How long do you go without showers?

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/4PloOIx.jpg

[feniin]

Multiple Choice Poll.

[magnetaress]

For me 0+3+30 is like an average of 23 days, but it's getting longer between each. I've developed a rich odor pallet that evolves over time, going on 35 days this time really.

[Kohedron]

voted for half the options

[Kief]

35 days without a shower and people dont throw up when you walk by them? or is it that u just kinda stay inside ur house lmao

[BiG SiP]

sad really

[Secrets]

voted 6 and 9/11 because lmao

69/11

[Tunabros]

if you don't shower every day

you have problems

[imperiouskitten]

if you don't shower every day

you have problems

boy perspective. I have a daily dry-cleaning moisturizing routine and also don't sweat much or stink like a 22yo Taiwanese sweetyboi, so sometimes 4 days especially in winter when I don't sweat and showering dries out muh skin.

[Nuggie]

The big dude above is surprisingly flexible.

Normally every work day, before bed. Might skip 1 day if I'm not doing much around the house.

[HalflingSpergand]

That fat dude probably tears it up at vidya gamez

[BiG SiP]

https://i.imgur.com/JFHRBcB.jpg

[Tunabros]

boy perspective. I have a daily dry-cleaning moisturizing routine and also don't sweat much or stink like a 22yo Taiwanese sweetyboi, so sometimes 4 days especially in winter when I don't sweat and showering dries out muh skin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbArDY2iWSw&ab_channel=Yenity

[BiG SiP]

Oof, can’t pay the heating bill eh

[Gravydoo II]

If I get filthy working in the shed, one day. If I dont get filthy, few days. Meh.. I dont sweat hardly at all. That low blood pressure gene, woo!

[Tethler]

Every morning. Occasionally, if I know I'm not leaving the house all day, I'll skip 1 day. But never 2.

[adichi]

if you dont shower atleast once a day you're a disgusting filth and need to consider your poor life choices

[Fammaden]

I sweat daily because I engage in cardio activity daily. Crazy concept I know.

[magnetaress]

sad really

https://i.imgur.com/ocrttCr.gif

[Gravydoo II]

I sweat daily because I engage in cardio activity daily. Crazy concept I know.

car-d-io?? Is that like rummy or pokemon? Duel monsters?

Nah good on you. Obesity is a scourge and a great threat to anyone.

[magnetaress]

cardio doesn't really make u lose weight on its own, u need to do cardio + strength exercises and build muscle, the cardio just makes it so you don't lay down after 1 squat

[adichi]

cardio doesn't really make u lose weight on its own, u need to do cardio + strength exercises and build muscle, the cardio just makes it so you don't lay down after 1 squat

tell that to my shaman, after canni dancing 24/7 hes still fat

[Gravydoo II]

cardio doesn't really make u lose weight on its own, u need to do cardio + strength exercises and build muscle, the cardio just makes it so you don't lay down after 1 squat

Exactly. Stamina = opportunity to work on everything else.

[BiG SiP]

i just showered a second time today
peasants

[Nuggie]

i just showered a second time today
peasants

I hope you moisturized.

[BiG SiP]

https://i.imgur.com/us5EIkO.jpg

[magnetaress]

Just showered. Feel like dying. Hearts racing. Whole left side of my face and head screaming in pain ��. Been trying to 4/3/6 breathe and shaking. Almost ripped my upper lip off with my psychoticlly long nails �� (an accident) and shaking.

Pras anyone who's done over 3 weeks in bed or 5 weeks in the woods, desert without a shower.

To be fair wish I could shower, bathe, swim twice a day.

Took me an hr to even write this reply �� ��.

[Kief]

cardio will absolutely burn / tone and make u lose weight. that is the most retarded thing ive ever read

[BiG SiP]

3rd shower of the day just now

[Swish]

That fat dude probably tears it up at vidya gamez

Definitely a 420 noscoper.

[OuterChimp]

Real men take baths! #n00bs

[Bearsnowls]

Sometimes I take 2 or 3 a day depending on the activity.

[kaluppo]

My woodelf Druid takes a shower every time it rains in the zone he is in. He takes a bath every time he goes for a swim in LoiO or falls into the moat in Karnors Castle. My highelf Cleric is the same. My Dwarf stinks though because he is lazy. He hasn't leveled in over six months for Pete's sake.

Rants and flames is for EQ discussion so surely you meant EQ characters otherwise this would have been posted in the off topic section.

[Nagoya]

move to off-topic? 'the fuck is this a rant about?

[Tunabros]

why this in rants and flames now lol

[magnetaress]

IDK, I was upset about showering, it was a really long time, gonna aim for 7 days now.

[strongNpretty]

I'm a 2 a day showerer.. Mandatory morning shower to wake myself up before heading out the door to work.

And a shower in the evening after my workout.. And let me take this thread 1 step further- I rock the dove body wash...

[magnetaress]

Got one in today and even was able to rub some dead skin off my feet. Was a 4 week window.

Going to aim for 1 week.

Please help me keep accountability for this!

Wheezing tho. This is the pits.

[Cecily]

Guys are greasier / smell worse. Chomping pills dries my skin out terribly and too many hot showers this time of year leave me in pain trying to sleep bc so itchy.

[Kich867]

boy perspective. I have a daily dry-cleaning moisturizing routine and also don't sweat much or stink like a 22yo Taiwanese sweetyboi, so sometimes 4 days especially in winter when I don't sweat and showering dries out muh skin.

Anyone that thinks they don't sweat and don't stick after not showering for 4 days can't smell themselves.

You smell, people are just polite.

[magnetaress]

Been getting one a week/two weeks lately.

[Hibren]

voted 6 and 9/11 because lmao

69/11

Remember when secrets used to make helpful/informative posts?
This server really ruined you all....

[Daloon]

Every night when working / going out

But give me vacation time or a week off from work to just sloth around? I'll go a few days easily.

[magnetaress]

Yeah it's true. U smell after any sweating even if you don't know it.

Ppl overshower tho.

[strongNpretty]

2 a day! Mandatory morning shower to wake up, and a shower post evening workout shower!

[magnetaress]

I would love a mermaid tank and just let the algae, phytoplankton eat my scrubbies.

[RecondoJoe]

It depends on my circumstances. I've had two jobs that required me to shower immediately after work. One was when I was working with chemicals, the other was the tree industry. You don't shower after work, and you wake up covered in poison ivy or other rashes, not to mention you're just nasty after doing blue collar labor all day long.

In the ARMY I was one of those weird people who would shower BEFORE PT. I thought it was disgusting when people would show up, clearly unbathed. You could barely breathe while being forced to exercise in close proximity to them.

But like, if I'm not going to be around people for days at a time and I'm just sitting in my chair, I might go days without a shower. Granted I use a bidet instead of toilet paper, so I actually feel pretty clean most of the time.

[RecondoJoe]

Another thing about showering, it's tricky when you have stylized facial hair. The longer I can go without putting shampoo in my beard, the better, and it's a real fight to get the right amount of wax in my mustache. Now again, I'm not gross, if I'm going to be around people at all, I like to be clean, but I don't necessarily see showering 2 times a day just for the sake of checking a box as a good thing, particularly for facial hair.

[magnetaress]

It depends on my circumstances. I've had two jobs that required me to shower immediately after work. One was when I was working with chemicals, the other was the tree industry. You don't shower after work, and you wake up covered in poison ivy or other rashes, not to mention you're just nasty after doing blue collar labor all day long.

In the ARMY I was one of those weird people who would shower BEFORE PT. I thought it was disgusting when people would show up, clearly unbathed. You could barely breathe while being forced to exercise in close proximity to them.

But like, if I'm not going to be around people for days at a time and I'm just sitting in my chair, I might go days without a shower. Granted I use a bidet instead of toilet paper, so I actually feel pretty clean most of the time.

That's more because they didn't do laundry.

Protip. Hang your clothes up in the sun inside out even if you don't have water. And you can oil them with plant based oils, herbals, our sweat doesn't stick aswell. And our smelly bacteria is adapted to our skin, oils.

Idk if you're out sneaking around you really want to not smell. Or smell like dirt and local plants.

[RecondoJoe]

where am i supposed to get plant based oil in the middle of an apocalypse
like aint all the trees gonna be dead from the lack of sun?

[magnetaress]

where am i supposed to get plant based oil in the middle of an apocalypse
like aint all the trees gonna be dead from the lack of sun?

I have a lavender and coconut deodorant stick. Stock up :)

I am way over due again for another shower :(

[RecondoJoe]

I took a shower this morning but only because I felt gross and I want to go running, but since it's nice weather out and a weekend there's like a 99% chance I'll encounter at least one person I know, and I don't want to feel all gross.

[magnetaress]

I didn't get a chance to shower today 😕.

[RecondoJoe]

Praying for you fam

have you heard of grapeseed oil? I heard it's even better than showering