Is this the min-max mentality?

[Gugg]

Min-maxxers are happy to be hated everywhere (running from guards and playing tricks to bank).

Min-maxxers are happy to level much slower (huge XP penalties on top of the massive grind).

Min-maxxers are happy to have ultra low intelligence (being dumb is more efficient than being smart apparently).

Min-maxxers are happy to be ugly (evil has been beaten with the ugly stick).

Min-maxxers are happy to kill newbie guards (in front of you (but you can't kill their guards because they are not lucrative)).

Mix-maxxers don't care about faction (raising faction is not min-max friendly).

Min-maxxers don't care about Lore (Lore is not min-max friendly).

Min-maxxers don't care about RP (RP is not min-max friendly).

Min-maxxers don't buff others (buffing others is not min-max friendly).

Min-maxxers don't take into account player skill, level and gear when comparing themselves to others; they only take into account racial traits at level 1 naked or level 60 in the best raid gear.

Mix-maxxers are not social (it's not min-max friendly to be social).

Min-maxxers want you to be just like them (if you don't follow their example then you're an idiot so lady you better roll an IKSAR or OGRE if you know what's good for you).

Min-maxxers send tells to players who didn't pick the chosen race asking them if they regret their decision not to (Rude)

Min-maxxers create unofficial rules which they pass off as official (ie. if you can be an Ogre be an Ogre s there might aswell be only one race and one class in the whole of Norrath).

Min-maxxers base their entire gaming experience around two racial traits; frontal anti-stun immunity and +8 regen so if there was a race which looked like a telly tubby they would pick that to play and dream of being 60 and respected by all because they have +8 extra regen in TOV.

Min-maxxers don't care about EverQuest (caring is not min-max friendly).

All this to focus on microscopic theoretical efficiency in a game which is HIGHLY efficient and where there is no rush and anybody can do what they do.

[Gugg]

All this to focus on microscopic theoretical efficiency in a game which is HIGHLY efficient and where there is no rush and anybody can do what they do.

...in a game which is HIGHLY efficient*...

[Smoofers]

Looks like u min maxxing drugs, friend

[Bhairava]

if i say what i think about min maxers i will be banned so i will refrain

[Jibartik]

OP did not min max his post and look what happened.

[Argh]

cool manifesto

[Sonderbeast]

Virgin Gugg:


Runs to newbie guards rather than fighting to the death

Plays eyepatch or mustachioed human

Probably buys oasis water from Shady




Chad min-maxxer:


Massive bulge cleverly hidden inside tink bag

Is renowned by clerics for great stamina in the streets (and the sheets)

Expertly plays free 20 year old game and puts his 39.99 WoW subscription into his 401k instead (employer match)

[Cecily]

I'm a +25 sta dark elf rogue for maximum highpoints.

[Jibartik]

what the f#%^ did you just say about eyepatches

[Jibartik]

waitaminuet ur right F@#$!

[Sonderbeast]

I said it

[Gustoo]

Virgin Gugg:


Runs to newbie guards rather than fighting to the death

Plays eyepatch or mustachioed human

Probably buys oasis water from Shady




Chad min-maxxer:


Massive bulge cleverly hidden inside tink bag

Is renowned by clerics for great stamina in the streets (and the sheets)

Expertly plays free 20 year old game and puts his 39.99 WoW subscription into his 401k instead (employer match)


/thread

[Kohedron]

Min maxxers spend more time writing up 10 page reports regarding pointless events in a 50 year old DnD sim while touching themselves in pure satisfaction

[Nocht]

If you aint a wood elf warrior then you aint livin mang.

[starkind]

I've been min maxing the cha stat for a long time.

Ironically, a lot of really good gear has +cha

[Ooloo]

Uh dark elf females are hot af what are you talking about my dear man

[strongNpretty]

I've been min maxing the cha stat for a long time.

Ironically, a lot of really good gear has +cha

I like to tell people that it's my deathwatch sword proc that makes my tanking so amazing...

https://wiki.project1999.com/Deathwatch_Sword

[derpcake2]

Maxed efficiency by not reading.

[Trexller]

forum min maxxing:

only read the first and last post, and make comments accordingly

[fortior]

stop making threads op, nobody likes you

[Bardp1999]

I'll save you some time OP

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=medieval+mace&ref=nb_sb_noss_1

[Pulgasari]

I'll save you some time OP

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=medieval+mace&ref=nb_sb_noss_1

Armed men storm Senate, stealing mace (https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/18/africa/nigeria-parliament-chaos/index.html)

[Grumph]

I'll save you some time OP

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=medieval+mace&ref=nb_sb_noss_1

The perfect door key doesn’t exis…

15313

[Bardp1999]

Armed men storm Senate, stealing mace (https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/18/africa/nigeria-parliament-chaos/index.html)

https://i.imgur.com/HfmSTZk.gif

[Rader]

min maxers tend to be moronic slugs

other than that, they are the ideal groupmates

[starkind]

Armed men storm Senate, stealing mace (https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/18/africa/nigeria-parliament-chaos/index.html)

sounds like america and democracy is working as intended :o :p

[Confit]

sounds like america and democracy is working as intended :o :p

In Nigeria?

[Sonderbeast]

In Nigeria?

The name would lead you to believe their brilliance, but in reality Starkind ain't too bright.

More of a "Brown Dwarf"

[Pulgasari]

The name would lead you to believe their brilliance, but in reality Starkind ain't too bright.

More of a "Brown Dwarf"

I said that about lulz once. I liked it better.

[DeathsSilkyMist]

It's always ironic that the "play however you want" crown simultaneously doesn't want min/maxers to play the way they want.

[Tunabros]

I play humans to min max fashion quest

sorry losers but "regen" or "frontal stun immunity" is for casuals

[Jimjam]

I play humans to min max fashion quest

sorry losers but "regen" or "frontal stun immunity" is for casuals

I’m starting to think some of these iksars aren’t even played by real repriles!!

[imperiouskitten]

Min-maxxers are happy to be hated everywhere (running from guards and playing tricks to bank).

Min-maxxers are happy to level much slower (huge XP penalties on top of the massive grind).

Min-maxxers are happy to have ultra low intelligence (being dumb is more efficient than being smart apparently).

Min-maxxers are happy to be ugly (evil has been beaten with the ugly stick).

Min-maxxers are happy to kill newbie guards (in front of you (but you can't kill their guards because they are not lucrative)).

Mix-maxxers don't care about faction (raising faction is not min-max friendly).

Min-maxxers don't care about Lore (Lore is not min-max friendly).

Min-maxxers don't care about RP (RP is not min-max friendly).

Min-maxxers don't buff others (buffing others is not min-max friendly).

Min-maxxers don't take into account player skill, level and gear when comparing themselves to others; they only take into account racial traits at level 1 naked or level 60 in the best raid gear.

Mix-maxxers are not social (it's not min-max friendly to be social).

Min-maxxers want you to be just like them (if you don't follow their example then you're an idiot so lady you better roll an IKSAR or OGRE if you know what's good for you).

Min-maxxers send tells to players who didn't pick the chosen race asking them if they regret their decision not to (Rude)

Min-maxxers create unofficial rules which they pass off as official (ie. if you can be an Ogre be an Ogre s there might aswell be only one race and one class in the whole of Norrath).

Min-maxxers base their entire gaming experience around two racial traits; frontal anti-stun immunity and +8 regen so if there was a race which looked like a telly tubby they would pick that to play and dream of being 60 and respected by all because they have +8 extra regen in TOV.

Min-maxxers don't care about EverQuest (caring is not min-max friendly).

All this to focus on microscopic theoretical efficiency in a game which is HIGHLY efficient and where there is no rush and anybody can do what they do.

example of min max mentality: not reading this post

[roks1]

Min-maxxers are happy to be hated everywhere (running from guards and playing tricks to bank).

Min-maxxers are happy to level much slower (huge XP penalties on top of the massive grind).

Min-maxxers are happy to have ultra low intelligence (being dumb is more efficient than being smart apparently).

Min-maxxers are happy to be ugly (evil has been beaten with the ugly stick).

Min-maxxers are happy to kill newbie guards (in front of you (but you can't kill their guards because they are not lucrative)).

Mix-maxxers don't care about faction (raising faction is not min-max friendly).

Min-maxxers don't care about Lore (Lore is not min-max friendly).

Min-maxxers don't care about RP (RP is not min-max friendly).

Min-maxxers don't buff others (buffing others is not min-max friendly).

Min-maxxers don't take into account player skill, level and gear when comparing themselves to others; they only take into account racial traits at level 1 naked or level 60 in the best raid gear.

Mix-maxxers are not social (it's not min-max friendly to be social).

Min-maxxers want you to be just like them (if you don't follow their example then you're an idiot so lady you better roll an IKSAR or OGRE if you know what's good for you).

Min-maxxers send tells to players who didn't pick the chosen race asking them if they regret their decision not to (Rude)

Min-maxxers create unofficial rules which they pass off as official (ie. if you can be an Ogre be an Ogre s there might aswell be only one race and one class in the whole of Norrath).

Min-maxxers base their entire gaming experience around two racial traits; frontal anti-stun immunity and +8 regen so if there was a race which looked like a telly tubby they would pick that to play and dream of being 60 and respected by all because they have +8 extra regen in TOV.

Min-maxxers don't care about EverQuest (caring is not min-max friendly).

All this to focus on microscopic theoretical efficiency in a game which is HIGHLY efficient and where there is no rush and anybody can do what they do.

I min-maxed my way past all that text.

[Jimjam]

I min-maxed my way past all that text.

The one about min maxers levelling on guards and not caring about lore made me laugh.

It reminded me of a time when I was in Misty Thicket, was attacked by a mob I wasn’t interested in fighting so ran through the portal in The Wall, with a guard doing it’s job and chasing down the mob which was following me.

The guard happened to end up adding into a fight an enchanter was doing with another guard.

The tells I received for using the guards for their intended purpose and about the guards killing aggressors in Misty Thicket. Apparently I am guaranteed to be banned! (Paper work must still be pending)...

[Sonderbeast]

The one about min maxers levelling on guards and not caring about lore made me laugh.

It reminded me of a time when I was in Misty Thicket, was attacked by a mob I wasn’t interested in fighting so ran through the portal in The Wall, with a guard doing it’s job and chasing down the mob which was following me.

The guard happened to end up adding into a fight an enchanter was doing with another guard.

The tells I received for using the guards for their intended purpose and about the guards killing aggressors in Misty Thicket. Apparently I am guaranteed to be banned! (Paper work must still be pending)...

The real irony here is that guards are not the best for xp, and not the best for cash. tis a silly place.

[Gustoo]

Guards are slain because they're easy static spawns.