Please put all grievances about having to group with hybrid classes on green here.

[goldlush]

We understand your frustration. You are valid. Thank you.

[Snortles Chortles]

make some elfpals

[goldlush]

make some elfpals

Yeah! :p

[Bardp1999]

https://i.imgur.com/zLvN0kO.png

[RecondoJoe]

I was playing a Cleric and having major mana issues. Someone left the group. Thank God, we can now get an Enchanter or Druid/Shaman to help alleviate some of the pain. Actually, no we can’t because some dumbass in our group invited a Ranger without asking the group.

Okay, so this Ranger spends over an hour getting out to Lavastorm group to join our group at Kobold Royals. He finally shows up as the room is spawning, and wins the random on the Mithril Breastplate that just dropped 30 seconds after joining the group. He then proceeds to pull aggressive on every single mob completely OOMing me, and somehow made our group non-viable. I’m not exaggerating, it was actually easier before he showed up because I was able to main heal the warrior, but the Ranger casting flame lick on every mob basically broke the group because I couldn’t med fast enough to keep him healed.

Fortunately I was able to lie and say that my wife had just been diagnosed with COVID19 and was given less than an hour to live and just insta gate out of the group without anyone questioning it because this was back when COVID was new and scary so people believed it I guess?

Well, I already joined another group at Window since they were pulling 90% of the mobs anyways due to our group being constantly OOM. A few minutes later I see this group naked at the zone line. They clearly had died, which they deserved to, and were confused to see me moving back to Royals to take their camp from them and asked if my wife was okay. I’m not even married, idiots.

I ignored them and went about my life like normal, completely happy to have won at EQ and to be in a group that didn’t suck.

I’m still furious though, both at that Ranger for existing and his friend for ignoring the Clerics mana issues and inviting the worst class in the game when there are multiple enchanters and LFG in our zone (this ninja looting Ranger was like 100 miles away).

I swear if I ever see either of them again I’ll murder em both. I don’t care if I get banned, it will be worth it. I got light headed and almost passed out just from typing this and having to think about how bad this dumbass Ranger was with his short sword of Morin and flame lick. Like holy shit.

[RecondoJoe]

Like wow I’m so glad to have this Ranger here

Rogues without backstab or evasion?? Like what do they even do other than make healers mad??

[magnetaress]

I don't mind grouping with rangers at all.

(I became almost too weak with giggles to hold my phone to type this and had to use both hands)

Seriously, I don't mind tho. Rangers are cool.

[goldlush]

Good good we're making some real progress mmkay. Now, does anyone want to share their experience with Xppenaltyphobia? How does one have a meaningful relationship and overcome it?

[RecondoJoe]

I don't mind grouping with rangers at all.

(I became almost too weak with giggles to hold my phone to type this and had to use both hands)

Seriously, I don't mind tho. Rangers are cool.

What is the point of a Ranger u troll

This was on green pre kunark where rangers can’t even cast SoW until level 49, not that SoW is even useful in an indoor dungeon like sol b or guk. They were literally put in the game just to cheat hard working players out of a good gaming experience.

[magnetaress]

What is the point of a Ranger u troll

This was on green pre kunark where rangers can’t even cast SoW until level 49, not that SoW is even useful in an indoor dungeon like sol b or guk. They were literally put in the game just to cheat hard working players out of a good gaming experience.

Feet like cat is obviously my favorite spell.

Gotta get them jellybeans <3

[Baler]

Hybrid exp penalty is bullshit

[RecondoJoe]

What was the name of that enchanter who was in Lower Guk all of the time? Female high elf, was in Seal Team...

Somehow we ended up with this dwarf paladin in our group
So we are enc/clr/pal and were basically trying to farm all the camps in lower guk at once because clr/enc can do this fairly easy, but it doesn’t work because this paladin is too hard for me to keep alive.

He keeps getting aggro and is way harder to heal than the enc charmed pet. The Enc is screaming at the paladin to stop fighting and just heal instead. To be a cleric. The paladin won’t listen and ends up making the game really hard. At one point the enc just disbands the group and then reinvites me, but not the paladin... I know what he was doing even if he wouldn’t say it...

I’m like nah man we can’t do that because even though the paladin sucked real bad, he was a decent person, so I make the enc invite the paladin back. He gets the enc killed several times, and finally an SMR drops, and of course the paladin wins it...

Enc rage quits.... I kind of silently blacklist the paladin and talk shit about him behind his back to anyone who will listen about how he showed up, sucked real bad and then took our loot...

I really wish I can remember the enchanters name... I feel like someone has to remember..

[Ratchet51]

Paladins keep aggro too good, they make warriors feel dumb and useless.

[RecondoJoe]

Paladins keep aggro too good, they make warriors feel dumb and useless.

As a shaman who likes to slow right away I usually have to root the target to keep it off of me anyways. With root warrior aggro isn’t an issue.

[magnetaress]

If everyone had a 50% exp penalty there'd be no problems.

[RecondoJoe]

https://i.imgur.com/5Zy4AJk.png

Lenftash was they name btw... Farinor was the paladin who took the robe

damn im still mad over this, like why in the hell does a dwarf paladin need an SMR more than a gnome cleric

[Snortles Chortles]

https://i.imgur.com/7MRbg8l.jpg

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/5Zy4AJk.png

Lenftash was they name btw... Farinor was the paladin who took the robe

damn im still mad over this, like why in the hell does a dwarf paladin need an SMR more than a gnome cleric

Thank you for properly documenting this.

[Rader]

What is the point of a Ranger u troll

This was on green pre kunark where rangers can’t even cast SoW until level 49, not that SoW is even useful in an indoor dungeon like sol b or guk. They were literally put in the game just to cheat hard working players out of a good gaming experience.

It was 39 you idiot

Rangers rock. Get over it that you fail.

[Rader]

We understand your frustration. You are valid. Thank you.

You are invalid. Eat *&^% and &^%

[RecondoJoe]

Thank you for properly documenting this.

TBH there was actually a twitch stream of this event

an enchanter named Thaetreis was streaming on twitch and I didnt realize it. He showed up and saved the day after my group died to trash right outside Lord room. While my group is dead Im talking mad shit about the Paladin because I got no clue Thae is streaming... I went back and watched the video later and felt so embarrassed LOL

but it was true, he was real big sucks

like what happened to me was wrong and no amount of stimulus check will change this

[RecondoJoe]

It was 39 you idiot

Rangers rock. Get over it that you fail.

it was level 49, fool, u obvsly never played a ranger on green so you have no clue how bad they suck, literally.

not that it would matter anyways. what dungeon pre kunark that is 39+ is outdoor? Like none? Literally? lol. Useless class is bad. Worse offense skills than warrior, far worse than Rogue, no backstab, can't tank worth a fuck etc.

[Tethler]

https://i.imgur.com/5Zy4AJk.png

Lenftash was they name btw... Farinor was the paladin who took the robe

damn im still mad over this, like why in the hell does a dwarf paladin need an SMR more than a gnome cleric

Neither of those needs an SMR, what are you mad about exactly?

[RecondoJoe]

Neither of those needs an SMR, what are you mad about exactly?

Dwarf is one of the most op races in the game, are u literally retarded? Gnome cleric starts with like 70 wisdom, so yes actually, they need loot more than all other race/class combos in the entire game literally

[Tethler]

it was level 49, fool, u obvsly never played a ranger on green so you have no clue how bad they suck, literally.

not that it would matter anyways. what dungeon pre kunark that is 39+ is outdoor? Like none? Literally? lol. Useless class is bad. Worse offense skills than warrior, far worse than Rogue, no backstab, can't tank worth a fuck etc.

No, it was 39. I leveled a ranger to 50 pre-kunark. Obviously harmony can't be used in guk/solb, but CT is outdoor, where you can level to 45-46, also Highkeep nobles to 50. Once camps are broken up and you're chain pulling, you don't need it anymore anyway, so who cares?

You're dumb.

[Tethler]

Dwarf is one of the most op races in the game, are u literally retarded? Gnome cleric starts with like 70 wisdom, so yes actually, they need loot more than all other race/class combos in the entire game literally

How many drugs are you on currently?

[RecondoJoe]

No, it was 39. I leveled a ranger to 50 pre-kunark. Obviously harmony can't be used in guk/solb, but CT is outdoor, where you can level to 45-46, also Highkeep nobles to 50. Once camps are broken up and you're chain pulling, you don't need it anymore anyway, so who cares?

You're dumb.

Until I see a picture of you leveling a Ranger to 50 pre kunark I’m calling bullshit
Your signature suggests otherwise, nooblet

No one groups in HHK either

Good luck little ranger trying to solo nobles
Let me kno how that works out for U

[Tethler]

Until I see a picture of you leveling a Ranger to 50 pre kunark I’m calling bullshit
Your signature suggests otherwise, nooblet

No one groups in HHK either

Good luck little ranger trying to solo nobles
Let me kno how that works out for U

You aren't very smart, are you?

[RecondoJoe]

Instead of getting mad at me for wanting to play the game n enjoy myself, maybe get mad at urself for being selfish and irresponsible by playing a class that shouted literally be outlawed from the game and hopefully will be in the future

If u want to play something dumb and pointless than go download animal crossing

[Tethler]

Instead of getting mad at me for wanting to play the game n enjoy myself, maybe get mad at urself for being selfish and irresponsible by playing a class that shouted literally be outlawed from the game and hopefully will be in the future

If u want to play something dumb and pointless than go download animal crossing

Nope, gonna play ranger cause it's fun. I chose it on green for the challenge. If I want to play stronger classes, I'll log on blue where I have a variety of characters.

[RecondoJoe]

Wow is this dude for real? I literally just felt a vein in the outside of my skull twitching and feel like I’m about to have an aneurysm. This is a thread that is supposed to be against hybrids, and u come in here and attack other ppl for taking their time to share their issues with hybrids and ruin the same thread by violating the rules that was clearly stated in the OP

If you want to talk about how awesome hybrids are then make ur own thread, don’t come in here and ruin this one

Doesn’t matter what you say or think is fun,rangers are not an energy efficient class and are bad for the global warming since they use 3-4 times as much electricity to level and will never be able to farm good enough to warrant the amount of electricity required to play a ranger

[Tethler]

Doesn’t matter what you say or think is fun,rangers are not an energy efficient class and are bad for the global warming since they use 3-4 times as much electricity to level and will never be able to farm good enough to warrant the amount of electricity required to play a ranger

Rangers love animals and trees. Read a lore book, nerd.

/checkmate

[RecondoJoe]

Rangers love animals and trees. Read a lore book, nerd.

/checkmate

As you literally destroy the real world by playing one
You could level 3 rogues for less electricity

And don’t even try to pretend like rangers aren’t the most racist class in the game. We all been murdered by Holly Windstalker before. The fact that only elves can play ranger speaks volumes. It truly does.

[Cassawary]

As you literally destroy the real world by playing one
You could level 3 rogues for less electricity

And don’t even try to pretend like rangers aren’t the most racist class in the game. We all been murdered by Holly Windstalker before. The fact that only elves can play ranger speaks volumes. It truly does.

This sounded really good in your head huh?

[A Knight]

Remove 10 percent of the xp loss and I don't care. Maybe throw them 10 magic.

[Jimjam]

Feet like cat is obviously my favorite spell.

Gotta get them jellybeans <3
Good one!


Eyes of the Cat too!

As this is a hybrid hate thread, and it is popular to hate on furries, I think we have to slander rangers as being furries.

Shame.

[magnetaress]

Good one!


Eyes of the Cat too!

As this is a hybrid hate thread, and it is popular to hate on furries, I think we have to slander rangers as being furries.

Shame.

Instead of getting mad at me for wanting to play the game n enjoy myself, maybe get mad at urself for being selfish and irresponsible by playing a class that shouted literally be outlawed from the game and hopefully will be in the future

If u want to play something dumb and pointless than go download animal crossing

That he wants to bring animal crossing into this is very telling.

[Kaveh]

https://i.imgur.com/zLvN0kO.png

Lol’d

[Nirgon]

RecondoJoe knows the thread rules and abides.

[Modwolf]

Human Ranger with sow @ lvl 39 on green

[RecondoJoe]

Human Ranger with sow @ lvl 39 on green

thats because kunark is out

before kunark it was level 49

[Baler]

Hybrid exp penalty is bullshit

really, that's it.

[Tethler]

thats because kunark is out

before kunark it was level 49

No, it was not. It was 39 in classic and drops down to level 30 in Velious.

[Baler]

someone got banned

[RecondoJoe]

Forever rip

[Bardp1999]

Who got poped

[RecondoJoe]

I’ll tell u in PM

[Bardp1999]

was it

https://i.imgur.com/g9futCM.jpg

[RecondoJoe]

It’s even worse than that

[RecondoJoe]

Love how no one mentions the fact that Harm Touch and SK pets are both useless
I guess I’m the only person who cares about justice

[cd288]

Dwarf is one of the most op races in the game, are u literally retarded? Gnome cleric starts with like 70 wisdom, so yes actually, they need loot more than all other race/class combos in the entire game literally

Oh I forgot about this part of the mentally unstable Joe cycle. Every now and then he just goes full bipolar irate meltdown and starts slinging slurs

[RecondoJoe]

Imagine being so sheltered that you think the word dwarf in EQ is a slur

[Tethler]

Imagine being so sheltered that you think the word dwarf in EQ is a slur

I mean, their women have beards