The Solution We've All Been Waiting For

[dk0]

Ok gather 'round all you p99'ers. The Greens, the Teals, Blues, and even Reds. I'm about to propose a solution that will solve everybody's problems. And since there's such an amazing track record of success stemming from ideas proposed in RnF, I'm feeling great about this.

We take a page out of 19th century Britain. They sent 162,000 convicts overseas to a place called Australia. Let's start shipping our problem children over-servers.

Right now, Green/Teal are the new hotness. Players who egregiously break rules, are repeat offenders, or generally ruining the atmosphere of the server should be transferred from Green/Teal to Blue. Of course, give them their appropriate warnings and in-server punishments. But after a while, enough is enough. Ship 'em out!

This will both A) thin out the clowns on new servers that are ruining experiences, and B) increase the population of Blue where everybody already has years of experience dealing with clowns. It's a win/win.

Keep this going even further by shipping out people from Blue to Red if they cause problems. Once you've made it that far, there's no hope for you and Red will take care of itself. Blue gets rid of its worst offenders, Red gets new blood. The world rejoices.

I call this "Trickle-Down EQnomics."

[Polycaster]

Stop being a whiny bitch. You have bad experiences with people because you are bad people. If everywhere you go there are assholes, its because you are an asshole.

[PieOats]

OP is gay.

[loramin]

Stop being a whiny bitch. You have bad experiences with people because you are bad people. If everywhere you go there are assholes, its because you are an asshole.

I think we found our first passenger to ship off to "New Holland" ;)

[PieOats]

Loramin is also gay.

[loramin]

Loramin is also gay.

I'd say it with pride if I was, homophobe.

[Polycaster]

I think we found our first passenger to ship off to "New Holland" ;)


Why? I have had very few bad experiences in-game. If you agree w/ the OP, then the people who think this game is a cesspit of drama are the ones that should be deported.

[PieOats]

Polycaster is hardgay.

[loramin]

We aren't scared of them, we are disgusted by them. They spread disease, molest children, and destroy the social fabric of society. Much like liberals in general, but at an even higher rate.

Polycaster is hardgay.

Actual homophobe and/or troll "arguing" with childish "you're gay" homophobe. I <3 these forums.

And as for you Polycaster, I'm just not a fan of when someone says something reasonable, and someone else responds with "Stop being a whiny bitch".

Unless you've never expressed a negative sentiment on an Internet forum in your entire life, you're a whiny bitch too. We all are: at least half of what people post here is bitching.

[Wonkie]

The boy is not doing well

[bigjeff100]

https://i.imgur.com/ITv6mxB.jpg

[enjchanter]

Herod is the better server

[Polycaster]

Actual homophobe and/or troll "arguing" with childish "you're gay" homophobe. I <3 these forums.

And as for you Polycaster, I'm just not a fan of when someone says something reasonable, and someone else responds with "Stop being a whiny bitch".

Unless you've never expressed a negative sentiment on an Internet forum in your entire life, you're a whiny bitch too. We all are: at least half of what people post here is bitching.


I love these forums too! So much better than doing actual work.

One can express a negative sentiment and not be a whiny bitch. I didn't just complain, I made a rational argument; those who think everyone else is toxic are the actual toxic people. I've had a great time in-game, met new friends, did old stuff, did new stuff. I even did a /list camp, yet I've experienced very little drama.

[Lhord99]

Please, please, please, don't send them to Blue.

Blue has been so productively pleasant the last few weeks. We don't need your rejects - they left us willingly.

Please, you keep them, and just make them level on Odus, or something. They're your problem now, not ours.

[enjchanter]

Please, please, please, don't send them to Blue.

Blue has been so productively pleasant the last few weeks. We don't need your rejects - they left us willingly.

Please, you keep them, and just make them level on Odus, or something. They're your problem now, not ours.

[Cecily]

Ok gather 'round all you p99'ers. The Greens, the Teals, Blues, and even Reds. I'm about to propose a solution that will solve everybody's problems. And since there's such an amazing track record of success stemming from ideas proposed in RnF, I'm feeling great about this.

We take a page out of 19th century Britain. They sent 162,000 convicts overseas to a place called Australia. Let's start shipping our problem children over-servers.

Right now, Green/Teal are the new hotness. Players who egregiously break rules, are repeat offenders, or generally ruining the atmosphere of the server should be transferred from Green/Teal to Blue. Of course, give them their appropriate warnings and in-server punishments. But after a while, enough is enough. Ship 'em out!

This will both A) thin out the clowns on new servers that are ruining experiences, and B) increase the population of Blue where everybody already has years of experience dealing with clowns. It's a win/win.

Keep this going even further by shipping out people from Blue to Red if they cause problems. Once you've made it that far, there's no hope for you and Red will take care of itself. Blue gets rid of its worst offenders, Red gets new blood. The world rejoices.

I call this "Trickle-Down EQnomics."


I was trying to make red a banned blue player penal colony for years.

[Bardp1999]

OP Journal Entry - Day 113

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[aaezil]

Red already is the quarantine zone for the mentally deficient/ill but its not 100% effective judging by this thread and responses

[Veccini]

Since all the people on Green/Teal came from Blue, they should already also know how to deal with the clowns. Leave them where they are at.

[Drakborn]

...Ship 'em out! This will ... increase the population of Blue...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ

[stewe]

So what you are saying is i can farm some stuff that doesnt drop on blue anymore and once they are done dropping be a total asshole and purposely get sent back to blue where i can get rich before green/teal eventually get merged with blue which is the plan of p99, sounds like a good way to get a head start before everyone else floods blue with their items, congrats on dumbest suggestion of the day.

[deezy]

One can express a negative sentiment and gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

[SkeletonLrodd]

So what you are saying is i can farm some stuff that doesnt drop on blue anymore and once they are done dropping be a total asshole and purposely get sent back to blue where i can get rich before green/teal eventually get merged with blue which is the plan of p99, sounds like a good way to get a head start before everyone else floods blue with their items, congrats on dumbest suggestion of the day.

I think OP and many others who forgot all the toxic people from Blue are now on Green want to keep Green separate so they don't have to deal with all the toxic people from Blue who are actually on Green now.

[Phatez]

Since all the people on Green/Teal came from Blue, they should already also know how to deal with the clowns. Leave them where they are at.

A large number of players on green are from outside the blue community. I have been pleasenty surprised with how many TLP players as well as people picking up the game after 18 years that I have run into.