It makes me sad that people are playing P99 on Easter

[RecondoJoe]

no hate intended at all

my hot girlfriend was sitting on my lap just now and didnt believe me that there would be people so lame that they are playing a 35 year old video game on easter, so i showed her

like wow lmao, thats like rly sad. not even talking shit :confused:

my gf got a kick out of it and is laughing at you all though :p

[Skarne]

We don’t know her cause she goes to another school

[hobart]

It's Saturday, meth head.

[Snortles Chortles]

https://i.imgur.com/ijpXZUH.jpg

Hey Flame Agates,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass virtual elves. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese cartoons"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all fire giants who should just kill yourselves. (in game)

Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

[myrddraal]

Sorry I'm not an ancient Babylonian worshipping Ishtar.

[Veroctyle]

Shit Was So Cash is a copypasta from the latter half of 2007. Originating from a post on the 4chan imageboard /b/, the copypasta is a sexually explicit rant in which the poster berates the community while portraying oneself as an alpha male (similar to the Navy Seal Copypasta.). Shit Was So Cash remains one of the most infamous copypastas on the internet and has maintained steady usage since its origin. In addition to the copypasta, an image associated with the text of a man holding a bottle of vodka with his arm around a woman inspired a series of image edits that correspond to the text's content.

[Tentarro]

Hide RecondoJoe threads
Ignore RecondoJoe posts
Do not reply to RecondoJoe

[Baler]

It's Saturday, meth head.

I just hip-tossed a meth addict (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=381741) to the pavement so hard

hrmmm something doesn't add up. Which way does the wind blow.

[Baler]

Damn it Tentarro stop posting before I do

[Tentarro]

Damn it Tentarro stop posting before I do

How dare you invoke my name and suggest I stop posting, I'll call my mom on both you and RecondoJoe

[Topgunben]

We don’t know her cause she goes to another school

[Topgunben]

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=napoleon+dynamite+girlfriend

[dcortez]

my hot girlfriend was sitting on my lap just now


Why isn't that lazy chick waxing your car or re-roofing your house. Put her to work or put her out.

[Ravager]

Who actually gives a shit about Zombie Jesus? It's a bullshit holiday invented by the egg and basket corporations to sell more plastic grass.

[magnetaress]

Didn't get paid to post. R.i.p.

[Baler]

Who actually gives a shit about Zombie Jesus? It's a bullshit holiday invented by the egg and basket corporations to sell more plastic grass.

swing and a miss. See my easter topic in off topic section for a hint about easters origins.

[Ravager]

swing and a miss. See my easter topic in off topic section for a hint about easters origins.

No. Don't give a shit.

[Snortles Chortles]

sorry jesus

[Snortles Chortles]

https://i.imgur.com/xlnbPZb.jpg

[Grakken]

Does anyone have the pic of Sam the Man with his 18 PC setup Boxing on Sullon Zek and a prostitute holding a sign saying Sam is the man? I feel it is relevant.