I am looking for a guild to join

[CancerMage]

I recently left my guild, I don't have as much time to play and basically I'm looking to do the same content but only put in about 10% of the time into the game as my old guild. Do any other raiding guilds do that? I was thinking there might be a guild out there that only petitions its way into raid content instead of playing the game. I'm looking for a guild with a full velious raiding comp, that also doesn't sock windows for whatever reason. One that claims they are casual but stands ready to kill velious content.

I know it doesn't make sense, but I'd really like to join that guild. Any suggestions?

[myrddraal]

At this point socking is kind of the meta. At least on blue. Most things that can die within 10 mins of spawn do. Only thing that takes more time is inner ring tov a d ring war really.

[CancerMage]

I have heard on green there is some kind of guild named after magic cards that is fully comp'd but doesn't sock targets.

[Baler]

Would you be willing to watch a hidden ranger 24/7 and press track when it's ready.
Then switch to a rogue or cleric after batphoning eveyone.
As well as outside window farm up clickies for the raid tanks when theirs run out of charges?

[cogthegreat]

So you want to join a guild like Dark Men of Odus on green or blue?

[CancerMage]

Would you be willing to watch a hidden ranger 24/7 and press track when it's ready.
Then switch to a rogue or cleric after batphoning eveyone.
As well as outside window farm up clickies for the raid tanks when theirs run out of charges?

no i already told you i left my guild that does all the hard work to earn dragons. I want to join the one that doesn't do any of the hard work and just petitions for concessions and wins dragons that way. the work smarter not harder method id say.

[Boptop]

Being nothing but a warm body is the way to go

[Baler]

@CancerMage heads up you need to fix your signature image.

https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=324844
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[Jimjam]

Good luck finding a fun and friendly non-toxic guild, CancerMage.

[CancerMage]

@CancerMage heads up you need to fix your signature image.

https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=324844

i dont know what any of that nonsense means.

[cogthegreat]

You sound like a fit for vanquish on blue server ��

[Detoxx]

You sound like a fit for vanquish on blue server ��

Yeah come join Vanquish! They guild that actually kills raid mobs and doesnt just wait until another guild is bag limited.

[YendorLootmonkey]

no i already told you i left my guild that does all the hard work to earn dragons. I want to join the one that doesn't do any of the hard work and just petitions for concessions and wins dragons that way. the work smarter not harder method id say.

Please describe this "hard work" your former guild does. One guy training your competition so they're forced to do CR and re-clear for hours while you kill dragons competition-free, and then claim it was "an accident performed by one person not acting on behalf of the rest of the guild" to escape concessions/raid bans seems pretty easy.

In fact, the only hard part about that is coaching your fall guy what to say in /tells to make it look good for the counter-petition document.

[CancerMage]

Please describe this "hard work" your former guild does. One guy training your competition so they're forced to do CR and re-clear for hours while you kill dragons competition-free, and then claim it was "an accident performed by one person not acting on behalf of the rest of the guild" to escape concessions/raid bans seems pretty easy.

In fact, the only hard part about that is coaching your fall guy what to say in /tells to make it look good for the counter-petition document.

i want to join yours, I want to sit behind seal team and not clear anything and wait for the perfect moment to snatch a dragon. And since TOV is easily to get trained in if you are sittin near the other guild. I want to petition our way to dragons like your guild. I don't want to have to do shit except kill the dragon. I'm tired of putting alot of time into things i want.

Also, I want to complain when my lazy strat doesn't work.

[Aeaolena]

I recently left my guild, I don't have as much time to play and basically I'm looking to do the same content but only put in about 10% of the time into the game as my old guild. Do any other raiding guilds do that? I was thinking there might be a guild out there that only petitions its way into raid content instead of playing the game. I'm looking for a guild with a full velious raiding comp, that also doesn't sock windows for whatever reason. One that claims they are casual but stands ready to kill velious content.

I know it doesn't make sense, but I'd really like to join that guild. Any suggestions?

Sup Ramal.

You bored this morning huh? lol

Just wanted to poke you and let you know if I can figure out CancerMage is your alt account I'm sure others have too :p

I ain't even mad. To prove it here's some Anime vids to get stuck in your head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wpTY3LM5bc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUGLCJzFUyE

Happy Sunday Morning =D

[CancerMage]

Sup Ramal.

You bored this morning huh? lol

Just wanted to poke you and let you know if I can figure out CancerMage is your alt account I'm sure others have too :p

I ain't even mad. To prove it here's some Anime vids to get stuck in your head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wpTY3LM5bc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUGLCJzFUyE

Happy Sunday Morning =D

im not hiding !

[Aeaolena]

hahahaha

[Aeaolena]

:)
https://imgur.com/k6DYHg5.jpg

[YendorLootmonkey]

i want to join yours, I want to sit behind seal team and not clear anything and wait for the perfect moment to snatch a dragon. And since TOV is easily to get trained in if you are sittin near the other guild. I want to petition our way to dragons like your guild. I don't want to have to do shit except kill the dragon. I'm tired of putting alot of time into things i want.

Also, I want to complain when my lazy strat doesn't work.

Well, for one, you are mistaken... my guild is <Black Lotus>. We have like three or four active players after everyone left because they were highly excited to spend all of Velious writing up multi-page petitions when the supposed competition did not play fair. We are no threat to anyone's precious fucking pixels.

I am simply supporting my longtime friends who would like to raid in there without having a guild known for denying pixels to others (not to mention having been raid banned for their poor behavior) intentionally send in a fall guy -- who clearly has been coached on how to respond to tells to make the petition response look good -- to train them and then claim it was an accident, as has been their trend.

I don't fault them... I mean, if I were a collection of sociopaths who "welcome competition" but then train a guild who were actually about to beat them to some targets, "misguided individual acting on their own" is how I would play it in order to keep my guild out of trouble, too.

[Whale biologist]

i dont know what any of that nonsense means.

He means your sig is too wide and breaks the forum formatting

[CancerMage]

go shovel yourself off a cliff

[YendorLootmonkey]

go shovel yourself off a cliff

Okay, cyber bully. Does that make you feel tough?

[Horza]

i want to join yours, I want to sit behind seal team and not clear anything and wait for the perfect moment to snatch a dragon. And since TOV is easily to get trained in if you are sittin near the other guild. I want to petition our way to dragons like your guild. I don't want to have to do shit except kill the dragon. I'm tired of putting alot of time into things i want.

Also, I want to complain when my lazy strat doesn't work.

Sorry about your blackface guild.

[CancerMage]

Okay, cyber bully. Does that make you feel tough?

and you are a cry bully, does that make you feel tough?

[RevSaber]

Im praying for you. But id just make a guild, do the woek myself, and stop listening to the UN. they only have power if u give it to them. Just like the real UN

[Kohedron]

How are your writing skills?

This is the only question that matters

[Bhairava]

How are your writing skills?

This is the only question that matters

im 5th grade level in english and kindergarden level in russian, will that do

[hobart]

Three pages of OP passive-aggressive hints about what hurt his feelings what guilds, players, and play styles he likes and doesn't like.

Send me your snapchat, OP. My youngest and her friends need someone new to bully on the internet.

[CancerMage]

Three pages of OP passive-aggressive hints about what hurt his feelings what guilds, players, and play styles he likes and doesn't like.

Send me your snapchat, OP. My youngest and her friends need someone new to bully on the internet.

I don't use snapchat, and everything i said is true. I don't have the playtime anymore to actually put work into achieving my goals. I want to coast with the other guilds.

[Kohedron]

im 5th grade level in english and kindergarden level in russian, will that do

Sorry kid, apply next year.

[hobart]

I don't use snapchat, and everything i said is true. I don't have the playtime anymore to actually put work into achieving my goals. I want to coast with the other guilds.

We've run into a problem then. My teen daughter would prefer to bully you via social media. How do you regularly get bullied then? Because a crybaby pussy like you has definitely been bullied. A lot.

I can't imagine what sort of work you do or goals you have that playing a video game is "work".

[Bardp1999]

Being nothing but a warm body is the way to go

+1 - the try hard maggots and professional EQ players on this server disgust me

[Ravager]

Join <Your Mom>

[Trexller]

OP is doing such a good job of applying to guilds, really illustrating himself as an upstanding, cool headed individual.

Also OP, go ahead and un-fuck your signature. Its not clever, its not edgy, its not funny, its not a meme.

What it is, is an accurate reflection of yourself: uninspired, obnoxious, half baked, and again like you, serves only your own enjoyment.

[Tunabros]

what kind of guild will let this guy in

sorry agatha but no one likes you anymore

[billcrystals]

OP’s embarrassing broken signature is a tell tale symptom of chronic little bitch syndrome and also suggests diarrhea.

[Nytemist]

After reading OP's posts in this thread and Detoxx invite I believe we can end this thread here. Its a perfect match.

[Bhairava]

OP’s embarrassing broken signature is a tell tale symptom of chronic little bitch syndrome and also suggests diarrhea.

???

[CancerMage]

i don't understand whats so wrong with my sig, you guys poor and play on 16 inch CRTs?

[Allishia]

i don't understand whats so wrong with my sig, you guys poor and play on 16 inch CRTs?

It sucks on cell phone cause it makes the whole thread that size. /nod

[Nexii]

i don't understand whats so wrong with my sig, you guys poor and play on 16 inch CRTs?

It's wider than 1920p and makes me want to put you on ignore, horizontal scrolling is bad

[CancerMage]

It's wider than 1920p and makes me want to put you on ignore, horizontal scrolling is bad

whats that even mean, thats greek to me.

[Andrei Chikatilo]

His dangerous organization administrator does not realize what he is doing.

It may be for the best.

Regards,

[reznor_]

also suggests diarrhea.

Please don’t make fun of crippling diarrhea, it is not a joking matter

[adruidarkly]

"hard work" LOL

[Baler]

CancerMage please fix your signature

[CancerMage]

CancerMage please fix your signature

HOW

[Bhairava]

HOW

dont let them bully you, be urself my man

[Baler]

HOW

Do you want me to fix it for you?
I'm willing.

[Baler]

Okay, I can't get it to fit within the rules. But this is as close as I could get it.

https://i.imgur.com/l1TEj1F.png

[Ratchet51]

I have no idea who OP is, but I like the cut of his jib.

[CancerMage]

I have no idea who OP is, but I like the cut of his jib.

thank you good sir.

[CancerMage]

test

[Baler]

CancerMage The problem is all the test in the post.
500 width, by 150 height is very difficult to fit all that text.

apologies that it didn't work out. :(

[CancerMage]

CancerMage The problem is all the test in the post.
500 width, by 150 height is very difficult to fit all that text.

apologies that it didn't work out. :(

looks good to me, thanks. it works. does what i want.

[CancerMage]

still looking for a guild, id like to collect dkp and not have anything to spend it on because my other guild members have been collecting dkp and having nothing to spend it on for the last 2 years. PM me.

[arkile]

Second Sons, come do draft weeks