tankh]

Imagine still coveting p99 loot in 2021

Vintage is where it is at