God bless this subforum 🙏🤲

[magnetaress]

And all of the souls who dwell regularly in it.

If ur only an occasional poster, get fucked 😈.

[Proto]

Fuck u

[spikeviking]

<3

[reebit32]

But lurking is funnn

[Bardp1999]

Seek rehab

[magnetaress]

Seek rehab

Every top guild on P99 has been exactly the same for the last 10 years. Guild A rises to power, Guild A makes insane 'raider' requirements that allow loot only to the neckbeards, the warmbodies eventually get to 'raider' status after months, Guild A starts awarding insane amounts of DKP for tracking (to the neckbeards who are 'screen sharing'), warmbodies get some loot but are largly at the neckbeards mercy, warmbodies start to aquire enough DKP to be a threat to neckbeards alt #3 or #4, Guild A implodes and the same neckbeards create Guild B under alts and/or rotated leadership and a wiped DKP system.

The name of the game is moving the goal post enoughg that only no life retards get raid loot, but there is enough incentive to keep the warmbodies coming so that the numbers are there.

[OuterChimp]

I give this post a WTF out of 10.

[Bardp1999]

You win this round Mao - BUT I WILL RETURN

*skitters into the darkness*

[Tunabros]

PLEASE

get some help

take a break

smell some fresh air

[OuterChimp]

PLEASE

get some help

take a break

smell some fresh air

I luv the smell of cheetos in the mornign!

[magnetaress]

Don't be afraid. Jesus is waiting to embrace the faithful. Dwellers and not Dwellers alike.

[RecondoJoe]

i made some of the best friends on this forum
really only the best post here <3

[Snortles Chortles]

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