Why was "six" afraid of "seven"?

[Structures_Fall]

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

[quellren]

That sounds like it should be a line from "Big Bang Theory".

I can hear Penny and Sheldon in my head.

[Structures_Fall]

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?



"We're both lawyers"

[Structures_Fall]

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macauly Culkin?





Because he's dead.

[Mikaelo]

Why do they call it an xbox 360?



Because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and moon walk awaaagghhnhhhhhg

[Rogean]

BECAUSE SEVEN EIGHT NINE LOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLL

No.

[Prince]

u spelled ate wrong

[Fists]

If the lich kings mount is called invincible then how come I can see it?

[Hobby]

someone obviously found the anti-joke website.

[Bruno]

If the lich kings mount is called invincible then how come I can see it?

[Mikaelo]

If the lich kings mount is called invincible then how come I can see it?

LOL legit LOL'd

[Messianic]

u spelled ate wrong

You spelled you wrong

[DiamondDust]

7 8 9
seven ate nine

[Structures_Fall]

7 8 9
seven ate nine

Did you think of that all by yourself? Brilliant!

[DiamondDust]

Did you think of that all by yourself? Brilliant!

No I copied my friends paper in special ed.

[Skope]

Two Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he's snagged an old bottle. As he's taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. "Turn the lake into beer," he says. The genie goes "Poof!" and the lake turns into beer. He says to the other guy, "So what do you think?" The other guy says, "You jerk. Now we've got to piss in the boat."

[Prince]

You spelled you wrong


u***

[karsten]

Two Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he's snagged an old bottle. As he's taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. "Turn the lake into beer," he says. The genie goes "Poof!" and the lake turns into beer. He says to the other guy, "So what do you think?" The other guy says, "You jerk. Now we've got to piss in the boat."

+1

[naez]

u***

this is the correct internet message board troll form

[mimixownzall]

What did one condom say to the other when they walked in front of the gay bar?

"Hey, let's go get shit-faced!"

[dredge]

And if all the hippies, cut off all their hair, I don't care.
Cuz I got my own worl to live through and I ain't gonna copy you.
dig

[Heartbeats]

What did the penis say to the condom?

"Cover me, I'm going in."

[Prince]

why was six afraid of seven ????????








cuz seven was black olo

[Popt]

What did Jamal get on his SATs?

BBQ sauce

[mimixownzall]

^--- I lol'd

[Prince]

What did Jamal get on his SATs?

BBQ sauce


hoho good 1

[Bleepblurp]

What did Jamal get on his SATs?

BBQ sauce

I lol'd

[Heartbeats]

Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swims through land.