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RecondoJoe
05-09-2021, 04:46 AM
I had to log off line because this level 65 dude who I've never met before won't stop following me around trying to PL me.

I'm not here to get PL'd, I'm here to relive some nostalgia before Mischief starts. I very fondly remember being a wood elf rogue and solo'ing in Lake of Ill Omen with my slime-coated harpoon and serrated bone dirk all summer long.... and Im basically trying to achieve the same thing, but with slightly better weapons (trak tooth, and sarnak backstabber, items that i dreamed about back then)...

but I cant because this high level dude keeps trying to PL me, and Im not even planning on playing this character really passed level 25-30... its like please stop. it feels so creepy and stalker.

byzah
05-09-2021, 07:00 AM
I know exactly how you feel. Some shite called "a sand giant" keeps trying to help me with my levels in Oasis. Every time I log on, he's waiting for me on the dock, offering me his big sword.

starkind
05-09-2021, 07:22 AM
Does this include ur self?

starkind
05-09-2021, 07:23 AM
Turn in ur book.

Zek is probably a better server.

Evia
05-09-2021, 08:26 AM
I'm gonna buff you til you love me

starkind
05-09-2021, 09:29 AM
I'm creepy because of childhood trauma and a blind sinful wrathful rage at sin and dishonesty.

HalflingSpergand
05-09-2021, 09:42 AM
A simp army iS developing within the current zeitgeist like a tumor on society. I do wonder why and what is their purpose

Snortles Chortles
05-09-2021, 09:46 AM
https://i.imgur.com/48o0Xdf.png

Endorra
05-09-2021, 10:39 AM
EQ players are generally weird people who do weird shit like forum LARPing as a military member.

Penish
05-09-2021, 10:52 AM
Full of low IQ soldiers, religious zealots, and people who are right. If you have a mental health disorder you'll fit right in.

starkind
05-09-2021, 10:54 AM
I'm creepy because of childhood trauma and a blind sinful wrathful rage at sin and dishonesty.

I blame all presidents except the first and franklin D roosevelt

Baler
05-09-2021, 11:20 AM
This is another RecondoJoe thread in Rants and Flames.

Gravydoo II
05-09-2021, 12:07 PM
You can hit 65 now on the servers?

Blingy
05-09-2021, 12:56 PM
You can hit 65 now on the servers?

You beat me to it. Color me confused also.

Tentarro
05-09-2021, 01:05 PM
This is another RecondoJoe thread in Rants and Flames.

Evia
05-09-2021, 01:22 PM
You beat me to it. Color me confused also.

If you've been following, recondojoe has been playing on tlps lately. I think aradune where lvl cap is 65 since they're in PoP iirc.

Jimjam
05-09-2021, 01:35 PM
It was me spamming symbol to show how miserly it is to withhold buffs.

starkind
05-09-2021, 01:52 PM
It was me spamming symbol to show how miserly it is to withhold buffs.

https://i.imgur.com/tdC04Mo.jpg

Terrok
05-09-2021, 03:14 PM
I'm gonna buff you til you love me

he clearly only wants lvl 66+ buffs/pl's.

Terrok
05-09-2021, 03:15 PM
You beat me to it. Color me confused also.

you guys are not 65 yet??

Horza
05-09-2021, 03:22 PM
FDR really was the greatest president. What were we talking about again?

HalflingSpergand
05-09-2021, 04:02 PM
Why you like FDR?

Bhairava
05-09-2021, 04:03 PM
FDR really was the greatest president. What were we talking about again?

Horza with the hard hitting shitlib boomer opinions

Horza
05-09-2021, 04:58 PM
You dumbasses would be speaking German right now if not for the greatest president.

HalflingSpergand
05-09-2021, 05:28 PM
K

starkind
05-09-2021, 05:57 PM
FDR gave us all turkeys.

Bardp1999
05-09-2021, 06:51 PM
Stop giving us TLP updates for the love of Christ

starkind
05-09-2021, 06:55 PM
I like turkeys

Arvan
05-09-2021, 06:57 PM
EQ players are generally weird people who do weird shit like forum LARPing as a military member.

starkind
05-09-2021, 07:10 PM
Turkeys...

Tunabros
05-09-2021, 07:54 PM
RecondoJoe fits perfectly to the "creepy EQ player" specimen category

starkind
05-09-2021, 07:56 PM
^turkeybros

Pulgasari
05-09-2021, 08:03 PM
FDR gave us all turkeys.

I prefer Presidents that didn't get polio.

Gustoo
05-10-2021, 11:02 AM
EQ players are generally weird people who do weird shit like forum LARPing as a military member.

qft

OuterChimp
05-10-2021, 11:36 AM
Did anyone get hit by that Chinese satelite falling to earth?

HalflingSpergand
05-10-2021, 11:45 AM
Lol satellites

Pulgasari
05-10-2021, 08:38 PM
FDR really was the greatest president. What were we talking about again?

eVepA8zKPN4

Baler
05-10-2021, 09:10 PM
I'm gonna buff you til you love me

I did this from 2016 to 2018... Made a lot of friends who no longer talk to me.

O O
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Snortles Chortles
05-10-2021, 09:18 PM
https://i.imgur.com/095W5LP.gif

Baler
05-10-2021, 09:19 PM
https://i.imgur.com/095W5LP.gif

https://i.imgur.com/kGkKSPd.gif

d3r14k
05-10-2021, 11:40 PM
EQ players are generally weird people who do weird shit like forum LARPing as a military member.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little ranger? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Erudin Library, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on ToV, and I have over 300 Vulak confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla charming warfare and I'm the top puller in the entire guild UN. You are nothing to me but just another noob. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Norrath, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of GMs across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, ranger. I can be anywhere, anytime with a port and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with page one of my spellbook. Not only am I extensively trained in evocation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Seal Team and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn ranger. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Bhairava
05-11-2021, 03:23 AM
https://i.imgur.com/095W5LP.gif

lulz posted this gif with only one hand im almost positive