Bracer of Vajeen

[Babittle]

Is Bracer of Vajeen the best named/joke making item in Everquest? Can you beat it?


Merrry Holiday

[Zipity]

https://wiki.project1999.com/Whore%27s_Bane

This lucky clover keeps the dirty bitches away.

[Jimjam]

That's a real herb, ya know?

My fave is Bait Masterson (https://wiki.project1999.com/Bait_Masterson) just because he is right there in one of the biggest starting cities / travel hubs.

[Jimjam]

Also, giving a pearl necklace (https://wiki.project1999.com/Pearl_Necklace) in exchange for favours. Good times.

[charmcitysking]

there's a banker named Walla Fargo or something, somewhere. I liked that one

[Zipity]

there's a banker named Walla Fargo or something, somewhere. I liked that one

FV, Wellford Fargin and Wella Fargin - lol don’t even get me started on how many NPC clearly violate the naming policy.

[Levlenna]

Mort + Gage in Thurgadin

[OuterChimp]

I'm rather fond of https://wiki.project1999.com/Spoolie_Gee perhaps an ode to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonie_Gee? We may never know....

[BiG SiP]

attention everyone
no memes allowed
Per elf jannies on forum duty today
Thank you

[greasemonk]

What are we flaming/ranting at in this thread?

What has this community become?

Yall mother fuckers need Jesus.

[Jeffari]

No mention for HEHE meat? Seriously? =)

[BiG SiP]

careful now, you might get your comment stealth deleted by the elf jannies!!

[Jibartik]

Bracer of Vajeen

https://i.imgur.com/8bOqDiS.gif

[Jibartik]

https://i.imgur.com/8bOqDiS.gif

:o

[imperiouskitten]

I spoke the Words of Bondage to an erudite but he did not become my pet. I think this is a bug, it worked on live

[Tethler]

Though it's not on p99, I was always a fan of Dark Taint (https://everquest.allakhazam.com/db/item.html?item=21893).
+disease dmg too, heh.

[Cassawary]

https://wiki.project1999.com/images/Npc_broawn_goshart.png

[madgarin]

Happy love bracer

[AenorVZ]

I'm rather fond of https://wiki.project1999.com/Spoolie_Gee perhaps an ode to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonie_Gee? We may never know....

Beastie Boys shout out Gee in "So What'cha Want" and samples him on "Sure Shot". I always thought they were saying Spoolie.

[Mazoku]

WTB Bracer of Vajeen. Oh do I like Vajeen, the slip, the slit, the shimmer, the shine, the glisten and gleam as her tight silver body beams. Oh does she make me dexterous..WTB Bracer of Vajeen.

[busted]

https://wiki.project1999.com/images/Npc_broawn_goshart.png

I loled at this one.

[Terrok]

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