YendorLootmonkey
09-06-2020, 08:22 PM
Click here for my horrible, off-key, super shitty rendition (disclaimer: I am not a bard):
https://sndup.net/5fnh
DON'T DIE
The New Ranger Theme Song
In the style of "Don't Cry" by Guns N Roses
Lyrics by Yendor Lootmonkey
Pull the mob slowly, there's
red cons on your track.
Don't forget to harmony
and bring one back.
I know how hard you get hit,
I've healed you before.
Medding now because mana's low,
and don't you know...
Don't you die tonight!
I can't heal you, ranger!
Don't you die tonight!
Don't you die tonight!
There's no cleric to rez you, ranger...
And don't you die tonight.
Gimme a buff now,
maybe feet like cat.
Let me med up before you...
you bring mobs like that.
Don't pull multiple mobs, and
please don't attempt to tank.
I'll still be medding for heals
while you're getting spanked, ranger!
And don't you die tonight!
Don't you die tonight!
There's no cleric to rez you, ranger...
And don't you die tonight!
And please remember
that your AC's low --- ooooh!
And please remember
how fast your hit points go now, ranger!
You gotta stop using flame lick,
and stop getting hit now, hybrid!
You'll live longer behind us...
use your bow and AR-rows now, ranger!
And don't you die tonight!
And don't you die tonight!
Don't you die tonight!
There's no cleric to rez you, ranger...
And don't you die...
Don't you ever die.....
Don't you die tonight ... ranger you're in danger!
Don't you die...
Don't you ever die...
Don't you die...
Tonight!
Yeaeaaaeaeahhhh
Previous theme songs from over the last 20 years can be found here:
https://www.project1999.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-11468.html
https://sndup.net/5fnh
DON'T DIE
The New Ranger Theme Song
In the style of "Don't Cry" by Guns N Roses
Lyrics by Yendor Lootmonkey
Pull the mob slowly, there's
red cons on your track.
Don't forget to harmony
and bring one back.
I know how hard you get hit,
I've healed you before.
Medding now because mana's low,
and don't you know...
Don't you die tonight!
I can't heal you, ranger!
Don't you die tonight!
Don't you die tonight!
There's no cleric to rez you, ranger...
And don't you die tonight.
Gimme a buff now,
maybe feet like cat.
Let me med up before you...
you bring mobs like that.
Don't pull multiple mobs, and
please don't attempt to tank.
I'll still be medding for heals
while you're getting spanked, ranger!
And don't you die tonight!
Don't you die tonight!
There's no cleric to rez you, ranger...
And don't you die tonight!
And please remember
that your AC's low --- ooooh!
And please remember
how fast your hit points go now, ranger!
You gotta stop using flame lick,
and stop getting hit now, hybrid!
You'll live longer behind us...
use your bow and AR-rows now, ranger!
And don't you die tonight!
And don't you die tonight!
Don't you die tonight!
There's no cleric to rez you, ranger...
And don't you die...
Don't you ever die.....
Don't you die tonight ... ranger you're in danger!
Don't you die...
Don't you ever die...
Don't you die...
Tonight!
Yeaeaaaeaeahhhh
Previous theme songs from over the last 20 years can be found here:
https://www.project1999.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-11468.html