*siPs* looks out corner office window, stretches feet on desk -TaPs Submit

[Snortles Chortles]

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[Yinein]

Big sip

[Allishia]

I don't get it?

[Snortles Chortles]

BiG SiP

[Tunabros]

nice

[DoodyLich666]

Big rip

[Bardp1999]

Non-skilled worker still having to go into the office (LOL)

[Snortles Chortles]

Friday is get out of the house day
Good one of tho! :p

[Bardp1999]

Your 4k a month shit hole apartment isnt a house
hope this helps

[Snortles Chortles]

https://i.imgur.com/zifFlJX.gif

[Nirgon]

*taps post reply on tablet sized smart phone*

[Snortles Chortles]

**acknowledges** your SiP

[Nirgon]

*clinks ancient chinese tea cup filled with expresso worth more than your diabetes medicine*

[Snortles Chortles]

GULP

[Tunabros]

nice timbs

[Toxigen]

biGly sSipS

https://i.imgur.com/3WvtQql.jpg

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/OtWBVOB.jpg

[new2everquest]

Did you get that necro fear staff yet though or is your virtual apartment still Kaesora?

[Zyth]

where is the "y'all need jesus" guy when you need him?

[Skarne]

Cool photos

[Snortles Chortles]

biGly sSipS

https://i.imgur.com/3WvtQql.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/iKWAAhm.gif

[Bardp1999]

https://i.imgur.com/7ZZVs8R.jpg

[Snortles Chortles]

https://i.imgur.com/DtCzrU8.jpg

[Bardp1999]

Hows the office today? I know I always have my junior guys go in on the weekend also

[Snortles Chortles]

**chuckles**

i am posting from my home my dear upset obese middle aged elven friend
while i haven't had to go into a job on a saturday in decades, if the need arose - i would due to the responsibility of the position i hold

i wasn't aware there was more "jr role" than technical recruiter
if you're making your interns work on the weekend, this is likely coming from above and sounds like your recruiting firm (sounds like a small time shop) is in dire financial straights
i'd advise job seeking if your above claims are true

*SiP*

[Arvan]

Is this how you cope with living in moms basement for 40 years? Sending thoughts and prayers

[Snortles Chortles]

seethe/cope detected

[imperiouskitten]

u didnt take a year off for covid? sounds poor

[Bardp1999]

https://i.imgur.com/32GmvQE.jpg

[Snortles Chortles]

you posited an egregious untruth, which i responded to in kind
you then respond to my rebuke many hours later (after work?) with a non relevant meme, indicative of projection (interestingly enough)

perhaps it is you who is
✓nerve struck

[Bardp1999]

Sorry malady *tips fedora*
You are definitely not rustled, my apologies
*snickers*

[imperiouskitten]

lulz pulling aside his mask for each swig of break room coffee like "yep .......... they making me come in to work right now. in NYC."

[Snortles Chortles]

definitely not upset my dear buttblasted elves
the frequency and content of your posts in my threads clearly illustrate the level of anger you hold in your hearts

praying 4u (x2)
SiP

[Bardp1999]

posts in every thread on the forums
complains that people are posting in *his* threads
*drinks own urine and taps submit*

[Snortles Chortles]

✓ nerve struck

[imperiouskitten]

nahhh i think that was funposting :p

[Toxigen]

fwiw i think "butt-blasted" is the best phrase going in to 2021

[Bardp1999]

I also think 'butt blasted' is fantastic - the new 'cuck' or 'incel' in my opinion.

As much as Lulz is a giant dip shit, he has brought us some goodness at least

Pras be to Lulz Cuck

[A Knight]

Is that the phone commercial girl? I'd marry her for a day.

[Bearsnowls]

PrAs

[cannobeers3]

Voting yes on Norton or whatever getting butt blasted.

[cd288]

This is the post content we have been missing

[cd288]

Your 4k a month shit hole apartment isnt a house
hope this helps

Imagine making fun of someone for how much their rent (or mortgage) is when you couldn’t afford that yourself. Sad

[Arvan]

seethe/cope detected

High levels of mad/bald detected

[Snortles Chortles]

https://i.imgur.com/Jh8FVYf.png

[Snortles Chortles]

*employed elf bro fist*
used to work over there at trump tower 2017-2018

https://i.imgur.com/BiUi1hP.jpg

[BlackBellamy]

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When you first got to the big city did they put you in a big Art Deco building with a spinny globe and did the welcome wagon take you up to her penthouse for a little of the in-an-out?

That's me on the left.

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/Au2R2iL.jpg

[magnetaress]

https://m.cityweekly.net/BuzzBlog/archives/2015/10/28/wine-booze-wednesday-halloween-spooky-juice-aka-keith-richards-nuclear-waste

[magnetaress]

*God bless this man's sips*

[Snortles Chortles]

https://imgur.com/hv3SiFG.jpg

let's grab lunch, im here

https://i.imgur.com/EFqRd10.jpg

[Bardp1999]

How was the public transportation to work this morning? Hopefully you didn't forget your mask and they let you on the ferry/bus

[Jibartik]

That's a nice battery you work in, what's it like being a neutron?

I live by the beach alone in a shack I built by myself with no wife and a menifesto.

[Snortles Chortles]

home but going in tomorrow via executive limo service (expensed)
can tease me about commuting tomorrow :p
sip

[Skarne]

I live in a van down by the river

[Charball]

The sacred and the propane.

[Bardp1999]

home but going in tomorrow via executive limo service (expensed)
can tease me about commuting tomorrow :p
sip

Thank you for the permission slip to make fun of you. I'll put it in the pocket of my rape bag next to my plane ticket to New York.

[Snortles Chortles]

https://i.imgur.com/zifFlJX.gif

[Skarne]

The sacred and the propane.

Rofl

[cd288]

let's grab lunch, im here

https://i.imgur.com/EFqRd10.jpg

You work at the Hearst building?

[Bardp1999]

You work at the Hearst building?

he works right across the street

https://i.imgur.com/sBUMohq.jpg

[Snortles Chortles]

You work at the Hearst building?

no someone else in this thread does, i was softly trolling them :o
i'm downtown

[Bardp1999]

i'm downtown

https://i.imgur.com/hHiupWo.jpg

[Skarne]

Why so mean to snortles? I respek the hustle

[Bardp1999]

Snortles is a shit lord and I enjoy poking him with sharp sticks to hear him squeal.

[Psionide]

IDK is it just me or does anyone else just find it kinda weird/cringey someone would make brag posts on a video game forum full of anonymous people?

[Snortles Chortles]

there’s a guy like pic related that hasn’t left the same spot since fall 2019 on the way to my lunch spots

always fills me with terror and sadness when i approach his “territory” hoping he’s not there

but of course, he’s still still there; alive, alone, among his blankets and cardboard boxes somehow survived another year of season changes

i would wish such a fate on no one

[cd288]

no someone else in this thread does, i was softly trolling them :o
i'm downtown

Lol I was gonna say that office view didn’t look like midtown

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/hHiupWo.jpg

What frustrates me about this is that the guy is poorly dressed for cold weather survival and his ankles are completely bare.

Sighggh.

[Cecily]

Get your shit together homeless dude.

[magnetaress]

Get your shit together homeless dude.

Needs military training and a pension imho./s

[Zyth]

IDK is it just me or does anyone else just find it kinda weird/cringey someone would make brag posts on a video game forum full of anonymous people?

[Snortles Chortles]

Get your shit together homeless dude.

[Snortles Chortles]

siP related

[Bardp1999]

https://i.imgur.com/bi61i14.gif

[strongNpretty]

Big rip

U skateboard at all? Remember when Lib Tech made skateboards? That shit was crazy....

[Snortles Chortles]

dad tier cringe post

[DoodyLich666]

Yeah, I used to live for skating. I still dabble from time to time. A friend of mine had one of those Lib tech decks. They were crazy!

[Snortles Chortles]

i like ride my bike to work

[Snortles Chortles]

*to :p

[DoodyLich666]

/nod
Me too. Good way to start the day.

[Bardp1999]

https://i.imgur.com/cY3ZQ9I.jpg

[starkind]

https://i.imgur.com/Hvki99x.jpg

[Snortles Chortles]

admittedly, i cheat sometimes and ride my bike to the nearby ferry landing to cross the east river to avoid sweating over the Brooklyn bridge 😅

[Tentarro]

admittedly, i cheat sometimes and ride my bike to the nearby ferry landing to cross the east river to avoid sweating over the Brooklyn bridge 😅

The ferry has a higher weight capacity than the Brooklyn Bridge?

[Snortles Chortles]

on a lazy morning
https://i.imgur.com/dtJKz91.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/0R8feRG.jpg

[Gustoo]

post picture with reference to your forum account so we can fully appreciate your sippage. This applies to all sippers.

[starkind]

that's a really nice bike chortles +1

[Bardp1999]

I got into mountain bike riding for a while but its freaking exhausting and I got too lazy, i prefer eating Cheetos and playing EQ

[bubur]

u would ride a fixie

[Snortles Chortles]

I got into mountain bike riding for a while but its freaking exhausting and I got too lazy, i prefer eating Cheetos and playing EQ

https://i.imgur.com/cY3ZQ9I.jpg

[DoodyLich666]

Snortles be riding on chrome. Looks like a nice cruiser!

[DoodyLich666]

This is my faithful steed.

[Wrekt]

imagine bragging about working.... working LOLOLOLOL

[DoodyLich666]

🚲

[Wrekt]

hey, guys, look at me! people exploit me! I'M EXPLOITABLE!!! LOLOL you're such a fucking idiot. had to double. when u get 2 dunks, u take 'em

[DoodyLich666]

Cheer up lil’ guy.

[Snortles Chortles]

Shitposting is hard work

[Nirgon]

Ahaha u occasionally troll a message board, u must have no LiFe loL

[Horza]

lulz has a full and healthy social life, which is why he desperately looks for validation from internet weirdos and racists.

[Nirgon]

Call Lulz racist <- (you are here)
Call community racist
Call staff racist

[DoodyLich666]

High levels of sad mad.

[Snortles Chortles]

something about having cushy jobs really triggers yuropoors

[Horza]

The opinions of internet weirdos such as yourselves are important to us.

[Snortles Chortles]

>comments on my opinions
(LOL)

[Wrekt]

lulz has a full and healthy social life, which is why he desperately looks for validation from internet weirdos and racists.

[Wrekt]

i remember lulz posting his lil tt with a whore one night. that's when i went from annoyed by lulz to pitying him

[Snortles Chortles]

im such a loser for having sex, i know

[Nirgon]

Now you're getting closer to what rustles them

[Horza]

i remember lulz posting his lil tt with a whore one night. that's when i went from annoyed by lulz to pitying him

Pitying him is only natural.

[Snortles Chortles]

https://i.imgur.com/Ati2yEh.jpg

[Horza]

Yet you feel the need to immediately respond to every jab. ;)

[Snortles Chortles]

sometimes you have to kill the decaying skeletons so you can med

[strongNpretty]

sometimes you have to kill the decaying skeletons so you can med

I like this quote...

[Nirgon]

I mean the taking pictures of strippers stuff was one thing, fine.

But trying to enforce your political agenda in an online world based on perceived boogey men is really, really bizarre.

[Snortles Chortles]

those were my actual fwbs friends performing at an artsy venue years ago kid
(LOL)

[strongNpretty]

I mean the taking pictures of strippers stuff was one thing, fine.

But trying to enforce your political agenda in an online world based on perceived boogey men is really, really bizarre.

Crypt Keeper talkin too much today. Stop talking.

[imperiouskitten]

those were my actual fwbs friends performing at an artsy venue years ago kid
(LOL)

raise hand if u actchyually believe lulz has an exciting libertine social life (or stimulating inner life for that matter)

[Snortles Chortles]

https://i.imgur.com/JXU9iaC.gif

[Baler]

i'm proud of snortski mc chortles for keeping this meme alive for years.

[Nirgon]

people still on the beta dont get an opinion

[Snortles Chortles]

raiding on a test server
(LOL)