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Mickets
02-03-2020, 03:03 PM
Okay so I managed to scrape together my life savings to buy a haste item for my ranger. I was debating for like 2 weeks between a mith 2h and an fbss. Went with the mith 2h. Turns out rangers cant fucking use it. How the FUCK do you play a videogame for 20 fuckin years and spend all your savings on an item you cant use. I didnt even think to check, I just god damn assumed rangers could use it cause apparently I'm retarded.

Whoever decided, 20 years ago, that rangers cant use the mith 2h can suck my balls.

Anyone in the market for a nice shiny 2hander with haste for their warrior/pal/sk? Ill give it to you for 1k less than I bought it for let me know :D

Rude comments about my intelligence are appreciated. Ty for reading.

AgentEpilot
02-03-2020, 03:07 PM
gg no re. Gratz bladefrenzy.

cd288
02-03-2020, 03:27 PM
Tack a couple thousand pp on there, sell it, and you've made a nice profit while also being able to buy an FBSS

Philistine
02-03-2020, 03:31 PM
Duuuude that sucks! Unfortunately I am not in the market, but I'd consider selling it, getting a silver swiftblade, and saving for SCHW.

OuterChimp
02-04-2020, 10:41 AM
I give this R and F a GRatsMickets out of 10. Good job OP.

Jack N
02-04-2020, 12:31 PM
Should have rolled Erudite

RipVanFish
02-04-2020, 01:23 PM
Oof, seems hard to sell those things for a good price.

DisbeAsos
02-04-2020, 01:24 PM
Ill buy it! Would be great for my Ranger alt ive not even made yet!

………..

Smellybuttface
02-04-2020, 02:25 PM
I would try and sell the Mith 2hander now while you can. When Kunark drops the value is going to drop precipitously. Unless you want to make an alt that can use the sword, even if you take a loss on the item it's better to unload it now while you can. It's BIS for a few classes at this point, so I don't think you'd have too much trouble in selling it off.

Zal22
02-04-2020, 02:34 PM
Should have rolled Erudite

Then this thread would be about race.

Erati
02-04-2020, 03:29 PM
Rangers got screwed with 2hander choices, why cant they use this?

Fragged
02-04-2020, 03:33 PM
<3

Smellybuttface
02-04-2020, 03:42 PM
Rangers got screwed with 2hander choices, why cant they use this?

Seems sort of more in-line with the Ranger lore for them to use 1handers. A 2 handed sword is more suited for a knight-like class (Paladin/SK/War). A light mobile forest tracker. I liken a Ranger more to a Rogue than I would a heavy-sword wielding plate class.

Erati
02-04-2020, 04:10 PM
Seems sort of more in-line with the Ranger lore for them to use 1handers. A 2 handed sword is more suited for a knight-like class (Paladin/SK/War). A light mobile forest tracker. I liken a Ranger more to a Rogue than I would a heavy-sword wielding plate class.

to quote our President...”Wrong.”

Mithril is extremely light- see Lord of the Rings...Frodo s under armor is mithril lined and hes a hobbit, theyre not wearing heavy plate.

Also Ranger in Everquest can use Mithril bracers, legs, BP, boots, gloves, helm and arms.

Yet a two-hander made of Mithril is too heavy for a Ranger?

Git outta here.

Nagoya
02-04-2020, 07:42 PM
it weights 8.5 tho. which is heavy, even for a 2hs.

Sethius Marlowe
02-04-2020, 08:05 PM
oh god I felt your pain.

that hurts

Mickets
02-04-2020, 08:17 PM
Rangers got screwed with 2hander choices, why cant they use this?

I ask this same question as I'm crying myself to sleep

indiscriminate_hater
02-04-2020, 08:41 PM
Just make a bunch of fake accounts and spam WTS for 5k higher than you bought it for. Profit and peace out

Bardp1999
02-05-2020, 02:27 AM
My gut reaction is to call you a micro peened cuck, but my heart feels your pain, so I will only call you an incel and wish you well on your journey as a future tracking bot

Visual
02-05-2020, 02:41 AM
Been there

Tethler
02-05-2020, 04:34 AM
it weights 8.5 tho. which is heavy, even for a 2hs.

My ranger is using a Gigantic Zweihander now which weights 10.....and is "gigantic" lol.

Asteria
02-05-2020, 08:54 AM
Okay so I managed to scrape together my life savings to buy a haste item for my ranger. I was debating for like 2 weeks between a mith 2h and an fbss. Went with the mith 2h. Turns out rangers cant fucking use it. How the FUCK do you play a videogame for 20 fuckin years and spend all your savings on an item you cant use. I didnt even think to check, I just god damn assumed rangers could use it cause apparently I'm retarded.

Whoever decided, 20 years ago, that rangers cant use the mith 2h can suck my balls.

Anyone in the market for a nice shiny 2hander with haste for their warrior/pal/sk? Ill give it to you for 1k less than I bought it for let me know :D

Rude comments about my intelligence are appreciated. Ty for reading.

7/5 stars(+2 stars for ranger on Green99)

Shit sounds super classic:cool:qr

DMN
02-05-2020, 09:10 AM
Ya, other than rubicite rangers were pretty terrible twink character back in the day. Everyone thought they'd eventually be awesome (and they were with the un-nerfed mistwalker) because "brad played one"They have nothing even in the same universe as mith 2hd. Better off buying some redwood wands and go quad some stuff.

Benanov
02-05-2020, 09:33 AM
My ranger is using a Gigantic Zweihander now which weights 10.....and is "gigantic" lol.

Weight for 2HS used to matter. But now "Stamina" is a yellow bar that keeps you from jumping everywhere, apparently.

Asteria
02-05-2020, 09:38 AM
Weight for 2HS used to matter. But now "Stamina" is a yellow bar that keeps you from jumping everywhere, apparently.

Yeah....RIP classic stamina/endurance bar dynamics and all the spells that refill the bar being used more than 0.00000000000001% of the time, if that high. :(