Pokémon is Real Life

[Babittle]

I visit a Pokémon shop and tell the clerk: I own Charizard , Blastoise, Venasaur, and Pikachu.

Store Clerk: Cool, but this league only allows you to have three of the previous to participate.

WHaT!?!? *I Shoots up the playing card store* ~Everything Destroyed~
I GOT BAnned from the store- UnBelievable!-

Couple days later, my Tears dry and amazing idea blossoms.

I walk back into the same store : Hey do you think I can use Charizard, Blastoise, Venasaur, and Pikachu in the league? I will let you pet Pikachu twice a month. You know for the spirit of the league. THE UNITY! You guys can actually PET PiKACHU!

Store Clerk : *Calls police*

[Tankwipe]

this will go well

[Snortles ban appeal]

team rocket blasting off again

[Local]

All I'm left with from this post is an empty feeling at the reality that Pokemon will never be real life.

Thanks.

[xdrcfrx]

pretty sure I saw a real live pikachu this morning. check mate atheists.

[Bach]

Man, I must say, ST leadership are a challenged few, but this is surely entertaining!

[Babittle]

Man, I must say, ST leadership are a challenged few, but this is surely entertaining!

I just play Pokémon

[OuterChimp]

Bablittlechoo! I choose you!

[Gozuk]

Stop hoarding the Pokemon happy meals from McDonalds. My kid wants one

[Local]

Stop hoarding the Pokemon happy meals from McDonalds. My kid wants one

Your "kid".

[Jibartik]

https://i.imgur.com/UTVPBSd.png

[Snortles ban appeal]

https://i.imgur.com/2nHRj1a.jpg

[Swish]

Stop hoarding the Pokemon happy meals from McDonalds. My kid wants one

Sounds like he has an IP exemption.

[Babittle]

Stop hoarding the Pokemon happy meals from McDonalds. My kid wants one

Weird but I want too pick up some

[Babittle]

Stop hoarding the Pokemon happy meals from McDonalds. My kid wants one

Pokémon packs, not kids.