Seal Team's Spokesperson, Patchet the Living Cliche

[kaelseren]

Once upon a time...

So here we were yesterday, enjoying a nice evening with Bats & Bugs in Solb. The sights and sounds of nature looping over and over again for hours on end. A lovely group of everyone from Seal Team to Kingdom to Venerate to Fires From Heaven.

So the exps are rolling in. Hours are passing. People come and go. So i'm a few ticks from 50. As is seen if one stays in SolB for more than 10 minutes, all of a sudden there will be a swarm of Seal Team killing giants. Although I am unsure if it is a policy of theirs to not give a damn about training mobs, they do it all the time.

Basically, BnB is the focal point of their trains. After some numb nuts trains too many, sometimes the entrance becomes a mess when they pussy out. Anyhow, EVERYONE in solb has suffered through this. If they cared, it's simple enough to just kill all the shit on their way to giants. No camp will much care as they would rather ST kills the bullshit rather than get trained. We all have no problem waiting for respawns over rezzes. Hell p99 itself is a bootleg respawn. Whatever, I guess it is something they can ponder.

To be fair, each and every time I have seen trains, an ST cleric will apologize and rez the person when they're called out. In fact, they are really good with this. SO, as a guild, pretty solid in my opinion. Anyhow, we all know this happens CONSTANTLY so no need to get into it much. Enough preamble.

So here we are at BnB and some necro named Khashi starts creepily slumming around our camp. If I was a gambling man, he was trying to poach Nox. Other than pulling one mob on us that we easily killed, he just seemed like a pedophile at a park; patiently watching.

Time passes... All of a sudden, we see a bard named Milleas. Next thing four fire imps and an elemental or two. Showing the better part of valor, I gate. I think 2 in group died. Yeah, no bigs, the mage lives.

I send an /ooc to see if the douchers will confess. I get a response, maybe it was sincere, asking if I have proof... Come on man, it happens all the time when ST enters the zone; of course it was ST. However, I go back to camp to assess the situation. Who is at the camp killing away? Yeah you guessed it, Khashi and Milleas... Likely wanting the int bracer. In any event, after calling them straight out in /OOC neither denied doing it.

So, a couple ST that I am cool with send me a few tells knowing damn well ST trained the stuff. One actually thinks an enc had a part in it since they had charmed an imp for the giants (Being that soon enough they were right in the area, Ctwoo, maybe?-Many apologies if not). Believe it or not, I really don't care. Sure I could post screenshots and say names of the people sending me tells, but since it isn't all that relevant to the story, I'm not going to throw good dudes under the bus. In fact, I really don't care about the creepers even. I didn't die and I dinged 50 while writing this. No harm no foul, amirite? Gratz Kael.

So right off the bat some clown from ST named Patchet blames Kingdom. Really smooth ST, having your guildies blame another guild when not one member was in the zone. Lame. So far, Kingdom has been super cool on the server and you would think you would want to maintain relations with other raiding guilds. Just sayin, get your shit together.

So this is where the story gets interesting. This Patchet artard just keeps going on and on talking trash. His nonsense is your standard cliche wanna-be troll. Worse yet, he is the type that actually thinks he's getting under your skin and drones on about it. Wow, embarrassing. Packsalunch gets an honorable mention for the only other ST who is a sad sad Lguk farmer who likes to talk trash in tells. Why did I say this now? Because he actually just swung by my group to be stupid; literally while I type this. Is the guy EVER outside lguk let alone away from his computer? No surprise nobody else in the group likes the guy either. (oh and genius, we can see you sitting invis on the priest spawn point in your effort to gank it)

SO back to Pachet, I do what any man would do, I inform him of the obvious, he is only a tough guy behind a computer screen. I tell him that he is just your run of the mill dude that plays a video game and seems to think that makes him important. I try and tell him a 21 year old bootleg game and a raiding guild scoring him +7 crap isn't that impressive to the ladies or prospective employers or ffs other EQ players for that matter.

In all seriousness and in full geek mode, the turd actually starts bragging about his "dragon gear". LOL! Cool story bro! Sigh...

Dude continues, seems to claim he is anything significant outside of pixels. I accurately inform him that his entire being is wrapped up into his EQ identity and that is concerning. You know, the game that for the most part every one of us have leveled dozens of toons on and have decked out with all sorts of raid gear 20 years ago... We have all seen these washed up folks that have "back issues" so they don't work and the only way they can muster any pride in their life is to play a game that rewards little on skill, but mostly rewards just investing copious amounts of time in. It should be for entertainment, not your entire being dude.

The guy reminds me of Tom Hanks in Mazes and Monsters...

So here's the juicy part for ST. When your doucher of a guildie was going on and on about how amazing and tough he is while representing ST (All the other ST were cool short of whoever in fact trained us), I put him to the test. He claimed to be more than just a turd so I told him in all seriousness that we can meet up. I told him to see if his "dragon gear" will protect his teeth from being knocked out.

In standard fashion of one purely pathetic and sad, he asked if I meant a literal physical confrontation to back up his BS. I unequivocally affirmed. He then I guess thought he was calling my bluff and asked for my address... I told him 26359 Shandy Trl, Merrifield, MN 56465; lol I am not intimidated. 45 beautiful acres on a lake which anyone is welcome to sit back and have a beer with me. WTF you gonna do Patchet, order me up a pizza?

I asked for his, he gave me a PO Box... Probably not even a correct PO Box, but it was supposedly in WI. Close enough for me. So Seal Team, one of your guildies proudly representing ST with his guild tag and epic tales of "dragon gear" accepted my challenge. If you guys have any scruples and are as bad ass as your guildie represents IN PUBLIC, SET IT UP. I even told the shitbag I would fly him out here before he said Wisconsin.

If this dude doesn't represent ST, I suggest giving his ass the boot to save face. The vast majority of your guild are chill dudes that don't have inflated egos over a video game... Oh and Patchet, when you asked if it would be "Like a boxing match", it will not be. It will be bare knuckle. As I said, I fully intend to knock your teeth out; Something your worthless parents should have done years ago. Then you will HAVE to only talk trash behind your computer by typing unless you want to gum out your bs in person.

LOL, how do you guys put up with such a turd on a daily basis? Ball is in your court. Is he the coward or is the whole guild? Hey, at least other ST let me know that the /ooc was entertaining. That is pretty bad when they don't even care for the guy. Lol, what a joke. Am I triggered? Nope. Just willing to leisurely do the world a favor. We all hate cowards; especially those that hide. ;) Again, I am dead serious. Set it up homies or dump the sack of shit. If not, you're all just as pathetic.

Lastly, Patchet literally said in ooc that "I will train you if I see you". Again, challenge accepted-If I see Patchet in a ST raid or anywhere else, I will freely train him and anyone else associated with him. Can't be against "the rules" if he encourages it right? Complain to him about it. You have been duly warned.

Have an incredible day.

P.S. You can see the zone list of all the ST to ask all you want about how everything went down so save the show the "proof"; I'm not all that into logs (I don't even know where they're at or if they're on) and taking endless screenshots when I'm here to play a video game. I don't need to prove anything to pound sense into your guildmate and that's the point of this post. The entire zone saw him demand my address and I gave it. The entire zone saw his threat to train me. We can meet whenever and wherever broski. No threats, just taking a bad ass Seal Team member up on his challenge.

[BurtMacklinFBI]

tldr

patchet is a chad tho

[Phaezed-Reality]

it will not be. It will be bare knuckle. As I said, I fully intend to knock your teeth out; Something your worthless parents should have done years ago.

https://i.imgur.com/pJBwvbC.gif

[kaelseren]

So Packs and I just had a conversation. We are now best buds, so just ignore the part about him. We are cool. It is EQ, we can chalk it up to miscommunication. I can't edit out the part about him, so just consider this a voluntary retraction.

[Nightbear]

tldr

[Dildy]

That de-escalated quickly

[Ratchet51]

Am I gonna have to choke a bitch?

[Evia]

TLDR. Got halfway through and had to reevaluate my life choices

[sedrie.bellamie]

So Packs and I just had a conversation. We are now best buds, so just ignore the part about him. We are cool. It is EQ, we can chalk it up to miscommunication. I can't edit out the part about him, so just consider this a voluntary retraction.

pussy

[kaelseren]

pussy

His part in the story was inconsequential to patches or whatever his name is. Not sure how I am the pussy... But ok, you have your opinion.

[Albanwr]

anyone who brings a real life beating into a video game needs to rethink some things.

[ananabanana]

I didn't know I could cringe so hard. However, this is some very passionate fantasy writing. Keep up the good work!

[Crevex]

I'm sorry you got trained, and i have no doubt the guy is a total dbag. However, i think you are taking this too far. I would just add him to ignore next time and move on.

[reznor_]

Once upon a time...

So here we were yesterday, enjoying a nice evening with Bats & Bugs in Solb. The sights and sounds of nature looping over and over again for hours on end. A lovely group of everyone from Seal Team to Kingdom to Venerate to Fires From Heaven.

So the exps are rolling in. Hours are passing. People come and go. So i'm a few ticks from 50. As is seen if one stays in SolB for more than 10 minutes, all of a sudden there will be a swarm of Seal Team killing giants. Although I am unsure if it is a policy of theirs to not give a damn about training mobs, they do it all the time.

Basically, BnB is the focal point of their trains. After some numb nuts trains too many, sometimes the entrance becomes a mess when they pussy out. Anyhow, EVERYONE in solb has suffered through this. If they cared, it's simple enough to just kill all the shit on their way to giants. No camp will much care as they would rather ST kills the bullshit rather than get trained. We all have no problem waiting for respawns over rezzes. Hell p99 itself is a bootleg respawn. Whatever, I guess it is something they can ponder.

To be fair, each and every time I have seen trains, an ST cleric will apologize and rez the person when they're called out. In fact, they are really good with this. SO, as a guild, pretty solid in my opinion. Anyhow, we all know this happens CONSTANTLY so no need to get into it much. Enough preamble.

So here we are at BnB and some necro named Khashi starts creepily slumming around our camp. If I was a gambling man, he was trying to poach Nox. Other than pulling one mob on us that we easily killed, he just seemed like a pedophile at a park; patiently watching.

Time passes... All of a sudden, we see a bard named Milleas. Next thing four fire imps and an elemental or two. Showing the better part of valor, I gate. I think 2 in group died. Yeah, no bigs, the mage lives.

I send an /ooc to see if the douchers will confess. I get a response, maybe it was sincere, asking if I have proof... Come on man, it happens all the time when ST enters the zone; of course it was ST. However, I go back to camp to assess the situation. Who is at the camp killing away? Yeah you guessed it, Khashi and Milleas... Likely wanting the int bracer. In any event, after calling them straight out in /OOC neither denied doing it.

So, a couple ST that I am cool with send me a few tells knowing damn well ST trained the stuff. One actually thinks an enc had a part in it since they had charmed an imp for the giants (Being that soon enough they were right in the area, Ctwoo, maybe?-Many apologies if not). Believe it or not, I really don't care. Sure I could post screenshots and say names of the people sending me tells, but since it isn't all that relevant to the story, I'm not going to throw good dudes under the bus. In fact, I really don't care about the creepers even. I didn't die and I dinged 50 while writing this. No harm no foul, amirite? Gratz Kael.

So right off the bat some clown from ST named Patchet blames Kingdom. Really smooth ST, having your guildies blame another guild when not one member was in the zone. Lame. So far, Kingdom has been super cool on the server and you would think you would want to maintain relations with other raiding guilds. Just sayin, get your shit together.

So this is where the story gets interesting. This Patchet artard just keeps going on and on talking trash. His nonsense is your standard cliche wanna-be troll. Worse yet, he is the type that actually thinks he's getting under your skin and drones on about it. Wow, embarrassing. Packsalunch gets an honorable mention for the only other ST who is a sad sad Lguk farmer who likes to talk trash in tells. Why did I say this now? Because he actually just swung by my group to be stupid; literally while I type this. Is the guy EVER outside lguk let alone away from his computer? No surprise nobody else in the group likes the guy either. (oh and genius, we can see you sitting invis on the priest spawn point in your effort to gank it)

SO back to Pachet, I do what any man would do, I inform him of the obvious, he is only a tough guy behind a computer screen. I tell him that he is just your run of the mill dude that plays a video game and seems to think that makes him important. I try and tell him a 21 year old bootleg game and a raiding guild scoring him +7 crap isn't that impressive to the ladies or prospective employers or ffs other EQ players for that matter.

In all seriousness and in full geek mode, the turd actually starts bragging about his "dragon gear". LOL! Cool story bro! Sigh...

Dude continues, seems to claim he is anything significant outside of pixels. I accurately inform him that his entire being is wrapped up into his EQ identity and that is concerning. You know, the game that for the most part every one of us have leveled dozens of toons on and have decked out with all sorts of raid gear 20 years ago... We have all seen these washed up folks that have "back issues" so they don't work and the only way they can muster any pride in their life is to play a game that rewards little on skill, but mostly rewards just investing copious amounts of time in. It should be for entertainment, not your entire being dude.

The guy reminds me of Tom Hanks in Mazes and Monsters...

So here's the juicy part for ST. When your doucher of a guildie was going on and on about how amazing and tough he is while representing ST (All the other ST were cool short of whoever in fact trained us), I put him to the test. He claimed to be more than just a turd so I told him in all seriousness that we can meet up. I told him to see if his "dragon gear" will protect his teeth from being knocked out.

In standard fashion of one purely pathetic and sad, he asked if I meant a literal physical confrontation to back up his BS. I unequivocally affirmed. He then I guess thought he was calling my bluff and asked for my address... I told him 26359 Shandy Trl, Merrifield, MN 56465; lol I am not intimidated. 45 beautiful acres on a lake which anyone is welcome to sit back and have a beer with me. WTF you gonna do Patchet, order me up a pizza?

I asked for his, he gave me a PO Box... Probably not even a correct PO Box, but it was supposedly in WI. Close enough for me. So Seal Team, one of your guildies proudly representing ST with his guild tag and epic tales of "dragon gear" accepted my challenge. If you guys have any scruples and are as bad ass as your guildie represents IN PUBLIC, SET IT UP. I even told the shitbag I would fly him out here before he said Wisconsin.

If this dude doesn't represent ST, I suggest giving his ass the boot to save face. The vast majority of your guild are chill dudes that don't have inflated egos over a video game... Oh and Patchet, when you asked if it would be "Like a boxing match", it will not be. It will be bare knuckle. As I said, I fully intend to knock your teeth out; Something your worthless parents should have done years ago. Then you will HAVE to only talk trash behind your computer by typing unless you want to gum out your bs in person.

LOL, how do you guys put up with such a turd on a daily basis? Ball is in your court. Is he the coward or is the whole guild? Hey, at least other ST let me know that the /ooc was entertaining. That is pretty bad when they don't even care for the guy. Lol, what a joke. Am I triggered? Nope. Just willing to leisurely do the world a favor. We all hate cowards; especially those that hide. ;) Again, I am dead serious. Set it up homies or dump the sack of shit. If not, you're all just as pathetic.

Lastly, Patchet literally said in ooc that "I will train you if I see you". Again, challenge accepted-If I see Patchet in a ST raid or anywhere else, I will freely train him and anyone else associated with him. Can't be against "the rules" if he encourages it right? Complain to him about it. You have been duly warned.

Have an incredible day.

P.S. You can see the zone list of all the ST to ask all you want about how everything went down so save the show the "proof"; I'm not all that into logs (I don't even know where they're at or if they're on) and taking endless screenshots when I'm here to play a video game. I don't need to prove anything to pound sense into your guildmate and that's the point of this post. The entire zone saw him demand my address and I gave it. The entire zone saw his threat to train me. We can meet whenever and wherever broski. No threats, just taking a bad ass Seal Team member up on his challenge.

LMAO

[kaelseren]

Wow, embarrassing, just another internet tough guy that backs down immediately

I think you may have some reading comprehension issues.

[sedrie.bellamie]

I am the pussy

thanks

[Ripqozko]

Please stay on green and never come back to blue.

[Nisse]

Violence is never the answer op.

[Tilien]

TLDR. Got halfway through and had to reevaluate my life choices

I think this post made me consider quitting p99.

[Smellybuttface]

In standard fashion of one purely pathetic and sad, he asked if I meant a literal physical confrontation to back up his BS. I unequivocally affirmed. He then I guess thought he was calling my bluff and asked for my address... I told him 26359 Shandy Trl, Merrifield, MN 56465; lol I am not intimidated. 45 beautiful acres on a lake which anyone is welcome to sit back and have a beer with me. WTF you gonna do Patchet, order me up a pizza?

I asked for his, he gave me a PO Box... Probably not even a correct PO Box, but it was supposedly in WI. Close enough for me. So Seal Team, one of your guildies proudly representing ST with his guild tag and epic tales of "dragon gear" accepted my challenge. If you guys have any scruples and are as bad ass as your guildie represents IN PUBLIC, SET IT UP. I even told the shitbag I would fly him out here before he said Wisconsin.

If this dude doesn't represent ST, I suggest giving his ass the boot to save face. The vast majority of your guild are chill dudes that don't have inflated egos over a video game... Oh and Patchet, when you asked if it would be "Like a boxing match", it will not be. It will be bare knuckle. As I said, I fully intend to knock your teeth out; Something your worthless parents should have done years ago. Then you will HAVE to only talk trash behind your computer by typing unless you want to gum out your bs in person.


Reading the story, I honestly was with you and felt like I understood where you were coming from. Then the parts in bold happened....and it immediately made me regret my position.

It's laughable to say you weren't triggered. Offering to buy someone a flight so they can get on an airplane and come out to meet you for a fight I think would be a medical-grade definition of "triggered." You can act as calm as you want now about it, but at the time typing it, unless you're a complete lunatic who risks assault and battery on a regular basis, you were heated.

While I'm patently not against the need to solve problems physically if it comes to it, using something that happened in a video game as justification reeks of maladjustment to society. This guy could be, and probably is, a complete tool, but putting yourself at risk by trying to set this up and publicly divulging your address is a bonehead move. You seemed entirely reasonable outside of this nonsense; unless you're completely ignorant to the depravities that people are capable of armed with just a little information about you, don't open yourself up to it.

TLDR: Real life > > > pixels. Don't commingle the two to your detriment.

[Bricksxe]

TLDR. Got halfway through and had to reevaluate my life choices

https://i.imgur.com/kEi2S2D.gif

[drdrakes]

When two midwestern methheads have a methoff.

[drdrakes]

Also just sent you a dildo so you can fuck yourself

[kaelseren]

Also just sent you a dildo so you can fuck yourself

Were you able to find enough change in your couch cushions? Why would you have a dildo around anyhow?

[Ashenden]

I think maybe you flew a few too many people out to fight you over the years, seems like your brain has been a bit too shook.

[kaelseren]

Reading the story, I honestly was with you and felt like I understood where you were coming from. Then the parts in bold happened....and it immediately made me regret my position.

It's laughable to say you weren't triggered. Offering to buy someone a flight so they can get on an airplane and come out to meet you for a fight I think would be a medical-grade definition of "triggered." You can act as calm as you want now about it, but at the time typing it, unless you're a complete lunatic who risks assault and battery on a regular basis, you were heated.

While I'm patently not against the need to solve problems physically if it comes to it, using something that happened in a video game as justification reeks of maladjustment to society. This guy could be, and probably is, a complete tool, but putting yourself at risk by trying to set this up and publicly divulging your address is a bonehead move. You seemed entirely reasonable outside of this nonsense; unless you're completely ignorant to the depravities that people are capable of armed with just a little information about you, don't open yourself up to it.

TLDR: Real life > > > pixels. Don't commingle the two to your detriment.

People who cause problems for others while hiding away are a detriment to everyone. They are the people who always avoid repercussions by running away. It isn't over a video game, these people are an infestation everywhere and because everyone else is so cucked, they do nothing about it ever. So I disagree. He wants some action, I am right here.

[Yasi]

I told him 26359 Shandy Trl, Merrifield, MN 56465;



https://ibb.co/NNYqqs1

You're living in a fucking forest.

[kaelseren]

When two midwestern methheads have a methoff.

The smugness behind stereotyping the Midwest is stifling. Let me guess, you're from San Fran where there is an inch of feces anywhere you go. Got it ;)

[drdrakes]

People who cause problems for others while hiding away are a detriment to everyone. They are the people who always avoid repercussions by running away. It isn't over a video game, these people are an infestation everywhere and because everyone else is so cucked, they do nothing about it ever. So I disagree. He wants some action, I am right here.

It's this early into 2020 and this got already won the dumbfuck award. Send some updates when your shit starts getting hacked.

[kaelseren]

tldr

You have posted over 500 times and slum around on RnF but just don't have the two minutes to read a post you volitionally opened? Lol, ok.

[Nightbear]

gonna get banned for doxin yourself lol

[kaelseren]

It's this early into 2020 and this got already won the dumbfuck award. Send some updates when your shit starts getting hacked.

"...and this got already won..." You have become better at drdrake (1)

[drdrakes]

I would never bother to proof read an rnf post from my phone

[drdrakes]

But I will continue to call you a dumbfuck you dumbfuck

[kaelseren]

gonna get banned for doxin yourself lol

I don't think I doxxed myself. I posted my address no different than any letter people send to another. That isn't doxxing, it is just posting what a person is already well aware of. It is another way of saying I don't give two shits.

[zillabunny]

Yeah pack of lunch charmed you or something that guy is a super troll who's wastes everyone's time

[Nightbear]

https://imgur.com/oz0Pytb

[kaelseren]

Yeah pack of lunch charmed you or something that guy is a super troll who's wastes everyone's time

His incessant tells to me weren't worth continuing. Unfortunately, the "retraction" only had him bump up his tells to me. So yes, as far as wasting time, I figured whatever; he is a dime a dozen, Patches is a whole different story well outside EQ.

[Nightbear]

Stay out of Real Life
Many people expect to keep personal and real life matters separate from those that happen in the game. We expect all forum members to respect each other's privacy.

You may not ever post any real life information about another user, including but not limited to: name, address, phone numbers, pictures, employer's, associates, etc. This also extends to protect other forms of communication including IM Aliases, email addresses, social media accounts etc.

There is zero tolerance for posting someone’s real life information. Those that violate this rule will be banned and such posts will be deleted.

[drdrakes]

Stay out of Real Life
Many people expect to keep personal and real life matters separate from those that happen in the game. We expect all forum members to respect each other's privacy.

You may not ever post any real life information about another user, including but not limited to: name, address, phone numbers, pictures, employer's, associates, etc. This also extends to protect other forms of communication including IM Aliases, email addresses, social media accounts etc.

There is zero tolerance for posting someone’s real life information. Those that violate this rule will be banned and such posts will be deleted.

Most likely even if you are enough of a dumbfuck to do it to yourself. We'll see!

[Canelek]

People can certainly be assholes in the game, which is usually because everyone seems to think that everyone else is one. Most people playing seem to be pretty cool. Just like in life, we all have our stresses and a few words can go a long way.

Also, I liked the Mazes and Monsters reference. :)

[Zeboim]

I'm willing to take a leap of faith here and assume everyone involved is an arse.

[drdrakes]

This is OP in the Camaro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA7BASFqXIw&feature=youtu.be

[kaelseren]

Most likely even if you are enough of a dumbfuck to do it to yourself. We'll see!

You are dumber than dog shit. Others means other than yourself. Also, if you are so offended, why the fuck are you in RnF? Lol, your lack of self awareness is terrifying. ;)

[kaelseren]

Stay out of Real Life
Many people expect to keep personal and real life matters separate from those that happen in the game. We expect all forum members to respect each other's privacy.

You may not ever post any real life information about another user, including but not limited to: name, address, phone numbers, pictures, employer's, associates, etc. This also extends to protect other forms of communication including IM Aliases, email addresses, social media accounts etc.

There is zero tolerance for posting someone’s real life information. Those that violate this rule will be banned and such posts will be deleted.

Are you having trouble grasping reality because you play EQ too much? "...about ANOTHER user"... Try again ass hat. Plus, as with all the others, why are you here if so easily triggered over shit that you don't want to see? You don't have to be here of all forums. Lol, man this world is doomed.

[kaelseren]

I'm willing to take a leap of faith here and assume everyone involved is an arse.

I am in support of you taking a leap. Thanks for your input on the matter.

[kaelseren]

But I will continue to call you a dumbfuck you dumbfuck

Ok, Patchet... Did you know you can type two sentences in one post? You don't have to keep making new posts.

[Phaezed-Reality]

https://i.imgur.com/yodGdlm.png

[reznor_]

gonna get banned for doxin yourself lol

lol

[Skarne]

I’m surprised OP hasn’t invited anyone who’s been insulting him to come fight. Hey you’re an idiot, buy me a plane ticket to your state and I’ll have a nice vacation.

[YendorLootmonkey]

I’m surprised OP hasn’t invited anyone who’s been insulting him to come fight.

Simulation of what that would be like:

https://i.imgur.com/YpYny13.gif

[drdrakes]

Gettin played like a Mistmoore Battle Drum

[juice10]

I couldn't comprehend much of this post, but I admire the resolve it takes for a neanderthal without thumbs to type so many sentences.

[juice10]

I didn't comprehend most of this post, but I admire the resolve it takes for a neanderthal without thumbs to type so many sentences.

[ZiggyTheMuss]

Buy me a ticket and I’ll come kick your nuts in and fuck your wife in front of your dog or vice versa.

Lace them up OP you nerd!

[ZiggyTheMuss]

Also, prepare for people to put you on a bunch of interesting mailing lists probably.

[Wallicker]

Craigslist a free trampoline or Jetski to address must pickup

[Smellybuttface]

Fetlife furrie broney tickle fetichist swingers meetup @ 26359 Shandy Trl, Merrifield, MN 56465.

Bring GALLONS of lube.

[Smellybuttface]

Question - what were you hoping to gain by posting this in RnF? Did you think Patchet would post, or maybe a member of Seal Team saying they booted him out of guild?

Better question - are you actually going to buy him a ticket?

[kaelseren]

Gettin played like a Mistmoore Battle Drum

Are you now talking to yourself? Hah.

[kaelseren]

Question - what were you hoping to gain by posting this in RnF? Did you think Patchet would post, or maybe a member of Seal Team saying they booted him out of guild?

Better question - are you actually going to buy him a ticket?

He wanted my address. I called him on his apparent bluff. Supposedly he lives in Wisconsin inside of a PO Box... I didn't expect anyone to post and certainly not Patchet. The guy holed up like all like him. I just publicly accepted on here. If he concedes, that's fine. As a member of ST I would expect them to concede too with all their raid targets if they associate with him. Birds of a feather I suppose.

Yes, I will pay for his airfare to have a conversation or two in person. Being that it turns out he lives in WI, I could easily meet him wherever too. He can "frap" the meeting. As far as association with ST, they should be encouraging their members to back up their bullshit or not associate with them as it reflects on them. If they do nothing, it just shows they're as weak as he is in real life.

So all you cucks that want to virtue signal about the post or otherwise post a bunch of gibberish, #1 I have more integrity than you #2 I back up what I say #3 My ego extends past a fucking video game.

[kaelseren]

Idiot

You present an incredibly strong argument over something nondescript. Thank you for your submission. I will take it under much consideration. I'm sure such a well thought out post will really help others too.

"Idiot", this is very profound. I will really have to do some serious introspection of myself and analyze my original post and compare it to your rebuttal. There is so much to unpack!

To be honest, just reading these posts that are either 100% ad hominem, state "rules" that don't even apply, are completely pointless and offer nothing, and of course the "TLDR, but I have time to post hundreds of threads and have plenty of time to hang in RnF let alone play EQ" make me really wonder about the future of humanity. Holy shit, some of these idiots can't even comprehend that an honorable mention for packalunch and a subsequent retraction has nothing to do with PATCHET. I would have to say sedrie has the all around most worthless posts. Brighteye is along the same lines unable to distinguish from unambiguous language that Patchet and Packs are different people.

"Am I gonna have to choke a bitch?"-Ratchet51 was a bit obscure, but at least I laughed.

Crevex "I'm sorry you got trained, and i have no doubt the guy is a total dbag. However, i think you are taking this too far. I would just add him to ignore next time and move on." is reasonable but I have to say this isn't about being trained. It is about someone who randomly started talking shit to someone when they had no business.

Not sure why Reznor copied my entire original post just to say "LMAO", but that's cool.

Smellybuttface has the best name and seems reasonable, reasonable minds can disagree. Although your later posts seem to have lost the plot.

drdrakes apparently collects dildos and likes to mail his spares. Not sure what to make of that.

"I think maybe you flew a few too many people out to fight you over the years, seems like your brain has been a bit too shook."-Ashenden... That was kind of clever I suppose.

[kaelseren]

Buy me a ticket and I’ll come kick your nuts in and fuck your wife in front of your dog or vice versa.

Lace them up OP you nerd!

Ok when do you want to do that? You have my address. Nerd? "I will kick you in the nuts". Lol, ok. Why would you fuck my dog in front of my wife? Seems a strange way to express your frustrations at being weak, but whatever. We can set up a date. My guess is you're about as credible as Patchet with your limp wristed attempts at manhood.

[Wallicker]

You need a stiff bourbon, a bong rip and some womanly love. Legit no way to be this angry if you include these things in your life.

[kaelseren]

Simulation of what that would be like:

https://i.imgur.com/YpYny13.gif

Saying "idiot" or posting an ancient meme like you did that makes little to no sense is really not much of a concern to me.

[Albanwr]

OP as soon as you brought real life violence into your dumb in-game beef, your credibility went out of the window.

Don't be that guy.

[kaelseren]

You need a stiff bourbon, a bong rip and some womanly love. Legit no way to be this angry if you include these things in your life.

I think you fail to realize I am not at all angry. Like I said, just accepting what he is throwing out there. Why on earth would you assume I am angry? If anything, I think it would be hilarious knocking his ass back into his mother's womb.

I am making a point. I think people have become so incredibly cucked and lack such meaning in their life that they get angry at me stepping up as clearly evinced in these responses. They're the kind of people that run to their mom, teacher, cops, or whatever instead of handling their own shit.

If I was even remotely angry or threatened by him, I wouldn't have offered to give him an assist. I would have just sat and spammed him in game or some other pussy shit like all these retards in these posts triggered because they can't grow a beard from too much soy. I am simply just publicly accepting his challenge.

So no, I get angry with people who pose a threat to others. I get even with those that pose a threat to me. So there's that to chew on.

Bourbon sucks by the way.

[Canelek]

This is certainly one of the more fascinating meltdowns of late.

[Horza]

If you run into an cuckold in the morning, you ran into an cuckold. If you run into cuckolds all day, you're the cuckold.

[kaelseren]

If you run into an cuckold in the morning, you ran into an cuckold. If you run into cuckolds all day, you're the cuckold.

That doesn't make any sense. Your grammar sucks too. So if say a teacher in an elementary class is trying to teach a bunch of moron kids every day then that makes the teacher a moron or does that make them a kid?

If the last few movies I have gone to sucked ass, that makes me the cynical asshole? Yeah, I think you need to rethink that logic.

[kaelseren]

This is certainly one of the more fascinating meltdowns of late.

Haven't you posted a few times already? Could you point us to some substance in any of them? What is weird is that you say a lot but say nothing at the same time. Then you claim other people are having a meltdown while you continue to post... Seems pathological.

Lol, the people in this thread are more feeble than the retard progressives on Facebook and Twitter.

[drdrakes]

I reported your address for meth manufacturing. I cited this post as evidence.

[Horza]

This is certainly one of the more fascinating meltdowns of late.

The worst part is that he was in the right originally then started spewing soy cuck retard progressives and trying to fight everyone.

[Canelek]

Well, I had posted twice. The first time I sympathized somewhat, and the second post was based upon you ongoing meltdown.

This makes three, and I am curious as to why so many folks who use words like ‘cuck’ conversationally have been showing up in numbers as of late. Is there a national shortage of whatever is used to manufacture methamphetamine?

[Zeboim]

I feel my leap of faith is now justified

[kaelseren]

The worst part is that he was in the right originally then started spewing soy cuck retard progressives and trying to fight everyone.

Could you explain this? So many of these posts make me think English is a second language for most of you when it is your only language... Who am I "trying" to fight? Dude said he wanted my address, he got it. Wouldn't that make him the one trying to fight? I have another guy saying he wants to beat up my wife and fuck my dog or something, isn't that him wanting to fight?

So let's try an EQ analogy. When someone puts an item in your trade window and you put cash in it, that means you're trying to buy something and they're trying to sell something. So when someone asks for your address and you give it to them, you're accommodating their willingness to fight you. I'm totally ok with Patchet trying to step up and will help him however he needs to realize his wishes.

Holy shit, I thought most people playing p99 bootleg EQ were all over 30. Yet, most people seem to have the language skills of toddlers.

[kaelseren]

I feel my leap of faith is now justified

Well that's a fantastic feeling I'm sure! Now could you fill us in on what you mean or do you just like to type?

FFS people, it is one thing for Patchet to be the way he is, but all these posts make the future of the planet seem bleak.

"You're a doo doo head", umm ok. "Haha! My leap of faith is now justified!" Ummm, ok chief.

[kaelseren]

Well, I had posted twice. The first time I sympathized somewhat, and the second post was based upon you ongoing meltdown.

This makes three, and I am curious as to why so many folks who use words like ‘cuck’ conversationally have been showing up in numbers as of late. Is there a national shortage of whatever is used to manufacture methamphetamine?

Yeah, see you need to make a bit more reference to what you're talking about. You say "meltdown", could you cite something in particular? I am assuming like most women you like to be dramatic and hyperbolic. I expect more in a thread I started.

I suppose it is the nature of the beast. I think most people that have any sense stay out of these message boards and just play the damn game. I guess I am just a masochist. Plus, I think it is a great way to really get the pulse of societies dregs.

[Champion_Standing]

Wow, embarrassing.

[Wallicker]

A depressed man (Kaelseren) suffering from insomnia meets a strange soap salesman named Tyler Durden (Patchet) and soon finds himself living in his squalid house after his perfect apartment is destroyed. The two bored men form an underground club with strict rules and fight other men who are fed up with their mundane lives... I feel like I’ve seen this movie before. We all know how it ends.

[Wonkie]

OP as soon as you brought real life violence into your dumb in-game beef, your credibility went out of the window.

Don't be that guy.

[Horza]

Who am I "trying" to fight? Dude said he wanted my address, he got it. Wouldn't that make him the one trying to fight? I have another guy saying he wants to beat up my wife and fuck my dog or something, isn't that him wanting to fight?

You're giving them exactly what they want by taking their immature threats so seriously.

[nostalgiaquest]

What is weird is that you say a lot but say nothing at the same time.




Once upon a time...

So here we were yesterday, enjoying a nice evening with Bats & Bugs in Solb. The sights and sounds of nature looping over and over again for hours on end. A lovely group of everyone from Seal Team to Kingdom to Venerate to Fires From Heaven.

So the exps are rolling in. Hours are passing. People come and go. So i'm a few ticks from 50. As is seen if one stays in SolB for more than 10 minutes, all of a sudden there will be a swarm of Seal Team killing giants. Although I am unsure if it is a policy of theirs to not give a damn about training mobs, they do it all the time.

Basically, BnB is the focal point of their trains. After some numb nuts trains too many, sometimes the entrance becomes a mess when they pussy out. Anyhow, EVERYONE in solb has suffered through this. If they cared, it's simple enough to just kill all the shit on their way to giants. No camp will much care as they would rather ST kills the bullshit rather than get trained. We all have no problem waiting for respawns over rezzes. Hell p99 itself is a bootleg respawn. Whatever, I guess it is something they can ponder.

To be fair, each and every time I have seen trains, an ST cleric will apologize and rez the person when they're called out. In fact, they are really good with this. SO, as a guild, pretty solid in my opinion. Anyhow, we all know this happens CONSTANTLY so no need to get into it much. Enough preamble.

So here we are at BnB and some necro named Khashi starts creepily slumming around our camp. If I was a gambling man, he was trying to poach Nox. Other than pulling one mob on us that we easily killed, he just seemed like a pedophile at a park; patiently watching.

Time passes... All of a sudden, we see a bard named Milleas. Next thing four fire imps and an elemental or two. Showing the better part of valor, I gate. I think 2 in group died. Yeah, no bigs, the mage lives.

I send an /ooc to see if the douchers will confess. I get a response, maybe it was sincere, asking if I have proof... Come on man, it happens all the time when ST enters the zone; of course it was ST. However, I go back to camp to assess the situation. Who is at the camp killing away? Yeah you guessed it, Khashi and Milleas... Likely wanting the int bracer. In any event, after calling them straight out in /OOC neither denied doing it.

So, a couple ST that I am cool with send me a few tells knowing damn well ST trained the stuff. One actually thinks an enc had a part in it since they had charmed an imp for the giants (Being that soon enough they were right in the area, Ctwoo, maybe?-Many apologies if not). Believe it or not, I really don't care. Sure I could post screenshots and say names of the people sending me tells, but since it isn't all that relevant to the story, I'm not going to throw good dudes under the bus. In fact, I really don't care about the creepers even. I didn't die and I dinged 50 while writing this. No harm no foul, amirite? Gratz Kael.

So right off the bat some clown from ST named Patchet blames Kingdom. Really smooth ST, having your guildies blame another guild when not one member was in the zone. Lame. So far, Kingdom has been super cool on the server and you would think you would want to maintain relations with other raiding guilds. Just sayin, get your shit together.

So this is where the story gets interesting. This Patchet artard just keeps going on and on talking trash. His nonsense is your standard cliche wanna-be troll. Worse yet, he is the type that actually thinks he's getting under your skin and drones on about it. Wow, embarrassing. Packsalunch gets an honorable mention for the only other ST who is a sad sad Lguk farmer who likes to talk trash in tells. Why did I say this now? Because he actually just swung by my group to be stupid; literally while I type this. Is the guy EVER outside lguk let alone away from his computer? No surprise nobody else in the group likes the guy either. (oh and genius, we can see you sitting invis on the priest spawn point in your effort to gank it)

SO back to Pachet, I do what any man would do, I inform him of the obvious, he is only a tough guy behind a computer screen. I tell him that he is just your run of the mill dude that plays a video game and seems to think that makes him important. I try and tell him a 21 year old bootleg game and a raiding guild scoring him +7 crap isn't that impressive to the ladies or prospective employers or ffs other EQ players for that matter.

In all seriousness and in full geek mode, the turd actually starts bragging about his "dragon gear". LOL! Cool story bro! Sigh...

Dude continues, seems to claim he is anything significant outside of pixels. I accurately inform him that his entire being is wrapped up into his EQ identity and that is concerning. You know, the game that for the most part every one of us have leveled dozens of toons on and have decked out with all sorts of raid gear 20 years ago... We have all seen these washed up folks that have "back issues" so they don't work and the only way they can muster any pride in their life is to play a game that rewards little on skill, but mostly rewards just investing copious amounts of time in. It should be for entertainment, not your entire being dude.

The guy reminds me of Tom Hanks in Mazes and Monsters...

So here's the juicy part for ST. When your doucher of a guildie was going on and on about how amazing and tough he is while representing ST (All the other ST were cool short of whoever in fact trained us), I put him to the test. He claimed to be more than just a turd so I told him in all seriousness that we can meet up. I told him to see if his "dragon gear" will protect his teeth from being knocked out.

In standard fashion of one purely pathetic and sad, he asked if I meant a literal physical confrontation to back up his BS. I unequivocally affirmed. He then I guess thought he was calling my bluff and asked for my address... I told him 26359 Shandy Trl, Merrifield, MN 56465; lol I am not intimidated. 45 beautiful acres on a lake which anyone is welcome to sit back and have a beer with me. WTF you gonna do Patchet, order me up a pizza?

I asked for his, he gave me a PO Box... Probably not even a correct PO Box, but it was supposedly in WI. Close enough for me. So Seal Team, one of your guildies proudly representing ST with his guild tag and epic tales of "dragon gear" accepted my challenge. If you guys have any scruples and are as bad ass as your guildie represents IN PUBLIC, SET IT UP. I even told the shitbag I would fly him out here before he said Wisconsin.

If this dude doesn't represent ST, I suggest giving his ass the boot to save face. The vast majority of your guild are chill dudes that don't have inflated egos over a video game... Oh and Patchet, when you asked if it would be "Like a boxing match", it will not be. It will be bare knuckle. As I said, I fully intend to knock your teeth out; Something your worthless parents should have done years ago. Then you will HAVE to only talk trash behind your computer by typing unless you want to gum out your bs in person.

LOL, how do you guys put up with such a turd on a daily basis? Ball is in your court. Is he the coward or is the whole guild? Hey, at least other ST let me know that the /ooc was entertaining. That is pretty bad when they don't even care for the guy. Lol, what a joke. Am I triggered? Nope. Just willing to leisurely do the world a favor. We all hate cowards; especially those that hide. ;) Again, I am dead serious. Set it up homies or dump the sack of shit. If not, you're all just as pathetic.

Lastly, Patchet literally said in ooc that "I will train you if I see you". Again, challenge accepted-If I see Patchet in a ST raid or anywhere else, I will freely train him and anyone else associated with him. Can't be against "the rules" if he encourages it right? Complain to him about it. You have been duly warned.

Have an incredible day.

P.S. You can see the zone list of all the ST to ask all you want about how everything went down so save the show the "proof"; I'm not all that into logs (I don't even know where they're at or if they're on) and taking endless screenshots when I'm here to play a video game. I don't need to prove anything to pound sense into your guildmate and that's the point of this post. The entire zone saw him demand my address and I gave it. The entire zone saw his threat to train me. We can meet whenever and wherever broski. No threats, just taking a bad ass Seal Team member up on his challenge.

Lol, dude.

[Canelek]

Some other elves may learn from your meltdown this day. You’ll be fine sparky.

[ZiggyTheMuss]

Ok when do you want to do that? You have my address. Nerd? "I will kick you in the nuts". Lol, ok. Why would you fuck my dog in front of my wife? Seems a strange way to express your frustrations at being weak, but whatever. We can set up a date. My guess is you're about as credible as Patchet with your limp wristed attempts at manhood.

Ok but you must understand this is not going to be a fist fight, it’s going to be a mace fight. I’m going to knock your sternum through your ribs, bitch!

[Tecmos Deception]

Holy shit. And I thought you were wordy when you wouldn't stop harassing me about why I wouldn't sell you a GCB for 1000pp.

Jesus.

[Wutaan]

Gettin played like a Mistmoore Battle Drum

Peasant doesn't have dragon loot

[zanderklocke]

My parents have a time share on Gull Lake kind of near Merrifeld, OP.

[DMN]

Too much exposition and pointless commentary.

[Hazek]

Kaelseren is the saltiest douche on the server.

And anyone who says they're gunna fight someone online is an automatic beta.

He also made this thread on his alt account.
https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=347807

[Tethler]

Kaelseren is the saltiest douche on the server.

And anyone who says they're gunna fight someone online is an automatic beta.

He also made this thread on his alt account.
https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=347807

OP is rather adept at making backfire threads it seems.

[thesoundofmerk]

I dunno man... I hear what you are saying, and i get it... but bringing beef from a game into RL , saying you are gonna beat someone up... that seems really really really childish. you are saying he cares too much about a game.. yet you resort to that over a game? thats really ironic. just chill and let it go, its dumb, and acting like that is equally dumb. I do hear what you are saying though, just seems really stupid to act that way back over something small like that.

[Naonak]

Still not enough evidence for ST.

[thesoundofmerk]

Reading the story, I honestly was with you and felt like I understood where you were coming from. Then the parts in bold happened....and it immediately made me regret my position.

It's laughable to say you weren't triggered. Offering to buy someone a flight so they can get on an airplane and come out to meet you for a fight I think would be a medical-grade definition of "triggered." You can act as calm as you want now about it, but at the time typing it, unless you're a complete lunatic who risks assault and battery on a regular basis, you were heated.

While I'm patently not against the need to solve problems physically if it comes to it, using something that happened in a video game as justification reeks of maladjustment to society. This guy could be, and probably is, a complete tool, but putting yourself at risk by trying to set this up and publicly divulging your address is a bonehead move. You seemed entirely reasonable outside of this nonsense; unless you're completely ignorant to the depravities that people are capable of armed with just a little information about you, don't open yourself up to it.

TLDR: Real life > > > pixels. Don't commingle the two to your detriment.

Could not agree more... i was totally onboard until he started coming off just as bad as the person he is accusing... its just really really really stupid over all to act like a fool over a video game and make a threat of violence, when you are accusing someone else of taking a video game too far, then threaten them, then make a post about it... either you were just upset, or a sociopath.

[thesoundofmerk]

as soon as you said cuck.. you lost all respect and everyone knew what kinda dude you were, at first you seemed so logical and in the right. then you quickly just became another yee haw republican that only sees his view point... *sigh*.. i hope you feel better bud

[aaezil]

“Tough guy behind a computer screen”

[Hazek]

"ayyyyy tough guy aaa'h? Bring ya computa ova and we have a LAN and duel in da EC tunnel ah? See who da real tough guy is."

"And yous bring the potata chips cause I aint payin for em."

[AgentEpilot]

Knocking teeth out over pixels, kobe dying, the wuhan kung-flu, what is this world coming too!!

[kjs86z]

go outside ffs

[NachtMystium]

this thread has me cringing into orbit tbh ngl

[douglas1999]

as soon as you said cuck.. you lost all respect and everyone knew what kinda dude you were, at first you seemed so logical and in the right. then you quickly just became another yee haw republican that only sees his view point... *sigh*.. i hope you feel better bud

tbf the notion that if somebody says a word you automatically magically know everything about that person like you're clairvoyant is also insanely retarded. you also seem to only have one view point that you are dogmatically attached to hmmmm...

[Triode]

Buy me a ticket and I’ll come kick your nuts in and fuck your wife in front of your dog or vice versa.

Lace them up OP you nerd!

10/10 - made the thread lol. Does the vice versa mean you're going to kick the dog and then fuck the OP in front of his wife? If so, does she have to pay to watch?

[Tethler]

10/10 - made the thread lol. Does the vice versa mean you're going to kick the dog and then fuck the OP in front of his wife? If so, does she have to pay to watch?

I thought it was kick the wife and fuck the dog.

[fridayjones]

I thought it was kick the wife and fuck the dog.

This is why we have these meetings.

[Ravage]

12325

[cd288]

Taking wagers on OP versus patchet

[aaezil]

Stay in school kids

[Chintofv]

I can't believe the OP posted his own address online, thus doxxing himself. Sheesh. Do you realize how much info pops up with just a simple google search? I guess some people don't care to protect their personal data.

[Smellybuttface]

What’s the update on this fisticuffs?

I’m going to assume cooler heads prevailed, and that this minor inconvenience in the game has already been forgotten.

[KansasComrade]

What’s the update on this fisticuffs?

I’m going to assume cooler heads prevailed, and that this minor inconvenience in the game has already been forgotten.

Huge assumption.

[Polycaster]

anyone who brings a real life beating into a video game needs to rethink some things.

Anyone who thinks the internet wouldn't be a better place if RL beatings were possible needs to rethink some things.

[Polycaster]

The smugness behind stereotyping the Midwest is stifling. Let me guess, you're from San Fran where there is an inch of feces anywhere you go. Got it ;)

Not anymore. With typical liberal efficiency they have decided to tackle this problem.

Step 1: pay people $185k/yr to pick up poop
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-08-22/san-francisco-poop-patrollers-make-185000

Step 2: spend millions of dollars teaching the homeless to pick up their own poop (presumably another multi-million dollar program will be forthcoming to teach them where to put it down.)
https://dailycaller.com/2018/07/15/san-francisco-poop-problem/

[Horza]

Really Teppler, The Daily Caller? Your racist dog whistle is set to bullhorn today.

[Horza]

Anyone who thinks the internet wouldn't be a better place if RL beatings were possible needs to rethink some things.

;)

[Smellybuttface]

Not anymore. With typical liberal efficiency they have decided to tackle this problem.

Step 1: pay people $185k/yr to pick up poop
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-08-22/san-francisco-poop-patrollers-make-185000

Step 2: spend millions of dollars teaching the homeless to pick up their own poop (presumably another multi-million dollar program will be forthcoming to teach them where to put it down.)
https://dailycaller.com/2018/07/15/san-francisco-poop-problem/

“ Over time Zero Hedge expanded into non-financial analysis,[c] advocating what CNN Business called an anti-establishment and conspiratorial worldview, and which has been associated with alt-right views,[9][10] and a pro-Russian bias.[11][12][13]”

“ The Daily Caller is a right-wing news and opinion website based in Washington, D.C. It was founded by now Fox News host Tucker Carlson...”

[Hyppon]

Polycaster rides his one trick pony into another thread.

[Polycaster]

“ Over time Zero Hedge expanded into non-financial analysis,[c] advocating what CNN Business called an anti-establishment and conspiratorial worldview, and which has been associated with alt-right views,[9][10] and a pro-Russian bias.[11][12][13]”

“ The Daily Caller is a right-wing news and opinion website based in Washington, D.C. It was founded by now Fox News host Tucker Carlson...”


So? Again you shitlibs think that anyone who doesn't agree with you isn't a valid source. Furthermore, both articles can be verified through any number of other sources. I chose these especially rustling sources because I knew your programming would spring up, once again proving you are nothing more than NPCs. Predictable just as if you had [brackets] around your key words.

[Polycaster]

Polycaster rides his one trick pony into another thread.

As long as you tards keep providing so much amusement why would I go through the effort of moving on to my 2nd trick?

[Polycaster]

Really Teppler, The Daily Caller? Your racist dog whistle is set to bullhorn today.

Horza: "LOLZ you people are obsessed with conspiracies like 9/11 and the holocaust!"
also Horza: "Everyone I disagree with everywhere is actually the same person! Teppler/ Polycaster/ brother-in-law/ Putin/ mailman I'm on to you!!1!!"

[Horza]

Do try to settle down a little over there, Tepp.

[Ravage]

What do you mean? "You people"

[Siege]

/chatfontsize 6 or GTFO

[Smellybuttface]

So? Again you shitlibs think that anyone who doesn't agree with you isn't a valid source. Furthermore, both articles can be verified through any number of other sources. I chose these especially rustling sources because I knew your programming would spring up, once again proving you are nothing more than NPCs. Predictable just as if you had [brackets] around your key words.

Says the guy who doesn't believe NASA, the UN, the military, the World Health Organization, the CDC....none of them are "valid sources" because you disagree with them.

You wear hypocrisy well.

[Siege]

Says the guy who doesn't believe NASA, the UN, the military, the World Health Organization, the CDC....none of them are "valid sources" because you disagree with them.

You wear hypocrisy well.

Not sure what you fellas were arguing about, but there's no such thing as a reliable source in Clownworld circa 2020. Everyone lies.

[Wonkie]

So? Again you shitlibs think that anyone who doesn't agree with you isn't a valid source. Furthermore, both articles can be verified through any number of other sources. I chose these especially rustling sources because I knew your programming would spring up, once again proving you are nothing more than NPCs. Predictable just as if you had [brackets] around your key words.


https://i.imgur.com/8uoQibq_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[ZiggyTheMuss]

I thought it was kick the wife and fuck the dog.

Yep this dude read it correct

[sedrie.bellamie]

this a trump thing now?

[jacobar]

tldr

patchet is a chad tho

[Hyppon]

As long as you tards keep providing so much amusement why would I go through the effort of moving on to my 2nd trick?

Get a dog.

[Vizax_Xaziv]

Also just sent you a dildo so you can fuck yourself

Ooohhhhh! Send me one too please?

[kaelseren]

So? Again you shitlibs think that anyone who doesn't agree with you isn't a valid source. Furthermore, both articles can be verified through any number of other sources. I chose these especially rustling sources because I knew your programming would spring up, once again proving you are nothing more than NPCs. Predictable just as if you had [brackets] around your key words.

Rules for Radicals, bro.

[kaelseren]

this a trump thing now?

To be honest, I don't know what it is. I will have to admit, I am morbidly fascinated though.

[kaelseren]

I can't believe the OP posted his own address online, thus doxxing himself. Sheesh. Do you realize how much info pops up with just a simple google search? I guess some people don't care to protect their personal data.

You are correct. I don't care. I don't think people can "dox" themselves though. I also don't understand why people keep repeating the fact that I posted my address as if their heads are exploding. It was quite intentional.

Here is what has been proven: Patchet is just full of shit. ST won't step up because he is a cleric and they would rather sacrifice integrity over a few heals. Then again, as of late, it seems they have more and more people in their guild like Patchet. The Patchet's of the world are toxic. When they're not stomped out, they start making it seem like shit talking is funny. It spreads quickly. It gets to the point they have such a mob, it is too late for others to bother to shut them down.

Reminds me of people who continue to group with a shitbag simply because the exp is good instead of telling them to get fucked. To those that might have hope to understand, here is RL example. Going way back, there was a cop I worked with who was wrongfully accused by our employer.; oh and the employer knew it. They just would rather buckle under the outspoken PC mob. Because I didn't like that kind of bullshit and knew she would have had my back, I openly protested. I was bumped too. I kept my integrity and pride, they lost two good officers. Sacrificing my integrity over a video game isn't even in my universe.

On the flip side, I have had cops demand my ID without cause, I didn't give it because I would be sacrificing not only my rights, but everyone else's. I went to jail three times for merely exercising what was supposed to be a right. Fortunately, those juries likely didn't play bootleg EQ so they could actually approach the issues objectively and see why a person like myself conducts himself. Those cops lost in the end because I and a jury stepped up. So yeah, those that think cops are murderous psychopaths are just as simple as those that think all cops are innocent angels. I guess I could say the same about those that blame all of society's ills on dems or repubs. I digress.

Now many on here ask, why pound a shit starter in the face and have your last guild throw you under the bus? Why step up when you knew you would lose your job? Why go to jail when you could have just submitted to tyranny?

The short answer is that I value myself more than those that would ask those questions value themselves. I can find other guilds that actually value their members more than the scraps ST (Who came up with this name in a fantasy game is beyond me) throws them for Solb giants. My God, it is just a video game. If no guild had any integrity I couldn't give two shits less. Organizations should WANT people who thought that way so they would know that to that player getting loots and being arrogant pricks isn't why they joined. I cringe how these people would act in real life.

I also can find other jobs that value their employees and the truth more than side a few unhinged lunatics that go out of their way to start shit or worse yet, cower under even the possibility of mob retaliation. As far as jail, I can sue when people violate my rights after I get out of jail. I can sacrifice a few days hanging with the other side for the greater good.

SOOOOOO, all you naysayers in this thread and many others, this thread isn't a post about Patchet or EQ per se. It is a post about people like YOU. Is it a post to you? No. Cowards like you could never hope to understand what integrity is or have any clue about anything other than jumping on the bandwagon to ridicule others as long as there is safety in numbers (Antifa) or you're behind a screen (Patchet). The post is to other gamers and people in RL to show that they're not alone even if they won't enter the drama.

You know, the same people that work hard in real life so they don't have time to show up to protests over anything and everything while donning pink hair and pulling fire alarms while preaching diversity, love, and inclusion while they assault you... I'm speaking to the ones that the media portrays as the fringe simply because they're more interested in tending to their family and building up society rather than writing articles about how math is racist and science is an institution of the patriarchy in an effort to tear it down. I always have found it ironic that to sell their ideology it ALWAYS is through violence, ridicule, and intimidation while claiming the moral high ground...

Don't worry, leave it to people like me to step up. Just keep out of our way when we do.

As far as answering the questions if we are going to set this up? The answer is Patchet and ST folded. That doesn't stop them from continuing their BS though.

Notice how two guilds handle drama. ST leadership around, they say nothing after their dipshit guildie out of nowhere sparks up the reason for this thread days later (this occurred yesterday). See: Patchet How other leadership responds? They reasonably say to not continue it in OOC.

Patchet2: No surprise, still talks shit in OOC, but is a coward. Apparently I need the psyche eval? So let me get this straight. He talks shit. I call him out. He wants my address. I give it to him. He folds like a lawn chair. In front of his guild, he out of nowhere decides to pick up the shit talk. In tells, he again folds like a lawn chair. Uhhh, I need the eval? Ok...

Patchet3: We get a showing of his genius.

Patchet4: I explain to him if he is going to pussy out, continue, or make peace, then I gave him a man's way to do it. My manliness utterly shuts him up. Patchet is nowhere to be found after explaining how men gracefully move forward.

As it stands though, he is still a puss that only talks shit when others can see it and he is safely behind a computer. His challenge to fight him is still accepted by me. He obviously is a coward so I think we can all see that at this point he was bluffing and now looks like he feels in real life, insignificant (Which of course is why why people try and build themselves up by putting others down). Make whatever conclusions you all need to of ST as an organization at large (Most of the members are still pretty cool), but I think there is only one conclusion to be made of Patchet and subsequently his supporting cucks.

As far as I am concerned, I proved my point. If someone still wants to send a tell to Patchet to see if he wants to follow through with his threats and shit talk, more power to you.

At this point, I win through default.

[Smellybuttface]

As a practical matter I think it’s a bad idea to put your personal information and safety at risk over something as nonsensical as EQ. However, I also understand your point about integrity and backing up one’s words, especially when it’s so easy to hide behind the anonymity of the internet.

[Marley]

So Packs and I just had a conversation. We are now best buds, so just ignore the part about him. We are cool. It is EQ, we can chalk it up to miscommunication. I can't edit out the part about him, so just consider this a voluntary retraction.
Bought off, no doubt.

[kaelseren]

Bought off, no doubt.

Honestly the guy flooded me with tells begging me to remove the post. He also was gas lighting me as if he wasn't the one. Whatever, he has now stopped the tells. Patchet has not.

[kaelseren]

Holy shit. And I thought you were wordy when you wouldn't stop harassing me about why I wouldn't sell you a GCB for 1000pp.

Jesus.

Think you're going to have to give a bit of context. Considering both my bracers were drops. Anyhow, why would anyone pay more than 1k for the bracer? I don't remember ever seeing a Tecmos in EC or in game ever. I suppose if you were speeding and got pulled over you would consider that harassment...

So basically, if it even happened, it would have went something like this. You auction a bracer. I say, i would give you 1000pp for it. You say no, 6 gorrilion plat. I say wow that seems pricey compared to the wiki then move on.

You know, like every deal I have ever done in EC. But I guess your fantasy and imagination goes beyond the game.

[Tethler]

At this point, I win through default.

You publicly posted your real address in-game, then again on a board filled with sociopaths. Are you new to the internet? You realize there are tons of things a crazy person can do with that information other than physically showing up at your house? If you have a family that lives with you, you showed rediculously poor judgment in that decision and appear just as childish as the guy that baited you into your "manly" response.

Congrats on your "win" over an argument in a video game though. I'm sure everyone here is super impressed.

[kaelseren]

You publicly posted your real address in-game, then again on a board filled with sociopaths. Are you new to the internet? You realize there are tons of things a crazy person can do with that information other than physically showing up at your house? If you have a family that lives with you, you showed rediculously poor judgment in that decision and appear just as childish as the guy that baited you into your "manly" response.

Congrats on your "win" over an argument in a video game though. I'm sure everyone here is super impressed.

Thank you for your concern. If you were here, I am sure you would want to hug me. BTW, it is spelled ridiculously. Some guy said he was going to send me a dildo. So there's that. I have never had a dildo, but I will guarantee you that if sends it I will post a pic of it in my office. Another guy said he would fuck my dog and wife, so at least I will have company that day.

People that are way more invested in hating me have my address. They are way more dangerous than a bunch of pukes on the internet sending me pizza or dildos. If someone wants to traverse the drive to an area that has guns everywhere. Pass a never traveled 1500 ft driveway alerting all my neighbors they're coming. Pass through cameras and German Shepherds. To make it to my house littered with guns and people willing to use them. Be my guest. Maybe you might catch me outside giving a shepherd a run on my atv. They're gonna have to be quick because I always have an AR on the rack. Oh and trust me, in 45 acres, I will see you before you ever see me.

But because of all this, I told Patchet I would meet him elsewhere. Good ole fashioned fisticuffs for him.

Oh and no, nobody baits me into anything. I am pretty calculated. I have to be in what I do.

[Tethler]

Thank you for your concern. If you were here, I am sure you would want to hug me. BTW, it is spelled ridiculously. Some guy said he was going to send me a dildo. So there's that. I have never had a dildo, but I will guarantee you that if sends it I will post a pic of it in my office. Another guy said he would fuck my dog and wife, so at least I will have company that day.

People that are way more invested in hating me have my address. They are way more dangerous than a bunch of pukes on the internet sending me pizza or dildos. If someone wants to traverse the drive to an area that has guns everywhere. Pass a never traveled 1500 ft driveway alerting all my neighbors they're coming. Pass through cameras and German Shepherds. To make it to my house littered with guns and people willing to use them. Be my guest. Maybe you might catch me outside giving a shepherd a run on my atv. They're gonna have to be quick because I always have an AR on the rack. Oh and trust me, in 45 acres, I will see you before you ever see me.

But because of all this, I told Patchet I would meet him elsewhere. Good ole fashioned fisticuffs for him.

Oh and no, nobody baits me into anything. I am pretty calculated. I have to be in what I do.

Ahh, so you don't get it. That's ok though. Best of luck in stopping identity theft or something equally shitty with your AR though.

[Sethius Marlowe]

People that are way more invested in hating me have my address. They are way more dangerous than a bunch of pukes on the internet sending me pizza or dildos. If someone wants to traverse the drive to an area that has guns everywhere. Pass a never traveled 1500 ft driveway alerting all my neighbors they're coming. Pass through cameras and German Shepherds. To make it to my house littered with guns and people willing to use them. Be my guest. Maybe you might catch me outside giving a shepherd a run on my atv. They're gonna have to be quick because I always have an AR on the rack. Oh and trust me, in 45 acres, I will see you before you ever see me.

Holy shit. All this says to me is that you're incredibly scared of the world.

It's okay, man. The world's not all that bad.

It's okay.

[kaelseren]

Ahh, so you don't get it. That's ok though. Best of luck in stopping identity theft or something equally shitty with your AR though.

Once again I prove my point. People like you are mad that people like me don't live real life in terror so you lash out in social media. You are transparent my friend. You hate masculinity and will ridicule and berate its expression because every time anyone does it, it makes you feel smaller and smaller.

Identity theft? Lol, ok. Why anyone would want to steal my identity is beyond me. Go ahead, take a credit card out or something. The worst thing I have to deal with is signing a fraud affidavit. I don't need credit as everything I have is paid for anyhow; maybe you think I should be terrified of the banks too since it seems you live under their thumb.

Your life is clearly out of control. Trying to impose your fragility on others is your way to convince yourself that you have a modicum of control. You're the type of guy that revels in schadenfreude as you run to the government, teacher, or mommy to tell on other people you envy.

[kaelseren]

Holy shit. All this says to me is that you're incredibly scared of the world.

It's okay, man. The world's not all that bad.

It's okay.

Lol, ok. I freely give my address and I am afraid of the world. Got it. When you put on a seat belt does that mean you're afraid of driving? What a dope.

[Sethius Marlowe]

I don't live as remote as I can, with cameras, guard dogs, atv's and weapons. lol. I just live in society with my doors unlocked. I don't live in some weird middle america scaredycat bunker.

It's okay bro. really.

It's okay to be scared.

[Ratchet51]

My life is clearly out of control. Trying to impose my fragility on others is my way to convincing myself that I have a modicum of control. I'm the type of guy that revels in schadenfreude as I run to the government, teacher, or mommy to tell on other people I envy.

[Wonkie]

Your life is clearly out of control. Trying to impose your fragility on others is your way to convince yourself that you have a modicum of control. You're the type of guy that revels in schadenfreude as you run to the government, teacher, or mommy to tell on other people you envy.

around here being a tattletail is just called petitionquest

welcome to p99 you weirdo

[Reddarok]

Why don't you put your head up my butt and fight for air!

[Canelek]

Skim skim skim....

So I’ll fight ya, but you can’t get near me in my bunker and rifle.

Good luck with them revenue’ers and men from The Bank.

[Kawazu]

I have to be in what I do.

Faggot.

[Naonak]

If that's all you have on Patchet.

I will still vote he's the nicest guy on the green server. :D

[kaelseren]

Skim skim skim....

So I’ll fight ya, but you can’t get near me in my bunker and rifle.

Good luck with them revenue’ers and men from The Bank.

You would think at 736 posts you would have at least some reading comprehension. I think I made it abundantly clear I would meet Mr. Patchet anywhere he wants. Am I suppose to excuse your dipshittery because you're "special". Not sure the PC rules these days.

[kaelseren]

around here being a tattletail is just called petitionquest

welcome to p99 you weirdo

Tattletail? Duh fuk? The guy challenges me to a fight, I publicly accept. WTF, this world is doomed after allowing people like you to spread.

No you invalid, a "tattletail" is Patchet who instigated more shit in OOC a few days ago, selectively edited the incident I just recently posted as if I am the one that did, ran to his ST "leadership" and then had them go to mine yesterday. Those defending people like him really expose themselves for what they are. I am kinda wondering is Patchet is just playing ST for fools no different than the rest of you or if they are in on it because they are too cowardly to lose a cleric.

People like you and him are scum. Instigate shit and then because you are dripping vaginas you run to hide behind your nearest cop, teacher, guild officer, or whoever, lie, and then giggle when the other person gets in trouble. There was once a day before social media that your games never really lasted very long, nor your full set of teeth.

Truth.

[kaelseren]

Faggot.

Touche! Man, you're quite the intellectual powerhouse! :) Thanks for your well reasoned post. You will certainly go far in life. Keep up the good work. With that profound a grasp on sheer ad hominem and narcissism to just see yourself post, I see either social justice warrior or rodeo clown in your future.

Bravo!

[Kawazu]

Touche! Man, you're quite the intellectual powerhouse! Bravo!

Thank you. I have to be in what I do.

[Bigsham]

i didnt read this story post, but pvp fixes all problems, see if it was red seal team would have KILLED ALL OF YOU then proceeded to giants, and there would be no bickering inside the zone because you would be OUTSIDE Until they were done

sorry you picked the wrong server but goodluck with the bitching

[kaelseren]

i didnt read this story post, but pvp fixes all problems, see if it was red seal team would have KILLED ALL OF YOU then proceeded to giants, and there would be no bickering inside the zone because you would be OUTSIDE Until they were done

sorry you picked the wrong server but goodluck with the bitching

Ok, I withdraw the compliment I made on one of your posts; I guess it was sheer luck you tied together something remotely funny. Saying that you didn't read a post and then saying the rest proves how insanely stupid you are. #1 Anyone can train anyone. #2 I don't give two shits about about dying in the game, I give a shit about people who challenge me to a fight and then pussy out and run to their guild to defend them. I give a shit about some silly cunt talking shit behind the safety of their computer screen.

Keep up my dude.

How far up ST's ass is your head? How are you fitting it all the way up into their small intestine when you clearly wear a helmet?

[kaelseren]

Thank you. I have to be in what I do.

Sure thing Kwanzaa. Keep living in Wakanda. Pray tell, what DO you do? Taste test glue?

[Ratchet51]

I mean this is sad... everyone sees this, right? Admins need to shut this one down for OP's mental well-being. Kingdom, do better.

[Tethler]

Once again I prove my point. People like you are mad that people like me don't live real life in terror so you lash out in social media. You are transparent my friend. You hate masculinity and will ridicule and berate its expression because every time anyone does it, it makes you feel smaller and smaller.

Identity theft? Lol, ok. Why anyone would want to steal my identity is beyond me. Go ahead, take a credit card out or something. The worst thing I have to deal with is signing a fraud affidavit. I don't need credit as everything I have is paid for anyhow; maybe you think I should be terrified of the banks too since it seems you live under their thumb.

Your life is clearly out of control. Trying to impose your fragility on others is your way to convince yourself that you have a modicum of control. You're the type of guy that revels in schadenfreude as you run to the government, teacher, or mommy to tell on other people you envy.

Good lord, you're unhinged.

I was trying to dissuade you of unnecessarily risky behavior and you treat it like a personal attack. Clearly I'm the one "lashing out on social media" though, lol. Maybe take a breath and step away for a few days and get your shit together. You aren't doing your server reputation any favors here, bud.

[JustMatt]

Kingdom, do better.

This player was never a member of Kingdom. He was tagged as an applicant for 2 or 3 days and has since been removed.

---
Matikaj
@members

Kingdom will not under any circumstances tolerate our applicants or members threatening physical altercations, not in game, not on voice comms, not on the forums. There was significant evidence depicting continued harassment and threats, the applicant has been removed.

[Domni]

I mean this is sad... everyone sees this, right? Admins need to shut this one down for OP's mental well-being. Kingdom, do better.

This. Shutting down the thread won't help what OP has though unfortunately.

[Teppler]

Tattletail? Duh fuk? The guy challenges me to a fight, I publicly accept. WTF, this world is doomed after allowing people like you to spread.

No you invalid, a "tattletail" is Patchet who instigated more shit in OOC a few days ago, selectively edited the incident I just recently posted as if I am the one that did, ran to his ST "leadership" and then had them go to mine yesterday. Those defending people like him really expose themselves for what they are. I am kinda wondering is Patchet is just playing ST for fools no different than the rest of you or if they are in on it because they are too cowardly to lose a cleric.

People like you and him are scum. Instigate shit and then because you are dripping vaginas you run to hide behind your nearest cop, teacher, guild officer, or whoever, lie, and then giggle when the other person gets in trouble. There was once a day before social media that your games never really lasted very long, nor your full set of teeth.

Truth.

My eyes just glazed through this post and locked on the words “dripped no vaginas”. I love you Kaelseren, you are the best.

[Teppler]

My eyes just glazed through this post and locked on the words “dripped no vaginas”. I love you Kaelseren, you are the best.

Beh stupid autocorrect phone. “dripping vaginas”

[Stickyfingers]

This player was never a member of Kingdom. He was tagged as an applicant for 2 or 3 days and has since been removed.

---
Matikaj
@members

Kingdom will not under any circumstances tolerate our applicants or members threatening physical altercations, not in game, not on voice comms, not on the forums. There was significant evidence depicting continued harassment and threats, the applicant has been removed.


Seems there is only one place for Kaelseren to go. Consider DMO. We accept all shapes and sizes and don't discriminate.

[Phaezed-Reality]

DMO is mulling over a possible invite, however it would come with restrictions. Would def have to squire for one of two of us, hold our armor, run to town for food/water, among other things. Maybe PL our alts. And promise to make 1 paragraph or less posts only.

[Teppler]

Take that man in, he needs a home.

[Nirgon]

I might be up to the task.

His beard is strong. There is potential for great forumquest. He can be reformed.

[Wonkie]

Take that man in, he needs a home.

[Horza]

I love you Kaelseren, you are the best.

Are we looking at another Polycaster situation here?

[mattydef]

Pretty entertaining thread, 10/10.

[Suwu]

OP worried about Menard's spying on him

[Topgunben]

I would never give out my personal information to anyone on this server. We are talking about a group of people that get enjoyment out of staring at a wall for several hours excitedly awaiting their fave dragon to spawn.

[Smellybuttface]

....as well as any allegorical interpretations of Judeo-Christian myth so long as any of you turd burglars had a modicum of intelligence between your ears.

The only person with even the slightest modicum of interest in that is you.

Take that shit to Off-Topic.
Like this thread did: https://www.project1999.com/forums/s...d.php?t=346542

[ZiggyTheMuss]

This is priceless! Usually when someone has a meltdown such as OP’s they rage until the drugs wear off (I.E Hazek). This dude is on a multi-week bender apparently, holy shit!

[ZiggyTheMuss]

So far OP is apparently a racist, misogynist, homophobe, a sovereign citizen (LOL) and a middle aged low T nerd with bitch titties, WHAT WILL HE REVEAL NEXT?!?

[Hazek]

This is priceless! Usually when someone has a meltdown such as OP’s they rage until the drugs wear off (I.E Hazek). This dude is on a multi-week bender apparently, holy shit!

I don't do drugs and nobody cares about your opinion. You're a noname moron.

[TomisFeline]

Tattletail? Duh fuk? The guy challenges me to a fight, I publicly accept. WTF, this world is doomed after allowing people like you to spread.

No you invalid, a "tattletail" is Patchet who instigated more shit in OOC a few days ago, selectively edited the incident I just recently posted as if I am the one that did, ran to his ST "leadership" and then had them go to mine yesterday. Those defending people like him really expose themselves for what they are. I am kinda wondering is Patchet is just playing ST for fools no different than the rest of you or if they are in on it because they are too cowardly to lose a cleric.

People like you and him are scum. Instigate shit and then because you are dripping vaginas you run to hide behind your nearest cop, teacher, guild officer, or whoever, lie, and then giggle when the other person gets in trouble. There was once a day before social media that your games never really lasted very long, nor your full set of teeth.

Truth.

lot of your posts have to do with female anatomy
do you dislike women?

[TomisFeline]

Sure thing Kwanzaa. Keep living in Wakanda. Pray tell, what DO you do? Taste test glue?

yikes

[TomisFeline]

upon reflecting, I feel like I am instigating someone I clearly shouldn't be with the first of the two posts above. Please ignore those posts and do not respond to them.

[wagorf]

You have posted over 500 times and slum around on RnF but just don't have the two minutes to read a post you volitionally opened? Lol, ok.

lol owned

[Hazek]

Kaelseren talks about "taddletails" while he cried to our guild leader cause I called him a retard.

[ZiggyTheMuss]

I don't do drugs and nobody cares about your opinion. You're a noname moron.

If it’s not the drugs then surely it’s the brain damage then?? Please solve this mystery for us!

[Horza]

It's not the drugs that make Hazek like that, it's the withdrawal.

[Hazek]

Imagine being a random nobody like ziggy or horza and all you do is post stupid shit on a forum for a game you don't even play Lol.

[Horza]

Are you asking for an apology?

[ZiggyTheMuss]

Imagine being a random nobody like ziggy or horza and all you do is post stupid shit on a forum for a game you don't even play Lol.

This shit is like visiting a zoo full of exotic and fascinating specimens of the neck beard and incel variety. You and Kaelsemen are pretty much the main attractions these days I must say, kind of like a rare snow cheetah or Sumatran tiger or something. Please don’t change anytime soon!

[Domni]

This shit is like visiting a zoo full of exotic and fascinating specimens of the neck beard and incel variety. You and Kaelsemen are pretty much the main attractions these days I must say, kind of like a rare snow cheetah or Sumatran tiger or something. Please don’t change anytime soon!

I support this message.

[Hazek]

https://i.imgur.com/sEZnFhr.jpg

[kauvian]

Patchet stole efreeti camp when it is established!

[Smellybuttface]

Patchet stole efreeti camp when it is established!

Is this a new development in the saga?

[wulfrache2]

TLDR.. But if u actually were trained by ST, which i highly doubt, u would have been offered a rez immediately. They are extremely careful not to train anyone. The one time i have ever seen someone train durign a FG raid he was reemed out by leadership and warned that he would be kicked if it happened again. Next time fraps it and they will kick whoever trained u, instead of crying on here. Gonna take a wild guess and say your from Teal? Probably in BL or one of the other guilds that has tried to do nothing but train and grief ST at every possible juncture. To no avail.

[wulfrache2]

Seriously tho.. i and the rest of ST would prefer that you Fraps anyone who trains u, report it to guild with video so they can be removed. We want that shit happening less then anyone who may get trained believe me. That shit can cost a whole raid their objective, which is why we dont put up with people like that in or around our guild.

[Evets]

So Patchet is kicked from ST then? What about all the trains wiping out the UN guilds in fear? pretty sure people got lots of that on video.

[cd288]

Seriously tho.. i and the rest of ST would prefer that you Fraps anyone who trains u, report it to guild with video so they can be removed. We want that shit happening less then anyone who may get trained believe me. That shit can cost a whole raid their objective, which is why we dont put up with people like that in or around our guild.

This is a nice comment, but I'm pretty skeptical until I see people actually getting kicked from your guild for this. In a contested raid scenario, I'm sure it will just devolve into lawyer-questing about how aspects of the train occurred or were made worse by someone else who's not in ST, etc. etc. etc. and nothing will actually happen.

[Pozzey]

bump 4 packsalunch being a fuckwit.

[Lammy]

Haven't been on the forums in a while but I've been hearing about this nerd that went off the rails challenging everyone to flights and fights... he's probably never even been in a RL fight. LOL

[Bardp1999]

Beware hooded men carrying maces if you live in Sacramento, CA

[Smash_Money]

So Patchet lost a bet to me, and owed me $100. I asked him to donate it to a charity rather than pay me, and he donated it to Globalgiving.org in my name. I wish I had seen this first, so I could have put it towards the plane ticket to kick your ass...and perhaps order you that pizza as payment for entertaining me with that good read.

[Hazek]

A long time ago my grandfather Patchet said, "I WANT YOU TO STEAL AGRO FROM THOSE SCRUBS OK. DONT DISAPPOINT ME. YOU TAKE THAT AGRO LIKE AN ALPHA AND YOU DONT LET SOME SHADOW KNIGHT PUSH YOU AROUND!! DO IT SOLMN"

But when the giant appeared, I was too late and hadn't mastered the highest levels of stun yet, so I failed. And to this day i'm scarred.

Except it only made me stronger and now I take agro whenever I want. And not even the 17th best tank on the server, Minimality, can get it off me.

[Muggens]

FYI Bare knuckle boxing is legal again in the USA, you can watch bouts on youtube(or PPV live via the event holder)
Waiting for Aleksander Emelianenko to begin his crusade.