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Nexii
10-27-2020, 11:46 PM
Law Offices of Norrath, First Circle of Damnation

“What’s the matter Nexii? I thought you always had so much to say. It seems your lover got caught two boxing.”

Nexii regained herself as quick as it took to cast a Divine Light. “She’s a psychic and an empath, Galach. Mimicking others’ movements is what she does.” She paused. “And she’s not my lover. We dark elves don’t love.”

“We’ll see about that after I put her through some… special tests on GM Island this weekend.” Galach gave a steely reptilian gaze that Iksars had perfected long ago when they called Sebilis home. Meanwhile his tail extended out in a phallic manner to get the not-so-subtle message across. “So, this bit about petitions. I’ve been doing fine.” He sat back in his desk and spun in his chair.

“You don’t understand. Sirken always warned not to answer every petition!” Nexii protested. But it was hard to argue the fact that the law offices seemed bare of petitions. It was difficult for her to believe this was the same place that once housed endless petitioners going from GM to guide to forums in the hope of receiving help.

“Hey guys.” As if on cue, Menden arrived to break up the argument. He was carrying a huge sack of mail that was dumped on Galach’s desk. The envelopes and boxes poured off the desk and onto the ground, and for a second one might believe an earthquake had been triggered. “Sorry, I only check my mail once every three months.”

“What? I don’t have time for all these raid disputes.” Galach had to stand to see over all the mail. There were massive amounts of long-winded Riot petitions piled upon almost as many poorly written FR/AG petitions. Within seconds he had calculated that the load would take exactly 42.5 months of whirlwind work to complete them all to Riot’s standards of justice.

“Exactly, just ban everyone and we can have some real fun. I think you’ll find Melissa much more pliable when she’s not being punished. The Avatar of Love doesn’t take well to being hurt.” Nexii replied. “A shame though.” She added, her eyes gleaming with sadistic tendencies that had laid dormant for far too long.

“Hmm… this wasn’t part of my master plan.” Galach’s eyes glimmered like a galaxy hiding his galaxy brain plan for the long term. “I shall calculate and adapt. I am still ten steps ahead of the players.” He added, sounding more confident by the word.

“Menden?” Galach asked his superior for ban approval.

“Whatever. I gotta go.” Menden was off like a flash.

“Seems par for the course around here.” Nexii muttered to herself.

“What was that?” Galach asked.

“I said, just sign the paper right here.” She handed him the order that Menden had pre-signed to ban her own crybaby guild and the toxic opposition in one fell swoop.

“Maybe I should get unanimous consent from the players.” Galach said, his expression not giving away his true emotion or plan in the slightest. It was impossible to tell whether he was serious or trolling.

“I thought lizards who follow Cazic-Thule desired to be feared? The wise prince is better feared than loved.” Nexii dared taunt, knowing at any instant she could be blinked out of existence. It was sort of a thrill, dancing on the edge of eternity like Naethyn and Solist had in aeons past.

“And I thought you were much more humored and sexual.” Galach remarked. “Did the lust for the one Vulak ring change you?” He was scanning her logs for signs of the pixel sickness that had been going around Norrath like wildfire. It was concerns like this that occupied him much more than the raid scene. (“Same 70% RA as ever.”) He commented to himself.

“I’ve been quite enjoying stomping the competition. Everyone knows that oppressing others is my favorite thing.” Nexii sighed, tiring of this game. “Look, let’s just get on to red server. It might be a dive but at least they know how to have fun there.”

Galach nodded. “It’s something to do until Cyberpunk 2077 is out.” He signed the order, creating a new game of infinitely complex chess to play out over the coming cycles.

Nexii felt a deep tingle that went from spine to nethers. It was something that hadn’t been felt in much too long. The arousal from a raid ban. Her fingers trembled and then clasped Galach’s scaled hand with maximum strength in her right gauntlet of Do`Vassir. Soon they would meet up with Melissa at GM Island before they would revisit the deeper circles of Damnation.

Solist
10-28-2020, 12:06 AM
seek. help.

Nexii
10-28-2020, 12:11 AM
seek. help.

I'm glad you're concerned. You sure as hell weren't when Caiu had potentially committed suicide.

Woke Locc
10-28-2020, 12:14 AM
barks

Phaezed-Reality
10-28-2020, 12:15 AM
yiff

shuklak
10-28-2020, 12:15 AM
How is this Eq related

Albanwr
10-28-2020, 12:31 AM
da hell

Akg49
10-28-2020, 12:40 AM
It's funny how easily you can tell the noobies here. Don't even have to look at the join date :P

Tunabros
10-28-2020, 12:51 AM
0-o

Psyborg
10-28-2020, 01:03 AM
Permission to copy and paste this in UN self-help channel.

Tunabros
10-28-2020, 01:15 AM
It's funny how easily you can tell the noobies here. Don't even have to look at the join date :P

what do you mean by this?

Solist
10-28-2020, 03:13 AM
I'm glad you're concerned. You sure as hell weren't when Caiu had potentially committed suicide.

Sorry, when Caiu was on a drunken attention seeking rampage, and Cecily was screaming that he/she wished I was dead, and I should commit suicide, repeatedly?

Yeah cool and normal.

Again, seek help.

Foxplay
10-28-2020, 03:37 AM
https://i.imgur.com/Ugt8bBD.jpg

Nexii
10-28-2020, 08:16 AM
Sorry, when Caiu was on a drunken attention seeking rampage, and Cecily was screaming that he/she wished I was dead, and I should commit suicide, repeatedly?

Yeah cool and normal.

Again, seek help.

Cringe at describing attempted suicide as attention seeking. Having zero empathy for others isn't exactly cool and normal either.

Zal22
10-28-2020, 09:24 AM
Cringe at describing attempted suicide as attention seeking. Having zero empathy for others isn't exactly cool and normal either.

You wrote the book on attention seeking. Please tell us more.

Zal22
10-28-2020, 09:30 AM
Cringe at describing attempted suicide as attention seeking. Having zero empathy for others isn't exactly cool and normal either.

Oh, and cool and normal is not something you are qualified to talk about.

Nexii
10-28-2020, 10:36 AM
Oh, and cool and normal is not something you are qualified to talk about.

Sorry you got triggered by someone being different from others

Evets
10-28-2020, 10:41 AM
Well ... you're very immersed!

Allishia
10-28-2020, 10:58 AM
Y'all need to quit being so judgey, I've always liked reading nexii's adventures, they are fun :p

Cecily
10-28-2020, 12:04 PM
Sorry, when Caiu was on a drunken attention seeking rampage, and Cecily was screaming that he/she wished I was dead, and I should commit suicide, repeatedly?

Yeah cool and normal.

Again, seek help.

Who the fuck are you? Like I legitimately don't want you to kill yourself unless you mention me again.

saftbudet
10-28-2020, 12:18 PM
Y'all need to quit being so judgey, I've always liked reading nexii's adventures, they are fun :p

MarauderOHHYEAH
10-28-2020, 12:42 PM
Please, please, please post this in blue UN

Skunkranger
10-28-2020, 12:54 PM
Oh look another thread of Nexii begging for attention. When did I take you off ignore...?

imperiouskitten
10-28-2020, 08:45 PM
yessss

reznor_
10-28-2020, 08:50 PM
A+

Baler
10-28-2020, 08:57 PM
Galach nodded. “It’s something to do until Cyberpunk 2077 is out.”

Hrothgar
10-28-2020, 10:28 PM
Prose lacks depth; too much telling - not enough showing. Plot arc is tired, try a little anachronism here and there. Otherwise, the dialogue is believable.

Zal22
10-28-2020, 11:28 PM
Sorry you got triggered by someone being different from others

Not triggered. The fact that you continue your disturbing stories in RNF while claiming to be a woman / some kind of animal creature is curious while trying to lecture others on being cool and normal.

kjs86z
10-29-2020, 10:34 AM
i came

greasemonk
10-29-2020, 11:24 AM
Needs more descriptions of phallic lizard objects but otherwise a decent read.

Kelika2
10-29-2020, 08:14 PM
I did not read this, what is Nexii ranting or flaming about

Baler
10-29-2020, 08:15 PM
I did not read this, what is Nexii ranting or flaming about

They enjoy writing erotic stories. It usually involves heavy petting.