What will Chortles spend his stimulus check on?

[Bardp1999]

I personally can't imagine being poor enough to receive a stimulus (notatroll.jpeg)

[magnetaress]

Coolscuplting.

[Cecily]

I hope he sends you some books on writing entertaining material.

[Yinein]

Imagine him noticing you. Hope it works out. It did for visceral and detoxx.

[Cassawary]

5 cups of coffee ☕

[Tunabros]

damn people here take him too seriously

[OuterChimp]

I think he'll buy a new subscription to P99 Red!

[Tentarro]

Drugs probably

[Toxigen]

one biG sip

[Nirgon]

1400 big sips from Starbugs

[Bhairava]

i voted bald because its factually correct

but i kind of hope he uses it to make a good 'the difference between my [whatever] and your [whatever] thread' instead.

[Bhairava]

i hesitated for a second because i thought "maybe lulz doesnt live every day for this shitty forum" then i remembered, oh yea, he does.

[Arvan]

Mad or bald was a tough choice, 5/5

[knucklehairs]

Mald

[magnetaress]

I would go out with Chortles and get some coolsculpting together.

[Nexii]

Milk chocolate bars which I'll add are an S-tier snack.

[k9quaint]

Mad or bald was a tough choice, 5/5

I went with bald, but it was a tough call.

[Baler]

Some new 5 gallon buckets to further his career as a street musician.

[Baler]

https://i.imgur.com/JoQwov2.gif

[Snortles Chortles]

https://i.imgur.com/NOeMdIO.gif

[Bardp1999]

daily bump
https://i.imgur.com/R4kr77s.jpg

[Cecily]

That's a distinguished looking man.

[Snortles Chortles]

big j avatar made me s******

[Snortles Chortles]

**snicker

[Toxigen]

PEGccV-NOm8

[Snortles Chortles]

Cardi D

[Littul Jonn]

A+ poll, find out what melts those steel beams!

[Snortles Chortles]

https://i.imgur.com/310t5.gif

[imperiouskitten]

fantastic thread

[imperiouskitten]

to spyder i mean, not to the cringe+obsessed top of page

[sydbarrett25]

Imagine him noticing you. Hope it works out. It did for visceral and detoxx.

Lmao

[Bardp1999]

https://i.imgur.com/ZS0Nj2w.png

[Snortles Chortles]

GUYS CHECK OUT MY $1000 GUITAR
(LOL)

Restrung the axe today - maybe ill go full autism and start writing P99 songs again

https://i.imgur.com/ZYUuhtd.jpg

[Bardp1999]

Not sure why I am giving you ammo but here it is, that's not real inlay on the fretboard, it's a fucking sticker

[magnetaress]

I would expect Chortles to have a Starbucks logo inlay.

[magnetaress]

That guitar seen a lot of love though.

[hobart]

Need to use the guitar to write a dirge for that couch.

Tip for next time. Once a sofa makes it the curb its useful life is over. It should not be brought home no matter how poor you are. That's how you get bedbugs. Or, in this case, how the couch got bedbugs.

[magnetaress]

Some of the best couches I've slept on have been very used. A little TLC and sunlight fixes everything.

[Snortles Chortles]

Need to use the guitar to write a dirge for that couch.

Tip for next time. Once a sofa makes it the curb its useful life is over. It should not be brought home no matter how poor you are. That's how you get bedbugs. Or, in this case, how the couch got bedbugs.

https://i.imgur.com/ygov4cz.jpg

[magnetaress]

I know some badasses that can do upholstery. The frames are pure gold if their in good shape.

[Bardp1999]

(sorry you cant afford real inlay on your freatboard)

SiP

[Snortles Chortles]

https://i.imgur.com/ygov4cz.jpg

[Bardp1999]

https://i.imgur.com/CutKjHL.jpg

[cd288]

Well we know he doesn’t have to spend it on rent for his room in OP’s head. He’s living there rent free

[RecondoJoe]

https://i.imgur.com/ltR1hyB.jpg

This is what I bought with mine. The 2nd one went entirely into a new small trading account, which I had insane luck with because it was such a small amount of money that I was willing to trade more aggressively and ended up turning from $600 into $3500 in less than a month by buying trendy penny stocks that youtubers were hyping. With my 3rd check I just got the dip bar (I already have a pullup bar). The rest went into my largest trading account.

Also the electric bicycle is a lot of fun and everyone should buy one. I've never met anyone who rode on it who didn't have a blast, like you can't stop laughing the entire time because of how ridiculous it is to go 40MPH on a bicycle.

[magnetaress]

Watch this fraggette fubar @ 40mph into a tram.

[Chortles Ban Appeal]

ME boughts A green jade halberd wit elvEn shiNiES!!!!

[Confit]

Imagine making so little money that you qualify for the stimulus.

big sip?

[dcortez]

Either 100 gerbils or 1,000 NYC subway rats.

[Jimjam]

10/10 in lap

[RecondoJoe]

Imagine making so little money that you qualify for the stimulus.

big sip?

Really depends on where you live. As a gamer I have a TON of friends who are from California, and I always felt a little bit jealous of them because they all make over $100K a year easily, and it made me think "man, I shoulda' stayed in school." Well, I was in tree work the last several years, and when the wild fires in California began happening, they shipped us out to California. I quickly learned that the same company I work for in Virginia pays their workers over in California insanely more.

A Flagger for Asplundh where I live makes roughly $10-12/hr. A flagger for Asplundh in Santa Clarita makes $150,000 a year. This is why I think it's actually insane that there's a cut off for this stimulus check. The state with the largest amount of unemployed people (California), is probably well above the threshold for the most part.

[Gustoo]

No in California and anywhere if you make more than the stimulus cut off you definitely don’t need the stimulus. Can confirm 100 percent.

[Bardp1999]

Snortles posting on multiple forum accounts again - seek help dummy

Going to the lake to ride jet skis and party on my buddies boat (notatroll.jpeg)

https://i.imgur.com/mpMVj4a.jpg

[Snortles Chortles]

ask him to help you throw out that couch

[Bardp1999]

Also Recondo, I didn't read your wall of shit but if you are receiving a stimulus check it means you are poor AKA you are poor

[Bardp1999]

I'll take some pictures to help you live through the internet, I care about you bud

[Snortles Chortles]

double post mad
got it

[RecondoJoe]

Lol