A short Poem of Wants

[the_finn]

From the time I started on p99 I found it fun. Unfortunately, it's full of politics. Cuz the sentimental value is awesome. Knowing I could see end game content for the first time in 20 years was inspiring. The big guilds that allow you to participate in that content are unfortunately very dramatic. However, the GMs are there to make sure the server runs smoothly. Everyone gets a fair treatment when the GMs are unbiassed and really consider the players best interest. Games are an escape from social drama and I hope we can make it feel like that again. Moreover, I hope the guilds can start getting along so we all get to enjoy the expansions and content! So, lets see how it goes.

[Jibartik]

From the time I started on p99 I found it fun.
Unfortunately, it's full of politics. Cuz the sentimental value is awesome.
Knowing I could see end game content for the first time in 20 years was inspiring.
The big guilds that allow you to participate in that content are unfortunately very dramatic.
However, the GMs are there to make sure the server runs smoothly.
Everyone gets a fair treatment when the GMs are unbiassed and really consider the players best interest.
Games are an escape from social drama and I hope we can make it feel like that again.
Moreover, I hope the guilds can
start getting along
so we all get to enjoy the expansions and content!

So, lets see how it goes.

:o

[Skarne]

Worst. Rapper. Ever.

[douglas1999]

Here is a poem about an alien trying to explode earth's rock moon:

Attention!! Element 551 has been detected within your rock moon
Your rock moon will now be exploded and your green earth shall be exploded also
Relogging quick don't steal my orc
The end

[Bigsham]

From the time I started on p99 I found it fun. Unfortunately, it's full of politics. Cuz the sentimental value is awesome. Knowing I could see end game content for the first time in 20 years was inspiring. The big guilds that allow you to participate in that content are unfortunately very dramatic. However, the GMs are there to make sure the server runs smoothly. Everyone gets a fair treatment when the GMs are unbiassed and really consider the players best interest. Games are an escape from social drama and I hope we can make it feel like that again. Moreover, I hope the guilds can start getting along so we all get to enjoy the expansions and content! So, lets see how it goes.

The cure for the toxicity of p99 and everquest in general is aradune, your guild can instance all the raid mobs and you can enjoy it in a relaxed environment when YOU want to do it

1 boss per week is not enough for thousands of people

[HalflingSpergand]

Wood elves getting stoned
Orcs getting boned
Swords getting honed
Barbarians getting stoned
Calling all elves were going to war
Iksars are coming, they're knocking at the door
Some will get rich, some will get poor
Lots of dead iksars laying on the floor
Gross lizard people dumber than shit
Check out my wood elf mistress tits
I will slay the big dragons of kunark
Whilst u sit in black burrow hearing barks

[HalflingSpergand]

Barbarians getting toned

[DMN]

A shart post of wuts.

[Jauna]

Barbarians getting toned

for what its worth i stopped reading right there and i am mentally incapable of moving on

[Kohedron]

What? Go away.

[HalflingSpergand]

Poopy doopy poopy in my halfling diaper

im getting old, perhaps ill hire a wiper

change my butt cloth throw it in the river

old man Hagglefoot caught himself a winner

but when he reels it in he'll be eatin shit for dinner

[Topgunben]

From the time I started on p99 I found it fun. Unfortunately, it's full of politics. Cuz the sentimental value is awesome. Knowing I could see end game content for the first time in 20 years was inspiring. The big guilds that allow you to participate in that content are unfortunately very dramatic. However, the GMs are there to make sure the server runs smoothly. Everyone gets a fair treatment when the GMs are unbiassed and really consider the players best interest. Games are an escape from social drama and I hope we can make it feel like that again. Moreover, I hope the guilds can start getting along so we all get to enjoy the expansions and content! So, lets see how it goes.

I got cancer from this.

Thanks