What is a Megatardass?

[Charball]

Who is this person spamming RnF when I'm trying to get my forumquesting in at work and why should I give a fuck about their dumbass polls? Also how do I ignore someone?

[strongNpretty]

This post is shit. And now, we as forum questers all have to step in it. Pick your poop up Charball, this post is shit.

[Charball]

I know you're new here since your join date is squeaky fresh, but could you answer my questions please? Then I'll go get a Publix bag and pick up my poo. Thank you I'm advance

[strongNpretty]

I know you're new here since your join date is squeaky fresh, but could you answer my questions please? Then I'll go get a Publix bag and pick up my poo. Thank you I'm advance

No.

[Jimjam]

1) Complain about the number of ‘Megatardass’ threads.
2) Create an additional Megatardass thread.
3) ???
4) Profit.

[Charball]

No.

Ok :confused:

[strongNpretty]

Ok :confused:

What the fuck are you expecting man? For me to get you her a/s/l for you? You managed to get p99 installed, that tells me your capable of placing a forum poster on ignore.

And if your out of poop bags then use some other vessel for picking the poop up. Just use a stick near by and happy gilmore that turd off the beaten path. Pick your shit up Charball.

[Charball]

Nooooo. What does a/s/l mean by the way?

[Yinein]

Don't worry strongNpretty failed on all 3 servers, even the 20 people left on red don't want him. Hope that helps .

[strongNpretty]

Failed? Mmm ok, didn't realize we were in the era of making fun of people for how little playtime they have.. Totally cool with me though! Sorry you mad about that! :)

[strongNpretty]

Charball, hitup Yinein's PM's for that a/s/l. You 2 could use each other it seems :)

[Charball]

Thank you for your reply, it's been the most helpful one yet. I am just asking what a Megatardass is? For instance a charball is a Pokémon (clearly) and a strongNpretty is one of those shitty seltzer my wife's boyfriend drinks (think white claw) but what is a Megatardass? And I legit don't know how to ignore? Why is the seltzer guy so mad?

[strongNpretty]

Your wife's boyfriend? Please do tell me more-

[Jibartik]

Nooooo. What does a/s/l mean by the way?

age sex language ?

[Charball]

Well that's pretty stupid. I can guess they're somewhere around 30 and they probably have had sex and I know their language is English, at least they post in English. Why would seltzer guy want to tell me these easily determined things?

[strongNpretty]

age sex language ?

Hahaha language for sure would have been crucial knowledge during the AOL chat days... but it would be location.. What is location, is the answer we were looking for..

[strongNpretty]

Well that's pretty stupid. I can guess they're somewhere around 30 and they probably have had sex and I know their language is English, at least they post in English. Why would seltzer guy want to tell me these easily determined things?

Well then if its so easy determined then you have an answer as to who Megatardass is, right? Knowing her age, sex and location, would be a huge step in the "who is she" direction. I advised you to message that to her. If your simply asking what her name is? Then sorry, i don't know.. Now back to your wifes boyfriend-

[Canelek]

You can click on the person's name. It'll be an option in their profile.

You can also become friends this way. Magic!

Her posts are certainly less offensive than some of the other mega-posters that reside in the forums.

[Charball]

Nooooo what is a Megatardass? Your reading comprehension is awful, should drink less strongNpretty's and maybe try some orange juice?

[Jibartik]

I literally thought it was language and I said that and my friend had the same reaction basically she was like LOL wtf if you were chatting with them then clearly you're speaking the same language

I was like why would you ever tell someone your location on the internet though?

[Charball]

Thank you Canelek.

[Jibartik]

Bind Torcher Killer: So, what's your age sex and location?

Innocent family: 4243 west elm street 982...

[strongNpretty]

Nooooo what is a Megatardass? Your reading comprehension is awful, should drink less strongNpretty's and maybe try some orange juice?

Dude quit acting like a bag of dicks. You have made up a word, which isn't even the users name. And then your asking what it means? You are the cornball that made up the word and post.

Also seltzer water is legit- if you want more advice on how i stay so god damn lean and strong, then just ask bud.

[strongNpretty]

Bind Torcher Killer: So, what's your age sex and location?

Innocent family: 4243 west elm street 982...

Oh were you disconnected from an incoming call before you could finish the zip code? Damn......

[Jibartik]

The call was from inside my house!

[Baler]

Who is this person spamming RnF when I'm trying to get my forumquesting in at work and why should I give a fuck about their dumbass polls? Also how do I ignore someone?

Charball Charball
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Southwest Florida
Posts: 34

Okay something doesn't add up here. :confused:

[strongNpretty]

The call was from inside my house!

The beastie boys would tell you- IT'S A SAAAABATOOOOOGE!

[Charball]

Charball Charball
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Southwest Florida
Posts: 34

Okay something doesn't add up here. :confused:

Once you hit 99999 posts the counter resets to 1. Noob.

[khaoswizard]

Hahaha language for sure would have been crucial knowledge during the AOL chat days... but it would be location.. What is location, is the answer we were looking for..

khaoswizard says in an unknown tongue, 'opqae dwmdnae dnquel xelte?'

[Baler]

Once you hit 99999 posts the counter resets to 1. Noob.

Bullshit! You built this ship.
You've given me nothing but bullshit.

[Bardp1999]

The tranny queen/king is whom you seek. Only the wing whispers her true name

[strongNpretty]

khaoswizard says in an unknown tongue, 'opqae dwmdnae dnquel xelte?'

Konnichiwa

[Baler]

Is Charbal magnetaress?

[Jimjam]

Is Charbal magnetaress?

1) posts about magnetaress

2) long established p1999er (join date)

3) location (warm, costal)

A lot of evidence suggests so.

[strongNpretty]

Oh shiiiiiiiiit now we got ourselves a thread boys!!!!

[Jibartik]

idk what OP is about but here is some coal for the furnace.

[Jibartik]

Here is a chart to help OP determine who the starkind is

https://i.imgur.com/QTQ9Ss0.png

[Baler]

Here is a chart to help OP determine who the starkind is

https://i.imgur.com/QTQ9Ss0.png

LOLlllll I still have no clue what they were going on about this.

[Charball]

I'm married and employed. Pretty sure Megatardass is neither of those.

[khaoswizard]

khaoswizard says in an unknown tongue, 'doae owql rdeteo.'

[Jibartik]

https://i.imgur.com/iNxlAZu.png

[Baler]

I'm married and employed. Pretty sure Megatardass is neither of those.

Idk how you going to be
forumquesting in at work
Unless you're twisted because your main account got banned.

Seems like you're trying to cover up something. hmmm :rolleyes:

[DMN]

l60MnDJklnM

[Baler]

https://i.imgur.com/iNxlAZu.png

https://i.imgur.com/cmEmCkm.gif

[Charball]

https://i.imgur.com/iNxlAZu.png

Good movie.

[Charball]

As the senior ranking forumquester in this here forum, I'm shutting it down. It's devolved into name calling.

[Baler]

As the senior ranking forumquester in this here forum, I'm shutting it down. It's devolved into name calling.

This post doesn't help your credibility magnetaress.
I'm coming up on level 8, You're level 0 on this account.

[Nocht]

We could raise Carl Sagan from the dead to get some answers but we lost our most powerful Necromancer.

[Charball]

Quit tranny bashing please.

[strongNpretty]

Told you your thread sucked. #asl

[Horza]

Quit tranny bashing please.

Sup Sisyphus.

[Tentarro]

As the senior ranking forumquester in this here forum, I'm shutting it down. It's devolved into name calling.

Quit tranny bashing please.

Dumbass detected

[Baler]

Staff permabanned one of my alt accounts for posting after I was banned at one point.
And all I did was shitpost hating on myself.

That account is my main account on green.

[Baler]

to be clear, "alt account",. I have a separate account for all my characters, I don't post on other accounts because I want the posts count.

[this user was banned]

Also how do I ignore someone?

https://www.project1999.com/forums/profile.php?do=ignorelist

[Jimjam]

I'm married and employed. Pretty sure Megatardass is neither of those.

Chain rolling mages on red isn’t employment and the summoned pets aren’t spouses.

[Baler]

Chain rolling mages on red isn’t employment and the summoned pets aren’t spouses.

HAHAH this is one of the best posts I've read in a long time.
Coth mage's tears unanimous.

[Cassawary]

If magnetaress is bad then why is she so heckin cute and valid? 🤔

[Snortles Chortles]

https://i.imgur.com/859G1KP.png

[Charball]

The whole point of this thread was to see chortles' inevitable post. Thank you Mr Chortles, it was worth dealing with strongNpretty's nonsense to finally see your genius at work. I will have this picture framed and hung in my wife's boyfriend's guest bedroom. The one where I keep my nintendo switch for sleepovers.

[OuterChimp]

I give this post a Crap out of 10.

[Skarne]

The forums have way less posts now that they are banned

[Charball]

I give this post a Crap out of 10.

I humbly and gratefully accept all accolades. Thank you.

[Nirgon]

Who is this person spamming RnF when I'm trying to get my forumquesting in at work and why should I give a fuck about their dumbass polls? Also how do I ignore someone?

Here's a better way to look at dealing with these freakos.

You'll only have to deal with 59% of em eventually.

[Nirgon]

Don't worry strongNpretty failed on all 3 servers, even the 20 people left on red don't want him. Hope that helps .

Truly the epitome of a brain rotted beta male

[Cassawary]

Here's a better way to look at dealing with these freakos.

You'll only have to deal with 59% of em eventually.

Extremely normal suicide joke from an extremely normal man

[Horza]

Extremely normal suicide joke from an extremely normal man

It's probably best not to gaze too long into the abyss.

[magnetaress]

It's probably best not to gaze too long into the abyss.

*starkind smiles warmly back at you welcoming your spirit among starkind*

[Tankwipe]

What the fuck are you expecting man? For me to get you her a/s/l for you? You managed to get p99 installed, that tells me your capable of placing a forum poster on ignore.

And if your out of poop bags then use some other vessel for picking the poop up. Just use a stick near by and happy gilmore that turd off the beaten path. Pick your shit up Charball.

bare handed

like god intended

[Nirgon]

Extremely normal suicide joke from an extremely normal man

It's not a joke

[magnetaress]

Something as ancient eternal and ephemeral as Starkind never dies.

[Jibartik]

did you see that grey shape shifter with wall climbing abilities fall and bleed out ectoplasmic nanofluid?

theyre tryign to get us to all kill each other so their tinfiol ships can just move in after we're all dead they dont ahve the power to fight us one fall destroyed that grey

#the truth is out there

[magnetaress]

did you see that grey shape shifter with wall climbing abilities fall and bleed out ectoplasmic nanofluid?

theyre tryign to get us to all kill each other so their tinfiol ships can just move in after we're all dead they dont ahve the power to fight us one fall destroyed that grey

#the truth is out there

Yeah man. It sucks to be a highly evolved 2cnd dimensional being. But these guys can't come up into the 3rd dimension without our help and the love of God. Just like we can't just storm the 4th and 5th dimensions.

[Jibartik]

Ok here's my story:

these aliens got to earth and were like, damn earth is tight.

https://i.imgur.com/k4zoE7o.png

but their ships are super weak and fragile because they are science based

https://i.imgur.com/GND4zCi.png

So instead of trying to attack us they tried to get us to kill each other

https://i.imgur.com/UWq6YXV.png

but that led us to the brink of nuclear war and a radiation free planet for the taking was the whole point of them coming here in the first place.

https://i.imgur.com/mVh9pDg.png

So to prevent us from killing each other poisoning the planet with radiation they stopped moving forward with their almost 100 year long "world war's" idea.

https://i.imgur.com/niYeY8J.png

But canceling that plan gives them a new idea: instead of us vs each other, make it about us vs ourselves!

https://i.imgur.com/WZ3mouH.png

Instead using mind control shape shifting to start world war's, they infuriate our protests and to gradually increase the violence.

https://i.imgur.com/c0HW8M1.png

each year we take one step closer to burning our selves to dust using matches instead of radiation

https://i.imgur.com/mdSw3fr.png

and after we are gone and a radiation free world is back on the menu for the taking

https://i.imgur.com/6hrk4AG.png

And they never had to lose a single one of their gunless tinfoil ships and fragile bodies not capable of physical combat

https://i.imgur.com/C9Deimn.png

The End.

[magnetaress]

Greys are just dead ppl whove spent to much time on the other side. They aren't good or bad or on a single side.

[Trexller]

https://i.imgur.com/JK18vtw.jpg

[Snortles Chortles]

https://i.imgur.com/l6PnJwx.jpg