View Full Version : Akyra's A F***ING C*NT
Asinine
05-18-2011, 07:57 PM
Akyra Why Ya Gotta Be Such A F***ING C*NT
Btw Since When Did You Start Auditioning For Dancing With The Star's
I Love Fat Girls Just As Much As The Next Person But This Is Out Right Cruel That Grizzly Bear Your Immitating Would Be A Better Lay Than You
http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy128/asininecowboy/fat-girl-rocks-your-world.jpg
Asinine
05-18-2011, 08:02 PM
is that really necessary i mean arent we all title to our own oppinions
Chippy
05-18-2011, 08:02 PM
You mad ?
Kimmie
05-18-2011, 08:02 PM
Akyra is obv black.
Chippy
05-18-2011, 08:02 PM
Hey Asinine, you should add me on facebook because I'm so fucking hot.
girth
05-18-2011, 08:04 PM
Did that girl eat Akyra?
Yiblaan
05-18-2011, 08:05 PM
close thread ban OP
^
Seriously, capitalization.. why? WHY?!
Chippy
05-18-2011, 08:05 PM
Seriously, capitalization.. why? WHY?!
I wonder the same thing.
Ennoia
05-18-2011, 08:09 PM
Asinine, seriously, stop posting pics of your ex girlfriends...the amount of bandwidth it takes to buffer a fucking picture of one of those fat slobs is going to get Rogean in trouble with his ISP.
Chippy
05-18-2011, 08:11 PM
Asinine, seriously, stop posting pics of your ex girlfriends...the amount of bandwidth it takes to buffer a fucking picture of one of those fat slobs is going to get Rogean in trouble with his ISP.
Lol, I'm not gonna lie whenever I see your posts it usually makes me chuckle.
Chippy
05-18-2011, 08:15 PM
Just another form of saying "I must admit" but whatever is clever.
so you weren't gonna admit
Chippy
05-18-2011, 08:18 PM
lmao.
Ennoia
05-18-2011, 08:50 PM
I got to use my witty tag to make fun of the gay cowboy...all is now right with the world.
Asinine
05-18-2011, 08:54 PM
in no way am i gay
xshayla701
05-18-2011, 09:01 PM
in no way am i gay
Well what does giving Yiblaan pictures of your dick make you?
Well what does giving Yiblaan pictures of your dick make you?
courteous
Bruno
05-18-2011, 09:08 PM
http://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss107/kpkenney07/lolumad-57503.jpg
Ennoia
05-18-2011, 09:10 PM
in no way am i gay
Isn't there a picture of you wearing a cowboy hat? In case you didn't know, that's the international sign of being a cocksucker, that and looking like, well, you.
Koota
05-18-2011, 09:15 PM
Well what does giving Yiblaan pictures of your dick make you?
THE PLOT THICKENS.
I think Akyra made the right decision rejecting this FaceBook friendship.
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j139/beckyheineke/GayCowboyNew500.jpg
SlankyLanky
05-18-2011, 09:35 PM
i dont know Yiblaan but bro if you wanted p1999 cock pics just ask. i got no shame or dignity left. im surprised japan hasnt posted my dick all over the forum already. OHHH SHITTTT!
Yiblaan
05-18-2011, 09:45 PM
i dont know Yiblaan but bro if you wanted p1999 cock pics just ask. i got no shame or dignity left. im surprised japan hasnt posted my dick all over the forum already. OHHH SHITTTT!
Well Email me it b or send me a private message or send me tell b
Ihealyou
05-18-2011, 09:51 PM
Yiblaan... you're better than this :(
Heartbeats
05-18-2011, 09:51 PM
in no way am i gay
Eric Cartman says it best: "You're a fucking faggot, dude."
muffins
05-18-2011, 10:31 PM
where r ur nudes posted akyra
Glitch
05-18-2011, 11:09 PM
Why did you put asterisks in the thread title? We all know that Akyra's a FOAMING CENT.
Asinine
05-18-2011, 11:32 PM
lol if most of yall knew what i do IRL you guys would have respect u dont have the balls to do what i do
<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nwZAPOj8lmA?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Bruno
05-18-2011, 11:38 PM
u dont have the balls to do what i do
You're right, most of us don't have the balls to go on public forums and nerd rage after failing to succeed at nerd love. Go git er cowboy.
Hasbinbad
05-18-2011, 11:38 PM
Harvest sperm from bulls?
Bruno
05-18-2011, 11:45 PM
I have to give him one thing, he's definitely living up to his name.
xshayla701
05-19-2011, 12:40 AM
where r ur nudes posted akyra
4 kimmiez eyez only
Hasbinbad
05-19-2011, 12:47 AM
kimmie showed me
4 kimmiez eyez only
I read that in the arrested development 'for british eyes only' voice
Knuckle
05-19-2011, 01:23 AM
gotta give it to asinine, im really liking his threads.
also, tagged.
Ledzepp02
05-19-2011, 01:44 AM
in no way am i gay
wait......we'rent you fucking Chunk? I am confuse..
Ledzepp02
05-19-2011, 01:44 AM
we'rent
fail
Messianic
05-19-2011, 05:46 AM
lol if most of yall knew what i do IRL you guys would have respect u dont have the balls to do what i do
The saddest part is when people attempt to defend themselves on an online forum where you have virtual anonymity by claiming how cool they are IRL. I.e. "I'm a young doctor"
Even if you're Brad Pitt or Hugh Jackman IRL (which is obviously not the case here), that doesn't change the fact that everyone thinks you're an idiot here.
Koota
05-19-2011, 07:34 AM
everyone thinks you're an idiot here.
Ledzepp02
05-19-2011, 07:57 AM
Brad Pitt or Hugh Jackman IRL
You forgot:
Brad Jackman
http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr107/Ledzepp_wow/BraddJackman.png
and of course,
Hugh Pitt
http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr107/Ledzepp_wow/HughPitt.jpg
;)
Eldaran
05-19-2011, 08:25 AM
I know I'm new around here, but OP is by far the worst person I've seen on these forums. Others have their quirks, but this dude is just terrible. My stomach actually turns when I see his name. Everyone else has awesome replies in this thread though. Love it.
Ennoia
05-19-2011, 09:17 AM
some queer shit
Pfft I'm a stuntman-porn star-astronaut-formula 1 racecar driver-Navy SEAL-SWAT rear guard-mountain man-Bear Grylls-rockstar-crossing guard-electrician-doctor...all you do is hump a bull's backside for a few seconds.
Ennoia
05-19-2011, 09:29 AM
I Love Fat Girls
You saw it here first...and I am shocked no one caught it.
xshayla701
05-19-2011, 09:31 AM
You saw it here first...and I am shocked no one caught it.
I think he's saying I'm not fat enough for him :( :(
Extunarian
05-19-2011, 09:36 AM
Pfft I'm a stuntman-porn star-astronaut-formula 1 racecar driver-Navy SEAL-SWAT rear guard-mountain man-Bear Grylls-rockstar-crossing guard-electrician-doctor...all you do is hump a bull's backside for a few seconds.
I like this, but I'm wondering how 'Electrician' got in there....
Chanur
05-19-2011, 10:07 AM
I think he's saying I'm not fat enough for him :( :(
I think he's upset you wouldn't show him your penis.
Knuckle
05-19-2011, 10:13 AM
The saddest part is when people attempt to defend themselves on an online forum where you have virtual anonymity by claiming how cool they are IRL. I.e. "I'm a young doctor"
Even if you're Brad Pitt or Hugh Jackman IRL (which is obviously not the case here), that doesn't change the fact that everyone thinks you're an idiot here.
What if it is the case? shut your whore mouth you treat an angel with respect.
Ennoia
05-19-2011, 10:22 AM
I like this, but I'm wondering how 'Electrician' got in there....
Hey man, rule #1 of being awesome...always learn a trade skill so you got something to fall back on!
Knuckle
05-19-2011, 10:42 AM
lol if most of yall knew what i do IRL you guys would have respect u dont have the balls to do what i do
<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nwZAPOj8lmA?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
ghaha holy shit, you really used a tv commercial for that. oh man
Knightmare
05-19-2011, 10:56 AM
Pfft I'm a stuntman-porn star-astronaut-formula 1 racecar driver-Navy SEAL-SWAT rear guard-mountain man-Bear Grylls-rockstar-crossing guard-electrician-doctor...all you do is hump a bull's backside for a few seconds.
Actually even Charlie Sheen's quote has him beat, and that's saying something at this point.
"I'm living the life of a rock star, vatican, assassin. My body is a lock-box of diamonds, uranium and assassin nobility!"
Of course, I'm not very worldly so now my uneducated ass has to go Google "Bear Grylls" :o
Damn you for making me learn while browsing RnF! :eek:
Ennoia
05-19-2011, 11:09 AM
Actually even Charlie Sheen's quote has him beat, and that's saying something at this point.
"I'm living the life of a rock star, vatican, assassin. My body is a lock-box of diamonds, uranium and assassin nobility!"
Of course, I'm not very worldly so now my uneducated ass has to go Google "Bear Grylls" :o
Damn you for making me learn while browsing RnF! :eek:
Fuck, you live in CT, too?! Also, Bear Grylls is a pussy (he has a camera crew). Les Straud is where it's at, but Les doesn't drink piss.
Prince
05-19-2011, 11:09 AM
http://cowboyupray.com/
cowboy up
Eldaran
05-19-2011, 12:00 PM
http://cowboyupray.com/
cowboy up
hahahahahahhahaha
Knightmare
05-19-2011, 12:10 PM
Fuck, you live in CT, too?! Also, Bear Grylls is a pussy (he has a camera crew). Les Straud is where it's at, but Les doesn't drink piss.
Haha, yes I noticed you in CT ;)
Les Straud I actually know yeah, loved his "Survivorman" shows. That dude's got balls, big ones. He might not drink piss, but he did pee around a plastic cup and drink the condensation it turned into on one of his shows lol. Kinda cool anyway.
Messianic
05-19-2011, 01:26 PM
What if it is the case? shut your whore mouth you treat an angel with respect.
...? Asinine is an angel?
Knuckle
05-19-2011, 01:42 PM
...? Asinine is an angel?
o thought u were talking to akyra, carry on.
Tumdumm
05-19-2011, 02:13 PM
soon as im off this firewall i got a present for all you CTers (connecticutioners? connecticutians? nutmeggers? i forget)
Tumdumm
05-19-2011, 02:59 PM
there we go:
http://i1227.photobucket.com/albums/ee432/robn3030/hartfordrainbow.jpg
Mcbard
05-19-2011, 03:42 PM
Asinine, seriously, stop posting pics of your ex girlfriends...the amount of bandwidth it takes to buffer a fucking picture of one of those fat slobs is going to get Rogean in trouble with his ISP.
Most hosting services offer unlimited bandwidth/storage now a days.
Knuckle
05-19-2011, 03:53 PM
http://www.dreamstime.com/young-black-woman-portrait-with-earrings-thumb6229114.jpg
young akyra photo shoot pix
Massive Marc
05-19-2011, 04:11 PM
young akyra photo shoot pix
Did you just google "black chick" ?
Knightmare
05-19-2011, 05:06 PM
there we go:
WTH..
How many CT folk we got here anyway. I mean really the state's only like 3 sq miles or so. :confused:
Ennoia
05-19-2011, 06:36 PM
WTH..
How many CT folk we got here anyway. I mean really the state's only like 3 sq miles or so. :confused:
More than enough that someone should go hit a store and get me a 30 before they close because I can't leave right now.
Knuckle
05-19-2011, 06:37 PM
More than enough that someone should go hit a store and get me a 30 before they close because I can't leave right now.
wtf they come in 30 packs up there?
Ennoia
05-19-2011, 06:58 PM
wtf they come in 30 packs up there?
Dude, they come in 36 packs.
Tumdumm
05-19-2011, 09:54 PM
just got home sorry dude, pretty sure you can still get 40's and coronas down the street from me though, only for the next hour or so though
Ennoia
05-19-2011, 10:14 PM
40s and Corona are not meant fora fine upstanding white boy like me.
xshayla701
05-19-2011, 11:26 PM
inb4 i get flamed for declining to port someone because i was busy, just in case it pops up here
quido
05-19-2011, 11:27 PM
Akyra is that a real picture of you? In the first post I mean...
xshayla701
05-19-2011, 11:42 PM
Akyra is that a real picture of you? In the first post I mean...
yes do you think i should try to get the GMs to take it down??
Koota
05-19-2011, 11:46 PM
WTS real pictures of Akyra
Mardur
05-20-2011, 03:37 AM
I remember seeing her on Facebook. Looked kinda mannish. Save your plats, trust me brothas.
Messianic
05-20-2011, 09:20 AM
o thought u were talking to akyra, carry on.
Naw, Akyra's hilarious.
I love how some of the forum warriors have to prove how manly they are by treating female forum members terribly, as if they're proving to the world they're not swayed by the fact that they're female. "UR UGLY LOLZ"
Ennoia
05-20-2011, 09:26 AM
Naw, Akyra's hilarious.
I love how some of the forum warriors have to prove how manly they are by treating female forum members terribly, as if they're proving to the world they're not swayed by the fact that they're female. "UR UGLY LOLZ"
To be fair, most of them are ugly.
Knightmare
05-20-2011, 10:43 AM
More than enough that someone should go hit a store and get me a 30 before they close because I can't leave right now.
I emphasized the key phrase here. Fricken Connecticut and it's stupid laws.
Ya know when I drive up to New Hampshire I am awed by the fact that there are massive state owned liquor outlets on the sides of the highway selling booze to speeding motorists. Hell they even post huge signs on the highway announcing them! That one can walk into a Walmart there and find a wine section. Hell down south I've seen drive-thru alcohol shops! And yet we here can't even get it from a damn grocery store on Sunday or any weekday if it's too late at night :mad:
I'd say I was sorry to hijack the rant but, ya know, I think this is truly a valid bitch.
Knuckle
05-20-2011, 11:03 AM
I emphasized the key phrase here. Fricken Connecticut and it's stupid laws.
Ya know when I drive up to New Hampshire I am awed by the fact that there are massive state owned liquor outlets on the sides of the highway selling booze to speeding motorists. Hell they even post huge signs on the highway announcing them! That one can walk into a Walmart there and find a wine section. Hell down south I've seen drive-thru alcohol shops! And yet we here can't even get it from a damn grocery store on Sunday or any weekday if it's too late at night :mad:
I'd say I was sorry to hijack the rant but, ya know, I think this is truly a valid bitch.
i worked at a liqour store and we had a drive thru, a bell would ring when someone would pull up. I got tipped as much as 20 bucks sometimes. Some people would order a cup of ice, a can of coke, and a pint of rum/whiskey/vodka.....
azeth
05-20-2011, 11:23 AM
Some people would order a cup of ice, a can of coke, and a pint of rum/whiskey/vodka.....
derail: this reminds me so clearly of my last drive to Maine for Harmony Fest, 5 hr drive on ginger ale, crown royal, and the finest marge available.
Ihealyou
05-20-2011, 11:32 AM
Turnpike rest stops should sell alcohol AoD?
azeth
05-20-2011, 11:35 AM
i'm an excellent drunk driver.
Eldaran
05-20-2011, 11:36 AM
i'm an excellent drunk driver.
until you get caught. good luck with that.
azeth
05-20-2011, 11:38 AM
until you get caught. good luck with that.
caught? young doctor's don't get in trouble friend.
Eldaran
05-20-2011, 11:47 AM
caught? young doctor's don't get in trouble friend.
You must be a young proctologist cause you sound like an asshole. People who brag about drunk driving have to be young with no responsibility and nothing to lose. It's gonna be real cool when you are trying to bum rides from people like me who can still drive because they know better.
My last ex girlfriend used to say "i drive better drunk than when i'm sober". She was a dumb bitch.
What the F was this thread about before I started typing this? lol I'm lost... wanna leave work and get my weekend going for real.
azeth
05-20-2011, 11:48 AM
You must be a young proctologist cause you sound like an asshole..
legitmately the funniest response to a young doctor comment on the forum. gg
Eldaran
05-20-2011, 11:49 AM
legitmately the funniest response to a young doctor comment on the forum. gg
Haha thanks man. Safe driving this weekend btw.
Hasbinbad
05-20-2011, 11:59 AM
I hope the person you kill while driving drunk is yourself. ..and your mother.. ..and your father.. ..so that no more irresponsible wastes of oxygen comprised of your particular gene pool are spawned.
Tumdumm
05-20-2011, 12:09 PM
young proctologist lolol
but yeah going out of state for late-night booze is weak
xshayla701
05-20-2011, 12:16 PM
I remember seeing her on Facebook. Looked kinda mannish. Save your plats, trust me brothas.
yeah i kind of have broad shoulders, please don't hate me guys :(
Ennoia
05-20-2011, 12:17 PM
I emphasized the key phrase here. Fricken Connecticut and it's stupid laws.
Ya know when I drive up to New Hampshire I am awed by the fact that there are massive state owned liquor outlets on the sides of the highway selling booze to speeding motorists. Hell they even post huge signs on the highway announcing them! That one can walk into a Walmart there and find a wine section. Hell down south I've seen drive-thru alcohol shops! And yet we here can't even get it from a damn grocery store on Sunday or any weekday if it's too late at night :mad:
I'd say I was sorry to hijack the rant but, ya know, I think this is truly a valid bitch.
Connecticut's still being ran by a Puritan mindset back when the pilgrims first landed on Fraggle Rock.
I hope the person you kill while driving drunk is yourself. ..and your mother.. ..and your father.. ..so that no more irresponsible wastes of oxygen comprised of your particular gene pool are spawned.
100% agree. Drunk driving is for fucking idiots.
xshayla701
05-20-2011, 12:21 PM
I hope the person you kill while driving drunk is yourself. ..and your mother.. ..and your father.. ..so that no more irresponsible wastes of oxygen comprised of your particular gene pool are spawned.
^^^^^^^^circumflex accent
Chanur
05-20-2011, 12:39 PM
Connecticut's still being ran by a Puritan mindset back when the pilgrims first landed on Fraggle Rock.
Dance your cares away, worries for another day!
Knightmare
05-20-2011, 12:49 PM
Connecticut's still being ran by a Puritan mindset back when the pilgrims first landed on Fraggle Rock.
100% agree. Drunk driving is for fucking idiots.
Yeah true, CT Blue laws really suck. The 9PM thing I thought was a holdover from the crime spree they had decades ago.. I'll have to look it up.
Must.. move.. closer to... border...:(
Knightmare
05-20-2011, 12:50 PM
i worked at a liqour store and we had a drive thru, a bell would ring when someone would pull up. I got tipped as much as 20 bucks sometimes. Some people would order a cup of ice, a can of coke, and a pint of rum/whiskey/vodka.....
That had to be good lol. Although, I dunno, up here we might go nuts with that lol.
Theldios
05-20-2011, 01:13 PM
Driving drunk is for total moronic ass jockeys.
A fucking Drunk driver hit my nephew head on on good friday killing him in Sinaloa Mexico And I am kind of glad it happened in Mexico cause it will cost me less to him him killed in the prison they send him to. Because here in the US he could posiblly walk off scott free with a good lawyer. in mexico you kill someone drunk driving your doing 40-60- years in the pen
Knuckle
05-20-2011, 01:29 PM
To be fair there's a big difference between driving drunk, and driving after drinking.
b33tlejuice
05-20-2011, 01:35 PM
aww i had 2 tag's for this thread, but it's at max =(
Heartbeats
05-20-2011, 01:48 PM
Lol @ the "tiny dick = rage" tag. Was this added before or after this week's episode of South Park? Cuz tbh, the first thing that episode made me think of was these forums. Which isn't good for me, cuz I raged my ass off not long ago. Does that mean I have a small penis, too? :confused:
Poeshoe
05-20-2011, 01:58 PM
Isn't there a picture of you wearing a cowboy hat? In case you didn't know, that's the international sign of being a cocksucker, that and looking like, well, you.
Lol sir, lol
Asinine
05-20-2011, 03:45 PM
Trying To Derail My Thread Guys....WTF
xshayla701
05-20-2011, 03:47 PM
Trying To Derail My Thread Guys....WTF
YEAH
Messianic
05-20-2011, 03:52 PM
Trying To Derail My Thread Guys....WTF
He says on page 11.
Prince
05-20-2011, 04:09 PM
back on topic asinine is a creepy wierdo cowboy
Knuckle
05-20-2011, 04:33 PM
YOU CAN MILK THESE
Knuckle
05-20-2011, 04:33 PM
YOU CAN MILK THESE
YOU CANT MILK THESE
polk guess LoL reference
Ihealyou
05-20-2011, 04:39 PM
I have nipples. Can you milk me?
Knuckle
05-20-2011, 04:43 PM
back on topic asinine is a creepy wierdo cowboy
prince type /taunt when you play cow next, you will lol.
cow sux
(have not played him)
Knuckle
05-20-2011, 04:53 PM
cow sux
(have not played him)
prince is newb, needs to use flash or ghost with cow, so you can run up and knock into air, then headbutt them into team. also u need to do that with trist, stop knocking them away with ult nub
I've only seen 1 decent one but thats because I was playing some crappy unfed dpz (maybe Shaco?) and he was stacking tank items and I didn't have a bloodrazor so I couldn't really do much.
baalzy
05-20-2011, 05:00 PM
It doesn't always work, but AP Cow is some sick shit if you can pull it off. His headbutt & Slam both have 1:1 ap ratios and strong base-damage.
Go mid with headbutt. Once you're level 3 use it on the enemy constantly until they're lowish on health. Farm creeps at your leisure, headbutt them again if they get too close. This will zone the fuck out of them and starve them of early game creep kills or force early blue pills. Also, Alistar is naturally tanky as hell, very hard to gank early game.
Hasbinbad
05-20-2011, 06:19 PM
To be fair there's a big difference between driving drunk, and driving after drinking.
Not really. Slow reaction times are slow. Any operation of a motor vehicle after ingestion of alcohol is fucking stupid, and only a complete dipshit would try to justify it. The world would be a much better place if anyone who would drive after drinking and their whole fucking gene pools (yes, your grandmother too) would get turned into fucking grey spots by natural disasters / terrorists / the family members of people who have been killed by drunk drivers.
its just so tempting to crack open the 40 on the drive back from the gas station
Knuckle
05-20-2011, 07:09 PM
Well maybe it's because i live in jax where literally there is no traffic in the evening + I never drive after drinking enough that I would swerve or slurr my speech. I've never once been like 'oh shit I coulda caused an accident driving after that'.
JayDee
05-20-2011, 07:10 PM
It's just plain stupid that there is one standard limit for all people. I know people on both ends of the spectrum, meaning people who are loaded after 1 tall can and others who can pound a fleet of pitchers and still function.
Just take a gander at that cops video where two bitches are all acting drunk and stumbling over themselves and laughing hysterically, only to be tested at like .02%
Hasbinbad
05-20-2011, 07:42 PM
Well maybe it's because i live in jax where literally there is no traffic in the evening + I never drive after drinking enough that I would swerve or slurr my speech. I've never once been like 'oh shit I coulda caused an accident driving after that'.
It's just plain stupid that there is one standard limit for all people. I know people on both ends of the spectrum, meaning people who are loaded after 1 tall can and others who can pound a fleet of pitchers and still function.
Just take a gander at that cops video where two bitches are all acting drunk and stumbling over themselves and laughing hysterically, only to be tested at like .02%
only a complete dipshit would try to justify it.
JayDee
05-20-2011, 07:49 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7c/Graham%27s_Hierarchy_of_Disagreement.svg/707px-Graham%27s_Hierarchy_of_Disagreement.svg.png
Hasbinbad
05-20-2011, 07:53 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7c/Graham%27s_Hierarchy_of_Disagreement.svg/707px-Graham%27s_Hierarchy_of_Disagreement.svg.png
rofl dude, you state a bunch of opinions and then try to passive-aggressively clown me for stating my own without evidence to back it up?
are you fucking kidding?
i dare you to try and support the argument you are apparently trying to make, which seems to be that some people should be allowed to drink and drive while others should not. i just fucking dare you.
Ihealyou
05-20-2011, 08:20 PM
rofl dude, you state a bunch of opinions and then try to passive-aggressively clown me for stating my own without evidence to back it up?
are you fucking kidding?
i dare you to try and support the argument you are apparently trying to make, which seems to be that some people should be allowed to drink and drive while others should not. i just fucking dare you.
I can do this!
There should be a certain standard under which you are no longer legally allowed to drive. Anyone who can drive above this standard should be allowed to drive. This means that there would be people who would not be allowed to drive sober (bad drivers, old people, etc), people who would not be allowed to drive after one beer, after two beers, and so on. The same amount of alcohol affects different people differently. As long as your driving ability isn't impaired enough to put you below the minimum standard, you should be allowed to drive.
Now do I trust people to make this judgement on their own? No.
Hasbinbad
05-20-2011, 08:33 PM
I can do this!
There should be a certain standard under which you are no longer legally allowed to drive. Anyone who can drive above this standard should be allowed to drive. This means that there would be people who would not be allowed to drive sober (bad drivers, old people, etc), people who would not be allowed to drive after one beer, after two beers, and so on. The same amount of alcohol affects different people differently. As long as your driving ability isn't impaired enough to put you below the minimum standard, you should be allowed to drive.
Now do I trust people to make this judgement on their own? No.
How would you determine how much each individual could imbibe before driving?
Ihealyou
05-20-2011, 08:46 PM
How would you determine how much each individual could imbibe before driving?
You'd have to test everyone before they drive, which is obviously retarded. Its just a theoretical/perfect world thing, but it allows some people to drink and drive while others cannot.
Knuckle
05-20-2011, 08:50 PM
How would you determine how much each individual could imbibe before driving?
luckily i dont let the government tell me how to live my life =)
I make these decisions for myself, if I can in good consience get behind the wheel of a car or not. if im smashed i call or ride a taxi.
Prince
05-20-2011, 10:48 PM
Not really. Slow reaction times are slow. Any operation of a motor vehicle after ingestion of alcohol is fucking stupid, and only a complete dipshit would try to justify it. The world would be a much better place if anyone who would drive after drinking and their whole fucking gene pools (yes, your grandmother too) would get turned into fucking grey spots by natural disasters / terrorists / the family members of people who have been killed by drunk drivers.
slow reaction times also happen when you're tired, pissed off, distracted, singing a really good song, talking on the phone, doing ur makeup, arguing with ur wife, smoking a cigarette, emotional, etc. i am p sure most people are better at driving after one beer than they are on 2 hours of sleep. saying DRIVING AFTER HAVING ANY ALCOHOL IS MURDER + U SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM GENE POOL just shows that maybe ur the one who should be naturally selected for sterilization i m o
jilena
05-21-2011, 02:16 AM
I think the point is, all of the things you listed are preventable. If you are too tired, don't drive. If you need to talk on your cell phone or text, pull over. If you can't sing a really good song without head banging your way into a car accident, pull over. Don't smoke while driving. Don't drive while emo. Put on your make up before you get in the car. Don't drive while high. Don't drive while drunk. Think about the fact that probably moreso than any other part of your day, your decisions before and during being behind the wheel have the highest probability of affecting those around you. Don't be a dumbfuck. Don't be selfish. Your convenience/amusement is not more valuable than another life. *shrug*
jilena
05-21-2011, 02:18 AM
Also. Akyra, eat more. Thanks.
xshayla701
05-21-2011, 03:50 AM
Also. Akyra, eat more. Thanks.
look who is breakin who's heart here, zarina. :(
Japan
05-21-2011, 09:35 AM
slow reaction times also happen when you're tired, pissed off, distracted, singing a really good song, talking on the phone, doing ur makeup, arguing with ur wife, smoking a cigarette, emotional, etc. i am p sure most people are better at driving after one beer than they are on 2 hours of sleep. saying DRIVING AFTER HAVING ANY ALCOHOL IS MURDER + U SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM GENE POOL just shows that maybe ur the one who should be naturally selected for sterilization i m o
some wack-ass faggot trolling in here
come back when your wit extends beyond misspelling
Misto
05-21-2011, 10:03 AM
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jilena
05-21-2011, 12:01 PM
look who is breakin who's heart here, zarina. :(
You, are breaking my heart by not eating and/or powerlevelling me.
Prince
05-21-2011, 03:15 PM
some wack-ass faggot trolling in here
come back when your wit extends beyond misspelling
i wasn't trolling. what he said was retarded- for the vast majority of people there is nothing wrong with driving after having one (or two!!) drinks, and doing so in no way warrants "removal from the gene pool."
Knuckle
05-21-2011, 03:54 PM
tolerance builds up with excessive drinking. there were many nights I'd polish off a 12 pack of natty light, go to bed and wake up fine the next morning. If I go to the bar, I would straight up be a pussy if I called a cab after two drinks. I don't even feel anything till the third drink(assuming standard single shot mixed drink or beers).
mimixownzall
05-22-2011, 10:06 AM
tolerance builds up with excessive drinking. there were many nights I'd polish off a 12 pack of natty light, go to bed and wake up fine the next morning. If I go to the bar, I would straight up be a pussy if I called a cab after two drinks. I don't even feel anything till the third drink(assuming standard single shot mixed drink or beers).
I think you're more of a pussy by giving a shit what the other people at the bar think. So you took a cab after a few drinks? Fuck those dumbshits.
Bruno
05-22-2011, 10:48 AM
Lots of caring going on in this thread gaiz.
Knuckle
05-22-2011, 10:58 AM
I think you're more of a pussy by giving a shit what the other people at the bar think. So you took a cab after a few drinks? Fuck those dumbshits.
I personally based on my tolerance levels would feel like a pussy if I had to call a cab after a few drinks regardless of other people present. I have a very high tolerance to alcohol and have never put anyone at risk driving after drinking. That said, its not for everyone. Some people just can't handle alcohol very well.
xshayla701
05-22-2011, 03:03 PM
you guys suck
Knuckle
05-22-2011, 03:07 PM
you guys suck
come level with me in befallen
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