It is time to ban ST altogether

[Bach]

After what they pulled today:

Deletion of the UN discord because of GM decision.
Killed overseers they didn't own.

They're been nothing but toxic since the begining.

Time to seriously ban their asses.

[Shinko]

Full server wipe

[Bach]

Full server wipe

They clearly showed they cannot be trusted, there is no point making any agreement with them, the only solution is to ban them at this point and put an end to this non stop server disruption.

[Naonak]

Phataz sounds like a very stable individual.

Green is dead brah.

Reason ST is trolling for Sky rotation slot and Fear golem agreement.

Problem is TSS is falling for it and giving them slots.

[Croco]

After what they pulled today:

Deletion of the UN discord because of GM decision.
Killed overseers they didn't own.

They're been nothing but toxic since the begining.

Time to seriously ban their asses.

toxic on green, toxic on blue, this is my surprised face

[Bach]

Carey how stupid they are thinking they re even gonna get away with it.

[boukk]

Seal team.... thanks for the entrainement I guess?

[Nirgon]

Nother great opportunity to that mention I predicted this happening, and even said so in the green UN

[Flyrr]

Imagine playing a game the way you want and demanding the things you'd like

[DisbeAsos]

Nirgon called it, i know because ive seen some pixels in my time...

[Nirgon]

Nirgon called it, i know because ive seen some pixels in my time...

shooped a few woops myself

[DisbeAsos]

https://images.app.goo.gl/fkN6eAivo1mWCU2A7

[Bach]

Imagine playing a game the way you want and demanding the things you'd like

Time to play solo games I guess? There is répercussion for acting like a fool in a multiplayer game.

[DisbeAsos]

fuck me im so old i cant even imbed anymore.....

<img src="https://images.app.goo.gl/fkN6eAivo1mWCU2A7">

[DisbeAsos]

https://images.app.goo.gl/fkN6eAivo1mWCU2A7

[Cassawary]

Here you go dum-dum

https://i.imgur.com/xDHD2RO.jpg

[Nirgon]

This Bach guy is an underachieving degenerate cuck

Envy and ego lacking results have poisoned his mind

[Bach]

This Bach guy is an underachieving degenerate cuck

Envy and ego lacking results have poisoned his mind

Thank you, coming from you this a massive compliment, DMO should be banned among with ST for being a group of racist idiot.

[DisbeAsos]

Whoa whoa whoa calm down meow....

[sedrie.bellamie]

Full server wipe

[Nirgon]

Damn, betas wanna stick me for my pixels

https://i.imgur.com/2e0xmv4.gif

[Bach]

And now they stole an open raid targets, sorry casual and smaller guilds.

[Flyrr]

Imagine putting in a fraction of the time and effort, and having disproportionate success

[Viscere]

ST about to understand it is not a good idea to draw Rogean's attention on guild PNP.

You get head shoted and make it to p99's front page before you understood what happened to you.

[Scalem]

ST about to understand it is not a good idea to draw Rogean's attention on guild PNP.

You get head shoted and make it to p99's front page before you understood what happened to you.

ST been pushing the rules for the entirety of the server with basically no consequences. I hope y’all on blue are ready for their special brand of toxicity if the GMs do nothing about what happened today.

[Irespectwomen]

Carey how stupid they are thinking they re even gonna get away with it.
As I told my sister when she ran to my dad crying that I wouldn't let her win, git gud

[Bach]

As I told my sister when she ran to my dad crying that I wouldn't let her win, git gud

Hi new account, too much of a coward to post with your main account?

How ST of you.

[Bach]

ST about to understand it is not a good idea to draw Rogean's attention on guild PNP.

You get head shoted and make it to p99's front page before you understood what happened to you.

Fun times, truth be told I am not surprised by what happened, ST leadership has always been super idiotic in the UN and it has been really hard reading their drivel.

It's more surprising they've not been hit by the ban hammer already.

[feniin]

So weird the Seal Team and Freedom act exactly the same and have the same affect on their respective servers.

[Bach]

BAN HAMMER! BOOOOOM!
THANKS GMS!

[Hideousclaw]

The answer was a swift yes.

[Bach]

No sealies comment?

[Bardp1999]

No sealies comment?

You seem to have a lot invested in Seal Team being suspended. I am guessing it will last 1-2 weeks and then ST will go back to a 95% kill rate on all raid targets. Hope this helps

[feniin]

Guessing they'll just play their alts in Freedom and avoid any punishment all together.

[LuffyP99]

Indefinite ban means exactly that. If nothing else, ST has learned they can’t bully the server and the gm’s with their god complex. If they’re ever UN-suspended, they’ll be crippled. People don’t flock to toxic leadership, more casual members are probably upset at their leaderships childish tantrum that they’re now being punished for. Most importantly, ST in whatever form they take in the future will be subjugated to the rule of elf law. They won’t push things so far ever again or they’d lose what they care about most, pixels.

[Phaezed-Reality]

Indefinite ban means exactly that. If nothing else, ST has learned they can’t bully the server and the gm’s with their god complex. If they’re ever UN-suspended, they’ll be crippled. People don’t flock to toxic leadership, more casual members are probably upset at their leaderships childish tantrum that they’re now being punished for. Most importantly, ST in whatever form they take in the future will be subjugated to the rule of elf law. They won’t push things so far ever again or they’d lose what they care about most, pixels.

alternatively the non seal team guilds have learned they don't need to put the time in to get raid content. just play up the fact that they want to see comment and server staff will AOC it to them.

[Cawin]

At least their consistently gross...

14045

[kaev]

alternatively the non seal team guilds have learned they don't need to put the time in to get raid content. just play up the fact that they want to see comment and server staff will AOC it to them.

Has it ever occurred to you that you might be suffering from a profoundly deluded view of life, the universe, and everything?

[Cawin]

At least their consistently gross...

14045

Wow, fuck me... "they're"

[Gorbon]

At least their consistently gross...

14045

haha they're so proud. nerds

https://i.imgur.com/JYWwA34.png

[Bach]

You seem to have a lot invested in Seal Team being suspended. I am guessing it will last 1-2 weeks and then ST will go back to a 95% kill rate on all raid targets. Hope this helps

You hope.

[Bach]

At least their consistently gross...

14045

Lmao they're trying to get a server ban on top of it?

[Bach]

Unfortunately that doesn't show the name! Do you happen to have the uncut version?

[imsorryGMs]

So weird the Seal Team and Freedom act exactly the same and have the same affect on their respective servers.

Visceral, found the <Criot> member.

[k9quaint]

http://https://imgur.com/UiGtdKA

[BlackBellamy]

If you're dissatisfied with the guild reputation or the ban you can just get your DKP points back right? And take them to your new guild or cash them in? Right?

[Cawin]

Unfortunately that doesn't show the name! Do you happen to have the uncut version?

That was how it was sent to me. I've requested a better shot, but nothing yet. We don't really bother with elaborate spy networks like I know some entities do...

[Viscere]

Told you GMs were about to get pissed...

what the hell was ST thinking...You're a guild, they own the box.

Think, stupid.

[Local]

Told you GMs were about to get pissed...

what the hell was ST thinking...You're a guild, they own the box.

Think, stupid.

They forgot who owned the box.

[YendorLootmonkey]

At least their consistently gross...

14045

Hmmm... this seems like preventing competition. /shocked

[quido]

Hmmm... this seems like preventing competition. /shocked

Hmmm... this seems like another limp dick post from Yendor.

[YendorLootmonkey]

Hmmm... this seems like another limp dick post from Yendor.

Please help me understand how supposedly wanting a competitive raid environment is congruent with preventing aforementioned competition so one's guild can keep getting free welfare dragons in VP, Jeremy.

[cannobeers3]

I think he is implying he wants rock hard posts with pictures. Or was it rock hard pictures in posts?

[quido]

Please help me understand how supposedly wanting a competitive raid environment is congruent with preventing aforementioned competition so one's guild can keep getting free welfare dragons in VP, Jeremy.

Oh you want a competitive raid environment? That's rich.

[Shinko]

Fuck tmo

<3

[YendorLootmonkey]

Oh you want a competitive raid environment? That's rich.

No, I'm saying Seal Team does. I'm not the one in the guild still trying to monopolize VP key pieces to keep their precious uncontested VP dragons.

Blue had a good run as a competition server for you and your ilk for what, 10 years... time for the rest of us to enjoy a rotation server and see how that goes for a few years.

[Phaezed-Reality]

No, I'm saying Seal Team does. I'm not the one in the guild still trying to monopolize VP key pieces to keep their precious uncontested VP dragons.

Blue had a good run as a competition server for you and your ilk for what, 10 years... time for the rest of us to enjoy a rotation server and see how that goes for a few years.

monopolize key pieces? i think the "competition" actually tried twice out of what 30 traks? what's so hard to understand that you don't simply GET access to VP just for being on the server. you have to earn your VP keys. noone is locking you out. spend the time to win trak, profit. It's really that simple.

If you feel that is a lockout maybe try a TLP.

[Ravager]

spend the time to win trak, profit.

RMT confirmed.

[Ravager]

Speaking of RMT, remember when TMO used to sell VP access and then got banned for RMT? All of this is probably just the GMs trying to get ahead of history repeating itself.

[YendorLootmonkey]

monopolize key pieces? i think the "competition" actually tried twice out of what 30 traks? what's so hard to understand that you don't simply GET access to VP just for being on the server. you have to earn your VP keys. noone is locking you out. spend the time to win trak, profit. It's really that simple.

If you feel that is a lockout maybe try a TLP.

wtf "earn your VP keys".

This is a video game not the military, dude.

90% of us are here to relax and have some fun, except of a subset of sociopaths that keep turning every damn P99 server into the Olympics of Autism.

Who the fuck are YOU to tell everyone else that the only way we are getting pixels is to build a 200-person raid force with toons parked everywhere and stand by at a batphone 24/7, and that's the barrier to entry to be able to raid? That is not your decision to make. That is not Seal Team's decision to make and impose on everyone else that also plays on the box. It never was.

The devs already had one server like that for the last 11-12 years. There is plenty of evidence that some classic servers had rotations and had a peaceful raid scene. It would be nice if they could be compelled to not go that same route every time they open a new server like this.

However, I understand that they want it to be like this and it's their prerogative to establish, much to the chagrin of GMs/Guides who have to deal with all the fallout from a handful of petulant children with pixel lust.

[Cecily]

Fuck tmo

<3
TMBlow.

[Phaezed-Reality]

wtf "earn your VP keys".

This is a video game not the military, dude.

90% of us are here to relax and have some fun, except of a subset of sociopaths that keep turning every damn P99 server into the Olympics of Autism.

Who the fuck are YOU to tell everyone else that the only way we are getting pixels is to build a 200-person raid force with toons parked everywhere and stand by at a batphone 24/7, and that's the barrier to entry to be able to raid? That is not your decision to make. That is not Seal Team's decision to make and impose on everyone else that also plays on the box. It never was.

The devs already had one server like that for the last 11-12 years. There is plenty of evidence that some classic servers had rotations and had a peaceful raid scene. It would be nice if they could be compelled to not go that same route every time they open a new server like this.

However, I understand that they want it to be like this and it's their prerogative to establish, much to the chagrin of GMs/Guides who have to deal with all the fallout from a handful of petulant children with pixel lust.

Well i guess the other way to get pixels on this server that works is to cry about not seeing content and complain about how classic EQ is to hard. Seems like it is working. I however like many came here because p99 boasted true classic EQ. Whats happened from the start of green because of people like you and other non classic enablers through loot lists, game changing item nerfs and the like is far from classic.And this is just another step in the wrong direction. Try a TLP. please. And leave the classic green progression server alone. You have damaged it enough already.

[Attos]

Well i guess the other way to get pixels on this server that works is to cry about not seeing content and complain about how classic EQ is to hard. Seems like it is working. I however like many came here because p99 boasted true classic EQ. Whats happened from the start of green because of people like you and other non classic enablers through loot lists, game changing item nerfs and the like is far from classic.And this is just another step in the wrong direction. Try a TLP. please. And leave the classic green progression server alone. You have damaged it enough already.

You can't put the genie back in the bottle idiot. There can never be a 'true classic experience' because we have years and years of information. Blue was way closer to classic than green, not because of any server rules but because there wasn't the level of information readily accessible there is now. You had to read through ZAM forum posts and wayback machine shit if you wanted to find out how things worked. Now we have a well stocked wiki for much of that information, not to mention personal information people had playing 10 years on blue. So stfu about 'classic'. Classic is gone, people come here to have fun and I don't think most people enjoy the lawyer-quest elf-court side of this shit. So any rule that makes for less elf-court is a good rule. ST being gone means sooooo much less elf-court, I might even come back and play.

Granted, I think banning a few choice people over the course of the last year would have been much better way to have dealt with ST. There are plenty of chill folk over there. Still, I'm not gonna lose sleep over them. They chose to hang with douchebags and these are the consequences.

[rewinder47]

Well i guess the other way to get pixels on this server that works is to cry about not seeing content and complain about how classic EQ is to hard. Seems like it is working. I however like many came here because p99 boasted true classic EQ. Whats happened from the start of green because of people like you and other non classic enablers through loot lists, game changing item nerfs and the like is far from classic.And this is just another step in the wrong direction. Try a TLP. please. And leave the classic green progression server alone. You have damaged it enough already.

"I dedicate my whole life to this video game, therefore I deserve everything more than everybody else. If other people want to see content and loot, they too will quit their jobs and ignore their families." This is literally your argument.

Not to mention the fact that the "hard work" you mentioned is mostly just sitting around waiting, camping spawns or being "on call" to a video game like its a job. Your life situation is unhealthy for an adult and you are mad at the game for not supporting it.

[Phaezed-Reality]

"I dedicate my whole life to this video game, therefore I deserve everything more than everybody else. If other people want to see content and loot, they too will quit their jobs and ignore their families." This is literally your argument.

Not to mention the fact that the "hard work" you mentioned is mostly just sitting around waiting, camping spawns or being "on call" to a video game like its a job. Your life situation is unhealthy for an adult and you are mad at the game for not supporting it.

i run 11 miles a day work 12 hour shifts everyday have a GF, and am very healthy. You just are a mess in your own life and are projecting. I have time management. While you are taking your diabetes shots I am getting my questing in. While you are microwaving your hot pocket, i am eating my premade meals i made on sunday to realize my gains and questing.

My point is, i strive for excellence in everything i do. I don't expect things to be handed to me in game and out.

[Jeffari]

Finally, some good rants and flames posting. /popcorn

[Ravager]

i run 11 miles a day work 12 hour shifts everyday have a GF, and am very healthy. You just are a mess in your own life and are projecting. I have time management. While you are taking your diabetes shots I am getting my questing in. While you are microwaving your hot pocket, i am eating my premade meals i made on sunday to realize my gains and questing.

My point is, i strive for excellence in everything i do. I don't expect things to be handed to me in game and out.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........

HAHAHHAHAHHAAHHA!!!!!!

[Albanwr]

i run 11 miles a day work 12 hour shifts everyday have a GF, and am very healthy.

I don't expect things to be handed to me in game and out.

if what you say is true(I have no reason to doubt you). Then what you get in the game is handed to you. You are not putting the time in to get the raid content. You are allowing others(those people are probably the ones you are insulting in this thread about hotpockets and the like) to feed you information, their time and energy to get YOU what YOU want.

YOU are not putting in the time, YOU are getting stuff handed to you.

[Phaezed-Reality]

if what you say is true(I have no reason to doubt you). Then what you get in the game is handed to you. You are not putting the time in to get the raid content. You are allowing others(those people are probably the ones you are insulting in this thread about hotpockets and the like) to feed you information, their time and energy to get YOU what YOU want.

YOU are not putting in the time, YOU are getting stuff handed to you.

I have dragon loot, you do not. NEXT

[hewopepweow]

I have dragon loot, you do not. NEXT

I've fte'd a dragon, you have not. Enjoy your welfare loot.

[Bach]

Well i guess the other way to get pixels on this server that works is to cry about not seeing content and complain about how classic EQ is to hard. Seems like it is working. I however like many came here because p99 boasted true classic EQ. Whats happened from the start of green because of people like you and other non classic enablers through loot lists, game changing item nerfs and the like is far from classic.And this is just another step in the wrong direction. Try a TLP. please. And leave the classic green progression server alone. You have damaged it enough already.
You get pixel by beating the content, during classic era that race thing was pretty much non existent, this mario kart non sense only happens on this server.

Let alone 100 no lifer login in at 2am within 2min of a batphone blocking any fair races.

[Bach]

Well i guess the other way to get pixels on this server that works is to cry about not seeing content and complain about how classic EQ is to hard. Seems like it is working. I however like many came here because p99 boasted true classic EQ. Whats happened from the start of green because of people like you and other non classic enablers through loot lists, game changing item nerfs and the like is far from classic.And this is just another step in the wrong direction. Try a TLP. please. And leave the classic green progression server alone. You have damaged it enough already.

Beside that no one cried, it was a GM decision, the only crybaby tantruming kids here was ST/DMO.

[rewinder47]

i run 11 miles a day work 12 hour shifts everyday have a GF, and am very healthy. You just are a mess in your own life and are projecting. I have time management. While you are taking your diabetes shots I am getting my questing in. While you are microwaving your hot pocket, i am eating my premade meals i made on sunday to realize my gains and questing.

My point is, i strive for excellence in everything i do. I don't expect things to be handed to me in game and out.

:D You went a little hard on your numbers there. You're working 12 hours a day then running 11 miles afterward... add in travel time to and from work, girlfriend time and such.. it seems you're playing an hour a day, maybe two at most. Either you are the recipient of "welfare loot" or you are making something up (and creating some truly glorious copypasta in the process)

Also, are you training for a marathon or something? Because running more than 20 miles a week can be hazardous to your health: https://www.active.com/health/articles/why-too-much-running-is-bad-for-your-health

Might want to be careful there!

[Bach]

Finally, some good rants and flames posting. /popcorn

You're welcome!

[quido]

No, I'm saying Seal Team does. I'm not the one in the guild still trying to monopolize VP key pieces to keep their precious uncontested VP dragons.

Blue had a good run as a competition server for you and your ilk for what, 10 years... time for the rest of us to enjoy a rotation server and see how that goes for a few years.

Everyone had their chance to compete by going for Trakanon and failed miserably. Oh now that you get free Trakanons you want to compete!! All you had to do was whine enough and get them to move the goal posts!

Speaking of RMT, remember when TMO used to sell VP access and then got banned for RMT? All of this is probably just the GMs trying to get ahead of history repeating itself.

One guy in TMO got busted for RMT, unbeknownst to TMO leadership, and Rogean used it (along with Froovygate, also unbeknownst to TMO leadership) to smack us down and level the the playing field. It's eerie how much this situation today parallels TMO's of 8 years ago.

Nobody in TMO leadership ever got in trouble for that shit and we all still maintain our riches. I am the Patron Saint of Blue. You are BDA scum, now promptly fuck off to Phinigel.

[Ravager]

Everyone had their chance to compete by going for Trakanon and failed miserably. Oh now that you get free Trakanons you want to compete!! All you had to do was whine enough and get them to move the goal posts!



One guy in TMO got busted for RMT, unbeknownst to TMO leadership, and Rogean used it (along with Froovygate, also unbeknownst to TMO leadership) to smack us down and level the the playing field. It's eerie how much this situation today parallels TMO's of 8 years ago.

Nobody in TMO leadership ever got in trouble for that shit and we all still maintain our riches. I am the Patron Saint of Blue. You are BDA scum, now promptly fuck off to Phinigel.

Salty nuts. Aren't you going to threaten me with packets?

[quido]

Salty nuts. Aren't you going to threaten me with packets?

You don't speak the truth. I must intervene. Erud's Catechism requires me.

2. Witness the example set by others and always strive to do better.
5. Value logic over passion; but do not dismiss passion.
10. Right what wrongs you see before you.
11. Confront the wicked, the weak, and the uninformed.
12. Spare no energy to correct a mistake.

Now promptly fuck back off to Phinigel, scum.

[Ravager]

You don't speak the truth. I must intervene. Erud's Catechism requires me.

2. Witness the example set by others and always strive to do better.
5. Value logic over passion; but do not dismiss passion.
10. Right what wrongs you see before you.
11. Confront the wicked, the weak, and the uninformed.
12. Spare no energy to correct a mistake.

Now promptly fuck back off to Phinigel, scum.

Except I never left. So... why don't you just put your head back up your ass.

[quido]

Except I never left. So... why don't you just put your head back up your ass.

It doesn't matter - you are of the limp dick persuasion that pushes servers into nonsense like rooted dragons and class-based rotations that are promptly abused by the people clamoring for them. Fuck off to Phinigel my man.

[Ravager]

It doesn't matter - you are of the limp dick persuasion that pushes servers into nonsense like rooted dragons and class-based rotations that are promptly abused by the people clamoring for them. Fuck off to Phinigel my man.

You are the expert on limp dicks, so, maybe you're right.

[Ennewi]

I have dragon loot, you do not. NEXT

The dragon loot has you.

[nphixion]

i run 11 miles a day work 12 hour shifts everyday have a GF, and am very healthy. You just are a mess in your own life and are projecting. I have time management. While you are taking your diabetes shots I am getting my questing in. While you are microwaving your hot pocket, i am eating my premade meals i made on sunday to realize my gains and questing.

My point is, i strive for excellence in everything i do. I don't expect things to be handed to me in game and out.

this dude loves to talk and hasn't logged in for 3 months. keep talking to him and he'll be the only grown man to ever slide into your DMs. speaking from experience. still super cringe posturing. what are you gonna do now that you can't get welfare pixels anymore? keep camping FBSS like you were before? bye felicia

[Kieel]

It doesn't matter - you are of the limp dick persuasion that pushes servers into nonsense like rooted dragons and class-based rotations that are promptly abused by the people clamoring for them. Fuck off to Phinigel my man.

Confirmed mad, small penis, and heavy metals in government cheese + peanut butter causing dementia. Consider gainful employment that provides sufficient income for healthy nutrition.

[quido]

I don't even know who any of these people are.

[Kieel]

I don't even know who any of these people are.

The people who pay taxes so you can sit on your fat ass and play Everquest all day you fucking degenerate.

[quido]

The people who pay taxes so you can sit on your fat ass and play Everquest all day you fucking degenerate.

Nah not buying it

[YendorLootmonkey]

It doesn't matter - you are of the limp dick persuasion that pushes servers into nonsense like rooted dragons and class-based rotations that are promptly abused by the people clamoring for them. Fuck off to Phinigel my man.

We're sick and fucking tired of you no-life neckbeard bullies dictating to everyone else how the game should be played. Ten FUCKING years, Jeremy. Ten years you had it your way. Are you and your sociopathic pixel-denying circle jersey friends going to be logging on from your deathbeds in 2070 on the P99 Mauve server to dominate Naggy/Vox and keep everyone else from enjoying the game?

How long before you feel good about yourselves and satisfy your low self-esteems where you don't have to take it out on the rest of us by forcing us to amass 200-player raid zeros, snipe players from other guilds with pixel packages, alts parked everywhere, wait by batphones 24/7, and all the other ridiculous BULLSHIT you set up for any of us to even have a shot at "competing" with you?

The funny thing is, with all this "the TLP is that way" chest-beating, all the devs have to do is set up one PVE server for competition, and one PVE server for rotations, and everyone's happy. You and I both know famn well how the comparative populations would skew, Jeremy. Don't sit here and try to tell me there would be more than 100 people on the competitive server with no one to lord their pixels over, while the other 1400+ of us are leisurely enjoying playing a video game instead of having to turn it into a fucking job because of sociopaths like you that get elections over denying pixels to everyone else.

Maybe the minority needs to go to a TLP, big shot.

[YendorLootmonkey]

Holy shit...

*circle-jerk

*damn

*erections

[Ennewi]

"TMO Cares"

https://www.project1999.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-70253.html

[quido]

We're sick and fucking tired of you no-life neckbeard bullies dictating to everyone else how the game should be played. Ten FUCKING years, Jeremy. Ten years you had it your way. Are you and your sociopathic pixel-denying circle jersey friends going to be logging on from your deathbeds in 2070 on the P99 Mauve server to dominate Naggy/Vox and keep everyone else from enjoying the game?

How long before you feel good about yourselves and satisfy your low self-esteems where you don't have to take it out on the rest of us by forcing us to amass 200-player raid zeros, snipe players from other guilds with pixel packages, alts parked everywhere, wait by batphones 24/7, and all the other ridiculous BULLSHIT you set up for any of us to even have a shot at "competing" with you?

The funny thing is, with all this "the TLP is that way" chest-beating, all the devs have to do is set up one PVE server for competition, and one PVE server for rotations, and everyone's happy. You and I both know famn well how the comparative populations would skew, Jeremy. Don't sit here and try to tell me there would be more than 100 people on the competitive server with no one to lord their pixels over, while the other 1400+ of us are leisurely enjoying playing a video game instead of having to turn it into a fucking job because of sociopaths like you that get elections over denying pixels to everyone else.

Maybe the minority needs to go to a TLP, big shot.

Do you even play here?

[azeth]

The dragon loot has you.

High brow. Yus

[Ennewi]

Everyone had their chance to compete by going for Trakanon and failed miserably. Oh now that you get free Trakanons you want to compete!! All you had to do was whine enough and get them to move the goal posts!

IIRC that was the Gorenaire everyone failed miserably on more than once, all guilds allied and with TMO watching. Then TMO helped. It was a free Gorenaire. So the goal posts haven't really moved.

[quido]

I'm really starting to think these BDA mongrels are just too poor to afford TLP.

[nphixion]

I'm really starting to think these BDA mongrels are just too poor to afford TLP.

Sorry - who actually is this guy? Y’all would be best to just ignore him like I already do. I have no respect for people like him who sit back, bow to their masters, and feign their dominance as contribution. This dude is just a pixel leech and a brick in the Zerg wall.

[k9quaint]

I'm really starting to think these BDA mongrels are just too poor to afford TLP.

TMO caught and banned again.
They are is like clockwork. Just the names and the calendar year change :D

[quido]

Huh? No punitive action has been taken against me or my brothers.

I barely even play here - just here to point out what stupid pussies you all are.

[nphixion]

Huh? No punitive action has been taken against me or my brothers.

I barely even play here - just here to point out what stupid pussies you all are.

Try TLP

[Kieel]

Sorry - who actually is this guy? Y’all would be best to just ignore him like I already do. I have no respect for people like him who sit back, bow to their masters, and feign their dominance as contribution. This dude is just a pixel leech and a brick in the Zerg wall.

Nirgon

[quido]

Try TLP

I'm not the one clamoring here to enact a carebear ruleset that already exists on 20 other servers.

P99 could instance - they choose not to.
P99 could enforce rotations in the ruleset - they choose not to.

Why you guys trying to make this server like every other one out there instead of just going to one of those? The only thing that makes sense is you're unable or unwilling to pay $15 a month.

[k9quaint]

I'm not the one clamoring here to enact a carebear ruleset that already exists on 20 other servers.

P99 could instance - they choose not to.
P99 could enforce rotations in the ruleset - they choose not to.

Why you guys trying to make this server like every other one out there instead of just going to one of those? The only thing that makes sense is you're unable or unwilling to pay $15 a month.

Or, there are a few people who just can't play nice.
Ban them. When they return, don't wait 18 months to ban them again.

[quido]

Or, there are a few people who just can't play nice.
Ban them. When they return, don't wait 18 months to ban them again.

This is a competitive server. Nobody broke any rules. Sorry you don't like how other people play the game.

[alexdoofaz]

https://youtu.be/28snhq40C8o

Yatatatata

[Ennewi]

Competitive... https://youtu.be/1bf2kpeJnPw

[Local]

This is a competitive server. Nobody broke any rules. Sorry you don't like how other people play the game.

Except for this one.
https://www.project1999.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=14043&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1612678047

[Ravager]

This is a competitive server. Nobody broke any rules. Sorry you don't like how other people play the game.
It's not your server. You have 0 say in what it is. Go back to farming fungis for a year, or studying limp dicks or whatever it is you do.

[quido]

Ohh hmmm if that's what the staff wanted for this server why haven't they done it already?

It's clear that the staff vision for this server is closer to ST's vision than your vision.

[k9quaint]

This is a competitive server. Nobody broke any rules. Sorry you don't like how other people play the game.

Yatatatata.

[Arvan]

Ohh hmmm if that's what the staff wanted for this server why haven't they done it already?

It's clear that the staff vision for this server is closer to ST's vision than your vision.

No life poopsocking all the teeth every 3 days so you can be the only guild in VP isn't competition. You need more than 1 guild to compete.

Hope this helps!

[quido]

No life poopsocking all the teeth every 3 days so you can be the only guild in VP isn't competition. You need more than 1 guild to compete.

Hope this helps!

Everyone has had months to get a Trakanon and they've barely even tried a couple times. That mob spawns every 3 days.

[Ravager]

Ohh hmmm if that's what the staff wanted for this server why haven't they done it already?

It's clear that the staff vision for this server is closer to ST's vision than your vision.
It's kinda clear that they're doing it since ST is banned. You moran.

[Ennewi]

Everyone has had months to get a Trakanon and they've barely even tried a couple times. That mob spawns every 3 days.

Prove it.

[Ravager]

Prove it.
You're talking to Jeremy and not Alarti, but nice deep cut.

[Local]

It's kinda clear that they're doing it since ST is banned. You moran.

Nah, the server staff don't want things like bag limits on this server despite just making a policy enacting bag limits for Trak, and ST didn't break any rules except for the rule they broke and now they're banned.

Can't you see how everyone else is dumb here?

[quido]

I'd say the evidence of what you speak is the bag limits they imposed.

I can't imagine how many whiny PMs it took to break them. Thousands. Tens of thousands perhaps. Nice work guys.

[quido]

Furthermore if Kingdom et al had leadership with even an iota of credibility, they would have found much more success. I know their players want it, but their leaders blundered and blundered badly.

[Local]

I'd say the evidence of what you speak is the bag limits they imposed.

I can't imagine how many whiny PMs it took to break them. Thousands. Tens of thousands perhaps. Nice work guys.

Probably more than 5,942, which would be pretty pathetic.

[quido]

Hey guy, are you trying to compare posts on the elf sim forums to whiny PMs sent directly to server staff? They are not equal. Ya moran

[Local]

Hey guy, are you trying to compare posts on the elf sim forums to whiny PMs sent directly to server staff? They are not equal. Ya moran

No, of they're course not.

[Cawin]

No, of they're course not.

One is a delusion of Jeremy, the other is tracker of all the delusions of Jeremy.

[quido]

Ok I'm tapping out for a while, nerds - have a nice night

[Tankwipe]

haha seal team sucks

[Ennewi]

https://youtu.be/qBuTiYGYOQI

[Ravager]

Hey guy, are you trying to compare posts on the elf sim forums to whiny PMs sent directly to server staff? They are not equal. Ya moran
It's ya moran and not you moran! I forgot and feel like a moran. Still. Shove your head back up your ass, ya moran.

[Tankwipe]

https://youtu.be/qBuTiYGYOQI

holy shit good post

[k9quaint]

Seal Team just needs to go to skullshaver.com

[billcrystals]

Can't stand this guy dishonoring the great Jeremy Irons with his Seal Team bootlicking ass posts

[Ravager]

How great is a man who defends Roman Polanski? The girl was 13.

[Tunabros]

epic time for some ez loot

[azxten]

Yes.

[Bach]

Furthermore if Kingdom et al had leadership with even an iota of credibility, they would have found much more success. I know their players want it, but their leaders blundered and blundered badly.

It took 0, just common sense from server owner.

Sorry you' ve forgotten it is just a game along the way.

[Bach]

Ohh hmmm if that's what the staff wanted for this server why haven't they done it already?

It's clear that the staff vision for this server is closer to ST's vision than your vision.

Yet you're raid banned and have lost MP privilege as a GUILD .

Funny

[Stickyfingers]

Yet you're raid banned and have lost MP privilege as a GUILD .

Funny


Jeremy not even in ST, so this is a strange comment based in misinformation.

[Bach]

Dmo raids with st, you're as banned as they are.

[Boptop]

The Dark Seals of Team

[YendorLootmonkey]

This is a competitive server. Nobody broke any rules. Sorry you don't like how other people play the game.

The competitive server is red. ST wants true competition, they can fight for it without petitionquest. Who decided the minority gets to dictate how the majority wants to play.

Answer my question, Jeremy. It was a simple one.

Devs open up two servers. One competitive, one rotation. What's the player split look like?

[Izmael]

The competitive server is red.

Red needs to no longer be brought up in such debates.

PvP EQ and PvE EQ are two different games. If ST wanted to play PvP EQ, they'd be on
Red already.

Besides, Red is the least competitive server of P99. There are 5x as many zones as there are players.

[Nirgon]

The competitive server is red. ST wants true competition, they can fight for it without petitionquest. Who decided the minority gets to dictate how the majority wants to play.

Answer my question, Jeremy. It was a simple one.

Devs open up two servers. One competitive, one rotation. What's the player split look like?


How about you want open mobs or rotations and can do it there. You can have all the mobs you want.

[Rang]

big cringe

[Ennewi]

Ongoing forum PvP over PvE servers. Telling people to go to red is a roundabout way of saying go to hell.

I'd switch to red if it has "A Day On Red" players.

[Bach]

Jeremy not even in ST, so this is a strange comment based in misinformation.

Oof RIP dmo:D

[Waedawen]

The best part about all of this is all the real motherfuckin G's out there who have been calling EQ Raiders degenerate fucking scumbags ever since day 1

It's not even a "surprise" when multiple people (like me, hello) have been calling them a bunch of fucking slimey douchebags forever, repeatedly, without any cessation

If you're an "EQ Raider" you need to get your fucking head checked. That's all.

[Seducio]

If you're an "EQ Raider" you need to get your fucking head checked. That's all.


Words of wisdom right there.

[YendorLootmonkey]

How about you want open mobs or rotations and can do it there. You can have all the mobs you want.

Okay, I'm going to say what the majority of the other raiders on the server are thinking.

How about the toxic few dozen people turning P99 into a full-time job and forcing everyone else to do the same for the last 11+ years can leave? I'm willing to bet it's mostly the same core people from DA, then TMO, then from Aftermath, and now Seal Team.

The strat is always the same... get your core raiders with unnatural amounts of free time on their hands together (I can't tell if they're unemployed or they're all day-trader millionaires with nothing better to do), recruit weak-minded people with no integrity to stand up against any bullshit, who don't care about associating with sociopaths, and who will do anything for pixels, even put up with a monthly plat subscription this time around like a bunch of clowns, recruit all the key roles out of other guilds with pixel packages so they get even further behind, show up to raids with a zerg that can't be outmatched, etc.

How the FUCK is that competition? Can you really look me in the eye and tell me that stepping on everyone's throats, locking any other guild out of VP so they can enjoy uncontested (the very antithesis of competition, by the way) dragons, building up a bigger zerg force than anyone else on the server, is not easy mode? It is the very definition of easy mode.

Grats, you won.

Thanks for continuing to ruin these P99 PVE servers for the rest of us. Let me know when you've had enough domination so the rest of us can enjoy raiding. Will that be 2030? 2040? At what point did you win enough? Or is the real reason behind this is because you just enjoy ruining things for everyone and denying everyone else pixels? I know Daloon 100% thinks that way... he's said as much.

Seriously... if you want competition, go to Red. Not only do you have to secure FTE, you have to potentially fight off other guilds to do it. That's where the real challenge is, isn't it? You should be creaming yourselves at that level of competition. That is what your kind wants, is it not?

No, of course not. You don't want fucking real competition or real challenge.

You want your own version of welfare pixels (dominate and bleed everyone so they can't effectively compete) to keep that loot train flowing for your zerg, while simultaneously decrying us for wanting welfare pixels?! Do you even understand how ridiculous and entitled you sound?

Complaining people like us are the reason dragons got rooted on Blue? Fuck, I mean now you have to actually have your raid force dungeon crawl instead of waiting for their welfare pixels brought to them at the entrance by a pull team? Sounds pretty entitled to me.

No, instead, you stay on Green like a 30-year-old man beating a bunch of pre-schoolers at the Easter Egg Hunt, screaming "boo-yah" at all of them and pounding your chest because you got 50x more eggs than the next nearest contender, then yelling at them why they aren't competing on your level.

https://i.imgur.com/0SWZKqo.png

[BurtMacklinFBI]

Okay, I'm going to say what the majority of the other raiders on the server are thinking.

How about the toxic few dozen people turning P99 into a full-time job and forcing everyone else to do the same for the last 11+ years can leave? I'm willing to bet it's mostly the same core people from DA, then TMO, then from Aftermath, and now Seal Team.

The strat is always the same... get your core raiders with unnatural amounts of free time on their hands together (I can't tell if they're unemployed or they're all day-trader millionaires with nothing better to do), recruit weak-minded people with no integrity to stand up against any bullshit, who don't care about associating with sociopaths, and who will do anything for pixels, even put up with a monthly plat subscription this time around like a bunch of clowns, recruit all the key roles out of other guilds with pixel packages so they get even further behind, show up to raids with a zerg that can't be outmatched, etc.

How the FUCK is that competition? Can you really look me in the eye and tell me that stepping on everyone's throats, locking any other guild out of VP so they can enjoy uncontested (the very antithesis of competition, by the way) dragons, building up a bigger zerg force than anyone else on the server, is not easy mode? It is the very definition of easy mode.

Grats, you won.

Thanks for continuing to ruin these P99 PVE servers for the rest of us. Let me know when you've had enough domination so the rest of us can enjoy raiding. Will that be 2030? 2040? At what point did you win enough? Or is the real reason behind this is because you just enjoy ruining things for everyone and denying everyone else pixels? I know Daloon 100% thinks that way... he's said as much.

Seriously... if you want competition, go to Red. Not only do you have to secure FTE, you have to potentially fight off other guilds to do it. That's where the real challenge is, isn't it? You should be creaming yourselves at that level of competition. That is what your kind wants, is it not?

No, of course not. You don't want fucking real competition or real challenge.

You want your own version of welfare pixels (dominate and bleed everyone so they can't effectively compete) to keep that loot train flowing for your zerg, while simultaneously decrying us for wanting welfare pixels?! Do you even understand how ridiculous and entitled you sound?

Complaining people like us are the reason dragons got rooted on Blue? Fuck, I mean now you have to actually have your raid force dungeon crawl instead of waiting for their welfare pixels brought to them at the entrance by a pull team? Sounds pretty entitled to me.

No, instead, you stay on Green like a 30-year-old man beating a bunch of pre-schoolers at the Easter Egg Hunt, screaming "boo-yah" at all of them and pounding your chest because you got 50x more eggs than the next nearest contender, then yelling at them why they aren't competing on your level.

https://i.imgur.com/0SWZKqo.png

TLDR

[Ravager]

TLDR
That's not even a word. Use your words.

[Shinko]

One server should be FFA and an other should be Rotation
Let’s see what server has more fun

50 guilds getting 1 raid mob every month

Or 1 guild getting them all

[Ravager]

One server should be FFA and an other should be Rotation
Let’s see what server has more fun

50 guilds getting 1 raid mob every month

Or 1 guild getting them all
I bet both have more fun.

[getsome]

It would never get to 50 guilds. The first 10 on the rotation would create cockblocks for the next 40 to keep them out.

[mcoy]

even put up with a monthly plat subscription

Wait, what?

-Mcoy

[Ravager]

It would never get to 50 guilds. The first 10 on the rotation would create cockblocks for the next 40 to keep them out.
10 > 1

[DoodyLich666]

If they made a fresh red server people might be convinced to go there for competitive eq.

[knucklehead]

You get head shoted and make it to p99's front page before you understood what happened to you.

HEADSHOT NOT CLASSIC, NO HEADSHOT GUILD ON GREEN PERMITTED.

[Shinko]

It would never get to 50 guilds. The first 10 on the rotation would create cockblocks for the next 40 to keep them out.

But they want a fair rotation

Guild 1 spawn 1
Guild 2 spawn 2
Ect
Open for X hours spawn 11? If no guild
Back to guild 1

Guilt that kill spawn 11 gets in rotation

Enjoy one spawn every 3 months

[Goods]

i run 11 miles a day work 12 hour shifts everyday have a GF, and am very healthy. You just are a mess in your own life and are projecting. I have time management. While you are taking your diabetes shots I am getting my questing in. While you are microwaving your hot pocket, i am eating my premade meals i made on sunday to realize my gains and questing.

My point is, i strive for excellence in everything i do. I don't expect things to be handed to me in game and out.

Lmaaaaaao... calm the fuck down with this meal prep, gains and look how cool I am running 11 miles a day, bullshit. This shit sounds pretentious and subliminal. How many pixels would you like for these accomplished accomplishments? You’re not David Goggins. Fucking relax, Cesus Jhrist.

[BlackBellamy]

People who leave posts about the pre-made meals they make so they could realize gains and quest in a video amusement park are mentally deranged period full stop no further details needed. If you have perfect time management but are clearly insane what are you managing?

People who strive for excellence take the time to consistently punctuate and capitalize the letter "i" when talking about themselves. People who just say stuff don't.

[Phaezed-Reality]

after reading this entire thread, i am actually convinced its time to ban ST altogether to. for the health of the server. and im not talking guild disbanded, DMO and ST should have all their members perma banned. they and we are far to toxic. once we are gone, basically this server is going to be like fantastic, with no problems. this i am sure of.

[Snortles ban appeal]

https://i.imgur.com/Ei74Y9R.gif

[Tunabros]

after reading this entire thread, i am actually convinced its time to ban ST altogether to. for the health of the server. and im not talking guild disbanded, DMO and ST should have all their members perma banned. they and we are far to toxic. once we are gone, basically this server is going to be like fantastic, with no problems. this i am sure of.

=O

[NPC]

.

Red needs to no longer be brought up in such debates.

PvP EQ and PvE EQ are two different games. If ST wanted to play PvP EQ, they'd be on
Red already.

Besides, Red is the least competitive server of P99. There are 5x as many zones as there are players.

Translation "Not enough of an audience to flaunt our nerd mastery over".
-Steal Team Dix

[Nirgon]

They aren't the steal team when you don't show up for mobs.

Red needs a fresh launch, sure, but I think it was so "non competitive" most of you got griefed off even before it was raid time.

[Snortles ban appeal]

imagine being in two different guilds that both get disbanded
(LOL)

[Tankwipe]

imagine being in two different guilds that both get disbanded
(LOL)
:confused:

[Snortles ban appeal]

rogean disbanded nirgons shit tier red guild <Holocaust> back in the day for similar reasons 10 years ago

[Tankwipe]

rogean disbanded nirgons shit tier red guild <Holocaust> back in the day for similar reasons 10 years ago

god what a just awful dude, total dog shit, just a bad time all around

[Cawin]

god what a just awful dude, total dog shit, just a bad time all around

You're being too generous.

[Tankwipe]

You're being too generous.

just a big honkin asshole

[Bach]

hot damn, so banned did also happen!

Seems fair and justified! thanks GMs and Server owners!

[RecondoJoe]

If ST falls a lot of way shittier guilds will take their place. Imagine if a guild like Black Lotus was on top.

[Phaezed-Reality]

If ST falls a lot of way shittier guilds will take their place. Imagine if a guild like Black Lotus was on top.

well it would be alot easyer to RMT high end pixels thats for sure. lots of people are waiting for that. i imagine.

[Apply]

If ST falls a lot of way shittier guilds will take their place. Imagine if a guild like Black Lotus was on top.

Imagine a guild not made up of garbage human beings.

[Snortles ban appeal]

https://i.imgur.com/suCYN4b.jpg

[Bach]

Wow didn't take long to have ST member trolling the UN and telling people to leave to TLP server if they do not agree to the ST way.

[Nirgon]

What's the difference tho if you're just reserving the mobs (instancing)

[Bach]

What's the difference tho if you're just reserving the mobs (instancing)

It's not the same, instance completely devalues itemisation by flooding the server.

There is nothing wrong with having some rotation and some competition.

[Nirgon]

Reserved instances lmao

Quick split into smaller guilds

You don't get punished on TLP for winning either

[Snortles ban appeal]

cope

[BenDerisgreat]

Just give out participation dragon loot for everyone who can't put in the time or effort it takes to actually win. Just lemme know what day and time I need to show up to collect my white dragon scale. Look how much more fun this is!!!

[Kief]

Christ look at how many people burger out saying that sharing raid loot is "welfare" or "takes less effort" to achieve. It's 2021 guys. This project is over 10 years old.

Spreading the joy to casual players is what the community needs. Get over yourselves and the no life commitment to a game that you are playing incorrectly.

EQ was never about the gear. It was about the community, period.

-Keeth

[Bardp1999]

*Boxing detected*

[Danth]

...

Wouldn't you also be seeing red if you suffered for months or outright ruined your life (or never had one) in order to obtain pixels then some other Random_Joe waltzed in and obtained the same pixels without making the same trade-offs? The hostility seems understandable enough. Granted, I think that bunch made the wrong choice in the first place. When I look at P99's raid ruleset and culture I nope right on out of it and content myself with the pixels I can obtain without partaking in that madness.

Danth

[BenDerisgreat]

Christ look at how many people burger out saying that sharing raid loot is "welfare" or "takes less effort" to achieve. It's 2021 guys. This project is over 10 years old.

Spreading the joy to casual players is what the community needs. Get over yourselves and the no life commitment to a game that you are playing incorrectly.

EQ was never about the gear. It was about the community, period.

-Keeth

Couldn't agree more. Plz lmk where to line up for my epic plz KK thx.

[CancerMage]

Couldn't agree more. Plz lmk where to line up for my epic plz KK thx.

epics absolutely will be listed. so ya. you can.

[Nirgon]

Wouldn't you also be seeing red if you suffered for months or outright ruined your life (or never had one) in order to obtain pixels then some other Random_Joe waltzed in and obtained the same pixels without making the same trade-offs? The hostility seems understandable enough. Granted, I think that bunch made the wrong choice in the first place. When I look at P99's raid ruleset and culture I nope right on out of it and content myself with the pixels I can obtain without partaking in that madness.

Big Danth yall

[Snortles ban appeal]

https://i.imgur.com/QnYd5UA.jpg

[Mithril]

Funny that they constantly complain about people being so mean to them. Like the bank robbers that blame the cops for ruining their lives.

They didn't even show up to the new UN server until they got account banned, then proceeds to deflect responsibility and blame everyone else but themselves. The GM's have shown a lot of patience already, let's see how much they have left.

[Bach]

Man, ST is still arguing against GM decision in the UN, are they daft or trying to get permanently banner?

[Local]

Seal Team knows what's best for the server. We mustn't question their wisdom.

[RecondoJoe]

If it wasn't for Seal Team we wouldn't even have a server. They are the reason Green exists, and you are foolish to forget that.

[this user was banned]

Instagram Model | Former Green Beret / Navy Seal
POAG | Professional Tree Climber | 50 SHM / 50 SHD / 50 CLR / 50 BRD
Associate’s Degree in EMS | Level 120 Goblin Rogue | Ultimate Alpha Male

And a 100% modest, humble person...

Nice necro there.

[RecondoJoe]

And a 100% modest, humble person...

Nice necro there.

I'm also a crypto-miner and successful day trader, haven't updated the resume yet, hehe.

[Nirgon]

permanently banner

[Local]

I thought Xeezl deleted all his characters along with his dignity.

[Nirgon]

Yes, permanently bannersed

[Snortles Chortles]

Whozl?

[Tentarro]

And a 100% modest, humble person...

Nice necro there.

He's an EMS and has a 50 SHD, bringing things back from the dead is what he does, apparently.

[RecondoJoe]

I thought Xeezl deleted all his characters along with his dignity.

I did. Played some WoW because ARMY friends begged me to buy Shadowlands, and then most of them quit before hitting level 60 because of how annoying the forced campaigns were, and I quit after about 4 weeks of grinding Honor to still not have relevant PVP Gear.

So I tried out WoW classic (for the 2nd time). Leveled a priest to 60 on Atiesh, and was even more bored than I was at classic launch.

Not even sure how I ended up back on these forums. I think it was after watching a Pantheon gameplay video.

[RecondoJoe]

He's an EMS and has a 50 SHD, bringing things back from the dead is what he does, apparently.

I never saved any lives in EMS. It was one of those situations where I got out of the ARMY and I thought I had to go to college and use my GI BILL and EMS was the only thing that kind of made sense to me. I didn't actually like the job, or the atmosphere, and would never consider working in the medical field again.

[Tentarro]

I never saved any lives in EMS. It was one of those situations where I got out of the ARMY and I thought I had to go to college and use my GI BILL and EMS was the only thing that kind of made sense to me. I didn't actually like the job, or the atmosphere, and would never consider working in the medical field again.

Man that's interesting but I don't remember asking

[Tunabros]

I never saved any lives in EMS. It was one of those situations where I got out of the ARMY and I thought I had to go to college and use my GI BILL and EMS was the only thing that kind of made sense to me. I didn't actually like the job, or the atmosphere, and would never consider working in the medical field again.

that's crazy bro that's real crazy

[RecondoJoe]

that's crazy bro that's real crazy

it was insane fam. my first call was a drug over-dose patient who woke up and started beating us up in the back of the ambulance. next call was a fat dude who weighed 600 pounds. he collapsed at a weight loss center and broke both of his legs. we couldnt get the straps on the spine board around his body, so we duck taped him to it.. when we picked him up (we had to call in the fire department to help us lift him)... the board broke underneath him and began to painfully jab him in the spine, but he was duck taped to it and we were on the road by the time he started to complain about it. wasnt much we could do lol.

[Tunabros]

it was insane fam. my first call was a drug over-dose patient who woke up and started beating us up in the back of the ambulance. next call was a fat dude who weighed 600 pounds. he collapsed at a weight loss center and broke both of his legs. we couldnt get the straps on the spine board around his body, so we duck taped him to it.. when we picked him up (we had to call in the fire department to help us lift him)... the board broke underneath him and began to painfully jab him in the spine, but he was duck taped to it and we were on the road by the time he started to complain about it. wasnt much we could do lol.

https://i.imgur.com/6G7UhNU.jpg

[BlackBellamy]

it was insane drug over-dose ambulance. fat dude weight loss center straps on the spine board around his body. we had to painfully jab him in the spine, but he started to complain about it. lol.

duct

the tape was originally used to seal ducts

that's why they called it duct tape

[nostalgiaquest]

There’s also a popular brand of duct tape called Duck Tape. Thus the circle is complete.

[RecondoJoe]

duct

the tape was originally used to seal ducts

that's why they called it duct tape

my girlfriend is really into bondage and we had this debate several times, and ultimately just started calling it duck tape so she would shut up

irl bondage tape just looks like duct tape, it doesnt actually stick to the person, it only sticks to itself.

[greasemonk]

my girlfriend is really into bondage and we had this debate several times, and ultimately just started calling it duck tape so she would shut up

irl bondage tape just looks like duct tape, it doesnt actually stick to the person, it only sticks to itself.

Is this like the time that you told us that you were in the military or are you actually telling the truth this time?

[GRMurphy]

Why are we always given way more information than we ever wanted?

[Tentarro]

my girlfriend is really into bondage and we had this debate several times, and ultimately just started calling it duck tape so she would shut up

irl bondage tape just looks like duct tape, it doesnt actually stick to the person, it only sticks to itself.

I too go on forums for 22 year old elf sims and make shit up

[cd288]

I too go on forums for 22 year old elf sims and make shit up

This guy is so bad at lying that I’m starting to think he’s trolling intentionally

[RecondoJoe]

Is this like the time that you told us that you were in the military or are you actually telling the truth this time?

real hard to get into the army, lol

you almost need a high school diploma
unless your trans then they're legally required to waive all pre-requisites.

[Endorra]

You had a gf into bondage and a roll of duct tape, but you couldn't shut her up?

[RecondoJoe]

You had a gf into bondage and a roll of duct tape, but you couldn't shut her up?

She's not into gags at all.

[Endorra]

She's not into gags at all.

That's like being into baseball but not into batting.

[RecondoJoe]

That's like being into baseball but not into batting.

Yeah, it's annoying. Most brats are not subs.