Roommate. Love. WHAT?

[DiamondDust]

So basically my roommate is pretty amazing.
I've been friends with them for awhile now, and I recently tried to get out of the friends zone. Of course; as always I was shot down.
Though that's not the frustrating part. The part that upsets me is. We have all the common interests. I find them attractive (I dunno if they do me.) In short we'd make a good couple, and we never fight. Though they won't even give it a try. They will never feel about me the same way I feel about them.
Just had to rant~
So I suppose it's back to my own side.

[Doors]

Friend zone = screwed.

[DiamondDust]

Yeah it does. Once you're put there; you never leave. Ever...

[Shannacore]

Post pics

[DiamondDust]

I don't think they'd allow me to.

[Boggwin Bramblefoot]

You speak of this roommate in the plural. Why? Is this more than one roommate? Is your roommate Siamese twins? Just a little clarification would help...lol.

[DiamondDust]

I could have addressed him by he.
Addressing someone by it is a little demeaning, and I did not want to give away the gender, but whatever.

[beeshma_nameless]

heh a guy turned down a female room mate?

That has gotta go against the usual "I got the hots for my roommate who is a woman, but she considers me a friend waaah!"!

[Rais]

So in other words, you want a 3 some with 2 guys. Let them know, I'm sure they would be down for it with a few drinks. Guys just don't like strings attached, when with roommates.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/243571/saturday-night-live-digital-short-3-way-the-golden-rule

[Kuriin]

You speak of this roommate in the plural. Why? Is this more than one roommate? Is your roommate Siamese twins? Just a little clarification would help...lol.

When this normally happens, it's usually of the same sex or there's some kind of shame to it. Of course, I don't know if DD is a female, so I'm only speculating. Of course.

[Kuriin]

lol. just noticed one of the tags, "young lesbian".

[Trapp]

Am confused? who's a what now? What's their gender, what's yours and how many are they/you...Clarification please... I wouldn't mind giving my honest 2 cp feed back, and I never judge.

[Taryth]

Same reason one doesn't conduct business with friends and family. If there's ever a fight, shit will get mighty awkward, quickly.


Date someone who doesn't live with you and save the torture for marriage :D

[nambar]

if you're female you're fat
if you're male they're not gay

good luck hope this helps.

[DiamondDust]

if you're female you're fat
if you're male they're not gay

good luck hope this helps.

Not fat. Just ugly.

[relapsee69]

Not fat. Just ugly.

Nothing a few beers will not fix.

[DiamondDust]

Nothing a few beers will not fix.

Paper bag with smiley works too!

[Hobby]

if yours a girl....you could just take a "shower"....dont think he's "home"....and walk out naked.


then look into his eyes and ask him "well now...where do you want to take this?"

i bet it works :/

[Glitch]

To repost a classic.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkcmir6yg01qf1s4qo1_500.jpg

[DiamondDust]

To repost a classic.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkcmir6yg01qf1s4qo1_500.jpg

WOW! I haven't lol'd like that in a looong time. Thanks Glitch! :D

[Ihealyou]

Not fat. Just ugly.

:(

[xshayla701]

Not fat. Just ugly.

try being fat and black :(

[Skekekke]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYpwAtnywTk

[Kassel]

beer + crotch + face = =D

[Tiggles]

This is the best "roommate" boxing post I've ever read.


Give this man an Ip exemption ASAP.

[Misto]

if yours a girl....you could just take a "shower"....dont think he's "home"....and walk out naked.


then look into his eyes and ask him "well now...where do you want to take this?"

i bet it works :/

ME LIKE

[Ozudin]

Not fat. Just ugly.

This bothers me. I personally don't tend to find people ugly. I know there are exceptions but I would like to believe people aren't ugly they just need help maybe making themselves more attractive. Either way I think you are selling yourself short by saying you are ugly. You are obviously cooler than allot of people just b/c you were able to set up and play p99. Just try to let this guy go. Try different venues and mix it up with some like minded people and you might be surprised who you find. Keep your chin up.

[JenJen]

Wow - a nice and genuine message on the p99 forum. Get this guy a medal :)

[Bruno]

This bothers me. I personally don't tend to find people ugly. I know there are exceptions but I would like to believe people aren't ugly they just need help maybe making themselves more attractive. Either way I think you are selling yourself short by saying you are ugly. You are obviously cooler than allot of people just b/c you were able to set up and play p99. Just try to let this guy go. Try different venues and mix it up with some like minded people and you might be surprised who you find. Keep your chin up.

Hint hint.

[Ozudin]

Hint hint.

haha, nope. If Baby Mama and I end up splitting I'm writing relationships off. Because that bitch is bat shit crazy.

[Haul]

if yours a girl....you could just take a "shower"....dont think he's "home"....and walk out naked.


then look into his eyes and ask him "well now...where do you want to take this?"

i bet it works :/

hahahaha

[Bruno]

haha, nope. If Baby Mama and I end up splitting I'm writing relationships off. Because that bitch is bat shit crazy.

They are all bat shit crazy my friend.

[Prince]

just in case anyone was still confused i am p sure that ugly ppl do, in fact, exist and that being capable of setting up p99 on ur computer does not disqualify u from being ugly

[baalzy]

There is no such thing as an Ugly woman. Only a lazy one.

Get on that treadmill, learn how to do your hair and makeup.

This same saying goes for guys too.

[Knuckle]

Got on the treadmill, nails done, hair done. Now babes be flocking.

[baalzy]

The saying still applies... the steps may however differ between men and women.

[Mikaelo]

top two dudes have a point, it's very hard for girls to be ugly if they're not fat, a little make up goes a long way, doing your hair and not just putting it up and not wearing $5 ugly jeans or sweat pants and baggy sweaters everywhere

[Skope]

Got on the treadmill, nails done, hair done. Now babes be flocking.

everybody knows you don't get your nails and hair done, you get them did.

[Loly Taa]

Perhaps this illustration will help.

http://usbottlesandfriends.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/friend_zone.jpeg

[Massive Marc]

<wants to know if he/she took Hobby's advice.

[Marley]

haha, nope. If Baby Mama and I end up splitting I'm writing relationships off. Because that bitch is bat shit crazy.

Oh the plot thickens!

[Marley]

Got on the treadmill, nails done, hair did! Now babes be flocking.

fixed!

[Mikaelo]

Got on the treadmill, nails done, hair done, errrthang did! Now babes be flocking.

double fixt

[mimixownzall]

Not fat. Just ugly.

Well, if you're not fat, then you're way ahead of the curve. You might try working on your figure as much as you can. You would be surprised how much a nice body with nice skin will trump some hammertime on a face. Oh, and fix the things that you can with your facial area. Like if your grill is all fucked up, get some work done to remedy that. Try to get some advise on the best makeup scheme that would help with your features.

The 'ugliest' girl I dated probably had the best body. Imagine Halle Berry with a face like Rosanne Barr... yeah. But man her figure was fucking flawless. I don't care how pretty your face is; if you have to suck in your gut to fit through a door, your hopes of getting any action are slim.

[Mikaelo]

Well, if you're not fat, then you're way ahead of the curve. You might try working on your figure as much as you can. You would be surprised how much a nice body with nice skin will trump some hammertime on a face. Oh, and fix the things that you can with your facial area. Like if your grill is all fucked up, get some work done to remedy that. Try to get some advise on the best makeup scheme that would help with your features.

The 'ugliest' girl I dated probably had the best body. Imagine Halle Berry with a face like Rosanne Barr... yeah. But man her figure was fucking flawless. I don't care how pretty your face is; if you have to suck in your gut to fit through a door, your hopes of getting any action are slim.

+1 butterfaces can def get dudes.

If I can offer a little advice of how to go about having nice skin & doing your make up, etc. Just go to a cosmetics store and ask for help, don't be embarrassed. I've been friends with girls that work at cosmetic stores and they love helping girls figure out stuff like that.

[Rais]

Jenjen is a female white knight. You go girl!

[Prince]

f y i there is no such thing as a pretty face on a fat girl

[Mikaelo]

f y i there is no such thing as a pretty face on a fat girl

there kind of is, I've seen fat girls and thought to myself that they either had an okay face, or they'd be hot if they lost weight which I guess is an indirect way of saying they have a cute face

[Eldaran]

OP needs to post a mug shot so we can break or solidify her thoughts (we are infact professionals), but dating your roommate is a bad idea anyway...

[Prince]

there kind of is, I've seen fat girls and thought to myself that they either had an okay face, or they'd be hot if they lost weight which I guess is an indirect way of saying they have a cute face

no, its a way of saying "she would have a cute face if she wasn't fat." aka, as long as shes fat da face aint cute

[Eldaran]

no, its a way of saying "she would have a cute face if she wasn't fat." aka, as long as shes fat da face aint cute

Prince speaks too much truth in this above post.

[xshayla701]

pics or gtfo, you wanna be a KA or what??

[baalzy]

Loly... that pic... epic...

*weeze*...

[Knuckle]

DD trolling all of you, confirmed hottie.

[jilena]

Confirmed weaboo?!

[dredge]

f y i there is no such thing as a pretty face on a fat girl


good !!!!

More big girls for me to love on then.

:)

[deathgirl]

jeez louise. the aminals in the nature documentary I'm watching feel more civilized than the ppl in this thread

[dredge]

I judge people on their personalities first and foremost,
sure there are looks and types that I am drawn to.

Big girls can be absolutely beautiful, I prefer a girl with curves that is soft and feminine, not hard and sharp.

but not slobs that wear their PJ's and Sweat pants everywhere.

[Ihealyou]

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation. I want a girl with good dividends.

[baalzy]

She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack.

[Humwawa]

I want a girl with shoes that cut, and eyes that burn like cigarettes.

[Humwawa]

AKA a ghoul.

[dredge]

I want a Chinese girl with green eyes.
http://www.grouchoreviews.com/content/films/3511/2.jpg

[DiamondDust]

DD trolling all of you, confirmed lolerization.

Fixed, and it was actually half troll, and half me just being a little pissy.
I'm not angry that I got turned down (because that's rather normal). I'm not even angry at all. I'm annoyed because he won't give me a reason as to why he won't.

[dredge]

I'm annoyed because he won't give me a reason as to why he won't.

he probably is either a Homosexual or has a really tiny penis and is terrified to show you.

just a hunch,
my girlfriends best friend is dating a couple guys that are ashamed to whip it out after a couple of months of just going down on her, she doesn't seem to mind.

but she's mixed up too

[Prince]

maybe because he understands that its a dumb idea to fuck around with your roommates

[Daldolma]

Pic with username or you've got a longer hang-down than Jay-Z.

My attention seeking dude radar is blowing up.

[Keegan]

Fixed, and it was actually half troll, and half me just being a little pissy.
I'm not angry that I got turned down (because that's rather normal). I'm not even angry at all. I'm annoyed because he won't give me a reason as to why he won't.

Because even dogs don't shit where they sleep.

[xshayla701]

My attention seeking dude radar is blowing up.

^^^^^^^^

[Littlegyno]

Fixed, and it was actually half troll, and half me just being a little pissy.
I'm not angry that I got turned down (because that's rather normal). I'm not even angry at all. I'm annoyed because he won't give me a reason as to why he won't.

Because you're ugly and play a 12 yr old emulated mmorpg?

That'd be enough reasons for me dog.

[Fists]

littlegyno = sociopath fag.

[Rais]

Shes not ugly. Just saw her picture. I think the dude is homo, or just doesn't want attachment. Roommates don't normally hook up. Makes shit too confusing and turns out bad.

[Littlegyno]

littlegyno = sociopath fag.

hey brew.

[Hasbinbad]

A new Tralina approches!

[Metric Ton]

seeing friend zone mentioned --------> finding the scrubs clip on youtube ------> hearing erasure during the video ---------> having that fucking song stuck in my head all day

THANKS A LOT GUYS

[Flavor]

Post pics

oh the irony... it burns.

[wehrmacht]

Prince got you covered for the relationship advice and 0-500 League of Legends strategy

[Bubbles]

maybe because he understands that its a dumb idea to fuck around with your roommates

Well, to be fair it's not like the male gender has a long, distinguished, history of making good 'long term' decisions in situations where the penis is prominantly involved.

Hell i'd bang even a remotely attractive female roomate if there was a long commercial break and I didn't need to pee or check my phone.

tldr version : he's gay, and stop drawing attention to this, you're totally blowing his 'still in the closet' cover. That's not being very neighborly.

[Erasong]

Well, to be fair it's not like the male gender has a long, distinguished, history of making good 'long term' decisions in situations where the penis is prominantly involved.

Hell i'd bang even a remotely attractive female roomate if there was a long commercial break and I didn't need to pee or check my phone.

tldr version : he's gay, and stop drawing attention to this, you're totally blowing his 'still in the closet' cover. That's not being very neighborly.

best advice in the thread.

[Knuckle]

Diamond Dust is my pal, and she is pretty good at LoL. Recruited to KA sry guilds.

[Skope]

^^ YOU!@!@!. =)

Btw, you ever think that perhaps he doesn't want to make the s3x with you because he doesn't want to find a new place to live? Because, let's be frank, the only thing that'll wind up happening is that one, or both of you, will be moving out.

[Bodeanicus]

tldr version : he's gay, and stop drawing attention to this, you're totally blowing his 'still in the closet' cover. That's not being very neighborly.

Not necessarily. Anyone with half a brain knows you shouldn't bang your roommate. It's the same reason you shouldn't bang coworkers. If it goes bad, it can go really, really bad.

[Messianic]

A new Tralina approches!

Definitely not.


Authenticity.

[Cyrano]

Five pages and no pics? What a waste of time.

Is he in a relationship? Did he just get out of one? How long have you known him?

At the end of the day you're probably just not his type.

[Rais]

Wait a min. Are you transgender and that's why you don't want to post your picture?

This is a big snip of info you kinda of left out.

[Bruno]

Wait a min. Are you transgender and that's why you don't want to post your picture?

This is a big snip of info you kinda of left out.

That's nothing a little cocaine can't fix.

[dredge]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTpf-b6S9FlQHcctegbX64wdYumX9o-vj8tsNKTdvnpMD5WtdQP&t=1

Roxo the clown does Cocaine

[bakkily]

haha..cocaine

[AexDestroy]

The truth of the matter is if you are COOL and ATTRACTIVE theres no such thing as an inescapable friend zone.

[Jenithia]

Fold your laundry in front of him and take extra long to fold your panties.

[deathgirl]

Fold your laundry in front of him and take extra long to fold your panties.

you.. fold your underwear? do you also iron your tea towels o___o

[DiamondDust]

Wait a min. Are you transgender and that's why you don't want to post your picture?

This is a big snip of info you kinda of left out.

No... I don't post my pic cause I'm gonna get trolled.
I only let friends see what I look like.

[Kraftwerk]

you.. fold your underwear? do you also iron your tea towels o___o

I'm unclear on how an individual taking the extra step to fold their clothing in order to better store them in their dresser implies some comically absurd level of prudishness.

[Mikaelo]

I fold my underwear too, given it's just 1 fold for my briefs, still though.

[Eldaran]

I fold my underwear too, given it's just 1 fold for my briefs, still though.

ghey.... my boxers come out of the dryer and into a drawer. the only time anyone see's my boxers is when they are getting thrown on the floor anyway... seriously people...

[Engraverwilliam]

Just stay in that friend zone. Seriously. Year from now you will be glad you didn't cross that line. purge you mind of indecent thoughts of your roomie. Think of them as like a sibling. A relationship at this point would ruin your friendship. Just cherish your friendship as gold. Friends this close do not happen often in life.

[DiamondDust]

Just stay in that friend zone. Seriously. Year from now you will be glad you didn't cross that line. purge you mind of indecent thoughts of your roomie. Think of them as like a sibling. A relationship at this point would ruin your friendship. Just cherish your friendship as gold. Friends this close do not happen often in life.

I don't have "indecent" thoughts about him. I just think he'd make a really good boyfriend because he's the nicest guy I have met.

I'm unclear on how an individual taking the extra step to fold their clothing in order to better store them in their dresser implies some comically absurd level of prudishness.

I don't get it either. I fold my boyshorts so they fit better in my sock drawer. I don't know how some people can just stuff their stuff in a drawer or whatever. Looks bad, wrinkles clothing, and sometimes makes things more difficult to find.

[deathgirl]

I don't have "indecent" thoughts about him. I just think he'd make a really good boyfriend because he's the nicest guy I have met.



I don't get it either. I fold my boyshorts so they fit better in my sock drawer. I don't know how some people can just stuff their stuff in a drawer or whatever. Looks bad, wrinkles clothing, and sometimes makes things more difficult to find.

UNDERWEAR DOESN'T WRINKLE AND EVEN IF IT DID NOBODY SHOULD GIVE A FUCK I HAD A MAJORLY OPPRESSIVE CHILDHOOD IN WHICH MY MOTHER MADE ME IRON AND FOLD UNDERWEAR AND DISHCLOTHS AND PILLOWCASES AND SHEETS AND DO THE MOST ABSURD THINGS THAT WASTED SO MANY YEARS OF MY LIFE THAT I'VE NOW GIVEN UP ON DOING ANYTHING USEFUL AND I'M HERE YELLING TO YOU ON P99 ABOUT IT

[Grahm]

^^ your weird.

[DiamondDust]

UNDERWEAR DOESN'T WRINKLE AND EVEN IF IT DID NOBODY SHOULD GIVE A FUCK I HAD A MAJORLY OPPRESSIVE CHILDHOOD IN WHICH MY MOTHER MADE ME IRON AND FOLD UNDERWEAR AND DISHCLOTHS AND PILLOWCASES AND SHEETS AND DO THE MOST ABSURD THINGS THAT WASTED SO MANY YEARS OF MY LIFE THAT I'VE NOW GIVEN UP ON DOING ANYTHING USEFUL AND I'M HERE YELLING TO YOU ON P99 ABOUT IT

Well I can at least understand your frustration.
I worked outside doing lawn chores everyday for my step father. From the time I was 8 years old until I was 19. 3-4 hours even on school days. (until I had a job, and then it was only a quick hour a day).
In other words... I will never own a house because I'm too sick of, and too lazy to do yard work ever again.~

[deathgirl]

Well I can at least understand your frustration.
I worked outside doing lawn chores everyday for my step father. From the time I was 8 years old until I was 19. 3-4 hours even on school days. (until I had a job, and then it was only a quick hour a day).
In other words... I will never own a house because I'm too sick of, and too lazy to do yard work ever again.~

I'm sorry for your loss :(

did he also touch u @ nites? because we all know all women on the internet excluding facebook were touched @ nites.

[DiamondDust]

No, but he looks very similar to the dude in the WoW SouthPark episode, and he plays WoW himself.
He hasn't had a job for as long as I've known him!

[Jenithia]

Of course I iron my table linens, they even have a special drawer :)

[Rais]

Hey whats Laura's Playground?

[DiamondDust]

I dunno?

[Jenithia]

*gigglesnort*

[Knuckle]

*gigglesnort*

jen that was a comical emote, come play LoL sometime.

[SUSUGAM]

jen that was a comical emote, come play LoL sometime.

the game that even your dog can play!

[dredge]

Dude your playing with fire. I warned you those pics were easily found. I don't know what your game is. It obvious why your roommate doesn't want to swing that way.

[bluejam]

Thanks for the laughs - would read again.

[Prince]

goog post. thanx for share

[naez]

S my D and K my A

[Prince]

good jpb. thanx for share. + rep

hey pal think of ur own material u asswhole