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Shaquilleos
12-13-2019, 05:51 PM
https://i.imgur.com/4iDLV96h.jpg

SAGA OF THE SANCTIONED SPEAR

Following the apprehension of several Halfling thieves; The High Council of Erudin formally appealed to Rivervale's bureaucratic establishment.

Our correspondence thus far has been ignored by Mayor Gubbin. And several couriers have gone missing.

:By Decree of the The High Council of Erudin:

*Halflings are an imminent threat to Leyline stability. All citizens of Rivervale are to comply with forfeit of all hoarded, stolen magical artifacts and Arcane secrets. The Arcane is The High Men of Odus' jurisdiction. Failure to comply will be condemned.*

*All Halfling Deputies are to be relieved of Government issued weapons while we extract the contraband. Spears are under embargo. Possession hereto forth will be a crime in Rivervale and Misty Thicket. Deputies are to be engaged diplomatically. Upon escalation, lethal force to confiscate their Spears is authorized.*

*While the Sanction remains, The Dark Men of Odus are now designated as a Special Task Force.*

Cooperation never kindled as the Deputies refused to negotiate with our onset diplomats. In response, The Dark Men of Odus descended upon Rivervale's exterior defenses in Misty Thicket. Brothers Shaquilleos, Ramal, Jack, Tiffany, and Skullmogger delivered parcel after parcel of Smite and Arcane mastery.

The Thicket started to burn against the will of the Mist. The entirety of their Deputy Corps topping the wall crumbled during the corral. Fires from the Halfling huts burned and reflected like hot coals in the Brothers' eyes.

In a devious device, we managed to sell their own Spears back to the Halfling merchants in the Thicket. Through clever disguise and infiltration of their underground communications, we fooled the vermin to arm what remains of able bodied Halflings in Rivervale with the Spears of their own decimated Deputies. We will be sure to re-collect these Spears to fulfill the Sanction.

Antonicans banded in fruitless solidarity with the Halfings. They continue to commit war crimes during our formal declaration.

A gnome, Treasure Cat, tried to assist the Deputies in their battle. His head was impaled when Deputy Felp blasted through the air by intense and focused Arcanery. Fire beetles emerged pecking at the corpse of Treasure Cat with their pincers. Filling their bellies to feed their young the meat.

https://i.imgur.com/loihCCbh.jpg

Our reinforcements come reliably while the Halflings wimper in fear for their choices. Goblins pour through their gates inflicting terror and destruction, keeping distance from our forces. Lest they incur our wrath as well.


Active Saga Members

Jemal
Basketball

Veterans of the Saga

Shaquilleos
Jack
Master Skullmogger
Ramal
Tiffany
Lestoor
Loremaster Tyronius

Losers

Kantok (can't hang, rage quit)
Malsicar (afk so much, KSer)
Treasure Cat (death, attempted training, consumed by fire beetles)
Falena (entitled afker, failed intimidation)
Goldberg (The Spear is his signature move)

Spoils of War

25,000pp and counting.
Antonican tears.

https://i.imgur.com/QKk6t54h.jpg

Nirgon
12-13-2019, 06:12 PM
keep it movin tomatopotato

Kirrund
12-13-2019, 06:22 PM
Seems like trolling disguised as rp

heyokah
12-13-2019, 06:25 PM
https://i.imgur.com/5UqIGM9.gif

Velthak
12-13-2019, 06:27 PM
Creative post equates hardware shame. Yeah, it's 2019 alright...."kid"

Phaezed-Reality
12-13-2019, 06:37 PM
lighting the thicket ablaze was indeed needed, the refusal by the mayor... Well, let's just say I was highly anticipating his feeble response of non cooperation. As setting the thicket ablaze was exactly as.. fruitful as one would hope.

Crevex
12-13-2019, 08:34 PM
Rivervale is the epitome of the degeneracy and decadence that haunt Antonica. Let it burn.

Hagglebaron
12-13-2019, 08:55 PM
More of this post please.

Tethler
12-13-2019, 09:17 PM
In a devious device, we managed to sell their own Spears back to the Halfling merchants in the Thicket. Through clever disguise and infiltration of their underground communications, we fooled the vermin to arm what remains of able bodied Halflings in Rivervale with the Spears of their own decimated Deputies. We will be sure to re-collect these Spears to fulfill the Sanction.



Can Erudites follow Rallos Zek? Cause this sounds like a Rallos Zek thing to do.

Millburn
12-13-2019, 10:26 PM
Can Erudites follow Rallos Zek? Cause this sounds like a Rallos Zek thing to do.

Cazic Thule is the one true god of Odus

greenspectre
12-14-2019, 12:33 AM
*Michael Jackson popcorn gif*

Nirgon
12-14-2019, 04:27 AM
Cazic Thule is the one true god of Odus

Kinda sorta maybe

AgentEpilot
12-14-2019, 05:14 AM
Aww shit he has more pixels guys.

AgentEpilot
12-14-2019, 08:55 AM
Twice as fast would be 2x sir.


I liked the writing you sons of Erud, keep more stuff like this coming please. Also could one purchase a pass to carry restricted items?

Sethius Marlowe
12-18-2019, 11:28 PM
I want all of this forever.

Wonkie
12-19-2019, 12:06 AM
Treasure Cat is a great gnome name

What is a corral?

Mead
12-19-2019, 12:59 AM
You're not speaking common got me

Nordok
12-19-2019, 05:04 AM
Halfling scum

Polycaster
12-19-2019, 01:00 PM
This is pure murder done under the guise of international sanction. This all started when the erudite kang decided that the halfling's gift of a yellow cake was unworthy, and presented the yellow cake to the Grand Council of Antonica as proof of the Halfling's perfidious nature.

But here is the thing... THERE NEVER WAS ANY YELLOW CAKE! It was a prop used to justify an unjust war of aggression and greed.

The OP also mentions several "losers" whose actions are submitted as justifications for further acts of aggression against halflings, but those "losers" were actually killing halflings as well, and so were on the same side as the war mongers. These false flag attacks cannot be allowed to stand as a justification for war.


If we do not act now, this is what it will lead to:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2019/investigations/afghanistan-papers/afghanistan-war-confidential-documents/

Lhord99
12-19-2019, 05:44 PM
Immersed.

Phaezed-Reality
12-19-2019, 11:59 PM
You're not speaking common got me

Glad you enjoyed it, i thoroughly did while engaged with him. He did not deserve to understand me. specially with his fail train he brought with him. Not realizing i had faction quested up specifically knowing this was going to be a thing.

No low int gnome who attempts to train me deserves common tongue.

Come at the < Dark Men of Odus > you better come correct. We will best you everytime with our high int.

zillabunny
12-21-2019, 08:24 PM
While it's true that going afk forfits the camp it is a dick move to try to take over the camp when he shows up 5 min later espically if the last corpse hasnt even rotted yet