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Tunabros
08-23-2021, 02:56 PM
I vote myself

but on the real talk:

1. Starkind (and her alts)
2. recondoe joe
3. Imperious kitten (and her alts)
4. Agatha (and his alts)
5. that one twitch streamer whose mom yells at him and has no life

thank you and god bless

Tunabros
08-23-2021, 02:57 PM
oh and i forgot Gwailhir

strongNpretty
08-23-2021, 02:58 PM
6. Nirgon

Tunabros
08-23-2021, 03:02 PM
6. Nirgon

good one i forgot about him

Jibartik
08-23-2021, 03:05 PM
PHEW

Tunabros
08-23-2021, 03:07 PM
7. Loramin

love it when he has to post a wiki article and quote it like a nerd after everything he say

Izmael
08-23-2021, 03:34 PM
Dolalin and Daldaen when they post in the Bugs forums (rest of the time, they are fine folks).

loramin
08-23-2021, 03:37 PM
7. Loramin

love it when he has to post a wiki article and quote it like a nerd after everything he say

Was about to get offended I didn't make the list :p

Tunabros
08-23-2021, 03:38 PM
Dolalin and Daldaen when they post in the Bugs forums (rest of the time, they are fine folks).

nah they're doing god's work

brad will be proud

Horza
08-23-2021, 04:01 PM
6. Nirgon

Mblake1981
08-23-2021, 04:34 PM
https://i.imgur.com/1K6jHv6.gif

Bardp1999
08-23-2021, 06:07 PM
I'm not even making shit post rankings from no-name losers anymore. TIME TO AMP IT UP MAGGOTS.

The current most annoying posters are the Blue try-hards that think raiding on P99 is accomplishing something. Their cringe is real and not being posted ironically. Nutsax is probably top of the shit heap for me at the moment.

RevSaber
08-23-2021, 08:16 PM
Menden, galach....

Trexller
08-23-2021, 10:34 PM
You didn't make this an actual poll.

Ooloo
08-23-2021, 10:42 PM
Horza and gravydoo but I'm an off-topic weird

Nutsax
08-23-2021, 11:07 PM
I'm not even making shit post rankings from no-name losers anymore. TIME TO AMP IT UP MAGGOTS.

The current most annoying posters are the Blue try-hards that think raiding on P99 is accomplishing something. Their cringe is real and not being posted ironically. Nutsax is probably top of the shit heap for me at the moment.

Stop gaslighting turdbreath.

Tunabros
08-23-2021, 11:45 PM
You didn't make this an actual poll.

don't need one

my list is common knowledge by now

Shawk
08-23-2021, 11:51 PM
I'm not even making shit post rankings from no-name losers anymore. TIME TO AMP IT UP MAGGOTS.

The current most annoying posters are the Blue try-hards that think raiding on P99 is accomplishing something. Their cringe is real and not being posted ironically. Nutsax is probably top of the shit heap for me at the moment.


I vote this moron.

Tethler
08-24-2021, 03:30 AM
That guy that was making a thread about Jutebox like every day.

Toxigen
08-24-2021, 11:07 AM
horza by far

guy is a pea-brained parrot

starkind
08-24-2021, 11:16 AM
p gud thred imo

Shawk
08-24-2021, 02:00 PM
horza by far

guy is a pea-brained parrot


I change my vote to this moron.

Cecily
08-24-2021, 02:31 PM
p gud thred imo
I remember this thread. Honestly we should go back and plagiarize more 2011/2012 RnF content, since there's no one around anymore to notice and it was way more fun.

Whale biologist
08-24-2021, 03:37 PM
Gwaihir died

Here come dat Landroval!!

https://i.imgur.com/9BTul0N.jpg

Naethyn
08-24-2021, 03:42 PM
I block bad avatars.

Skarne
08-24-2021, 03:55 PM
I vote in order of Nirgon/Imperiouskitten/Starkind although starkind and imperiouskitten are basically the same personality.

Recondojoe wasn’t annoying, just all around entertaining.

Horza
08-24-2021, 05:07 PM
Gwaihir died

rY0WxgSXdEE

Convict
08-24-2021, 08:45 PM
the difference between your afternoon and mine...

sydbarrett25
08-24-2021, 09:36 PM
Best forum poster, Chortles Snortles

Ripqozko
08-24-2021, 09:38 PM
Best forum poster, Chortles Snortles

Tunabros
08-24-2021, 09:40 PM
Best cringe poster, Chortles Snortles

Necabo
08-25-2021, 01:31 PM
I figured it would be whoever proclaimed themselves as Kind of RnF.

Toxigen
08-25-2021, 02:01 PM
Best forum poster, Chortles Snortles

Clazxiss
08-25-2021, 06:33 PM
Best forum poster, Chortles Snortles

You know he's probably reading this thread and sipping at the mere mention of his name.


Here's my list. It is not a ranking system, just the order in which the names popped into my head.
1. Chortles Snortles (AKA Lulzsect)
2. Nirgon
3. Detoxx
4. Recondojoe
5. Tunabros

So this is a shameless confession on my part, but despite the fact I can't play EQ due to RL, I still visit the forums strictly to read up on the drama. The fire exchanged between parties here could easily make a great episode of Jerry Springer. With that said, while there are Forum Quest villains, we also have heroes and neutral parties that add to the brawl. If anyone is up for it, they should make one of those classic D&D alignment charts using popular Forum Questers!

Tuna, I know you made this thread so be proud, you made my list. Each person on this list represents not just annoyance, but intent to continue the pattern of forum annoyance. As a person, you're a decent fellow, just want to put that out there for anyone else reading. Here's my reasoning for the other names.

We'll start with the most recently banned player, Nirgon. At 14K posts, which averages to 3.5 post per day over the last decade, saying he's "active" on the forums is an understatement. Under the guise of roleplaying, he's enjoyed some bad behavior on P99 that has gotten him banned and his guild disbanded. Even up to his eventual ban, he's made himself out to be the victim, which is not the case. Nirgon, if you're reading this, take this sabbatical from EQ to self reflect.

Next up, Chortles Snortles. This is a guy who has been banned multiple times and still creates new identities to continue his hijinx. The dedication to posting on a 20+ year Elf Simulator forum, with a small audience compared to that of Reddit/Twitter/Ect. always baffles me with this guy. He claims to be a wealthy stock trader, often as a way to put down other people who attack him in forum threads. The man could seek his flame posting elsewhere for greater returns, yet here he continues to return. As I said earlier, I'm sure he's already reading this thread and doing his signature "Big Sip." Something about the way he responds with animated GIFs has set people off enough to keep controversial threads alive and well for days or even weeks.

My next pic, Detoxx, is well known on the forums, Discord servers, and the Blue server. He's lead and still does lead raiding guilds to victory and ruination. While I'm sure the Vulak loot speaks for itself, this is an individual who cannot resist getting into arguments on the forums. As a leader, I feel you should be above such arguments and just focus on the game itself. A chief reason for Detoxx being on the Annoying Forum Poster list is due to the responses his mere words provoke. It doesn't matter if he's right or wrong, the moment he opens his mouth, allies and competitors will zerg the thread and sling mud at one another as to who runs ToV and who should loot Vulak. It gets annoying, but also makes for great reading at times.

And finally we come to Recondojoe. His forum signature made the bold claim of being a 3 percenter or such, if I remember right. That alone was annoying to see repeatedly. I think out of all the names I listed, I'm not going to say more than that. Like a Peter Pan pixie, he thrives on having his name merely mentioned. I'm not going to give him more than that.

Now to balance this post out by mentioning some Good Forum Posters. The only two that come to my mind at this time are Loramin and Swish. Loramin stands by what he says and is the only forum quester to boldly believe in the Green Project when others doubted its existence. By EQ RP standards, he should get a custom item. Last time I witnessed EQ resolve such as that, the GMs on my live server RPed as Innoruuk and awarded a dark elf player with a custom weapon.

Swish has pushed for players to try the red server before I even started on P99 in 2017. To face the naysayers daily while countering them with hilarious cat GIFs is admirable. If a red thread were created to advertise for the server, Swish would be on it. Even when Swish was banned on his first account, for promoting Red, he just created another and kept on truckin for Red! Great to see he got his original account back.

Neutral players for Forum Quest would currently be Mead, Baler, and Blackbellamy. All 3 are happy to play this emulator and will equally celebrate its demise.

Am I right or wrong? Let me know in the comments below. Be sure to like and subscribe. This post was brought to you by Raid Shadow Legends. Enter code RED to start a fresh level 1 character on P99 Red.

pink grapefruit
08-25-2021, 07:04 PM
I used to have pvp encounters with Lulz on his druid that usually ended with me gating. Tried to be friends with him on discord or wherever and he just ignored me lol 😂

Tunabros
08-25-2021, 07:09 PM
You know he's probably reading this thread and sipping at the mere mention of his name.


Here's my list. It is not a ranking system, just the order in which the names popped into my head.
1. Chortles Snortles (AKA Lulzsect)
2. Nirgon
3. Detoxx
4. Recondojoe
5. Tunabros

So this is a shameless confession on my part, but despite the fact I can't play EQ due to RL, I still visit the forums strictly to read up on the drama. The fire exchanged between parties here could easily make a great episode of Jerry Springer. With that said, while there are Forum Quest villains, we also have heroes and neutral parties that add to the brawl. If anyone is up for it, they should make one of those classic D&D alignment charts using popular Forum Questers!

Tuna, I know you made this thread so be proud, you made my list. Each person on this list represents not just annoyance, but intent to continue the pattern of forum annoyance. As a person, you're a decent fellow, just want to put that out there for anyone else reading. Here's my reasoning for the other names.

We'll start with the most recently banned player, Nirgon. At 14K posts, which averages to 3.5 post per day over the last decade, saying he's "active" on the forums is an understatement. Under the guise of roleplaying, he's enjoyed some bad behavior on P99 that has gotten him banned and his guild disbanded. Even up to his eventual ban, he's made himself out to be the victim, which is not the case. Nirgon, if you're reading this, take this sabbatical from EQ to self reflect.

Next up, Chortles Snortles. This is a guy who has been banned multiple times and still creates new identities to continue his hijinx. The dedication to posting on a 20+ year Elf Simulator forum, with a small audience compared to that of Reddit/Twitter/Ect. always baffles me with this guy. He claims to be a wealthy stock trader, often as a way to put down other people who attack him in forum threads. The man could seek his flame posting elsewhere for greater returns, yet here he continues to return. As I said earlier, I'm sure he's already reading this thread and doing his signature "Big Sip." Something about the way he responds with animated GIFs has set people off enough to keep controversial threads alive and well for days or even weeks.

My next pic, Detoxx, is well known on the forums, Discord servers, and the Blue server. He's lead and still does lead raiding guilds to victory and ruination. While I'm sure the Vulak loot speaks for itself, this is an individual who cannot resist getting into arguments on the forums. As a leader, I feel you should be above such arguments and just focus on the game itself. A chief reason for Detoxx being on the Annoying Forum Poster list is due to the responses his mere words provoke. It doesn't matter if he's right or wrong, the moment he opens his mouth, allies and competitors will zerg the thread and sling mud at one another as to who runs ToV and who should loot Vulak. It gets annoying, but also makes for great reading at times.

And finally we come to Recondojoe. His forum signature made the bold claim of being a 3 percenter or such, if I remember right. That alone was annoying to see repeatedly. I think out of all the names I listed, I'm not going to say more than that. Like a Peter Pan pixie, he thrives on having his name merely mentioned. I'm not going to give him more than that.

Now to balance this post out by mentioning some Good Forum Posters. The only two that come to my mind at this time are Loramin and Swish. Loramin stands by what he says and is the only forum quester to boldly believe in the Green Project when others doubted its existence. By EQ RP standards, he should get a custom item. Last time I witnessed EQ resolve such as that, the GMs on my live server RPed as Innoruuk and awarded a dark elf player with a custom weapon.

Swish has pushed for players to try the red server before I even started on P99 in 2017. To face the naysayers daily while countering them with hilarious cat GIFs is admirable. If a red thread were created to advertise for the server, Swish would be on it. Even when Swish was banned on his first account, for promoting Red, he just created another and kept on truckin for Red! Great to see he got his original account back.

Neutral players for Forum Quest would currently be Mead, Baler, and Blackbellamy. All 3 are happy to play this emulator and will equally celebrate its demise.

Am I right or wrong? Let me know in the comments below. Be sure to like and subscribe. This post was brought to you by Raid Shadow Legends. Enter code RED to start a fresh level 1 character on P99 Red.

I can assure you not a single soul on this forum read that cringe wall of text

dk0
08-25-2021, 07:12 PM
The most annoying are the 2-3 clowns that have been shouting "i know you are, but what am i" at each other for like 10 pages in the "riot is done" thread.

arguing_on_the_internet_is_like_the_special_olympi cs.jpg

Samoht
08-25-2021, 07:14 PM
The most annoying are the 2-3 clowns that have been shouting "i know you are, but what am i" at each other for like 10 pages in the "riot is done" thread.

arguing_on_the_internet_is_like_the_special_olympi cs.jpg

I know you are, but what am I?

dk0
08-25-2021, 07:41 PM
I know you are, but what am I?

Checkmate! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E4F0cDN-rQ

Skarne
08-25-2021, 07:44 PM
I can assure you not a single soul on this forum read that cringe wall of text

How do you know it’s cringe if you didn’t read it?

Tunabros
08-25-2021, 07:51 PM
How do you know it’s cringe if you didn’t read it?

all walls of text are cringe

Whale biologist
08-25-2021, 07:55 PM
4. Recondojoeserver.
And finally we come to Recondojoe. His forum signature made the bold claim of being a 3 percenter or such, if I remember right. That alone was annoying to see repeatedly. I think out of all the names I listed, I'm not going to say more than that. Like a Peter Pan pixie, he thrives on having his name merely mentioned. I'm not going to give him more than that.

The 3 percenter sig linked to a pic of a fat guy in tacticool gear. A jest!

Bardp1999
08-25-2021, 08:07 PM
Best RnF of all time is Clear vs Clear by Heebo

sydbarrett25
08-25-2021, 08:35 PM
Best RnF of all time is Clear vs Clear by Heebo

Grumph
08-25-2021, 09:04 PM
Are y’all performing qualitative or quantitative analysis?

There’s only one poster who has:

1) won an Aon from forum contest
2) griefed Nemce out of trying to nerd rage yank the AG tag
3) <radacted> ok I’d take this one back if I could. Was a mistake in retrospect.
4) produced the highest acclaimed and most successful wiki guide of 2021 on how to kill Vindi (and enter the draft - I am the People’s Champ after all).
5) made it possible for Kittens to loot a Gharns
6) griefed Jutebox back to the kiddie pool where he belongs instead of trying to write petitions like a big boy.
7) too many more to list…


That said. Everyone complaining about how annoyed they are need to embrace a more bold vision of themselves as someone who’s not a whiny looser complaining about being annoyed but instead some kind of winner (there’s plenty of ways to win. See above.) - just start with one and go from there. Your welcome.

ArbiterBlixen
08-25-2021, 09:11 PM
Are y’all performing qualitative or quantitative analysis?

There’s only one poster who has:

1) won an Aon from forum contest
2) griefed Nemce out of trying to nerd rage yank the AG tag
3) <radacted> ok I’d take this one back if I could. Was a mistake in retrospect.
4) produced the highest acclaimed and most successful wiki guide of 2021 on how to kill Vindi (and enter the draft - I am the People’s Champ after all).
5) made it possible for Kittens to loot a Gharns
6) griefed Jutebox back to the kiddie pool where he belongs instead of trying to write petitions like a big boy.
7) too many more to list…


That said. Everyone complaining about how annoyed they are need to embrace a more bold vision of themselves as someone who’s not a whiny looser complaining about being annoyed but instead some kind of winner (there’s plenty of ways to win. See above.) - just start with one and go from there. Your welcome.

Crazy part is you’ve done more for Kittens than Jutebox and they don’t even realize it.

Cecily
08-25-2021, 09:11 PM
Who was that?

Ennewi
08-25-2021, 10:24 PM
6) griefed Jutebox back to the kiddie pool where he belongs instead of trying to write petitions like a big boy.

https://theshabbytree.com/diy-jute-storage-box/

Something productive to do during those long poopsock sessions.

Mead
08-25-2021, 10:58 PM
Where has lulz been?

Castle2.0
08-25-2021, 11:42 PM
Didn't make list and people revere my achievements. feelsgoodman.

Arvan
08-26-2021, 12:28 AM
Didn't make list and people revere my achievements. feelsgoodman.

I dont think anyone knows who you are... you new?

Homesteaded
08-26-2021, 12:58 AM
How has that Canadian cuck avoided being mentioned?

Tunabros
08-26-2021, 01:40 AM
I dont think anyone knows who you are... you new?

he thinks he's a big boy

Castle2.0
08-26-2021, 01:42 AM
[b]Join Date: Apr 2019[/quote] Hehe, new guy.

Tunabros
08-26-2021, 02:19 AM
Hehe, new guy.[/QUOTE]

his character arvan has been on this server for years

aaezil
08-26-2021, 09:28 AM
Hehe, new guy.[/QUOTE]

Lol ive been on p99 for almost a decade, many forum accounts mr. new guy.

Castle2.0
08-26-2021, 09:46 AM
Lol ive been on p99 for almost a decade, many forum accounts mr. new guy.[/quote]

Hehe, people can't remember their passwords, hehe.

xdrcfrx
08-26-2021, 10:53 AM
Crazy part is you’ve done more for Kittens than Jutebox and they don’t even realize it.

yikes do you people actually believe this? cringing hard for you.

Grumph
08-26-2021, 11:22 AM
yikes do you people actually believe this? cringing hard for you.

I put a petition in to code the proc response from that specific Gharns to say “Ah. I feel much better now. Thank you Grumph.”

They didn’t say no!

Rader
08-26-2021, 12:46 PM
Horza

Tethler
08-28-2021, 04:22 AM
Didn't make list and people revere my achievements. feelsgoodman.

lol

Cecily
08-28-2021, 07:44 AM
Nexii get a nomination yet? Posts unwanted erotic fanfiction in chapters to an audience that didn't seem to want to be an audience. Weighs in on unrelated topics with life experience as a [redacted] BDSM loving furry. Perpetual victim. Generally oblivious to the point of things, projecting venomous failed relationship trauma onto anyone who reminds her of her ex.

RevSaber
08-28-2021, 09:16 AM
I always think of nexii as more of an "it".

Cecily
08-28-2021, 09:22 AM
Yeah, that's just dehumanizing. Be nice to people please.

Castle2.0
08-28-2021, 09:29 AM
lol

+1 Achievement Reverence <3

Nexii
08-28-2021, 10:55 AM
Cecily big mad/jealous of me because her life has been a failure in every way unlike mine. She (and that's generous to use 'she') failed at transitioning, she's never been in a serious relationship, and she's never held a professional job. Probably has only gotten by due to family charity. Won't last a month as a nurse even if she graduates cause she's a psycho who hates and stalks people like a jilted male would do. All she has in life is this forum for a game she quit because she was so anti-social that no guild would have her around.

Yet she thinks she's better than me cause I'm a furry or something. Lol

ArbiterBlixen
08-28-2021, 10:57 AM
Cecily big mad/jealous of me because her life has been a failure in every way unlike mine. She (and that's generous to use 'she') failed at transitioning, she's never been in a serious relationship, and she's never held a professional job. Probably has only gotten by due to family charity. Won't last a month as a nurse even if she graduates cause she's a psycho who hates and stalks people like a jilted male would do. All she has in life is this forum for a game she quit because she was so anti-social that no guild would have her around.

Yet she thinks she's better than me cause I'm a furry or something. Lol

This may be the most vile post i have seen on these forums.

Jibartik
08-28-2021, 11:30 AM
I mean yea: she’s definitely better than you because you’re a furry.

pink grapefruit
08-28-2021, 11:51 AM
Cecily is quite witty when she wants to be and I’ve enjoyed her presence here for years.

Idk if annoying is the right word, but the people in the off topic board spamming weird politics make me feel sorta sad. Like we’re so divided now we can’t even agree on a basic set of facts to discuss intelligently. Conspiracy theories, anti-science nonsense, and straight up bigoted hate abound rn. People from all sides of these issues just keep adding more fuel to the fire lol

Jibartik
08-28-2021, 12:00 PM
Cecily is quite witty when she wants to be and I’ve enjoyed her presence here for years.

Idk if annoying is the right word, but the people in the off topic board spamming weird politics make me feel sorta sad. Like we’re so divided now we can’t even agree on a basic set of facts to discuss intelligently. Conspiracy theories, anti-science nonsense, and straight up bigoted hate abound rn. People from all sides of these issues just keep adding more fuel to the fire lol

The funny thing is, we try to figure out what the problem is but this is quite literally: the result of capitalism.

If you look at everyone's problem, it's always centered around something that is caused by a capitalist system. People replacing them at work, drug problems, social degradation.

If the state of the world today is evidence of anything it's that capitalism failed hard lol fucking shitter system.

It cant do anything to stop this chaotic downward spiral. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, the middle class get called nazi's.

We're running at peak capitalism right now, best possible outcome, because that's what we've had.

This is America at it's best lol

Whale biologist
08-28-2021, 12:09 PM
The funny thing is, we try to figure out what the problem is but this is quite literally: the result of capitalism.

If you look at everyone's problem, it's always centered around something that is caused by a capitalist system. People replacing them at work, drug problems, social degradation.

If the state of the world today is evidence of anything it's that capitalism failed hard lol fucking shitter system.

It cant do anything to stop this chaotic downward spiral. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, the middle class get called nazi's.

We're running at peak capitalism right now, best possible outcome, because that's what we've had.

This is America at it's best lol

Real capitalism has never been tried. :p

Cecily
08-28-2021, 12:14 PM
Cecily big mad/jealous of me because her life has been a failure in every way unlike mine. She (and that's generous to use 'she') failed at transitioning, she's never been in a serious relationship, and she's never held a professional job. Probably has only gotten by due to family charity. Won't last a month as a nurse even if she graduates cause she's a psycho who hates and stalks people like a jilted male would do. All she has in life is this forum for a game she quit because she was so anti-social that no guild would have her around.

Yet she thinks she's better than me cause I'm a furry or something. Lol

All I have to say to that is lol your first move transitioning was to buy leather pants.

Bardp1999
08-28-2021, 12:18 PM
TRANNY FITE

Cecily
08-28-2021, 12:27 PM
Speaking of unreadable fan fiction.

Ooloo
08-28-2021, 12:29 PM
The funny thing is, we try to figure out what the problem is but this is quite literally: the result of capitalism.

If you look at everyone's problem, it's always centered around something that is caused by a capitalist system. People replacing them at work, drug problems, social degradation.

If the state of the world today is evidence of anything it's that capitalism failed hard lol fucking shitter system.

It cant do anything to stop this chaotic downward spiral. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, the middle class get called nazi's.

We're running at peak capitalism right now, best possible outcome, because that's what we've had.

This is America at it's best lol

This isn't true at all though? The rich get richer, sure, who cares. They aren't stealing from anyone. The poor of today are WAYYYY more wealthy than the poor demographic of say, 1950. People always says there's no upward mobility and that's just not true. If you're not a totally lazy slob with no marketable skills, you will likely exist in both the middle, upper-middle, and upper classes at some point in your life.

Capitalism, for all it's faults (and it has them, but that's mainly in corruption, not some inherent property of the system itself), owns and has cured more poverty than any other system ever. Socialism and communism do nothing but *create* poverty. Please see: All of modern history.

Nexii
08-28-2021, 12:42 PM
All I have to say to that is lol your first move transitioning was to buy leather pants.

Actually it was to go on hormones. You should try it

Cecily
08-28-2021, 12:47 PM
Then leather pants. Got it. Like and subscribe for more passing tips lol...

Horza
08-28-2021, 12:58 PM
This isn't true at all though? The rich get richer, sure, who cares. They aren't stealing from anyone. The poor of today are WAYYYY more wealthy than the poor demographic of say, 1950. People always says there's no upward mobility and that's just not true. If you're not a totally lazy slob with no marketable skills, you will likely exist in both the middle, upper-middle, and upper classes at some point in your life.

Capitalism, for all it's faults (and it has them, but that's mainly in corruption, not some inherent property of the system itself), owns and has cured more poverty than any other system ever. Socialism and communism do nothing but *create* poverty. Please see: All of modern history.

Take the stupid conservative propaganda to Off Topic.

alphys
08-28-2021, 01:25 PM
Any hope to transition at 6'2? I am built like a linebacker ;w;

Cecily
08-28-2021, 01:43 PM
I lost half an inch of height and a considerable amount of muscle. Went down a couple shoe sizes, too. It's really hard to know before you try. If you're older and have resources for facial surgery, that's a huge help. Get started on voice and hair removal now. Welcome to Hell~

alphys
08-28-2021, 01:54 PM
I had my hair down to my ass last year and constantly got "ma'am" or " miss " Thats when it hit me. Five years down the toilet since I cut it but dealing with regression now ;3

I slouch hard so that is promising.

starkind
08-28-2021, 02:05 PM
beard gets me ma'am

shave and eyebrows plucked and a lil mascera and light lipstick gets me miss

go figure

Cecily
08-28-2021, 02:19 PM
I knock over the display cases and menacingly stare at clerks, screaming at them until they address me by my preferred pronouns.

alphys
08-28-2021, 04:08 PM
She needed the strongest pro-noun avaliable but the gamestop shopkeeper knew that pro-noun was far too powerful for someone her level

RevSaber
08-28-2021, 04:43 PM
Real capitalism has never been tried. :p

Hard times create strong men
Strong men create good times
Good times create weak men
Weak men create hard times.

Were on the last

Whale biologist
08-28-2021, 05:15 PM
Hard men create good times


Ftfy

starkind
08-29-2021, 09:29 AM
hehehe nice ftfy

TheBardo
08-29-2021, 04:34 PM
horza by far

guy is a pea-brained parrot

lol cry more

imperiouskitten
08-29-2021, 07:21 PM
i love agatha

imperiouskitten
08-29-2021, 07:21 PM
also he's one of the only ppl who can attest my CS skill other than rogean and husbando

Tunabros
08-29-2021, 08:36 PM
quitting the forums forever

you guys are so fucking cringe

Shawk
08-29-2021, 09:20 PM
quitting the forums forever

you guys are so fucking cringe


-cringe.

TomisFeline
08-30-2021, 02:27 AM
Best forum poster, Chortles Snortles

My GOAT was filbus.

Had all the skills an rnf champ needs

he could:

shitpost
bash raiding
make up rp stories laced with shitposting
avoided politics

S. Chortles is still A tier though. He just gets points knocked off for being only able to shitpost.

nostalgiaquest
08-30-2021, 08:52 AM
quitting the forums forever

you guys are so fucking cringe

Lol, and thus completes another cycle. He started so young, so eager, so innocent.

Be safe out there brave little Tuna.

Mblake1981
08-30-2021, 09:12 AM
quitting the forums forever

you guys are so fucking cringe

a shamefur dispray that i can't hold against you here.

Tunabros
08-30-2021, 12:03 PM
Mblake1981

Mblake1981
08-30-2021, 12:23 PM
Good

JDFriend99
08-30-2021, 06:41 PM
Anyone who types Kewl or Thankie should tie the headphones around their neck.

JDFriend99
08-30-2021, 06:42 PM
quitting the forums forever

you guys are so fucking cringe
could I have your account, just for giggles

Argh
08-30-2021, 09:09 PM
My GOAT was filbus.

Had all the skills an rnf champ needs

he could:

shitpost
bash raiding
make up rp stories laced with shitposting
avoided politics


Forgot to mention his 🔥 p99 tracks:
https://soundcloud.com/captnamazing/plat-city
https://soundcloud.com/spice-boys/felwithe

sydbarrett25
08-30-2021, 09:19 PM
Forgot to mention his 🔥 p99 tracks:
https://soundcloud.com/captnamazing/plat-city
https://soundcloud.com/spice-boys/felwithe

Thank you for this. May Filbus grace us with his presence sometime again soon.

imperiouskitten
08-31-2021, 01:40 AM
filberg thought the forum was real life when we met. then he got embarrassed and quit the forum forever. THE END.

i can't help breaking some hearts.

Tethler
08-31-2021, 02:26 AM
filberg thought the forum was real life when we met. then he got embarrassed and quit the forum forever. THE END.

i can't help breaking some hearts.

Is this your "annoying forum poster" submission?

starkind
08-31-2021, 10:03 AM
honestly its me and i'm quite proud of that

starkind
08-31-2021, 10:17 AM
high elf one is gud man if he did moar of those he'd be rich

Tunabros
09-02-2021, 12:04 AM
Pink Pineapple or what the hell his name is

starkind
09-02-2021, 10:23 AM
I honetly thought pinkgrape was tuna/impK

Izmael
09-02-2021, 10:46 AM
https://i.imgur.com/Pt3oSRG.png

Tunabros
09-02-2021, 11:02 AM
https://i.imgur.com/Pt3oSRG.png

eyyyyyyyyy :D

Fammaden
09-02-2021, 11:07 AM
Would save some time if we could ignore a poster and it blocked all their IP's instead.

Toxigen
09-02-2021, 11:08 AM
https://i.imgur.com/Pt3oSRG.png

you bigot

starkind
09-02-2021, 02:27 PM
i'm on there twice lol

Tunabros
09-02-2021, 02:35 PM
i'm on there twice lol

because your cringy asf and like to spam with drug nonsense

Ooloo
09-02-2021, 06:43 PM
lol cry more

horza fanboi detected

starkind
09-02-2021, 08:00 PM
because your cringy asf and like to spam with drug nonsense

A wrong way of abbreviating the words "as fuck", the right one being "af" (or "a.f./AF/A.F").
1: That dude wrote that he was "hungry asf", but how can you write an abbreviation which contains one of the abbreviated words, not abbreviated?

2: Man, he should go back to school, his grammar's bad af.

Whale biologist
09-02-2021, 11:17 PM
tunabro so thirsty :)

sydbarrett25
09-02-2021, 11:23 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Pt3oSRG.png

This is all magnataress??? Figured.

Tunabros
09-03-2021, 01:06 AM
h!trick

starkind
09-03-2021, 01:47 PM
so u regard me as a discord bot, maybe i am and ur liek the output filter lewl

RevSaber
09-03-2021, 01:59 PM
so u regard me as a discord bot, maybe i am and ur liek the output filter lewl

No, we regard u as retarded...

Horza
09-03-2021, 02:46 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Pt3oSRG.png

Tunabros
09-03-2021, 03:29 PM
https://i.imgur.com/g0HFBq7.png

Tunabros
09-03-2021, 03:30 PM
blocked most forum drug users

Arvan
09-03-2021, 03:54 PM
https://i.imgur.com/g0HFBq7.png

That's a good portion of the shitposters / drugposters nice list ill have to copy that

Mesocyclone
09-03-2021, 05:33 PM
Your mom is.

ArbiterBlixen
09-04-2021, 09:37 AM
Starkind, always making threads with nothiNg to say

starkind
09-05-2021, 09:25 AM
what do u mean i usually type a lot not as much as i used 2

sorry i don't right paragraphs anymore

Tunabros
09-07-2021, 02:07 PM
Baler has been added to my list for being cringe and a wiki worshipper like Loramin

Good day!

Baler
09-07-2021, 02:09 PM
Baler has been added to my list for being cringe and a wiki worshipper like Loramin

Good day!

Why can't we be friends?
I don't want to duel with you. :(

pink grapefruit
09-07-2021, 02:22 PM
idk why people are annoyed with me lol

Trexller
09-07-2021, 02:42 PM
why do people block forum posters at all? You are in effect censoring yourself, when unable to hear others.

take Horza for example, biggest forum troll we've got. Every now and then he accidentally makes a good point.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. a blind squirrel eventually finds a nut

Mblake1981
09-07-2021, 02:48 PM
why do people block forum posters at all? You are in effect censoring yourself, when unable to hear others.

Some things i do not want. Useless argument about it. Out of sight, out of mind but you can't get that here.

Trexller
09-07-2021, 02:58 PM
Some things i do not want. Useless argument about it. Out of sight, out of mind but you can't get that here.

Pretty much all of us just come here for the entertainment. /popcorn

Mblake1981
09-07-2021, 03:23 PM
Pretty much all of us just come here for the entertainment. /popcorn

That's what its all about isn't it. Thing is, that is also social media. You can find this anywhere because its everything.

No, this is an EQ forum. Social media and 4chan antics are shared here for better or worse.

Stonewallx39
09-07-2021, 03:28 PM
horza by far

guy is a pea-brained parrot

+1

Jibartik
09-07-2021, 03:33 PM
I have never once not clicked View Post after putting someone on ignore so I dont do it anymore.

Whale biologist
09-07-2021, 03:35 PM
Some things i do not want. Useless argument about it. Out of sight, out of mind but you can't get that here.

Pink G isn't even annoying yet. She must be exercising great self-control.

Confit
09-07-2021, 03:43 PM
Most annoying forum poster is...

Anyone who says "Imagine xyz" followed by "hope this helps." Usually said by people who make fun of others for playing the very game that they are/were addicted to. Except they're addicted to the forums which is the worst part of P99.

Mblake1981
09-07-2021, 03:59 PM
Pink G isn't even annoying yet. She must be exercising great self-control.

Wasn't referring to Pink G. They want Red reset so everyone is level 1 and naked. It's that mad rush to rise up.

Jibartik
09-07-2021, 04:01 PM
Most annoying forum poster is...

Anyone who says "Imagine xyz" followed by "hope this helps." Usually said by people who make fun of others for playing the very game that they are/were addicted to. Except they're addicted to the forums which is the worst part of P99.

I hate that Imagine xyz thing people do too! Im glad that is becoming a hated group, although that means they will become a protected one soon too. Dammit.

Ripqozko
09-07-2021, 04:12 PM
I hate that Imagine xyz thing people do too! Im glad that is becoming a hated group, although that means they will become a protected one soon too. Dammit.

Imagine, hope that helped.

Fammaden
09-07-2021, 04:25 PM
Imagine hoping that helped.

Mblake1981
09-07-2021, 04:38 PM
Imagine hoping any of you helped.

hope this helps

Fammaden
09-07-2021, 05:10 PM
Imagine hoping any of you helped.

Who hurt you? Seek help.

Horza
09-07-2021, 05:15 PM
I hate that Imagine xyz thing people do too! Im glad that is becoming a hated group, although that means they will become a protected one soon too. Dammit.

Imagine not even being able to make a joke without bringing up your conservative grievances.

Jibartik
09-07-2021, 05:32 PM
I was like, should I even mention that I dont like those posts because horza will just reply to all posts with that now. But i was afraid maybe, just maybe that wouldn't happen so I wouldn't jinx it in that case.

But no, you are as predictable as they say.

Mblake1981
09-07-2021, 05:49 PM
Who hurt you? Seek help.

Did you read? that book is not up.

Thorgrimm
09-07-2021, 05:52 PM
Horza confirmed steaming pile of shit + simp

Tunabros
09-07-2021, 06:00 PM
why do people block forum posters at all? You are in effect censoring yourself, when unable to hear others.

take Horza for example, biggest forum troll we've got. Every now and then he accidentally makes a good point.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. a blind squirrel eventually finds a nut

some people should not be allowed to share their opinion

Trexller
09-07-2021, 06:31 PM
some people should not be allowed to share their opinion

Thats a bad policy, thats how you end up with gulags

regardless of how much one may disagree, or how idiotic their viewpoints are, you cannot deny their right to spout off nonsensical drivel.

Freedom is not a nice, pretty package. It's not a definition of what you or some other singular entity wants it to be.

Freedom is a general consensus about what should or shouldn't be done.

If today, you can deny the voice of one group, then you can bet your ass, that tomorrow you will be shut down, for no other reason than someone disagrees with you.

Trexller
09-07-2021, 06:33 PM
Oh also, this thread, and engaging in it, is a monument and increasing visibility to those who annoy you.

Whale biologist
09-07-2021, 06:37 PM
Thats a bad policy, thats how you end up with gulags

regardless of how much one may disagree, or how idiotic their viewpoints are, you cannot deny their right to spout off nonsensical drivel.

Freedom is not a nice, pretty package. It's not a definition of what you or some other singular entity wants it to be.

Freedom is a general consensus about what should or shouldn't be done.

If today, you can deny the voice of one group, then you can bet your ass, that tomorrow you will be shut down, for no other reason than someone disagrees with you.

That sounds fine, but you can't expect free hosting and business(adview) partnerships.

pink grapefruit
09-07-2021, 06:44 PM
Pink G isn't even annoying yet. She must be exercising great self-control.

??

Horza
09-07-2021, 07:02 PM
That sounds fine, but you can't expect free hosting and business(adview) partnerships.

I'm sure Republicans will act like reasonable adults and not throw a tantrum like a toddler.

Ooloo
09-08-2021, 12:51 PM
I'm sure Republicans will act like reasonable adults and not throw a tantrum like a toddler.

Republicans and conservatives generally do act more mature and reasonable in my experience. It's just that the left doesn't consider a "heartbeat abortion bill with broad exceptions if there is a risk to the mother" a reasonable compromise, which it completely is. They still want to be able to kill their baby up to and during delivery if they want to, and refuse to budge on it. Who is unreasonable again?

myrddraal
09-08-2021, 01:35 PM
Republicans and conservatives generally do act more mature and reasonable in my experience. It's just that the left doesn't consider a "heartbeat abortion bill with broad exceptions if there is a risk to the mother" a reasonable compromise, which it completely is. They still want to be able to kill their baby up to and during delivery if they want to, and refuse to budge on it. Who is unreasonable again?

Mandate vasectomies and prove worthiness of fatherhood if abortions are illegal, let's make it fair.

Argh
09-08-2021, 03:32 PM
Most people in this thread.

Ripqozko
09-08-2021, 04:03 PM
Most people in this thread.

Agreed

RevSaber
09-08-2021, 05:07 PM
Mandate vasectomies and prove worthiness of fatherhood if abortions are illegal, let's make it fair.

Sterilize anyone on government assistance and um down

Ratchet51
09-08-2021, 06:12 PM
Sterilize anyone without Warder loot, and do so unapologetically.

Whale biologist
09-08-2021, 07:30 PM
Sterilize anyone on government assistance and um down

https://wiki.project1999.com/images/Npc_a_spite_golem.png

RevSaber
09-08-2021, 07:42 PM
Haha useless degree.... Thats genuinely funny bro

Horza
09-08-2021, 08:36 PM
Republicans and conservatives generally do act more mature and reasonable in my experience.

Sterilize anyone on government assistance and um down

:confused:

RevSaber
09-08-2021, 08:43 PM
Im not s republican or a deception....

Jibartik
09-08-2021, 08:43 PM
john has a long mustache

RevSaber
09-08-2021, 08:44 PM
Or an autobot or a democrat lol

Jibartik
09-08-2021, 08:45 PM
:confused:

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakoutsReborn/comments/pkl4ms/larry_elder_front_runner_for_governor_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

starkind
09-08-2021, 08:57 PM
https://wiki.project1999.com/images/Npc_a_spite_golem.png

That's a cool golem. Probably best one in E1q

Whale biologist
09-08-2021, 09:31 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakoutsReborn/comments/pkl4ms/larry_elder_front_runner_for_governor_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

They threw an egg(?) and girl-punched his bouncer x2.

The end is nigh! :p

starkind
09-08-2021, 09:56 PM
They threw an egg(?) and girl-punched his bouncer x2.

The end is nigh! :p

That video is like this weird start to a really bad porn you can't ever forgive yourself for.

doeda
09-13-2021, 12:21 PM
Nexii get a nomination yet?.

Tunabros
09-15-2021, 02:25 AM
what did Nexii even do? She seems pretty cool. Haven't seen her being cringe on here.

Sure she's a furry but at least she isn't being a degenerate about it.

Tethler
09-17-2021, 11:08 PM
what did Nexii even do? She seems pretty cool. Haven't seen her being cringe on here.

Sure she's a furry but at least she isn't being a degenerate about it.

Nexii been pretty quiet recently. Were you around on the forums when she was posting weird erotic EQ fanfic stories though? I guess it's been a year or two now.

Tunabros
09-17-2021, 11:16 PM
Nexii been pretty quiet recently. Were you around on the forums when she was posting weird erotic EQ fanfic stories though? I guess it's been a year or two now.

been here since 2014

just didn't pay attention to forums much until green launched lol

starkind
09-18-2021, 12:18 AM
Changing my vote to "Starkind[b]s[/]"

Ooloo
09-22-2021, 02:30 PM
They threw an egg(?) and girl-punched his bouncer x2.

The end is nigh! :p

I agree throwing an egg is very mature and not at all childlike behavior personified, which was the issue at hand dummy.

Whale biologist
09-22-2021, 02:36 PM
I agree throwing an egg is very mature and not at all childlike behavior personified, which was the issue at hand dummy.

Hey butt out Doug, I was talking to Jib :o

Tunabros
09-22-2021, 02:47 PM
starkind is so annoying and cringe

starkind
09-22-2021, 03:05 PM
just jelly cuz my posts get randomly deleted and urs don't

ArbiterBlixen
09-22-2021, 03:07 PM
Actually tunabros is worse than starkind. Always posting really petty things.

Tunabros
09-22-2021, 03:09 PM
just jelly cuz my posts get randomly deleted and urs don't

yikes

seek help

like your genuinely a loser and a no lifer

and that's saying something on here

ArbiterBlixen
09-22-2021, 03:13 PM
yikes

seek help

like your genuinely a loser and a no lifer

and that's saying something on here

Petty

loramin
09-22-2021, 03:36 PM
yikes

seek help

like your genuinely a loser and a no lifer

and that's saying something on here

https://i.imgur.com/QH3FkTT.gif

BlackBellamy
09-22-2021, 05:11 PM
You are all equally annoying.

Tunabros
09-22-2021, 07:00 PM
https://i.imgur.com/QH3FkTT.gif

loramin you literally worship the wiki or "correct" other people on "classic interference"

no one:
loramin: um actually frogloks were added in the 84th expansion legacy of luclin uh durrrr

starkind
09-22-2021, 07:07 PM
yeah well you have a utube of a human druid and a wierd soundlcoud favs list.

loramin
09-22-2021, 07:50 PM
loramin you literally worship the wiki or "correct" other people on "classic interference"

no one:
loramin: um actually frogloks were added in the 84th expansion legacy of luclin uh durrrr

You are really bad at caricature: I've never written anything even close to that.

ArbiterBlixen
09-22-2021, 08:44 PM
I appreciate people who volunteer their time to work on the wiki. Tunabros on the other hand is no value added.

Whale biologist
09-22-2021, 10:04 PM
You are all equally annoying.

hurtful (https://youtu.be/JuYeHPFR3f0)

Castle2.0
09-22-2021, 10:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRXKwVNpKzY

Bardp1999
09-22-2021, 11:34 PM
Castle 2.0 finally posting in the correct thread

cd288
09-22-2021, 11:40 PM
loramin you literally worship the wiki or "correct" other people on "classic interference"

no one:
loramin: um actually frogloks were added in the 84th expansion legacy of luclin uh durrrr

Alright you’re a dick but I’ll admit I did kind of chuckle at the last part

Tunabros
09-23-2021, 01:17 AM
I'm probably the most nicest person on this god forsaken forums

Jibartik
09-23-2021, 01:27 AM
Im pretty nice but horza touched me here

https://i.imgur.com/88Evjhr.png

starkind
09-23-2021, 01:57 AM
Alright you’re a dick but I’ll admit I did kind of chuckle at the last part

dickbutt

Tunabros
09-23-2021, 02:01 AM
starkind/magnecringe number #1 most annoying forum poster of all time

gratz!

nostalgiaquest
09-23-2021, 05:52 AM
I thought you said you'd be less of a poopypants, Maguro

You get a chemistry tutor yet?

starkind
09-23-2021, 08:52 AM
pro tip for tunabros for being a better druid

https://i.imgur.com/qdAOHKZ.png

buy a gossamar robe and hood

Tunabros
09-23-2021, 10:59 AM
pro tip for tunabros for being a better druid

https://i.imgur.com/qdAOHKZ.png

buy a gossamar robe and hood

cringe

https://wiki.project1999.com/Robe_of_the_Azure_Sky

Whale biologist
09-23-2021, 12:00 PM
cringe


Everytime I talk it's considered an "Epic Poggers Moment"

Tunabros
09-23-2021, 12:02 PM
Everytime I talk it's considered an "Epic Poggers Moment"

ezclap

Whale biologist
09-23-2021, 12:14 PM
ezclap

are you ok?

Tunabros
09-23-2021, 01:13 PM
are you ok?

Yeah, I think so

hopefully :D

I'm not the one talking on those "covid political" off topic threads :eek:

starkind
09-24-2021, 03:04 PM
U got me.

Robe of Azure sky is baller.