Expose on the city of Rivervale

[tslacks]

I love Rivervale, but I urge you to think again, before you decide to bank/bind/camp in this fine city!

https://lifeofpihole.duckdns.org/rivervale-revealed/

[Jibartik]

I always wondered who was working for who in this guard/npc agreement. very sus. Thank you for bringing a light to these shady woods.

https://i.imgur.com/g7JIgFu.png

[tslacks]

Thanks for tips on the screenshots btw! Much better closeups this time.

[Philistine]

I love Rivervale, but I urge you to think again, before you decide to bank/bind/camp in this fine city!

https://lifeofpihole.duckdns.org/rivervale-revealed/

I love this, lol. Have you considered making a video?

[Naxy]

Where is the music coming from?

[Pyrocat]

Top tier reporting Pihole. The pen is mightier than the sword, or spiked club, as the case may be.

[Bardp1999]

Filbus levels of immersion, love it

[hekk99]

Lol this is good. Very clever.

I, too, have worried about the general disorder in Rivervale--the violence, drifters, and vagabonds. All of it really is a black eye on this quaint little town.

I also seem to be in the minority on this, but I've always liked the Rivervale music. And sorry to be that guy, but technically the guards aren't wearing button down shirts, since the opening appears to be fastened together with some form of twine. Puffy shirts (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMFY1cjt2yM), perhaps?

Edit: Probably should have used this clip (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qWFSBqAxR4).

[Lune]

lol, good read

[tadkins]

Nice blast to the past with the WTFComics link. I'm sad they haven't updated in years.

[matticas]

love it

[EllenDegenerate]

That's Randyvale to you.

[pikkle]

randytrevor allegedly has connections with the snake fang gang and neriak's rogue guild. the rabbit hole is wide and deep

[tslacks]

UPDATE - looks like management got wind of this post, and Rivervale's cleaning up. Saw Randytrevor drop in a couple of whacks - Roglio hits like a mofo, so back up deputy-killas!!

https://lifeofpihole.duckdns.org/content/images/2021/06/roglio_thug.jpg

Now if only they would do something about the underage drinking (https://lifeofpihole.duckdns.org/roundbelly/), and the rash of oddly named druids (https://lifeofpihole.duckdns.org/druid-names/) passing through the bank. But I'm not going to push my luck, after seeing Roglio hit for 360.

[EllenDegenerate]

I'm sure you've all heard by now that I'm the new Associate RV Supervisor. Now that I'm in charge, things are gonna change in Rivervale. Big time! I'm gonna clean this place up! For those of you that pay your lot fees, keep your trailers in good shape and don't break any of the rules, you've got nothing to worry about. For everybody else, newsflash! ZERO TOLERANCE! Your days are numbered! I can promise, along with my friends the deputies that you will be escorted out of Rivervale personally.

Enjoy the cheeseburgers everybody!

[Swish]

It's not just apple in those apple pies is it? Bixie narcotics blended in. Explains the halfling face expressions.

[tslacks]

You've never seen what jumjum did to Nillipuss? What kind of brownies do you dig?

[TrevarianX]

Thanks for the SITREP Pihole, and thanks for sharing the rhubarb pies. You’re the Half-man!