A formal public apology to Florfinblarp

[Jimjam]

My wizard had just died. Relaxing at my bind spot, I see an ancient cyclops pop, engaged and killed.

Florfinbarp is given top spot at camp. To my amazement the ancient cyclops spawns a second time on the trot and we exchange on his good fortunes.

Once the mob is at 30% hp I hurry things up by casting a rain and a snare.

I am told by Florfinbarp "don't cast on it", and, with my pride bruised on account of my spurned assistance, I reply with "I snare what I want".

He responds poorly, and denies the obvious reality, "Nah, you don't", which made me laugh because clearly I did. Anyway, I had already a rez window open, so I accepted it to get out the zone and ensure I didn't KS.

He then lets me know he's gone now, thanked me and wished me to take care.

Being me, I joke how I beat him out the zone, linking the ancient ring I had on my corpse, claiming I snared it off the cyclops he was fighting.

He then issued his surprise that I was still talking to him, explained he "was still here" and again bid me farewell.

Anyway, I apologise for the unsolicited snare, and bid you good luck on the second ancient ring you seem to be camping. Hopefully you can corpse a few while it is running hot.

[Tingowingo]

Go outside. O wait

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/qn4aT.gif

[Mblake81]

You didn't offer him tea and crumpets?

[Ripqozko]

Rnf is now a RP forum

[kjs86z]

https://i.imgur.com/qn4aT.gif

i love her

[madgarin]

Still a better love story than twilight.

[Jimjam]

You didn't offer him tea and crumpets?

I was on my wizard, according to the ultimate source material for everquest, the hobbit, as a wizard he is the one who should be inviting me for tea.

[Zykium]

I was on my wizard, according to the ultimate source material for everquest, the hobbit, as a wizard he is the one who should be inviting me for tea.

Florp is an Enchanter and my grandfather.

[magnetaress]

wizards should be the only ones legally allowed to kill any ancient cyclopes anywhere

[Lupobolt Vonpegusis]

This guy got told by Florfinblarp, and JimJam admits to it, to take care a couple if not more times. JimJam needing more attention has to go to RnF with a sincere apology I will give him that. It's just strange to see more clingy-ness from someone needing approval, someone unable to receive criticism, and someone needing attention.

https://gyazo.com/ddeda380b604cdfce8e90011e7b0f116

It's also funny to see that JimJam slips softly in that he casted a rain spell but then in his responses to Florfinblarp who must have been scared of a KS seeing nukes coming to a sometimes 12 hour spawn, in his responses to Florfinblarp just mentions a harmless downplayed "snare". Well, it's not just 1 unsolicited snare. People lie - people lie to themselves and people rarely want to see it.

[Lupobolt Vonpegusis]

https://i.gyazo.com/ddeda380b604cdfce8e90011e7b0f116.png

https://www.google.com/search?q=narcissist&oq=narcissist&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j69i60.2695j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

On the right hand side is interesting commentary.

[Lupobolt Vonpegusis]

My wizard had just died. Relaxing at my bind spot, I see an ancient cyclops pop, engaged and killed.

Florfinbarp is given top spot at camp. To my amazement the ancient cyclops spawns a second time on the trot and we exchange on his good fortunes.

Once the mob is at 30% hp I hurry things up by casting a rain and a snare.

I am told by Florfinbarp "don't cast on it", and, with my pride bruised on account of my spurned assistance, I reply with "I snare what I want".

He responds poorly, and denies the obvious reality, "Nah, you don't", which made me laugh because clearly I did. Anyway, I had already a rez window open, so I accepted it to get out the zone and ensure I didn't KS.

He then lets me know he's gone now, thanked me and wished me to take care.

Being me, I joke how I beat him out the zone, linking the ancient ring I had on my corpse, claiming I snared it off the cyclops he was fighting.

He then issued his surprise that I was still talking to him, explained he "was still here" and again bid me farewell.

Anyway, I apologise for the unsolicited snare, and bid you good luck on the second ancient ring you seem to be camping. Hopefully you can corpse a few while it is running hot.

[magnetaress]

This guy got told by Florfinblarp, and JimJam admits to it, to take care a couple if not more times. JimJam needing more attention has to go to RnF with a sincere apology I will give him that. It's just strange to see more clingy-ness from someone needing approval, someone unable to receive criticism, and someone needing attention.

https://gyazo.com/ddeda380b604cdfce8e90011e7b0f116

It's also funny to see that JimJam slips softly in that he casted a rain spell but then in his responses to Florfinblarp who must have been scared of a KS seeing nukes coming to a sometimes 12 hour spawn, in his responses to Florfinblarp just mentions a harmless downplayed "snare". Well, it's not just 1 unsolicited snare. People lie - people lie to themselves and people rarely want to see it.

https://i.gyazo.com/ddeda380b604cdfce8e90011e7b0f116.png

https://www.google.com/search?q=narcissist&oq=narcissist&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j69i60.2695j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

On the right hand side is interesting commentary.

https://i.imgur.com/OYC6t1f.gif

[Jimjam]

This guy got told by Florfinblarp, and JimJam admits to it, to take care a couple if not more times. JimJam needing more attention has to go to RnF with a sincere apology I will give him that. It's just strange to see more clingy-ness from someone needing approval, someone unable to receive criticism, and someone needing attention.

https://gyazo.com/ddeda380b604cdfce8e90011e7b0f116

It's also funny to see that JimJam slips softly in that he casted a rain spell but then in his responses to Florfinblarp who must have been scared of a KS seeing nukes coming to a sometimes 12 hour spawn, in his responses to Florfinblarp just mentions a harmless downplayed "snare". Well, it's not just 1 unsolicited snare. People lie - people lie to themselves and people rarely want to see it.

He needn’t be scared of KS when I’ve already rez boxed out the zone before the mob dies. Any word if Florf managed to get a second ring yet? He was still turning over cyclopses when I returned to my bind again later.

@ Magnetaress I never got the connection between Sauron, Cyclops and the ting before. Ancient Cyclops = Eye of Sauron?

[Lordgordon]

A sith lord?

[Lupobolt Vonpegusis]

Let it be dude. You nuked a mob without telling someone you're helping. People can't read minds or see your rez box on your screen. I know you live in a drugged up tin foil world where people are watching you but if someone nukes a mob and the person responds immediately to stop - just .. I don't know .. communicate better? Maybe instead of the attitude say, "I was trying to help."? Or or wait wait I got it I got it - how bout before you nuke you tell him you are going to nuke to help so your actions are clear. Or wait wait better yet - better yet - I got it. Wait I lost it.. no no it's still there .. okay I got it - you ask if you may cast on a camped mob? I dunno. I'm no scientist. I dropped out of middle school to wear tin foil hats.

[Lupobolt Vonpegusis]

ps Magnatress is saying you're pwnt. Any of your further responses to this thread are just signs you haven't let go. See the above google link. Any responses you have are surprising, too, at this point.

[magnetaress]

I didn't write this:

Does the One Ring Represent Sex?
(http://www.cinema52.com/2014/02/love-and-sex-with-hobbits/)

"Do not take her for some conjurer of cheap tricks."

TLDR

Probably... how hobbits reproduce.

[Jimjam]

Let it be dude. You nuked a mob without telling someone you're helping. People can't read minds or see your rez box on your screen. I know you live in a drugged up tin foil world where people are watching you but if someone nukes a mob and the person responds immediately to stop - just .. I don't know .. communicate better? Maybe instead of the attitude say, "I was trying to help."? Or or wait wait I got it I got it - how bout before you nuke you tell him you are going to nuke to help so your actions are clear. Or wait wait better yet - better yet - I got it. Wait I lost it.. no no it's still there .. okay I got it - you ask if you may cast on a camped mob? I dunno. I'm no scientist. I dropped out of middle school to wear tin foil hats.

Yep, I apologised. Not likely to KS a mob when it has already lost 69% of its health. Just assuring you everything is and was okay. It’s gonna be okay.

[aspomwell]

ps Magnatress is saying you're pwnt. Any of your further responses to this thread are just signs you haven't let go. See the above google link. Any responses you have are surprising, too, at this point.

You have 6 posts on this page. He has 1.

[aspomwell]

You have 6 posts on this page. He has 1.

Bah, he replied before I could post my pithy reply!

[magnetaress]

I am on Jimjams side, he is my /friend

anhyway... on a side note JRR Tolkien wasn't into allegory.

He was into mythology.

And that mythology while not directly allegory.. is about the nature of the universe, and that is life, sex, and reproduction, and the meaning and purpose of such things to the mortal beings that dwell in the heavens.

So take that as you will.

[bodenn]

Still a better love story than twilight.


I spit coke on my keyboard

[sydbarrett25]

Florf was camping that for a guildie, right after getting it, he left. And then he went to a shadowmen camp and the first shadowman he killed had the rapier. Florf be doing the blorpinwerkinkerp work.

[magnetaress]

Sounds like he's using GM commands to spawn mobs with specific equipment to me.

[Moerne]

Go outside. O wait

Hey you! Stop by discord and say Hi sometime. Or better yet, long in and come play your bard with us, we've got a group in the high 30's we've been messing around with.

[Lupobolt Vonpegusis]

meh whaatttevver.

[Lupobolt Vonpegusis]

with that post of the 2 dudes in the shower by magnetaress it looks like that's what they would like to do to their /friend JimJam... aaaaaaaaahahaha