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htabdoolb
02-18-2021, 02:34 PM
..You finally destroy a gargoyle in a difficult, close fought battle, and then its only drop is an Eye of Serilis.

Or..

..The Goblin Archeologist you've just slain drops a regular brass mask, in addition to his crappy pack, just to get your hopes up before dashing them.

Or..

..It turns out that the Decaying Skeleton you've just made re-dead was only wielding a Worn Great Staff. Again.

Or..

(You get the picture.)
axisofebola
02-18-2021, 02:43 PM
As someone who probably helped 50+ people people get guises on green, I'd certainly proffer the assassin spawning with a dagger while still having the guise.

Same dungeon you have the king with a fine steel two hander which for some idiotic design reason looks exactly like a mith two hander.
Snortles Chortles
02-18-2021, 02:47 PM
mfw @ Xalgoz since mid dec
https://i.imgur.com/ddH1Ne5.jpg
Scalem
02-18-2021, 08:34 PM
Damn dude you are still there?
Vizax_Xaziv
02-19-2021, 08:05 AM
As someone who probably helped 50+ people people get guises on green, I'd certainly proffer the assassin spawning with a dagger while still having the guise.

Same dungeon you have the king with a fine steel two hander which for some idiotic design reason looks exactly like a mith two hander.

That would be the limited video memory of OG graphics cards
reznor_
02-19-2021, 01:06 PM
mfw @ Xalgoz since mid dec
https://i.imgur.com/ddH1Ne5.jpg

You poor bastard. I saw you when I grabbed the VP key piece on my warrior, and I saw you there again yesterday when I got the key piece on my wizard. I will pour out some malt beverages in your honor tonight.
Snortles Chortles
02-19-2021, 01:18 PM
Kaesora is officially my "evil lair". FML
Coridan
02-19-2021, 01:30 PM
The only pained soul outside Sebilis is my own camping this thing.
BlackBellamy
02-19-2021, 01:51 PM
Why don't you have someone camp Xalgoz for you? I tell people you only get paid if I loot it so if you don't get me a port and a coth to the rot in under 7 mins then you get nothing! Also if I'm not online you get nothing! Or if I'm just busy, you also get nothing! Anyway, using this one trick I save a lot of time.
axisofebola
02-19-2021, 02:16 PM
This one weird trick saved me a million plat!


(Don't buy a pre- nerf fungi staff.)
magnetaress
02-22-2021, 12:28 PM
Getting killed by Rungup, Bughlegup, or Groi Guttblade is trolling.

Also grimfeather. If you have not experienced this at least once I can't really help you.