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Apart
05-09-2011, 04:59 AM
And fails hard. real hard.
Good game fellas. in my opinion you should sack who ever it was that made the "executive decision" of rushing Trakanon with around 20 or so people. That was a fiasco and a half.

Thanks for the entertainment, i was considering watching a movie. but after that debacle who needs cinema?! I just got a front row seat to the best comedy ive seen all year!

by the by, if any of you are interested in joining a real guild, <420> is actively recruiting

luzbel
05-09-2011, 05:04 AM
You laugh because you guild can kill trakanon? i join then

Bruno
05-09-2011, 05:55 AM
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Kruel
05-09-2011, 08:00 AM
Isnt this game about taking chances and pushing how fast we can engage / beat raid targets? One thing ill never get over is a guild waiting until 50 people loggin to engage.

Ashimar
05-09-2011, 08:06 AM
Hey man, not sure if you didn't know already, but 420 is actually Peace Pipe. I think a GM Changed the guild tag for about a week or two, now it is back to Peace Pipe.

azeth
05-09-2011, 08:41 AM
Is the OP aware that you do not die IRL if your toon dies in game? I mean, you may have the summon out from Trak for instance, but IRL you're as fresh as a may virgin man.

But you're right, why take the risk? Coffins are like, wayy too much $.

Aadill
05-09-2011, 08:45 AM
I don't buy anything in game because it's too expensive. Fuck.

IRL, though? Shit yeah I'm a young millionaire.

Messianic
05-09-2011, 09:36 AM
This is a terrible troll post.

"You failed attempting content without a zerg."

I figure it's pretty commendable to try...Apparently we're all in middle school, though

Rhambuk
05-09-2011, 09:52 AM
+1 for the non-zerg attempt!

Always nice to see people try to do something actually challenging instead of throwing warm bodies at it.

anotherfiz
05-09-2011, 10:26 AM
To be fair, i don't think 97% counts as an attempt.

I also dont think 38 people vs Trak counts as a zerg attempt since thats what people killed him with on live =o

Ihealyou
05-09-2011, 10:28 AM
super job. success in studies. Thank you for sharing.

guineapig
05-09-2011, 10:31 AM
super job. success in studies. Thank you for sharing.

not sure if not spambot... :confused:

Messianic
05-09-2011, 11:00 AM
super job. success in studies. Thank you for sharing.

winning

Bruman
05-09-2011, 11:18 AM
+1 to Ascension for trying

-100 to OP for making a troll account, too afraid to use your real one.

Ennoia
05-09-2011, 12:08 PM
To be fair, i don't think 97% counts as an attempt.

I also dont think 38 people vs Trak counts as a zerg attempt since thats what people killed him with on live =o

Pfft, 38 people? I solo'd Trak on live.

baalzy
05-09-2011, 01:48 PM
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DevonG
05-09-2011, 01:56 PM
super job. success in studies. Thank you for sharing.

Classic.

guineapig
05-09-2011, 01:58 PM
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Chek ot this site for info:
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Teensy Weensy
05-09-2011, 02:55 PM
Way to give it a try.

Zigfreed
05-09-2011, 03:03 PM
Bet it was fun if quick!

Rais
05-09-2011, 03:18 PM
Hey never know. I give 2 thumbs up for the try. It's not like Trak wasn't gimped from day 1 for easy kills anyways. I've been told he's much harder now, and most of his abilities are working tho. He's a bitch.

Seaweedpimp
05-09-2011, 03:20 PM
Wheres TR's 15 best, go give it a shot~

Humwawa
05-09-2011, 04:20 PM
throwing warm bodies at it.

Offensive to the necro community.

Cyrano
05-09-2011, 04:56 PM
I get the feeling these tags are made by 2 people total.

Loly Taa
05-09-2011, 05:00 PM
I get the feeling these tags are made by 2 people total.

Individual users can only do two tags per thread

Hasbinbad
05-10-2011, 08:21 AM
I give 2 thumbs up to ascension for attempting with so few, and encourage them to do the same thing every week!

azeth
05-10-2011, 08:27 AM
There aren't any TR/Ascension or really any EQ vets who're unaware of this, but to whomever the OP may be (clearly did not play on live) - Trakanon raids are tricky because of the Juggernauts on the way into Trak's lair. 7/10 times you'll likely, as the first raid party to get to the ramp leading to Trak/Prot/Tola, need to decide whether you're going to engage maybe buffless, oom, relatively unprepared or wait that extra 2-3 minutes and have a 99% chance of getting leap frogged. It's the nature of the beast, herego an attempt to drop Trak with so few.

azeth
05-10-2011, 08:31 AM
Also @ Hasbinbad, shame on you for quoting the hands-down most mentally underdeveloped forum troll, Ennoia, in your signature.

Hasbinbad
05-10-2011, 09:16 AM
can i have your stuff when u quit again azeth?

Ennoia
05-10-2011, 09:20 AM
Also @ Hasbinbad, shame on you for quoting the hands-down most mentally underdeveloped forum troll, Ennoia, in your signature.

Mentally underdeveloped? Did you right click the little red squiggly line all by yourself to spell that properly or did you have to call someone to do it for you?

Harrison
05-10-2011, 09:26 AM
I see a retard has stepped up in the time I've been absent.

Where did Chtulu and Gmuk go? Ennoia take their place?

azeth
05-10-2011, 11:20 AM
Mentally underdeveloped? Did you right click the little red squiggly line all by yourself to spell that properly

This is you identifying that underdeveloped is a challenging word for you to spell.

or did you have to call someone to do it for you?

and yes, your mother took a break and helped me sound it out.

G13
05-11-2011, 02:25 AM
I don't see why this is even thread worthy

I think it's pretty bad ass to take trak on with 20, especially when you are competing against another guild. Gratz to whoever for making sure they get their zerg on before they engage. Where's the fun in that? Zzzzz...

Go out like Leonidas. Fuck it. That takes balls and you go out in style. Better than sitting there on your ass while the zergs gather their little horde.

bizzum
05-11-2011, 02:28 AM
What is the worst is that somebody who is already hiding behind a keyboard had to actaully make a new account to post this message. Way to be a pansy.

EkireiTheNecro
05-11-2011, 02:33 AM
There aren't any TR/Ascension or really any EQ vets who're unaware of this, but to whomever the OP may be (clearly did not play on live) - Trakanon raids are tricky because of the Juggernauts on the way into Trak's lair. 7/10 times you'll likely, as the first raid party to get to the ramp leading to Trak/Prot/Tola, need to decide whether you're going to engage maybe buffless, oom, relatively unprepared or wait that extra 2-3 minutes and have a 99% chance of getting leap frogged. It's the nature of the beast, herego an attempt to drop Trak with so few.

You mean wait 2-3 minutes and get trained by TR right?

NM...doesn't matter how long you wait. If the mob is at 10% and about to die TR will just train you then anyways.

Nedala
05-11-2011, 02:39 AM
You mean wait 2-3 minutes and get trained by TR right?

NM...doesn't matter how long you wait. If the mob is at 10% and about to die TR will just train you then anyways.


your nerdrage against us since you lost that inny is pretty amusing, keep it going please!

bizzum
05-11-2011, 02:39 AM
You mean wait 2-3 minutes and get trained by TR right?

NM...doesn't matter how long you wait. If the mob is at 10% and about to die TR will just train you then anyways.

This post = OP's post in worthlessness.

Darian
05-11-2011, 03:31 AM
LOL DA ZERG TOO MUCH



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LOL DA NOT ZERG ENOUGH



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Aadill
05-11-2011, 07:42 AM
http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/818/bert.gif

He about to go postal

Koota
05-11-2011, 07:48 AM
LOL DA ZERG TOO MUCH



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LOL DA NOT ZERG ENOUGH



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This. Also, I called the shot to engage. I saw TR's zerg around the corner, and was under the impression (based on the ventrilo chimes) that people were logging in, similar to how they were logging in to ventrilo. Figured, shit, may as well give it a stab in hopes that people would join the fight gradually. I knew it was a shot in the dark, but hell - was worth it to me. We didn't wait for 50, and we didn't wait until TR engaged first. Pixels killed or not, we learned a bit about the fight that we didn't really know (on this server, anyway). There is always next week.

mimixownzall
05-11-2011, 07:55 AM
Ennoia, Harrison has a gun specially made for you!

He sent me a picture of it...

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Koota
05-11-2011, 07:55 AM
Also,

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Dravingar
05-11-2011, 09:06 AM
When does 42 people constitute a zerg? I remember a certain guild wiping to trak with 78...

Neno
05-11-2011, 02:25 PM
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My decision to do porno has forced me to take my religion within: because of my job I am stronger in my relationship with God, because now I take God with me everywhere I go; if I don’t, I’ll fail. I didn’t know that God blessed me with an abnormally large penis that allows me to make porno. But I feel blessed. I believe I am blessed because I am meant to please one woman for the rest of our lives together. True, I haven’t met her yet.

Slave
05-11-2011, 03:03 PM
This. Also, I called the shot to engage. I saw TR's zerg around the corner, and was under the impression (based on the ventrilo chimes) that people were logging in, similar to how they were logging in to ventrilo. Figured, shit, may as well give it a stab in hopes that people would join the fight gradually. I knew it was a shot in the dark, but hell - was worth it to me. We didn't wait for 50, and we didn't wait until TR engaged first. Pixels killed or not, we learned a bit about the fight that we didn't really know (on this server, anyway). There is always next week.

For future reference, you can trickle in 1000 people against Trak and he'll kill them all because of insane regeneration. It's an all-at-once kind of thing, something one might assume their raid leader had good knowledge of considering it's the most important mob in Kunark. I am disappoint.

khysanth
05-11-2011, 03:52 PM
When does 42 people constitute a zerg? I remember a certain guild wiping to trak with 78...

TR actually engaged with 38 in zone.

Scrooge
05-11-2011, 05:52 PM
Isnt this game about taking chances and pushing how fast we can engage / beat raid targets? One thing ill never get over is a guild waiting until 50 people loggin to engage.

Now if only even half the population of the server had this type of perception..

Props to the guild who tried the encounter knowing they have a very small chance of success -- just to see how well you can do, I hope to see you guys around if I get to playing here again some day.

Ronas
05-11-2011, 06:46 PM
Good work trying with so little, but really you need the zerg force not for the boss but for the train that would surely come from OP if you managed to knock the boss down below 20%.

G13
05-11-2011, 10:47 PM
For future reference, you can trickle in 1000 people against Trak and he'll kill them all because of insane regeneration. It's an all-at-once kind of thing, something one might assume their raid leader had good knowledge of considering it's the most important mob in Kunark. I am disappoint.

It's a game bro

They went out like heroes. Relax a little and get over yourself.

Pheer
05-12-2011, 12:21 AM
It's a game bro

They went out like heroes. Relax a little and get over yourself.

legit, much respect

Slathar
05-12-2011, 12:52 AM
guys, eq is really serious, okay?

nalkin
05-12-2011, 01:01 AM
You haven't heard of us? We are sort of a big deal

Haul
05-12-2011, 01:08 AM
This thread is boring as fuck-

quido
05-12-2011, 01:47 AM
I have a huge penis.

G13
05-12-2011, 05:24 AM
legit, much respect

You seriously still mad bro?

Harrison
05-12-2011, 05:33 AM
It's obvious you still mad. FB is terrible, any derivative of FB is still terrible. (DA, Fusion, etc.)

Pheer
05-12-2011, 08:48 PM
You seriously still mad bro?

much respect

Hasbinbad
05-12-2011, 08:57 PM
much respect
legit

G13
05-13-2011, 02:00 AM
legit

Lol you guys are seriously mad

Juugox2
05-13-2011, 09:20 AM
i just rerolled let all the "hardcore" players get there bullshit done with get in Vp and move out :P