I miss Snortles

[Tankwipe]

why did he get banned?

[Videri]

MeMES 2 freSh

[AgentEpilot]

The brightest stars burn the fastest :(

RIP Mr. McChortles

[Baler]

OP bought his forum account with real world money.

[Jibartik]

Baler does not lol but I miss him too but chorltes knows what he does and why he does it and that he just likes the time out chair I think lol

[Tankwipe]

OP bought his forum account with real world money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpFGTNReJpU

[Ripqozko]

Rip king

[Skarne]

I wish they’d have a thread of shame for forum posters and their infractions that got them banned. I think that’s a fun idea.

[Jimjam]

why did he get banned?

Because nobody was reading his posts as post forumites had put him on ignore.

This is an established part of his life cycle:

Tentatively post

Gain confidence

Become edgy

Get massively ignored

Implosion post securing ban

Create new account (not yet ignored by anyone)

[sydbarrett25]

He has been banned many times. A good idea I found is to go check either his account to see where/what he was posting, or if your more lazy check out the off topic section. All sorts of crazy stuff

[Topgunben]

He got triggered by something I posted in his "sips" threads. He seemed overly irritated about me saying his office wasn't in the top two thirds of the building.

[JurisDictum]

he's a raging bigot, but super triggered about BLM and "police executing citizens in the streets". he is also nonwhite his self.

that's his achilles heel if u ever want to get down to his level. good luck!

[Topgunben]

he's a raging bigot, but super triggered about BLM and "police executing citizens in the streets". he is also nonwhite his self.

that's his achilles heel if u ever want to get down to his level. good luck!

Hes the only one on the whole forum that I think is a truly hateful individual.

[Woke Locc]

Hes the only one on the whole forum that I think is a truly hateful individual.

He's a harry potter bigot, not an atwater type.

I award baler 1 fkp for taking him down(again)

[Luigi]

He definitley was mad about all the racism lately yet his anger and racism just brings more of it

Its up to all of us to be less racist, electing joe biden wont do anything but hurt our world

[Bardp1999]

If you were obese and bald you would also lash out at internet elves also. Its bad enough being one of those things, but he has both going on in a big way.

[shuklak]

Pouring out this siP for my homies...

[Rader]

He definitley was mad about all the racism lately yet his anger and racism just brings more of it

Its up to all of us to be less racist, electing joe biden wont do anything but hurt our world

the only racism these days is BLM etc etc

replace the word "black" with "white" and that will tell you all, as in "White Lives Matter"

those woke will complain, but F them. the best way forward is to stop racism in all forms, not overcompensate with reverse racism

if you don't like go F off

[SiP]

use of the phrase "uppity negroes" in a facetious manner either triggered a mod or upset an elderly forum poster resulting in a 30 day "ThaS RaCiS" ban

lotta rent free mad ITT
*sip*

[Scalem]

the only racism these days is BLM etc etc

replace the word "black" with "white" and that will tell you all, as in "White Lives Matter"

those woke will complain, but F them. the best way forward is to stop racism in all forms, not overcompensate with reverse racism

if you don't like go F off

How woke.

[JurisDictum]

He's a harry potter bigot, not an atwater type.

I award baler 1 fkp for taking him down(again)

This is you muddying the water. Clarity is called for here.

[Tankwipe]

How woke.

[cannobeers3]

Lulz is kind of a dipshit, but way to have a fan club for some reason.

[Tankwipe]

Lulz is kind of a dipshit, but way to have a fan club for some reason.

as a fellow dipshit i am into it

[Baler]

Clarity is called for here.

https://wiki.project1999.com/Clarity

[Jimjam]

Baler, it is good to see you with your old avatar back!

I have to take responsibility for a moment and admit it was I who made the Creepy Old Man from Family Guy version of it.

I did it in absolute love and admiration for you, but if you feel the need to FYT me I understand.

[BlackBellamy]

Hes the only one on the whole forum that I think is a truly hateful individual.

He's the only one on the forum who I would say "let's go" no questions asked if he called me up and said "hey man i know we never met but this is Chortles and i need a favor".

[Woke Locc]

This is you muddying the water. Clarity is called for here.

https://i.imgur.com/C8rwhDL.jpg

[sydbarrett25]

He's the only one on the forum who I would say "let's go" no questions asked if he called me up and said "hey man i know we never met but this is Chortles and i need a favor".

Agreed

[DMN]

He's the only one on the forum who I would say "let's go" no questions asked if he called me up and said "hey man i know we never met but this is Chortles and i need a favor".

interested in a Venezuelan timehsare?

[Bardp1999]

Somewhere in New York there is a man asleep on a friends couch after a long night of drugs and no sex. Cheers to you Lulz

[DoodyLich666]

We need fresh memes.

[BlackBellamy]

interested in a Venezuelan timehsare?

If it comes in meme form then sign me up!

[fastboy21]

He's sipping in the ascended big lguk in the sky now. RIP.

[sydbarrett25]

Is this a perma ban, or suspension?

[JurisDictum]

Is this a perma ban, or suspension?

we're all immortal who SiP'd from the chalice syd

[JurisDictum]

but some came late and SiP'd of peepee poopoo

[JurisDictum]

late being post-2006. and sadlyest of all, these dookie drinkers were never informed of "the rules"

[JurisDictum]

and so now they wander, forever mad af, their skin-color reflecting that even their ancestors needed to "lurk more"

[Videri]

Is this a perma ban, or suspension?

Well, he's been banned many times before, so I'd expect him back at some point. He will either make an alt account as he has before, or one his old accounts will come off suspension and he'll resume posting. Don't worry. :p

[JurisDictum]

Well, he's been banned many times before, so I'd expect him back at some point. He will either make an alt account as he has before, or one his old accounts will come off suspension and he'll resume posting. Don't worry. :p

Yes, indeed that was a much funnier more artistic way of repeating what I just wrote myself. Thank you!

[sydbarrett25]

I will sip in his honor this evening

[SiP]

/emote

[Jibartik]

Wait where did loramin go?

[kaizersoze]

Wait where did loramin go?

All the years they spent fighting finally came to an end as they realized they loved each other the whole time. Loramin and Snortles have departed from this wretched place together to find happiness.

[Videri]

Just like Jimmy and Kerrigan.

[Videri]

Yes, indeed that was a much funnier more artistic way of repeating what I just wrote myself. Thank you!

Anytime. No problem. You're welcome. I actually do my best to be understood.

Try it sometime.

[Tankwipe]

:oJust like Jimmy and Kerrigan.

[douglas1999]

I give him an 8\10 comedy score. Mostly good, but betraying a creepy rage and\or bias

[Topgunben]

He's the only one on the forum who I would say "let's go" no questions asked if he called me up and said "hey man i know we never met but this is Chortles and i need a favor".

You must know a different side of him.

[Jibartik]

what if all this time loramin WAS chortles lol

[Jimjam]

I just lost the log in details to a couple of my more colourful character accounts while upgrading my old machine to win10.

I’m sure they’ll be back soon enough!

[Tankwipe]

:)I just lost the log in details to a couple of my more colourful character accounts while upgrading my old machine to win10.

I’m sure they’ll be back soon enough!

[Vaarsuvius]

I certainly won't miss that boasting ah

[BlackBellamy]

I've been banned three times, all for racism. I'm just coming off my latest one, it was only a couple of days because I was just implying stuff not like the first one which was for 10 days because my crypto-racism was just getting started. I'm much more self-aware now and trying to use code words and dog whistles like I'm supposed to.

Of course I'm not a real racist, I mean I wouldn't be in love with Snortles if I was. I know he didn't get banned for racism. It was probably because the world couldn't handle how real he is. He'll be back, he's a good boy! <Whistles>

[sydbarrett25]

I've been banned three times, all for racism. I'm just coming off my latest one, it was only a couple of days because I was just implying stuff not like the first one which was for 10 days because my crypto-racism was just getting started. I'm much more self-aware now and trying to use code words and dog whistles like I'm supposed to.

Of course I'm not a real racist, I mean I wouldn't be in love with Snortles if I was. I know he didn't get banned for racism. It was probably because the world couldn't handle how real he is. He'll be back, he's a good boy! <Whistles>

Inc Snartles Chortles*

[Hooplebogart]

He's the only one on the forum who I would say "let's go" no questions asked if he called me up and said "hey man i know we never met but this is Chortles and i need a favor".

[Kief]

I didn't get suspended but was warned by staff once for using the term "jewnose" in regards to a trade on Red.

Being Jewish is also not a race - but it was dubbed racism. I think it's just the ideology of the times. Hard to joke around in regard to anything anymore.

[Tankwipe]

I didn't get suspended but was warned by staff once for using the term "jewnose" in regards to a trade on Red.

Being Jewish is also not a race - but it was dubbed racism. I think it's just the ideology of the times. Hard to joke around in regard to anything anymore.

lol @ anti-semitism in the year 2020

[cd288]

I didn't get suspended but was warned by staff once for using the term "jewnose" in regards to a trade on Red.

Being Jewish is also not a race - but it was dubbed racism. I think it's just the ideology of the times. Hard to joke around in regard to anything anymore.

If I’m not mistaken Jews define themselves as a race

[Tankwipe]

If I’m not mistaken Jews define themselves as a racehe was just dogwhistling other races with a common talking point

[Tankwipe]

he was just dogwhistling other racists with a common talking point

[Kief]

Judaism is a religion guys. You can become Jewish if you choose. It is not a race.

[Woke Locc]

Judaism is a religion guys. You can become Jewish if you choose. It is not a race.

Ashkanezi, Sephardic.

My history teacher dunked on me with these words. :cool:

[Kief]

Faith based differences in region. Germanic and Iberian. Ashkenazi (German-sect) are supposedly the first to illustrate the Jewish faith.

[Kief]

This said - we should realize we are all human beings first and foremost. And love your brothers and sisters as such. I think Hendrix said it best.

Only when the power of love overcomes the love of power - will the world know peace.
RIP Jimi my man!

[Woke Locc]

Faith based differences in region. Germanic and Iberian. Ashkenazi (German-sect) are supposedly the first to illustrate the Jewish faith.

What's the faith based difference?

[JurisDictum]

the spaniard moyles put the peepee blood into wine so the whole crew can enjoy

[JurisDictum]

it's a beautiful tradition goes back to the Good King David and ritually sexually mutilating the victims of imperium

[Topgunben]

Circumcising starts with Abraham I believe.

[sydbarrett25]

This said - we should realize we are all human beings first and foremost. And love your brothers and sisters as such. I think Hendrix said it best.

Only when the power of love overcomes the love of power - will the world know peace.
RIP Jimi my man!

RIP Jimi, fly on little wing

[BlackBellamy]

What's the faith based difference?

Think of it as fundamentalists vs the progressives.The Germanic ones would kidnap or buy children (https://www.thenation.com/article/archive/the-origins-of-blood-libel/) so they can use their blood to make their Passover bread. Eventually the situation got so horrific there was a series of pogroms which drove the Ashkenazi eastwards, where they were welcomed with open arms by Slavic kings looking to expand their mercantile base.

The Spanish guys were a lot more sane, they said hey instead of killing Christian babies and letting their blood, we'll just use blood from our bleeding penises. A lot more sane. It didn't help them when the Inquisition rolled around several hundred years later though. In the absence of proper Ashkenazi's to destroy, the Sephardim paid the price.

[Tankwipe]

Think of it as fundamentalists vs the progressives.The Germanic ones would kidnap or buy children (https://www.thenation.com/article/archive/the-origins-of-blood-libel/) so they can use their blood to make their Passover bread. Eventually the situation got so horrific there was a series of pogroms which drove the Ashkenazi eastwards, where they were welcomed with open arms by Slavic kings looking to expand their mercantile base.

The Spanish guys were a lot more sane, they said hey instead of killing Christian babies and letting their blood, we'll just use blood from our bleeding penises. A lot more sane. It didn't help them when the Inquisition rolled around several hundred years later though. In the absence of proper Ashkenazi's to destroy, the Sephardim paid the price.
https://i.imgur.com/sesx4OG.jpg

[SiP]

https://i.imgur.com/M8wqysZ.jpg

[Wutaan]

Think of it as fundamentalists vs the progressives.The Germanic ones would kidnap or buy children (https://www.thenation.com/article/archive/the-origins-of-blood-libel/) so they can use their blood to make their Passover bread. Eventually the situation got so horrific there was a series of pogroms which drove the Ashkenazi eastwards, where they were welcomed with open arms by Slavic kings looking to expand their mercantile base.

The Spanish guys were a lot more sane, they said hey instead of killing Christian babies and letting their blood, we'll just use blood from our bleeding penises. A lot more sane. It didn't help them when the Inquisition rolled around several hundred years later though. In the absence of proper Ashkenazi's to destroy, the Sephardim paid the price.

Dangerous levels of woke here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_libel
"Altogether, there have been about 150 recorded cases of blood libel"

Also having a sip in honor of Snortles, truly doing gods work dabbing on your emotional fragility.

[DMN]

Shit, I was hoping for Shartles.

[shuklak]

Thirst quencher

[SiP]

https://i.imgur.com/isTbshd.gif

[JurisDictum]

Circumcising starts with Abraham I believe.

was that before or after david? anyway david was big on gettin them foreskins, he's a Great Spiritual Figure

[Tankwipe]

was that before or after david? anyway david was big on gettin them foreskins, he's a Great Spiritual Figure

Before David. Abraham and Isaac are the first covenant with God.

[JurisDictum]

that's cool, so David was such a bro he was like "collect their dicks so we can lol about how they are heathens, also probably rape them first" haha

[Tankwipe]

that's cool, so David was such a bro he was like "collect their dicks so we can lol about how they are heathens, also probably rape them first" haha

uh yeah sure that's what i said alright

[Tunabros]

plot twist: you are snortles

[SiP]

https://i.imgur.com/427yx0w.gif

[onlyrockerfan]

https://i.imgur.com/427yx0w.gif

Welcome back artist formerly known as Snortles

[Babittle]

Time Well Spent

[BlackBellamy]

Welcome back artist formerly known as Snortles

Oh good. I went to his place this weekend and made froglok noises but no one came out.

https://imgur.com/RJDjVlz.jpg

I spent the rest of the day racing fire trucks in my beat up Honda.

https://i.imgur.com/hIhG60U.mp4

[Spergand]

I member the bald pics

[Luigi]

God i love NYC its a shame its going to collapse due to riots / protests and crime

[SiP]

https://i.imgur.com/CdCzJ2o_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[Spergand]

God i love NYC its a shame its going to collapse due to riots / protests and crime

Confirmed sodomite

[Spergand]

Fave pics are the halfling leg ones tho

[Spergand]

https://i.imgur.com/DZHCUsN.jpg

[Tankwipe]

God i love NYC its a shame its going to collapse due to riots / protests and crime

wow what a unique idea that is definitely true and likely

[Confit]

wow what a unique idea that is definitely true and likely

I am currently at the downtown McDonald's on Broadway rioting for my chicken tendies to be ready faster. Collapse is imminent.

[sydbarrett25]

https://i.imgur.com/CdCzJ2o_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

Good lord thats bad

[Luigi]

wow what a unique idea that is definitely true and likely

Guess you missed cuomo on tv begging billionaires to come back knowing they never will

[zaldaben]

Because nobody was reading his posts as post forumites had put him on ignore.

This is an established part of his life cycle:

Tentatively post

Gain confidence

Become edgy

Get massively ignored

Implosion post securing ban

Create new account (not yet ignored by anyone)

however reconjoe is still a thing

[Kief]

Man some of the stuff you see on here you will literally never see anywhere else.

That picture of Mr. Clean with the girl reflected in his sunglasses? What in...the...fawk? Maaaaan oh man.

[elkboot]

Man some of the stuff you see on here you will literally never see anywhere else.

That picture of Mr. Clean with the girl reflected in his sunglasses? What in...the...fawk? Maaaaan oh man.

seriously.