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Cen
02-17-2020, 12:50 AM
I present to you all ideas in one for next season:

Upon listing for an item as usual, you will be AFK checked every 30 seconds. One of four messages will be shown:

A) Press YES if you wish to stay on the list
B) Press NO if you wish to stay on the list
C) Press YES if you wish to be removed from the list
D) Press NO if you wish to be removed from the list

You have a minute to click or your toast and must relist.

When you join the list, you are in a queue. As people drop off, your number goes down until your number 6 or lower.

The list item will be randomly rewarded to one of the top 6 in the queue.

Upon getting a list item, you can't get that item again on that character. That's it.

If you win a list item, and don't loot it, you get locked out from ALL LIST ITEMS IN PERPETUITY NOW AND FOREVER AND MAY SATAN HAVE NO MERCY ON YOUR SOUL

You are not allowed to poop. If anyone submits evidence that you pooped while listed, you get permabanned on all your accounts now and forever.

If you are caught sharing your account for the purpose of listing, or if your guild trains the camp, then

A) The forum user named choppedandglued is allowed to teleport to right behind you while you where poopsocking just sitting there feeling like your getting something accomplished in life, and gets to start swinging on you as hard as he can trying to knock you out

and

B) One of the staff, of their choice gets to go to all of your houses and wreck up the place. Really throw all your stuff around. You are going to be so mad.



This should be implemented next round.. or now. Whatever.


Hail Satan.

drdrakes
02-17-2020, 01:12 AM
Need to be max level and all list items are nodrop too.

Natewest1987
02-17-2020, 02:58 AM
Can we please not give that guy anymore of our time lol

Swish
02-17-2020, 03:22 AM
Better idea. Enable pvp and turn off staff support. You want to camp a manastone for days? Make friends, be diplomatic, and stay alert.

Smellybuttface
02-17-2020, 10:51 AM
I think pooping should actually be encouraged. But no toilet. To finally loot the item, you must submit video proof that you actually pooped in a sock. No wiping, no washing of hands.

Cen
02-17-2020, 11:18 AM
All replied ideas have been added

BlackBellamy
02-17-2020, 11:48 AM
No /list. You come to camp, you ask to get into group. Once you're in the group, you ask what the loot order is. When the group kills the guy and it's your turn to loot, you do that.

So I think this would be the most elegant solution right there. It would reduce the idiot /list threads by 100% guaranteed.

Wallicker
02-17-2020, 11:55 AM
No /list. You come to camp, you ask to get into group. Once you're in the group, you ask what the loot order is. When the group kills the guy and it's your turn to loot, you do that.

So I think this would be the most elegant solution right there. It would reduce the idiot /list threads by 100% guaranteed.

This would work great if people wouldn’t train the fuck out of you to get the camp.

Tilien
02-17-2020, 12:22 PM
Yea, those ideas should be added but if you get a /list item your screen goes black with white text saying "Congrats on your 20 year old elf-sim pixels, you won EverQuest." and then you're locked off the server.

Cen
02-17-2020, 12:39 PM
If you get a list item, you must pay for it using your gate of truth, and you can never use alchemy again.

Bordar
02-17-2020, 03:51 PM
Hail Satan.

fadetree
02-17-2020, 04:03 PM
Snail Hatin'.

Kohedron
02-17-2020, 04:19 PM
I remember the /list system back in the day, on the classic servers. It was a fun time, you know, typing in /list and having the command function, back in the day, on the classic servers.

fadetree
02-17-2020, 04:32 PM
Ah, the memories.

cd288
02-17-2020, 06:07 PM
System is fine. If you want things easier play the TLPs

Cen
02-17-2020, 06:31 PM
System is fine. If you want things easier play the TLPs

You only read the title, but not the Hail Satan part.