View Full Version : RecondoJoe is a bigJ larp.
magnetaress
03-30-2021, 09:34 AM
Carpal tunnel.
VR.
Love of king and country.
Love of Muslims.
Genuine Tears of Empathy for an Octopus.
Vanity.
Deep larp of a mentally wounded man.
Crypto genius.
Secret opiod addiction.
Snakelike friendlyness.
Eq addiction.
Regular forum browsing.
He's a good boy.
Note, these aren't necessarily negative traits.
Snortles Chortles
03-30-2021, 09:35 AM
we know
RecondoJoe
03-30-2021, 09:39 AM
lol my dad bought me the VR headset...https://i.imgur.com/vHAuYCu.png
I always feel super vulnerable when I watch porn with it because all your senses are taken away from you, so someone could easily walk in and catch you... ya know, being gross.
magnetaress
03-30-2021, 09:43 AM
lol my dad bought me the VR headset...https://i.imgur.com/vHAuYCu.png
I always feel super vulnerable when I watch porn with it because all your senses are taken away from you, so someone could easily walk in and catch you... ya know, being gross.
Sounds like the plot to an anime.
Jimjam
03-30-2021, 09:46 AM
lol my dad bought me the VR headset...https://i.imgur.com/vHAuYCu.png
I always feel super vulnerable when I watch porn with it because all your senses are taken away from you, so someone could easily walk in and catch you... ya know, being gross.
On the other hand, what ever comes in might start licking your sausage to give you the forth D.
magnetaress
03-30-2021, 09:48 AM
VR pornception. Can go at least 3 layers deep here. Thank me later.
RecondoJoe
03-30-2021, 09:49 AM
I also want to take this time to address a few of the other claims in this thread. I don't use drugs really at all. I was an alcoholic for a long time, but I think I got type 2 diabetes or something because I can't really drink alcohol at all anymore.
I never claimed to be a Crypto genius, but I do actively mine it and I think everyone should. Someone on WoW asked me the best way to mine Gold and my genuinely honest answer was ummm... use the GPU I know you have to mine Ethereum and then use the Etherum to buy the gold from Chinese farmers??
Also a lot of you probably have Carpal Tunnel and don't even recognize the symptoms.
RecondoJoe
03-30-2021, 09:50 AM
Someone on WoW asked me the best way to mine Gold and my genuinely honest answer was ummm... use the GPU I know you have to mine Ethereum and then use the Etherum to buy the gold from Chinese farmers??
I meant FARM gold.. not mine.
magnetaress
03-30-2021, 09:56 AM
I prefer to exercise my tongue and feet mining goldviens actually in game using alternative input devices and just sell up on the neutral AH.
RecondoJoe
03-30-2021, 10:00 AM
I prefer to exercise my tongue and feet mining goldviens actually in game using alternative input devices and just sell up on the neutral AH.
what realm tbh? Like I honestly can't be bothered to play Classic anymore, it's just so not fun... like one thing EQ gets right and something they talk about with Pantheon is... it's not just about end-game, it's about the journey. When you're leveling in any iteration of WoW it feels really pointless, but in Classic this is amplified by being 100x more grindy than retail. Nothing about it is fun. The fights don't challenge you. There's no random resists or fizzles. If you can kill a mob once, you can proceed to kill it 1,000 times and it will play out the same every single time. You won't gain any meaningful items or loot the entire time. It just feels like 10 days of pointless grinding so you can go through some really basic raids. At least in P99 the journey to max level is always challenging and exciting (at least for me).
magnetaress
03-30-2021, 10:06 AM
what realm tbh? Like I honestly can't be bothered to play Classic anymore, it's just so not fun... like one thing EQ gets right and something they talk about with Pantheon is... it's not just about end-game, it's about the journey. When you're leveling in any iteration of WoW it feels really pointless, but in Classic this is amplified by being 100x more grindy than retail. Nothing about it is fun. The fights don't challenge you. There's no random resists or fizzles. If you can kill a mob once, you can proceed to kill it 1,000 times and it will play out the same every single time. You won't gain any meaningful items or loot the entire time. It just feels like 10 days of pointless grinding so you can go through some really basic raids. At least in P99 the journey to max level is always challenging and exciting (at least for me).
I quit right after SL launch because I want to actually get better and not waste away infront of wow or be 350lb, originally it was bonechewer. I had toons on ravenholdt. Steamweedle. Not the main RP realm but one of the other EST realms has my void elf priestess.
Been thinking of reupping a lot, but they did that whole 60 day subscription thing. And I would need to grind to catch up to raid and M+
Holy main, spriest off spec, almost enjoy those two enough to have two priests active and just focus on each rather than swap traits, etc.
RecondoJoe
03-30-2021, 10:08 AM
I quit right after SL launch because I want to actually get better and not waste away infront of wow or be 350lb, originally it was bonechewer. I had toons on ravenholdt. Steamweedle. Not the main RP realm but one of the other EST realms has my void elf priestess.
Been thinking of reupping a lot, but they did that whole 60 day subscription thing. And I would need to grind to catch up to raid and M+
Holy main, spriest off spec, almost enjoy those two enough to have two priests active and just focus on each rather than swap traits, etc.
I don't recommend it. Shadowlands is arguably the worst expansion to date, and I think it only has a lifeline at all because of the pandemic and stimulus money. Like... IDK dude. It's the most time-gated thing I've ever seen. Imagine grinding your heart out, only to find out you now have to wait another week so you can do more pointless campaign stuff before being able to advance your ilvl. There's also no real way for PVE'ers to gear up without doing PVP, and you're looking at 2 months of a very serious and very long grind to get optimal pvp gear from battlegrounds (you stand no chance at doing Arenas without fully upgraded honor gear because they got rid of PVP scaling).
Cassawary
03-30-2021, 10:11 AM
the fun part is gearing up a tank so they don't get crushing blows
Is that still a thing?
magnetaress
03-30-2021, 10:12 AM
I don't recommend it. Shadowlands is arguably the worst expansion to date, and I think it only has a lifeline at all because of the pandemic and stimulus money. Like... IDK dude. It's the most time-gated thing I've ever seen. Imagine grinding your heart out, only to find out you now have to wait another week so you can do more pointless campaign stuff before being able to advance your ilvl. There's also no real way for PVE'ers to gear up without doing PVP, and you're looking at 2 months of a very serious and very long grind to get optimal pvp gear from battlegrounds (you stand no chance at doing Arenas without fully upgraded honor gear because they got rid of PVP scaling).
Yeah. R.i.p. wow.
The increasing time gatey shit ever since legion really broke me.
They should have stopped at legion. It was good.
Also that time gatey stuff caters to casuals. Who don't actually care about mythic or end game.
RecondoJoe
03-30-2021, 10:13 AM
the fun part is gearing up a tank so they don't get crushing blows
Is that still a thing?
Honestly... I don't know? One weird thing about tanks in Classic is like... they dual wield now... which isn't classic, but because of this, they hold aggro a lot better, which allows classes like Warlock to DPS a lot higher than they did in true vanilla since they don't have to worry about threat.
RecondoJoe
03-30-2021, 10:15 AM
Yeah. R.i.p. wow.
The increasing time gatey shit ever since legion really broke me.
They should have stopped at legion. It was good.
Also that time gatey stuff caters to casuals. Who don't actually care about mythic or end game.
To me it's all been down hill since WoD... I didn't like Legion.. imagine it as a Warrior..
I was prot for my guild, but for years I would do ARMS for PVP. Well for the first 6 months of the expansion I could no longer do PVP because all my points was dumped into my prot artifact, and I dealt no damage in PVP.
This was made worse by the fact that the warrior had the worst looking Artifacts in the game (they literally looked like green items), and Prot was considered the worst tank spec in Legion despite being the hardest to play (On recount my activity level would be like 600 keys pressed per encounter, with the next runner ups being combat rogues, pressing like 200 keys).
Was just a really shitty experience for me. Working my ass off in raids to be subpar, not being able to do any DPS in PVP or off spec.. yeah fuck that.
Then BFA and now Shadowlands..
magnetaress
03-30-2021, 10:19 AM
I can't bring myself to even watch nobble's channel to see whats up with maldraxus and sylvanus who I was cheerleading for.
Oh well :(
RecondoJoe
03-30-2021, 10:23 AM
I can't bring myself to even watch nobble's channel to see whats up with maldraxus and sylvanus who I was cheerleading for.
Oh well :(
IDEK what is up with them, and I leveled two characters through the campaign, hehe. I ended up going Night Fae because they spoke to my heart.
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