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xshayla701
05-14-2011, 01:46 AM
1. Yiblaan is a pedophile irl. No joke. He knows all the underage kids that play on p99 and asks for their feet picture.
2. "I can't be trusted."
3. "Abraham is a rat."
4. "Kimmie can keep a secret" (:rolleyes:)
5. Klane is a b. - Confirmed
6. LifeAlert is dissolving because Yiblaan is apping to KaN.
7. Lickum's wife hates me. :( :(
8. Yiblaan wants to know Kimmie and Abraham the last time they took a shit...?
9. I'm a club chick and not a fancy.
10. Softy is 12? - Can someone confirm this?
11. Geleana is a girl IRL and may or may not be Amelinda as well.

tl;dr version: if you aren't in mumble, you need to be.

Prince
05-14-2011, 01:52 AM
was just in mumble i heartily recommend u join if u want to listen to yiblaan talk about gay porn

Ihealyou
05-14-2011, 01:54 AM
eq clique wankathon

xshayla701
05-14-2011, 01:55 AM
eq clique wankathon

peanut butter and jealous?

Ihealyou
05-14-2011, 01:59 AM
peanut butter and jealous?

More like nutella and sad I'm not in mumble

Pheer
05-14-2011, 02:55 AM
More like nutella and sad I'm not in mumble

never thought id see nutella and sad in the same sentence without the words "out of" also being present

h0tr0d (shaere)
05-14-2011, 02:59 AM
Gnutella, no?

DevonG
05-14-2011, 04:49 AM
Says the person in AFK 90% of the time.
Why you hate me for?

Airdefier
05-14-2011, 04:45 PM
peanut butter and jealous?

Hahahaha

Koota
05-14-2011, 05:13 PM
12. Matt Damon

nalkin
05-15-2011, 01:12 AM
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7928/unled2fm.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/339/unled2fm.png/)

Knuckle
05-15-2011, 09:37 AM
looks like exciting stuff in mumble time to log in.

Furniture
05-15-2011, 12:44 PM
After seeing this thread I thought it would be fun to try out some voice chatting. When I was younger I constantly received recognition from my teacher for being the loudest in the classroom to recite the pledge of allegiance so not knowing what to say to them I thought i'd start out with what I know best. It wasnt even ten seconds until I was cut off by none other then Akyra who decided to call me fat. I couldnt take it so I left. I'd avoid this crowd if I were you.

xshayla701
05-15-2011, 01:16 PM
<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KygD_QLpKeU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

naez
05-15-2011, 01:45 PM
Zenon was a great movie

Bodeanicus
05-15-2011, 03:47 PM
peanut butter and jealous?

Awww, high school cliquishness. How cute.

xshayla701
05-15-2011, 03:53 PM
Awww, high school cliquishness. How cute.

omgsh thanks :D

burkemi5
05-15-2011, 04:01 PM
eq clique wankathon

Waedawen
05-15-2011, 04:39 PM
tl;dr version: if you aren't in mumble, you need to be.


Too bad this thread is about the wrong mumble server.

Koota
05-15-2011, 06:07 PM
Shut your painted hole, nutswinger.

DevonG
05-16-2011, 02:13 AM
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/devongpictures/yibgolf.png

Anger
05-16-2011, 04:00 AM
omgsh thanks :D

Tralina wannabes ANGER ME~

Haul
05-16-2011, 04:10 AM
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7928/unled2fm.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/339/unled2fm.png/)

What golf game is that?

Haul
05-16-2011, 04:11 AM
Nevermind just saw the title at top of picture, World Golf Tour.

xshayla701
05-16-2011, 03:36 PM
Tralina wannabes ANGER ME~

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9619/jellyu.jpg

Knuckle
05-16-2011, 03:37 PM
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9619/jellyu.jpg

i will grape u in the mouth chained to the steam heater.

Shannacore
05-16-2011, 03:39 PM
[13:32] Doors guys
[13:32] Doors check out this sick pic i made to put on someones facebook wall
[13:33] Doors http://imageshack.us/f/88/jellyu.jpg/

He was so excited about it

DevonG
05-16-2011, 03:56 PM
i will grape u in the mouth chained to the steam heater.

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/devongpictures/knuckle.jpg

girth
05-16-2011, 04:31 PM
http://www.peta-sucks.com/smf/Smileys/alternate/this_thread_sucks.gif

xshayla701
05-16-2011, 04:35 PM
http://www.peta-sucks.com/smf/Smileys/alternate/this_thread_sucks.gif

girth i know you want me just say it

girth
05-16-2011, 04:45 PM
girth i know you want me just say it

http://horrifticintentions.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/a_chance-jpeg.jpg
Are you telling me there's a chance?

Stibe
05-17-2011, 01:35 PM
I also learned that

-Tralina's cat like to watch her have sex
-Yiblaan will say random shockingly gay things if he goes without attention for more than 45 seconds.

Shannacore
05-17-2011, 01:53 PM
-Tralina's cat like to watch her have sex


Hahahahahaha.

Knuckle
05-17-2011, 02:32 PM
What I've learned in mumble.

Shayla is actually a girl *confirmed*

xshayla701
05-17-2011, 02:49 PM
What I've learned in mumble.

Shayla is actually a girl *confirmed*

Never confirmed. Could be a voice changer like Sslaesha.

xshayla701
05-17-2011, 02:56 PM
Also we confirmed that Slathar's in game name is Hairytoes.

Knuckle
05-17-2011, 03:01 PM
Never confirmed. Could be a voice changer like Sslaesha.

thats pretty hot

Yiblaan
05-17-2011, 03:02 PM
To add

XX: We have a guy named Prince who comes on occasionally bosses everyone around, refuses to get a mic and spams TTS for ~20min

XX: You gain an appreciation for the term/word: "WAT" and "daddy leik"

XX: Stibe is a tWAT Canadian who has a smart Aleck comment for just about everything

XX: We have someone with a British accent on Mumble, what can be cooler than that?

xshayla701
05-17-2011, 03:04 PM
Me 3:03 pm
who is stibe?

Yiblaan 3:03 pm
LOLSUP

Me 3:03 pm
ew

Yiblaan 3:03 pm
how do I edit

Knuckle
05-17-2011, 03:05 PM
next match of isketch will = swedish porn

Yiblaan
05-17-2011, 03:06 PM
Oh and:

XX: We play Golf Drunk

naez
05-17-2011, 03:15 PM
XX: We have a guy named Prince who comes on occasionally bosses everyone around, refuses to get a mic and spams TTS for ~20min

- Tralina's nerd herd annoying as fuk

Shannacore
05-17-2011, 03:25 PM
- Tralina's nerd herd annoying as fuk

What I learned in Mumble is that Naez can not set up a microphone on his own.

naez
05-17-2011, 03:26 PM
Because Prince told me to stop the setup thing like halfway through and then I got it working .5 secs after you started talkin shit n e wayz

w/e w/e i do wut i wan

Asinine
05-17-2011, 03:35 PM
1. That More Than 3 Oxycodones Lead's To A Loss Of Memory And Regretting The Next Morning

2. Yiblaan Has A Thing For 17yo British Male Golfers

3. I Am An Asshole

4. Nalkin Is An FBI Agent

5. Akyra Is Slightly

6. Training Wheel's Are For Pro's

7. Golf Grinds My Gears

8. Kimmie Has A Southern Accent

9. SUP Is A Stalker

10. Amelinda.....I Mean Geleana Doesent Really Talk To Me That Much

11. I Am One Hot Son Of A Bitch

http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy128/asininecowboy/154957_1229907723699_1709284740_412456_3590037_n.j pg

http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy128/asininecowboy/IMAG0032.jpg

Pokeman
05-17-2011, 03:43 PM
What I learned in Mumble is that Naez can not set up a microphone on his own.

you are poking at a caged lion bro

Knuckle
05-17-2011, 04:02 PM
1. That More Than 3 Oxycodones Lead's To A Loss Of Memory And Regretting The Next Morning

2. Yiblaan Has A Thing For 17yo British Male Golfers

3. I Am An Asshole

4. Nalkin Is An FBI Agent

5. Akyra Is Slightly

6. Training Wheel's Are For Pro's

7. Golf Grinds My Gears

8. Kimmie Has A Southern Accent

9. SUP Is A Stalker

10. Amelinda.....I Mean Geleana Doesent Really Talk To Me That Much

11. I Am One Hot Son Of A Bitch

http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy128/asininecowboy/154957_1229907723699_1709284740_412456_3590037_n.j pg

http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy128/asininecowboy/IMAG0032.jpg

you gay bro?

Doors
05-17-2011, 04:14 PM
Knuckle, we get it, you like cock, stop using the boards to pick up dudes.

mimixownzall
05-17-2011, 04:46 PM
Cowboy Up tattoo'd on your neck?

Might as well tattoo HOMO across your forehead.

Knuckle
05-17-2011, 04:52 PM
Knuckle, we get it, you like cock, stop using the boards to pick up dudes.

You sound upset, when did your knuckle nutriding start? did i kill you on vztz?

Tiggles
05-17-2011, 04:56 PM
you gay bro?

He has to be

Jesus that is the gayest tattoo I've ever fucking seen.

Eldaran
05-17-2011, 04:57 PM
1. That More Than 3 Oxycodones Lead's To A Loss Of Memory And Regretting The Next Morning



Lightweight.... ;)

PureLo
05-17-2011, 05:13 PM
lol Young DJ Gelly Bean goes into Mumble?

Yiblaan
05-17-2011, 05:21 PM
He has to be

Jesus that is the gayest tattoo I've ever fucking seen.

^

Flavor
05-17-2011, 05:31 PM
^

Must be true.

Prince
05-17-2011, 07:11 PM
- Tralina's nerd herd annoying as fuk

dis


seriously its like the worst

Asinine
05-17-2011, 08:12 PM
I Get More Pussy In 3 Weeks Than Most Of You Get In A Year.....Lol Dont Hate

Misto
05-17-2011, 08:34 PM
I Get More Pussy In 3 Weeks Than Most Of You Get In A Year.....Lol Dont Hate

Really? Three weeks? Where'd you come up with that statistic.

Asinine
05-17-2011, 09:08 PM
Your Mom Wrote A Book About Me...Read It

Pico
05-17-2011, 09:43 PM
hahahaha please continue

Misto
05-17-2011, 09:48 PM
Your Mom Wrote A Book About Me...Read It

Really? What's it called.

Ihealyou
05-17-2011, 10:23 PM
Really? What's it called.

Lolita

Knuckle
05-18-2011, 12:01 AM
im learning in mumble tonight that:

asinine has a great future for hallmark company, the director of 500 days of summer already contacted him for a role.

Kimmie
05-18-2011, 12:03 AM
COWBOY UP

nalkin
05-18-2011, 12:30 AM
<object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qIUKzDkHZA4?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qIUKzDkHZA4?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></object>

DevonG
05-18-2011, 03:40 AM
<iframe width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VIBWLvYtwQ8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Doing things with the game you can't comprehend.
Believe it.

Massive Marc
05-18-2011, 04:35 PM
He has to be

Jesus that is the gayest tattoo I've ever fucking seen.

My friend got a tattoo of his last name "Walker" in old english. It ended up looking like "Wanker" when he was done. I laughed.

baalzy
05-18-2011, 04:42 PM
My friend got a tattoo of his last name "Walker" in old english. It ended up looking like "Wanker" when he was done. I laughed.

In highschool this guy I knew had the last name of Lamb, when it was embroidered onto his lettermans jacket it the b looked like an e.

Bodeanicus
05-18-2011, 06:45 PM
I Get More Pussy In 3 Weeks Than Most Of You Get In A Year.....Lol Dont Hate

It's Not Called A Pussy When It's On A Dude.

Ihealyou
05-18-2011, 06:57 PM
It's Not Called A Pussy When It's On A Dude.

What is a pussy on a dude called? jw

Ronas
05-18-2011, 07:22 PM
What is a pussy on a dude called? jw

Penis.... ====D

Ronas
05-18-2011, 07:24 PM
Unless he meant a Hermaphrodite.

xshayla701
05-18-2011, 07:38 PM
It's Not Called A Pussy When It's On A Dude.

I see what you did there.

What is a pussy on a dude called? jw

Tralina, please link that tranny picture. it's okay, you're allowed 3 warnings for porn before you get banned.

Bodeanicus
05-19-2011, 12:27 AM
What is a pussy on a dude called? jw

Starfruit.

Shannacore
05-20-2011, 01:31 AM
I see what you did there.



Tralina, please link that tranny picture. it's okay, you're allowed 3 warnings for porn before you get banned.

A or B? (http://www.phuckedtube.com/contents/member/sexybiatch/photos/Buck-Angel-or-a-Tranny-f0d8e393-1.jpg)

naez
05-20-2011, 01:38 AM
Man that was tough. Gonna have to go with B just bend it over. A's pussy looks really fake and prolly doesnt have good suction cup action. Plus it would be even more awkward to make eye contact.

http://imageshack.us/m/717/8987/w1a1z7.png

Shannacore
05-20-2011, 01:41 AM
"she" is totally going to moan like a man.