Holy shit is sol b now filled with some of the stupidest fucking mouth breathers

[DMN]

I'm not sure it's a case of tealtardation or not, but wow, what a giant refutation of Darwinian evolution we've got on our hands. How did you dumb fucks ever make it to 40+ and still be so stupid? I wonder how some of you even make it on to the internet.

You stupid fucking monks on this servers especially, you cunts need to FD and split mobs where you find them, not drag the mother fucking things all over to dump on someone else whose only crime was showing up to a zone with stupid fuckers like you.

[Hoppkins_Wytchfinder]

I didn't know Gordon Ramsey played Everquest >_>

[Pretzelle]

Sounds like DMN is off his meds again.

[Wallicker]

Lately DMN has been off base by a mile, But Bad/careless monks are a so plentiful on this server so I stand by his statement here! Maybe they have taken the top spot over bards for most hated class in all of Norrath?

[Hoppkins_Wytchfinder]

To be clear i wasn't commenting on his accuracy of the situation. More his torrent of e swear words. If you haven't encountered the UK chef Gordon Ramsey look him up :D

A national treasure.

[Wallicker]

Hahaha have you heard the spoof commentary on Gordon Ramsey tipping this lady a new one?

[Hoppkins_Wytchfinder]

I have not :)

[Wallicker]

It’s Google time, and while your at it, Lavell Crawford - Stupid People. When you’re done laughing you can thank me.

[shuklak]

Guano harvester not up.

[silo32]

Glad i lvld to 50 months ago to avoid all the baddies

[silo32]

Guano harvester not up.

It's my charmed pet... Well the ph hehhh

[Zal22]

Can we just back the fuck off? DMB was just zoning in to solo efreeti with his 4 manastones. Give the guy a break if he needs to release some steam. ( His brain is cooked. )

[indiscriminate_hater]

I, too, get mad at people continuously

[OuterChimp]

As a Rant, I give this thread 9 out of 10. As a Flame, I can only give it a 6.5 out of 10 as it didn't specifically call someone out, only monks in general.

Overall, not too bad OP. Keep up the good work.

[Nirgon]

Glad i lvld to 50 months ago to avoid all the baddies

[Tiax]

I'm not sure it's a case of tealtardation or not, but wow, what a giant refutation of Darwinian evolution we've got on our hands. How did you dumb fucks ever make it to 40+ and still be so stupid? I wonder how some of you even make it on to the internet.

You stupid fucking monks on this servers especially, you cunts need to FD and split mobs where you find them, not drag the mother fucking things all over to dump on someone else whose only crime was showing up to a zone with stupid fuckers like you.

Are you doing ok mate?

[Pretzelle]

Are you doing ok mate?

This is what years of opioid addiction looks like

[KansasComrade]

I want to level a monk on green just to train this guy repeatedly...

[KansasComrade]

On an unrelated note, what’s your toons name?

[Smellybuttface]

I'm not sure it's a case of tealtardation or not, but wow, what a giant refutation of Darwinian evolution we've got on our hands. How did you dumb fucks ever make it to 40+ and still be so stupid? I wonder how some of you even make it on to the internet.

You stupid fucking monks on this servers especially, you cunts need to FD and split mobs where you find them, not drag the mother fucking things all over to dump on someone else whose only crime was showing up to a zone with stupid fuckers like you.

Okay, Green has its fair share of morons, merger is too far gone to still be holding a Teal vs. Green gripe. And sad as it may be, getting to 40+ in EQ doesn't require any great feat of skill. Most people join groups in the high ZEM zones and just sit there sucking off the exp teat for days on end. 90% of the game requires zero skill, just extravagant levels of time (though presumably people would learn their characters in the 100's of hours it takes to max).

Just think, when Kunark comes out we'll have an entire slew of new Monks to train and fail feign.

[Bushido]

I'm not sure it's a case of tealtardation or not, but wow, what a giant refutation of Darwinian evolution we've got on our hands. How did you dumb fucks ever make it to 40+ and still be so stupid? I wonder how some of you even make it on to the internet.

You stupid fucking monks on this servers especially, you cunts need to FD and split mobs where you find them, not drag the mother fucking things all over to dump on someone else whose only crime was showing up to a zone with stupid fuckers like you.

mark this and read it in X years.

[tommydgun]

Does this mouth breather just make a rant post about teal players every time he dies in game? Dude I think it's time to reroll IRL...

[YendorLootmonkey]

You stupid fucking monks on this servers especially, you cunts need to FD and split mobs where you find them, not drag the mother fucking things all over to dump on someone else whose only crime was showing up to a zone with stupid fuckers like you.

Well done, monks... I'll have your 100 platinum to you shortly. Viva la Teal!

[DMN]

I, too, get mad at people continuously

Antonin Dvorak, 60 Bardly Man

DMN has a single-digit IQ


I bet you do. I mean, imagine someone rustles your jimmies so much you write some puerile shit like that in your sig.

https://i.imgur.com/GXI7s.jpg

But you are right, I do happen to have a single digit IQ: Y. Like most things in life, you won't get it.

[Wonkie]

Just think, when Kunark comes out we'll have an entire slew of new Monks to train and fail feign.

Dps monks are a time-honored tradition

[Albanwr]

I'm not sure it's a case of tealtardation or not, but wow, what a giant refutation of Darwinian evolution we've got on our hands. How did you dumb fucks ever make it to 40+ and still be so stupid? I wonder how some of you even make it on to the internet.

You stupid fucking monks on this servers especially, you cunts need to FD and split mobs where you find them, not drag the mother fucking things all over to dump on someone else whose only crime was showing up to a zone with stupid fuckers like you.

go to sleep, and stop your drug use.

[Rust1d?]

To be fair, this has always been an issue since the game came out. I'm more pissed about the economy. With two servers the economy was doable and you could actually camp items. Now it is a fucking shitshow. 17k for a SSoY? 20k for a FBSS? 150k for manastones? 4k for a fucking peggy cloak service? Absolutely ridiculous.

[DMN]

https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&ei=ls1OXoOQKvOoytMPsvK0sAk&q=tealtardation&oq=tealtardation&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0i13l10.6120.8942..9103...0.0..0.139.1222.11 j3......0....1..gws-wiz.....6..0i362i308i154i357j0j0i131j0i10.PgVn1RCl BEY&ved=0ahUKEwiDs6KE3-DnAhVzlHIEHTI5DZYQ4dUDCAc&uact=5

google famous, bitches.

[Modwolf]

Does this mouth breather just make a rant post about teal players every time he dies in game? Dude I think it's time to reroll IRL...

Yes, yes they do. Was one of the first(after lulz) to make the ignore list.

[TomisFeline]

where did the person with the avatar gif of an overweight man standing in front of a big bon fire go?

[Zeboim]

https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&ei=ls1OXoOQKvOoytMPsvK0sAk&q=tealtardation&oq=tealtardation&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0i13l10.6120.8942..9103...0.0..0.139.1222.11 j3......0....1..gws-wiz.....6..0i362i308i154i357j0j0i131j0i10.PgVn1RCl BEY&ved=0ahUKEwiDs6KE3-DnAhVzlHIEHTI5DZYQ4dUDCAc&uact=5

google famous, bitches.

finally made it big

[Asteria]

I'm not sure it's a case of tealtardation or not, but wow, what a giant refutation of Darwinian evolution we've got on our hands. How did you dumb fucks ever make it to 40+ and still be so stupid? I wonder how some of you even make it on to the internet.

You stupid fucking monks on this servers especially, you cunts need to FD and split mobs where you find them, not drag the mother fucking things all over to dump on someone else whose only crime was showing up to a zone with stupid fuckers like you.

okay, https://i.imgur.com/SIqFZew.png

[Asteria]

T e r r i b l e . . . . . DMN.

Where's name and shame?

[fuckshit22]

I'm not sure it's a case of tealtardation or not, but wow, what a giant refutation of Darwinian evolution we've got on our hands. How did you dumb fucks ever make it to 40+ and still be so stupid? I wonder how some of you even make it on to the internet.

You stupid fucking monks on this servers especially, you cunts need to FD and split mobs where you find them, not drag the mother fucking things all over to dump on someone else whose only crime was showing up to a zone with stupid fuckers like you.

dumbass DMN, the monks are targeting you specifically. we know you are guilty of far worse than showing up to solb.

pls get the FUCK out of Solb you oversized bitch baby.

[TomisFeline]

where did the person with the avatar gif of an overweight man standing in front of a big bon fire go?

[derpcake2]

dumbass DMN, the monks are targeting you specifically. we know you are guilty of far worse than showing up to solb.

pls get the FUCK out of Solb you oversized bitch baby.

You aren't supposed to mention the discord bounty.

[DMN]

dumbass DMN, the monks are targeting you specifically. we know you are guilty of far worse than showing up to solb.

pls get the FUCK out of Solb you oversized bitch baby.

3 missing commas and "please" is spelled completely wrong.

[derpcake2]

3 missing commas and "please" is spelled completely wrong.

Hello, this is agent Smith from the grammar police.

We don't allow meth addicts to join the team.

Hope this helps.

[Mignart]

Does anybody know DMN's actual characters in game? If so, pls PM me.

[DMN]

Does anybody know DMN's actual characters in game? If so, pls PM me.

My in-game name is "Mignart". I play a really shitty bard who doesn't even want a TBB but i will petition the GMs the moment one drops and I don't get it.

[Mignart]

My in-game name is "Mignart". I play a really shitty bard who doesn't even want a TBB but i will petition the GMs the moment one drops and I don't get it.

Hahahahaha. You, my friend, are comic gold. But really, whats your character name?

[Evia]

I didn't know Gordon Ramsey played Everquest >_>

Haahahahaha